Why has Joe been so, uhh, rapey around Heyman?

>>2809499
Heyman keeps his shekels in his bum-bum.

Best way to assert dominance

>>2809499
Joe wants to see those sloppy jowls flap as Heyman's choking on his dick.

>>2809499
best way to seduce a manager

>>2811550
WWE should make that a match stipulation.
If Fatso wins he takes Heyman away from Lesnar permanently

>>2809499
Maybe he want's to absorb him into himself and become Samoa Hoe.

>>2809529
this

>>2809499
Based Joe's doing the loan shark/mafia boss intimidation tactic. That is legit the most realistic and "scary" way to cut a promo on someone.

>>2811909
I like the idea of this, and we know vince likes cucking angles

>>2811910
Samoa jew

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>>2812246
Well played my dude

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>>2812033
>"I work in the waste sanitation & management business. Now don't ever ask me about my work again."

>>2812246
Shoa Joe

They are not going to turn Heyman again

right?

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>so, uhh, rapey
go back

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>so, uhh, rapey

they want tumbler yaoi dimes

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My friend please, I do honest work in my restaurant. Whole family work here you see? I do not know of these thug, uhh, Strowman? that you speak of.. There is no need for this kind of police investigation yes? Please I would be thankful for you for many years if this were not the case yes? Yeees no you are getting it. Oh yes before you leave, you want to try our samoan pizza special? Free of charge for you of course, haha.

>>2809499
It all goes back to that time he was kidnapped by ninjas in TNA.

>>2811909
i've enjoyed Heyman/Brock but I would like to see Brock do his own promos instead of bouncing in the ring and smiling and getting a million dollar check for it

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>>2809499
>so, uhh, rapey
go back

>>2812388
>>2814732
>>2812390

Round of applause for the Reddit experts in the house.

>>2814681
>Brock do his own promos
*autistic squeaking intensifies*

>>2814681
>Brock do his own promos
it would be REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE personified

>>2814681
Guy sounds like Jeff Daniels in The Big Lebowski, it's shit. If you weren't underage you'd know that Brock used to do all his promos before Heyman and they were godawful.

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PARTY'S OVER, GRAMPBAH

>>2814812
Jeff Bridges you faggot.

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