I'M BREAKING THE LIMIT INSIDE YA'

lemon inside you*

>>2809993
Friendly reminder his Alliance theme songs were GOAT

>>2809993
I'MMA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YO' ASS AND WALK YA DRY.

>>2809993
START BAKING SOMEONE LASAGNE

>>2809993
YOU ARE COMPLETELY PATHETIC

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IM BEATING THE WOMAN INSIDE YOU

DRINK BEER
RAISE SOME HELL
BEAT DEBRA
OH HELL YEAH

>>2809993
austinetty so desperate to keep up with the rock that he changed his theme. pathetic.

The best theme of all time.and then it got shortchanged for 20 caw themes. Wow

>>2813038
This, not even a Disturbed fan but this theme was bad ass and suited Austin like a wet glove.

https://youtu.be/GTl89BQOUYY
The GOAT alternative SCSA theme.
>no lyrics
>no-nonsense, straight to business, shit gonna get done theme
>deliberate tempo matches Austin's stride
Disturbed was alright. The other Alliance themes were total shit.

>>2815940
Get outta here, that song sounds like it should've gone to some shitty WCW cruiserweight who was just thankful to be working Velocity.

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>>2809993
STOP DRINKING CAUSE I WANT LASAGNA !!!

>>2813016
YAAAHEEE YAA HEEEE YAAAA HEEE YAAAA YA HEE HA YA HEE HAAA HEE YA HEEEEE

>>2813007
KEK. Talk about the cringiest theme.

>>2815955
kek

>>2815955
Check'd and kek'd

>>2809993
>ywn hear jim johnston make GOAT themes that connected with the wrestlers
>you will now only hear generic 30 second song loops that all sound the same

AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST KICKED MY WIFE'S ASS

>>2816191
Why are all the redneck wrestlers so problematic?

>>2815955
He literally was in the WCW faction, so I'm guessing that's the point.

>>2815940
>pumpkin party
>pumpkin party
>pumpkin party
>pumpkin party

>>2809993
literally his best theme

DA NA DA NA DA NA BEAT DEBRA

>>2815972
That theme was a banger tho

I unironically prefer the Distrusted theme.

Fight me.

>>2816232
So you're saying Jim Johnston sat down and told himself "All the WCW guys have generic, mindless, unmemorable, chug-chug, piddly-tweedly, butt-rock riffs" so I guess Austin needs to join the club now too?

>>2815940
I unironically like it, as generic as it sounds

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SCONE COLD!! SCONE COLD!! SCONE COLD!!

>>2816688
Yeah. I have no idea why CFO$ are doing the same for pretty much everyone in the current roster but the divas, AJ and GLORIOUS.