/SMACK/ Gamethread #3

Muh voices

ORTON FUCKING BURIED LOL

BORETON

WITH NIGGERS AND JEWS, YOU LOSE!

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

who's singing gimmick is better?

Samson or English?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>tfw Aiden English is Smackdown's new Curt Hawkins

WHAT THE FUCK

IN MY VEINS

So English is the new Sandow?

The absolute state of Randetty

>>2810270
F

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>Aiden still there

>>2810270
Fuck Iwata

Guys...

What does Becky Lynch's puss look like? I need to know.

Fuck Randy Orton.

Randy orton's here! Time for a nap break!

I'M THE BOOGIEMAN
AND I'M COMIN' TO GETCHA

>>2810270
is Carmella a good Christian girl?

I LOVE CRACK COCAINE

firstly, iwata was just a character. A persona. You didn't know him and pretending to be sad that he's dead is retarded.

>>2810352
a dick

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>>2810351

i want to put mu dick in a milkshake and have Alexa lick it off

>>2810352
No hair, slight beef medium sized, Charlotte's tongue is somewhere nearby

>>2810361
this or a mess of plastic and scar tissue

>>2810327

Vince has issues and I'm sick of seeing them taken out on couples.

>>2810341
>tfw until Curt Hawkins had a match on last night's RAW I had forgotten what side of the roster he was on.

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>mfw Aiden wins

>>2810352
It probably looks perfect. Innie with a nice mound and just the right shade of pink.

Where is my boy le 10 man

>>2810352
google MtF srs

GUYS WHAT DID I MISS? just got back from slavery

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>>2810351

Fuck, honestly, RAM is getting better

Smacklads should do the smart choice and go to RAM's side

>>2810352
It looks like a penis

>>2810375
An hour of niggers.

BASED OWENS

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>This fucking Kevin Owens commercial

press F to pay respects to Anonymous WWE Supercard Player

>Owens

Fuck, I really want to hate Owens but I just can't.

>>2810270
They can't just ban Ellsworth and leave it at that right? I mean, I'm all in for Carmella winning, but if it's a full clean victory, she wouldn't have any challenger left except Lana or the champion.

Why put the bar over his eyes when we clearly know it's Owens?

>>2810377
one episode does not indicate a trend with WWE

>>2810338
Based Drifter

>>2810339

aqui estoy

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>>2810356
Well she ain't Catlick.

The RANDY KNOCK OUT (aka RKO)

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>Orton

>beated during commercial
;_; Sure is hard to be an English mark

>>2810379
what happened

>kevin owens showing charisma

Huh he should do that more often

Oh boy 20 minutes of snoretin sitting in a chair

>im not leaving this ring
You are leaving my tv tho.
See yall next week

Does anyone know who this Supercard player is? I can't figure it out for the life of me.

FUCK OFF MARINE

I want to see a G1 Climax type thing in WWE only with tag teams

does anyone have a stream link?

HE DOES THIS, HE DOES THAT

where's the fucken traps and sissies

>Mom doesnt allow me to watch divas matches
>Two divas matches tonight

amazing

>>2810387
People hate Owens because he's fat and successful and they're Marks who are fat and unsuccessful. The difference is, Owens is in shape.

why does orton go balls-first with this thesz press

>>2810394
Randal Kieth Orton

>>2810404
Nigger I'm still trying to figure out who was the lucha on Southpaw Regional Wreslting

>English just vanished into thin air

>>2810406

You mean like the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic in NXT?

>>2810399
Nig Day buried Hype Bros. Naomi squashed Lana. Gay Cops had segment of the night. That's really about it.

>>2810414
go away blampfcuck

>>2810406
It's called the Dusty Rhodes Classic. It happens in Based Haitch's NXMeme

>>2810410
This.

>>2810404
Mr. America

>>2810410
I think MitB is the main event

>>2810415
That might have been Kevin Owens, but I don't know who this Supercard player is.

>>2810406
won't happen. not enough time for promos and comedy segments

>>2810413
He calls it the Deez Press

>>2810411
Your mom made the right choice

Im gonna beat the holy F-...hell out of him.

I really like Kevin Ownens I think he is really funny and a good worker but he just so sloppy looking I cant suspend disbelief and take him a serious threat to anyone.
I would roflstomp him in RL and I havent been a fight in like 8 years.

Why wont he just become strong fat bros? Powerlift and he can still be a fat fuck.

>>2810415
Did they ever reveal who Mr America was?

>>2810420
ding-dong diddly worked my m8

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>>2810424

>>2810404
Boogie2988

Randy confirmed terrorist

With Lana just walking in and demanding and getting two title shots and Orton now demanding one of his own, it's a wonder anyone actually tries to follow a process to earning a match for any belt.

HERE COMES THE PEPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGW_t3F8uc8

Crowd's been pretty damn hot tonight

Stop stuttering.

SHANE "HANDS" MCMAHON

HERE COMES SHANETTY

>>2810401
Underrated

>>2810417
>>2810421
The last two both sucked and did nothing to revive tag team wrestling

>Top babyface is a terrorist

Randy is going back to the lockroom to jerk off?

Christ, who's idea was it to give Resthold Randy a mic?

Haha, time for Shane to announce a Punjabi prison match

>>2810437
This is the entitlement era

>>2810437
>title shots
I think you mean championship opportunities

>>2810435
About the same size

PUNT HIM

Can Shane be called the forgotten McMahon?

KNACK IS BACK

>Randy gonna "beat" some "ass"?

>>2810404
It's Kevin Owens, you retard.

>>2810437
"Land of opportunity" means "fuck you, I do what I want".

why isn't Vince on tv anymore? is he dead??

>>2810440

Los Angeles knows how to enjoy wrestling.

>>2810450
this

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Phone Call for you, Mr. Jinder

That's how you end up on the no fly list Randy.

Jackin' It
Jackin' It

>Orton Jinder is still going

SHANE LOOKING REAL JACKED BABY

RKO SHANE RANDALL!!

Requesting gif of Shane "punching" Randy

Can we just get to Barons high potential but inevitably disappointing title run?

>>2810445

If you think that they were bad in NXT, then the WWE version could ONLY be a major disappointment. ROH/NJPW are your only hope now.

>he disrespected mah family

Didn't Orton RKO his own dad?

>>2810455

The thought of Randy RKO'ing Shane and punting him for absolutely nothing is hilarious

Please rko shane.

>>2810467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NERXer22e3E

>>2810477
And his sister

Long hair guy and his mom are in the front row again. They must have money out the ass.

BOOOOO

suddenly Shane cares about people beating up his family

INCOMING PUNJAB PRISON MATCH

BEAT THAT JINDER ASS

PUNJABI PRISON

>>2810477
>>2810481
Its okay when he does it.

Terrible

PUNJABI PRISON WE 1990s NOW

Punjabi Prison

They are actually doing the Poopjabi prison match lol

>Blandy Boreton vs Jinder for a third time

Who's ready for a Punjabi Prison match?

PUNJABI PRISON ALERT

>>2810482
seriously who are they?

BEAT THAT POOS ASS

jinder mahals entrance is GOAT tier.

Punjabi Prison pls

WE WANT RUSEV
WE WANT RUSEV
WE WANT RUSEV

incoming coal miners glove match?

>>2810489
Not only that, but he also kissed steph while she was kayfabe KO'd

>>2810489

Because he hears voices in his head. They talk to him, they understand.

PUNJABI PRISON INC

PUNJABI PRISON

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Ughhh god damnit... is the belt really still on this juicing fuck?

PUNJABI PRISON

BASED BPP

I still can't fucking believe Jinder fucking Mahal is the champ

What the fuck

Someone yelled that shit out kek

HARD BODY OF POO

>We go from Taker vs Batista to Boreton vs Poo Punjabi Prison

>>2810498
Brock Guy's autistic cousin Steve.

Damn this nigga Mahal gets negative pops, even for a heel

>Jinders monotone voice

Why do they make him sound like this but he's chill as fuck on SD live

TURBAN ON A POLE MATCH

Randy's like "...I understood Cowboy..."

>>2810501

It's pretty damn good.

USA
S
A

>Gee Randy, your commissioner lets you get TWO rematches?

BASED JINDER

PUNJABI PRISON

How mad is Sami that this isn't him repping mudslimes?

OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>>2810509
Don't act like you don't know that.

PUNJABI PRISON MATCH

YESSSSSSS

>>2810509
Better on his waist than on Phil's

PUNJABI PRISON

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY IS A POONJABI PRISON MAYCH

Holy shit they're actually doing it

P U N J A B I
R
I
S
O
N

THE WORST MATCH OF ALL TIME

LETS BRING IT BACK

PUNJABI PRISON!!!! YES!!!!

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>"KHALI"
"KHALI"
>"KHALI"
"KHALI"
>"KHALI"
"KHALI"
>"KHALI"
"KHALI"
>"KHALI"
"KHALI"

MEMED INTO REALITY

Pressing 1 for English.

wrestlekino

PUNJABI PRISON MATCH CONFIRMED

To the surprise of literally nobody, it's a punjabi prison

PUNJABI FUCK YEA!

It's happening, it's actually fucking happening ahah

Is this real?

>Great Kahli
>Personal hero
>Could barely even walk

PUNJABI PRISION MATCH CONFIRMED

FUCKING HAPPENING

>you'll never wrestle as Big Chief White Power and the Ku Klux Krew

P U N J A B I
R
I
S
O
N

But Jinder you're married to Khali's sister and threatened to leave her if Khali didn't do everything you told him to do

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HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

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>It's actually happening
When did /asp/ get their hands on meme magic

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

HOLY SHIT IS HAPPENING GUYS

PUNJABI PRISON
OH SHIT

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PooJabi Prison Match

THEY FUCKING DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADCOMPANY

holy shit not this meme match again

Holy shit thank you Jinder

Why do people cheer? It's the most retarded stipulation ever

>>2810529

Indians are Sikh. Pakis are mudslime. Idiot.

If khali is jinders personal hero why did he beat him up and make him his slave when he debuted?

So bored of Jinder now

Also these rematches are bullshit and fucking lame. Stop this story line please.

>>2810558
>implying this isn't kekulture's doing

SOLID STEEL BAMBO

POOJABI PRISON MATCH

"Steel reinforced bamboo"

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>>2810563
BASED JINDER

Why aren't the sideplates some based elephants?

Goddamn Blandy and Jinder are terrible.

ITS HAPPENING

>>2810539
I'm more interested in the match now tbqh family. Kind of like how scaffold matches are shit but if WWE did one I'd check it out.

How is Khali still alive?

Punjabi Prison!!!!

FUCK YES!!!

Yo I heard you liked cage matches so I put a cage in a cage so you can climb out after you've climbed out to win

ROOF BLOWN OFF FOR BASED AJ

While you're at it, would you mind meme'ing some poo onto those pipes? Or is that already implied?

AJ vs Little Lungs at Battleground confirmed

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>punjabi prison

this sounds cool until you see it, and read the fucking rules. It's like a Vince Russo match.

>punjabi prison

thats it, jinder is one of the GOAT champions. he brought back the punjabi prison match

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>AJ still getting nuclear level pops

STEEL REINFORCED BAMBOO WHAT IN THE FUCK

tell me what a punjabi prison match is

Fuck, honestly, RAM is getting better

Smacklads should do the smart choice and go to RAM's side

YEAH RIGHT.
Now they're fucking upping their game.
Smackdown wins... AGAIN.

>>2810576
Papyrus Font is more based

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BMAJ

>>2810591
Bad.

>another fucking ppv with boreton and the toilet dodger

WOW. he looks like that Supercard player.

>Randy gets multiple rematches while based AJ is stuck in midcard hell
It's not fair

Go fuck yourself Kevin Owens

lel, Anchorman references

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What's a poon jobby prison?

>>2810592
>RAM is getting better
>meanwhile, this Smack has been GOAT up to this point, and we get a ladder match later on

Muhrica. Twice. One show.

Stop

>>2810592
I gave up on Cuckdown when they became more SJW than RAM with all these foreign jobbers holding all the belts.

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A POO IN LOO JOBI PRISON MATCH IS YOU NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE UNDERAGE

>>2810498
He was a make a wish kid that never died

>>2810603
The first one to shit in the ring wins.

>>2810603
The most exciting match of all time. It's like a steel cage or Hell in a Cell but way better.

>>2810568
Most of India are actually Hindoos but yeah Mahal and much of Indian Punjab is Sikh.

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HEY SAMI

HEY SAMI

>>2810591
Watch Taker vs Batista Punjabi Prison match

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RYDER WIN HAPPENING

>Sami vs Corbin

For the millionth time already this year

Somebody tell WWE that zooming in on somebodies tits only works if we don't already know they're disgusting, such as with the case with Charlotte.

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>Charlotte
>pic related

SD Live is killing it tonight so far. Raise up if you feel me.

JESUS CHRIST WHY ISN'T AJ IN THE MAIN EVENT SCENE

Anyone else want khali to come back to be in the Poo World Order as a bodyguard manager?

Underdog from the Underground

Does that mean he double sucks?

kids behind the commentary are AJ and Jeff Hardy fans

I can't look at Charlotte the same ever again after seeing her rancid naked body

>>2810612
>>2810613
Beautiful

where the fuck are mike and maria

>those cringeworthy wooos every time Charlotte appears

>>2810607
Thousands are googling as we type right now

>not having a ram superstar and a smack superstar to see which one sells more and getting the retards to buy both

>>2810617
Fag

Nice Tie

>>2810619
India

>"game" trailer
>show no gameplay at all

>>2810625
next week maybe

They should have do a Kennel from Hell match. All the dog shit would be a India poo in loo haha

2K18 will be trash

>>2810623
And when you realize that she's the one behind all the "MUH HISTORY" shit

>>2810624
OK CARTMAN

>>2810632
Fucking THIS

what do they even mean by this trailer

>>2810420
>plumpy living in ya head rent free

>>2810619

Midcard is the new main event. We Division X now.

It's a metaphor of how WWE handles their talent

>exclusive first look

Why is Rollins acting like a heel in this?

>2K
Do they even make good games?

>>2810632
welcome to gaming for the past 5-7 years

Why do the WWE games make trailers that are better than the games can ever hope to be?

I went to the bathroom after randy orton came out


what did I miss?

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>>2810607

this desu

>>2810607

Order the network for 9.99 and you can watch it and many other matches whenever you want.

HEY /ASP/

SHUT UP

Anyone know some cool charlotte merch I can buy?

>>2810648
Because they'll never get rid of the Yukes system

BOB LEE SWAGGER DEBUT WHEN?

I miss the days of Here Comes the Pain and Day of Reckoning, WWE games have been really lackluster lately

>>2810622
Seriously?

>4 Days Early
I'm having bad memories of "Deus Ex: Augment your Pre-Order"

>>2810649
Punjabi Prision match announced

>>2810644
apparently the man with no gimmick is mad at all those other iconic gimmicks

This has been a 10/10 smackdown so far.

>>2810644

Didn't you read the comics? He's a badass rebel asshole babyface.

>>2810645
Apehoop 2k is GOAT.

>>2810652
HEY ANON

WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND MAKE ME

>>2810644

They probably replaced him in from Orton at the last second considering the trailer really only makes sense with consideration for him burning the house down and Orton couldn't spare the time from his current "we want the india audience" feud to advertise their game mid-show.

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>Seth kills a guy just trying to do his job

It always irks me in movies and games when they just kill guards for no reason in visceral fashion. They're just guys trying to do their jobs and make a living, and then the dickhead or cunt hero comes along and kills them, possibly damning their family in the process

>>2810649
PUNJABI PRISON MATCH CONFIRMED

>>2810638
It's the WWE realizing Austin is right so they have to try and give Rollins some personality somehow.

Even if that somehow is stealing Randy's old gimmick

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>>2810607
This

>>2810642
>>2810642
>>2810642
>>2810642

>>2810661
What are you talking about? He is Seth "God doesn't exist" Rollins!

You have to at least admit that the trailer is kino

>>2810649

Battle Royal to determine the #1 contender of the US belt next week

>>2810667
Nigga he only knocked him out, didn't you see him pull the fire alarm? Check yo eyesight.

Seth was bretty goud in that commercial, he should actually try to audition for a few movies.

>>2810695
>blows up the facility the guy is still in

He's ded jim

IM BURNING UP IN YOUR LOVE

who the fuck are these two people.

>>2810709
You don't see him leave or stay, you don't know that

>>2810727
>he pulls the fire alarm and passes out, next scene is seff blowing the shit out of the building

Perhaps I'm not the one who needs his eyes checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2D-z2OIkrY

>>2810626
>she will never make a name for herself because shes the daughter of one of the most known wrestlers of all time
It sucks to be her, the only way she'd have a chance if she had a storyline about making it on her own instead of simply being "Ric Flairs daughter".

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>>2810760
>Passes out
Falling out of frame doesn't equate passing out. I'm done here lad, it's autistic to argue this far over a video game trailer.

>>2810393

HI-YO SILVER!!!!