/SMACK/ Gamethread #2

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1st for /vp/

HYPE BROS (RYDER) ABSOLUTELY JOBBED OUT

HAHAHA

NIGGA

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qojd5IaWDZM

TOP LEL

GIVE CARMELLA YOUR ENERGY

This thread is in memory of Mr. Iwata. Please understand

i hate niggers

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>>2809957
Is it time bros?

We coming for you....USOS lol

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WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

WE WAN DA GOL SUCKA

Are the Usos literal niggers?

kek these fans have no idea New Day was paying a tribute to Booker's WCW promo against Hogan.

WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA

6 fuckin months on recovery to job to samoans who think their niggers

Crowd is completely dead off that finish. No pop for the poo gay.

New day not having the balls to say what the big baller said without a care in the world

Big E is based

Beat our nigga ass

HULK HOGAN...

Wow. A back from commercial insta-lose. The state of the Hype bros.

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>>2809923
What is she thinking about?

*panders to le smarks*

What the fuck does day one ish mean?

>usos win
>New Day stepping all over the hype bros follow up to learn where they're going
>having a new day segment at all

Can a company hate someone with a mass of potential as much as WWE has hated Ryder?

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Fucking seriously? They just shaft the Hype Bros like that?

WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA

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Post some cute Nintendo girls in memory of Iwata guys ;_;

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>>2809957
>underdraws

BEAT THAT SOMOAN ASS

>>2809987
"Should I tape my penis down more?"

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>>2809957

we run this place

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UUGGGGHHHH
I'm so over the New Gay
Anyone else?
I know its grrrreat to see nigs do other things than act like nigs. And give non nigger nigs something to look up too.
BUT OH MUH GOD ARE THEY SO OVER PLAYED.

Use however have successfully reinvented themselves.

REKT

USOS ANTI-DRAWS BTFO

... they literally just copied the super hot fire youtube videos holy shit they're gonna get sued

Almost 2 niggas in 2 days would have been nice

On a side note New Day is fucking gay as fuck

But im not a rapper

Can these niggers fuck off back to Ram already.

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>>2809995
>cute

BEAT THAT NIGGAS ASS BIG E

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>its a black culture segment

>USOs destroy new day on mic
>New Day days corny as fuck shit and fans love it

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>>2809995

0
ABSOLUTE 0 REACTION TO TAMINA!!!

0

KOFI? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE JAMAICAN?

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GAY VICE SPECIAL EDITION

>FASHION VICE INTERROGATION
BASED

Too bad booker t is on the raw commentary team instead of smackdown.

>HHH and co. thought it'd be a good idea to have 2 women's matches in one night
im gonna kill myself
>fashion files up next
nevermind not yet

Did Big E suck Vince's dick for this push`

YES, KINO NOIR IS TONIGHT

>>2810007
>being this much of a nano baller
stay in yo lane

Bo-Rida when?

SEGMENT OF THE NIGHT COMING UP

Wait the gay cops are miami now instead of la noir?

>Fashion Vice

OH MY GOD

GAY COPS

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>>2810007
>Getting worked over race

>Burying hype bros

Fucking. WWE.

>4:3 preview

If anything tonight is actually based, this is it

We Miami Vice now.

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>>2809995

Who is more dangerous in a ring, Nia Jax or Tamina?

>>2810007
Hopefully after those coconut niggers drop the belt they get shipped to the B squad where they belong with that 80s slang

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this is the girl in the new Transformers movie

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Fashion File!!!!

HOLY FUCKING YES

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>>2809995
Ok

KINO VICE INCOMING BOIS

>>2810038
I remember you from yesterday. You're doing God's work, anon.

WHAT IF
WHAT IF
ASCENSION COMES OUT AS SURFING DUDE WITH ATTITUDES

Little lungs buried

>>2810030
I'm worked over how boring they are.

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>>2809995
>Iwata

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>New Day gets thrown right into Tag Title picture

>the Ascension and GAYCOPS still can't even get a decent feud

Carmella cheated, get over it

If she didnt cheat becky would be ms.mitb and she will be tonight

Get over yourselves carmellafags your waifu cant win without a cuck interfering

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>>2809995

Official thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4

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Where are my /a/ssmen at?

Little lungs attacking AJ from the crowd when?

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>>2810038
>we could have had her on ringside commentary last night

What are you doing Vince?

>>2810044
I'm not that anon, but I am his messenger

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>>2810058

>Keep it Tyson
What did Kidd mean by this?

>>2810036
Sashit

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>>2809995
>the last public comments Iwata made were an apology for a lackluster e3 and Federation Force

>>2810051

GAYCOPS had a decent feud against the USOS, but they decided at the last second to make them a comedy act (in the ring) because New Day.

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>>2810069

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>>2810038
>>2810061

>tfw you remember she's only 15

>>2810053
>holy shit a heel used underhanded tactics to win a match! What a fucked up situation!
You can't cheat in a no dq match you dense mother fucker.

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>>2810061
she a cute

Johnny Cennetty

BRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH

FASHION FILES

FUCK YES

A E S T H E T I C S

BASED BMJ

I already love this. BASED GAY COPS.

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>>2810069
Fuck...

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>July 4th
FRIENDLY REMINDER

>>2810070
>decided at the last second to make them a comedy act
when were they not before

>>2810061

keeping her in her lane

based boss man

BASED GAY 80S COPS

Man that 4:3 aesthetic.....

Fuck

VICE
I
C
E

Last night's RAW is much better than this Smackdown

Fucking kek

>free agent for whatever reason
Way to make your brand split legit

>immediately pulling WE DINDU NUFFIN

DINDU NUFFIN

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>>2810069
He was too good for this world ;_;

2 TICKETS TO PARADISE HAHAHAHAHA GOT THE REFERENCE

>grindcore
FUCK YES

>Grind core trash metal

WRESTLEKINO

BASED ASCENSION

>eddie money tickets

top kek

Cringe

AND YOUR OTHER GUN

This is literally the best thing WWE has going

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>>2810069
>tfw one of the last things he probably did was see to it that we get the Metroid 2 3ds remake

He died a hero

Goddamn I love Fandango.

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>mfw a yuropoop stayed up until 4 in the morning to watch an american childrens show

>Eddie Money
Based taste in music

>>2810076

>tfw somebody saved one of your reaction images

Wow, swerve, it wasn't the Ascension all along?

NO WTF

FUTURE HALL OF FAMERS MARK MY WORDS

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BASED ASCENSION AND GAY COPS

>Konnor's reaction to the cheese

Fucking kek

LAYERS

I squinted my eyes and I thought I was watching an older episode of Smackdown because of the 4:3

KEK

10/10 smack so far

please never stop fashion files

>>2810087

IN THE RING. The whole post nigga. Anyway what I meant was the whole mop and old lady segment happened in the ring at backlash rather than in the main show where they performed seriously in the ring.

Either way, glad they didn't lose a step at least.

So I missed last week's episode but I saw that Lou Carper was in the main event after being off TV for over a month. Is he back in the mix of things? And did commentary have nice things to say about him?

wtf i love the ascension now

Crowd actually laughed at it

They're making 10/10 segments.

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>>2810069

Lmfao

>4:3

Once again, this is based af

Breeze stays strapped up

Richard Simmons reference, smack wins

SIT ON MY FACE NAOMI

DEEPER INTO THE RABBIT HOLE KEK

Push the ascension

fuck its the nigger

/SMACK/ wins

>Glowing Predator

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>>2810069
>>2810114
He probably also made sure to put a team together to start Prime 4 for the 3d Metroid fans.

He was also probably the GOAT programmer

>we only listen to thrash metal

made me kek

>actually liking faggot police

Gain height

>Champ out first
When will they learn?

>10/10 segment
>kill the crowd with divas

Don't tell me this is the second night in a row where divashit is the main event.

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Good god that ass!

glow stick stroke tiem

>>2810141
but anon, you're right here

GLOW NIGGER TIME

Someone please GIF my girlfriend Natty's workout scene immediately, thanks.

Fuck this shit. Bring back the gay cops.

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>mfw Ruru doesn't interfere in the match

>super woolie 3

>She snatched herself bald
pottery

>>2810147
Never. WWE has literal monkeys on production.

>yfw Vince puts all the darkies on one show

>>2810147
She need a breather after, what she calls...dancing

>>2810140

This. The fact that they're secret Eddie Money marks makes me love them even more.

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>>2810144
Dubs confirm he was a GOAT programmer

anyone /tv/ here? That Dark Tower movie looks awesome, what do you guys think?

i really hope The Dark Tower is a case of the trailers not representing the actual movie because if they just turn it into a standard action movie...

>>2810156
He's in purgatory thanks to gender being a toilet dodger

>>2810150
RuRu staring at Naomi's ass will always be the best part of that image

>>2810164
im weirdly gay for idris so yes.

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>>2810138

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>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

>>2810150
Braun needs to be removed from the RAW side...He actually gets pops.

Reminder: lana is winning this match.

>>2810167
What?

>>2810164
Looks gay af. Kys

So who busted the Fashion Police HQ?

>>2810164
I never read it but this commercial was nothing like I though it was about.

naomi is gross and not even the thicc meme can change that

Gay predator stripper incoming

DICKCHODE

>>2810168
I'm glad someone noticed that.
>>2810172
I'll replace him with something.

>>2810162
>>2810140

Gotta put them on Raw for that. JBL gonna continue to shit on everyone's good time while they're still on Smackdown.

>>2810177
They did it to themselves.

>>2810177
Young Bucks.

>>2810177
AA

>>2810177
AA

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>people think Naomi is hot

>>2810144
>>2810163
Even without dubs, he was the reason Gen 2 was as good as it was

Gotta be American Alpha

Jelous because FP got so close to the titles

I can't stop fucking laughing.
Fashion Vice is one of the funniest things I've ever seen WWE do.
Every week it's one of the best segments even if it's got nothing to do with wrestling... they're using midcard people properly to keep them semi-relevant even if it's not in the ring.
Even The Ascension have been made worthy of time on Smackdown.

grindcore isn't thrash metal

*sex music*

>people in the arena had to listen to that shitty music during the break

>Lana receiving pops

Based

Lana is pretty.

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>Lana's theme

>you will never fucc Lana in her dinner dress

Lana has based music.

>>2810193
No way they'll turn heel

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>Lana

This music is just offputting

Lana is qt though

>>2810195
imagine being this guy

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>>2810163

programming pokemon gold and silver was a huge accomplishment

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>Lana

MUH DICK

Since when do champions enter first?

TIME TO REMOVE NIGGERS

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>>2810197
>BRING IT TO THE FLO
>BRING IT TO THE FLO
>BRING IT TO THE FLO
>BRING IT TO THE FLO
>BRING IT TO THE FLO
>BRING IT TO THE FLO

Clearly setting up for Lana to win the title.

>timing her titty shake to the music

Based Lana.

That music was shit. Isn't she supposed to be an evil foreign heel or something?

>>2810177
Summer Rae

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>>2810144
>>2810163
He actually was.

>He re-wrote Earthbound's programming code
>He remade the Pokemon battle system without documentation
>He saved Super Smash Bros. Melee from delay
>He was able to program Kanto into Pokemon Gold and Silver with a very limited timetable

Those are just some of his accomplishments. Truly a legend

>Both Raw, Smackdown, AND NXT will be mainevented by Women's matches

>You will never be the meat in a Lanaomi sandwich
life is suffering

>ref gets to grope Lana

Didn't the one fall thing start in ICW? Did that shit really manage to spill over to the WWE crowd?

>>2810195
Wasn't it grindcore and thrash metal?

>>2810218
Where is she?

>>2810211
yea WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT.
They did this on some other show too.
It pisses me the fuck off, its an insult to the fans

Just got home what I miss?

>>2810221
NXT match will be legit.

>>2810177

2cool

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>>2810199

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these fucking outfits

FUCKING NIGGER

>>2810227
>WWE giving a shit about "the universe"

>them biceps

Lana's been hitting the weights, lads. Did she get a clue?

>>2810214
Welp

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>Lana
>Naomi

JUST

BURIED

LLAMA BTFO

Well that was....

>>2810172
But he still get the wrong pops. We'll see if it stands when he isn't against Roman.

so that's it huh

>>2810228
Omega attacking Styles.

wtf

>A FUCKING BLACK!!!

>>2810174
holy shit. insider confirmed?

LANA'S LEFT SHOULDER WAS UP LOL

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>Lana buried

>>2810231
How much do you think Cesaro misses Tyson

wtf? I looked away for a second and naomi won

Why was this even a match?

Fuck this where's RURU

tfw squashed

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Welp

LANA BURIED

WHITE "PEOPLE" BTFO

Naomi is my wife's daughter's favorite wrestler.

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>>2810177

People actually thought Lana was winning

I was loyal to smackdown since the brand split.. I give up. It fucking sucks now.

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>Lana fucking squashed

BLACKED

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lana fags btfo

>>2810203
As opposed to what?

Stream is shit quality, is Lana wearing white stockings under the boots?

Absolutely terrible.

>>2810228
Carmella continuing to be right (ellsworth kicked out of stadium)
Hype Bros buried by Usos and New Day
This match right now and a BASED AS FUCK Fashion Files segment (they're doing miami vice now).

the replays were the whole match

>>2810261

me too, I switched to the RAM side myself.

>>2810231
Holy shit I just remembered Tyson Kidd exists. What ever happened to him?

SHE WAS ON HER FUCKING SIDE

god this music is awful. i hate niggers

>>2810239
>buried

It was her second match on SD. She shouldn't even be getting title shots already.

At least we didn't have to endear too much of Lana's excessive screaming with that match.

Lana squashed. Feels bad.

So does this end the Lana diva experiment as a wrestler now?

Naomi is pretty fucking fit though to be fair.
Was thinking "YES LANA DANK".
BUT Naomi I would fucking love her to eat me up.

>>2810258

Cuck

I wouldn't say Lana got buried. She still New so I'd say lose to experience. If she jobs to others, then I'll say buried.

I think this proves blacks are physically superior to whites.

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>>2810231

DELETE THIS

>>2810175
Holy fuck, you're retarded

>rusev was going to be in genders spot
>rusev isn't indian
>wwe wants into india
>use the canadian indian
>now rusev is never coming back

goddamn you're dense.

INAUDIBILE

I want to lick Becky Lynch's vagina

>>2810274
>Tyson Kidd
http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/tyson-kidd-backstage-producer/

>>2810274
Career ending injury

>>2810261
RAM shill BTFO

becky sounds like a man. what thefuck

>>2810274
Natalya's trophy.

>lana gets face pops despite being a "foreigner"
>geek her out to a funkadactyl and cut to a little black girl in the audience with a naomi shirt!

Why not push a girl people like?

I swear she should steal the MITB briefcase tonight that would be thr only redeption.

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>the stat if Lana

eww disgustic cheeto girl

BASED ENGLISH

>Becky Cringe talks
*mutes tv*

BASED DRAMA KING

When is this """""women's""""" experiment going to end?

Why the fuck is Aiden still employed

>>2810274
If I remember correctly, a neck injury pm retired him.

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>Lana

>discount charly

Just imagine an Aiden English duo with Elias

>>2810261
Same. I joined the Bloods a month ago

>>2810285
This, but still ironically

FUCK YEAH HE'S BACK

>>2810292
Naomi needs one of those

>>2810277
Match shouldnt have happened in the first place, but at least have her lose with dignity

>>2810270
>>2810270
>>2810270
>>2810270

>still alive

>>2810290
A surgically created """"mound"""" is not a vagina

THEY TALK TO MEEEEEE

I swear to god if Carmella loses MiTB after "muh wymyn" makes the first match not count

Please let Rowan or Harpgoat interrupt and make a match for later

OH GOOD, IT'S FUCKING RANDY INSTEAD GODDAMMIT

Big Pop for Becky

>>2810299
Fuck him. /asp/ walks with Elias

O
R A N D Y
T
O
N

So Drifter and English tag team when?

>>2810290

>she

Why does Vince hate Lana so much?

It's fucked up how obsessed he is with her as well though.

Holy shit I just realized English is the smack drifter

>>2810304
Because he's married to Eddie Guerrero's' daughter

Opera man will be forced to job to Snek now

>>2810304
because he's the last thing remaining from the Guerrero family

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>we will never get an Aidan English/Elias Samson duet

>>2810274
Samoan Joe killed his neck in a freak accident

>>2810291
>Based Fact Man is the insider all along

>>2810294
because he was born a man

Fuck, they really need to figure other something with English.

>no tye
>no rusev
Suffering

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>this gum commercial.

>>2810347
Fuck off fag

>>2810291
>>2810292
Fug I vaguely remember he got injured. I didn't know it was career ending. Rest in peace in peace.

>>2810350

What's with this Tye meme guy? The guy sucks and has a gay chant like goat man.

>>2810362
>calls me a fag
>is attracted to men
made me think

>>2810382
If Becky is a man to half this board no wonder were all watching wrestling alone...

>>2810296
People like Naomi you stupid namefag. They just also like Lana because she is hot.

Randy Boreton