POR QUE YO SOY EL CERO...

>>2811531
...DIMESO

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>>2811538
That's just not true

>>2811611
GOATS

>>2811611
>These guys are so good at professional wrestling that fans literally shower them with money when the match is over

>>2812247
It's a tradition in Mexico

JeriGOAT talks about in his 1st book

>>2812265
Fans in America are doing it now too tho.

>>2812297
Based Lucha Hermanos breaking down borders

>Don't understand a word he is saying
>still enjoy his promos

why does everyone in WWE have to be a charisma vaccum indie faggot?

>>2811611
>that $2 belt

>>2812330
Because the one senile old fuck is in control of all their promos

>implying Penta isn't an indy guy
>implying being "indie" has anything to do with charisma

If you want to start on Lucha Libre CMLL is uploading their shows on Youtube.

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>>2812333
I guess you're right about penta being an indie guy.

But promos aren't important in the indies hence why every indie guy is a charisma vaccum when it comes time to use the mic.

>implying big vince who was a promo king himself is the sole reason why promos are bad

Do you think the script tells them to speak in a dull tone?

>>2812342
>I've never watched any indies but here's my take

Promos are more important on the indies since they actually matter and lead to something instead of just being filler in A THREE-HOUR LIVE BROADCAST

>>2812353
If promos are so important there, then what's with the void of passion or charisma?

>>2812358
Because the one senile old fuck is in control of all their promos.

You have to deliver every script as-written. Deviation or ad-libbing is punished with real-life fines.

>void of passion or charisma

yeah those homegrown goldenboys like Orton & Reigns are throwing out Pipebombs

>>2812366
Refer to my original argument for your complains about big vince.

If you're some big indie dude who's so passionate about wrestling then I think you wouldn't be afraid of a fine if it meant you could ad-lib something that would get you over. (eg. Kendrick was penalised in the CWC for using the burning hammer but it got a great reaction).

Reigns and orton fucking suck, don't use them as an excuse for why your indie darlings are terrible.

[spoiler] PS, the pipebomb was fake, CM Punk even admitted it [/spoiler]

>>2812342
Listen to Freddy Prinze Jr on Jericho's podcast to hear about how autistically hands on Vince is with characters and promos.
He tells them EXACTLY how to deliver their lines and spergs out if they don't do it specifically as he instructs them to.
All the classic signs are there with him.

>>2812370
>then I think you wouldn't be afraid of a fine if it meant you could ad-lib something that would get you over.

yeah I can see how ensuring WWE never gives you another live mic would be a good career move

>le fake Pipebomb

So dumb (You) missed the point

>>2812342
Not everyone can play the role given by Vince perfectly. Some guys are better at being a different character and it shows when they're actually given something they WANT to work it.

Pentagon just goes in the way HE wants and HE makes it good. The masks, facepaint, gear, catchphrase. He also has more of a presence than pretty much anyone in the WWE. LU helped highlight all his good sides.

>>2812370
>He only just now 6 years later figured out that the Pipebomb was a work
...........I have no words for a mark of this level
Jesus fucking Christ
And you openly admit this on front of people
Good God how stupid can one person be?

>>2812481
Considering Vince got mad at Braun for saying title shot instead of title match, I'd be afraid to say anything that isn't full on-script because if it doesn't work and Vince isn't already on your dick because of your size, you'll get fucked in the lower midcard forever.

>>2812514
AAA is unironically booked and run worse than the WWE, if you can believe that.

>>2812519
I watched Rey de Reyes last year. I can totally believe it.

Still hoping that Impact + AAA partnering results in their mutual destruction.

>>2812492
Obligatory reminder that before LU based Pentagon was an undercard jabroni for AAA

>>2812519
I generally like mexican lucha but AAA is a fucking shitfest 90% of the time. At least they put the megachampion title on Mundo.

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>>2812496
>being such a mark that you assume someone only realises something after they post it

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>>2812519
>>2812525
>>2812530
>>2812535

Just watch CMLL and enjoy the new big thing of Lucha.

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>>2812535
Based

>>2812550
He's great in ring, a really enjoyable chickenshit heel. Especially in LU with Evans, Black (rip), Taya and that guy who impersonates him.

>>2812554
The feigned knee injury during All Night Long was the best heel moment of the year

>>2812572
I honestly got worked like fuck with that. 100% bought it. Absolutely perfect.

>>2812575
I didn't buy it, but the absolute shitbaggery of it starting from a kip-up and him dancing around post-low blow is what made it

>>2812579
It's what a shitbag chickenshit heel should do in my opinion. It's like he was born for that role. Face Mundo in LU was getting a bit stale, even with his great in-ring work.

Unironically hoping he joins TNA and buries Alberto El Perro

>>2812585
Mundo hasn't been face since late Season 1

>>2812593
I know that, I watched all of the episodes. His face stint was still getting a bit boring at least for me, and him turning heel was really nice.

Now time for Puma Dark.

>>2812590
He escaped AAA for a reason.
It's not going there again soon

>>2812612
>AAA

TNA's booking is pretty good right now and JJ and co. won't fuck up the booking of LU's top star. More than anything, I'm really hoping LU starts working with TNA

>>2812619
>and JJ and co. won't fuck up the booking

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>hoping LU starts working with TNA

"no"

>>2812619
>TNA's booking is pretty good right now and JJ and co. won't fuck up the booking of LU's top star. More than anything, I'm really hoping LU starts working with TNA

Jesus anon please stop

>>2812519
What is even more incredible is that they are getting progressively worse every year, their young guys are leaving left and right, yet they are still selling out venues.

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>>2812619
>this whole post

>>2812619
>>2812629
Drago is working their ppv and tapings next week, and that shouldn't be happening without LU's approval.

>>2812548
He Just won the La gran Alternativa tournament alongside with Caristico, it was pretty much entertaining altough i fucking hate Caristico

>>2812722

Its happening and LU isnt doing anything about it. They would've stopped a la the Hernandez situation last year

>Not wanting Bobby Lashley vs Pentagon jr.

Plebs. All of you.

>>2812746
Mexico future is looking good.
A lot of interesting young talent

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>>2812572
>heel moment of the year

MIEDO

Imagine a Penta promo on WWE

>USTEDES ME ABUCHEAN PORQUE SOY DIFERENTE, PORQUE VENGO DE UN PAÍS MUCHO MAS CULTO QUE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA
>*U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!*

>>2812722
>>2812757
LU is owned by AAA

>>2813048
>Pentagon in WWE
>doesn't break arms
>can't use the piledriver/mexican destroyer
>can't use slingblade because Balor uses it amirite
>probably gets rid of the catchphrase because lolwwe
>turns into another generic luchador in WWE because they have no idea how to make one successful
>optionally gets unmasked and jobbed out on Main Event

>>2815280
>e-Drones: LOOK ANOTHER INDY GUY THAT FLOPPED IN WWE

>>2812619
pls god no

>>2815270
Not owned, they have a partnership, LU peruses AAA talent.

>>2815280
Balor and Seth use the slingblade, you stupid idiot.

>>2815280
>Masked luchador vs. Any heel on the WWE
>Heel always tries to pull off the mask
>Always
>In every match
>No exceptions
This brings my piss to a boil and I don't even know why.

If LU Season 4 doesn't happen (which it sounds more and more like it's not), he should go to TNA.
WWE would keep him in NXT forever and make him Kalisto's brother.

>>2816225
If RoH goes national, then he should go there

>>2816261

ROH are national...

>>2812930
poor doggo

>>2816287
perro*

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>>2812330
>why does everyone in WWE have to be a charisma vaccum indie faggot?

Because they were all marks that spent the majority their youth locked up in their room, wasting time on prowrestling forums instead of being outside with their peers going to house parties and whatever the fuck.

>>2812339
CMLL is on the FITE app too

>>2816225
>quitting AAA to join AAA de USA

>>2812930
>Johnny refused to resign with WWE because he wanted to star in movies
>Such as this
The boyhood dream...?