Wrestling Observer Radio Raw is Worldstar

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>Braun Strowman’s new gimmick is he on a weekly basis bullies hardworking EMT officials and threatens to put them in severe harm less they drive Braun to his appointed TV dates to mock then savagely destroy Roman Reigns.

>Goldust is preparing for his undercard jobber match against his former Jannetty Tag-Team partner. Goldust then proceeds to beat the shit out of Truth. WWE’s recent rating’s trouble was based around a White Hot Basketball game so Vince thinks he can work around the ratings issue by bringing in these random Basketball Negros as Guest Stars.

>Samoa Joe decides one holocaust wasn’t enough and proceeds to murder Paul Heyman again. Stephanie McMahon paid for Ad Space in a Woman’s Empowerment Magazine which is shit not worth the trees needed to be cut down and be made into paper.

>The Broken Brothers Nero and Matt w/ Prince Lego himself defeated a Hobo Guitarist and 2 Euro Brits who are named Cesaro and Sheamus. Paul Heyman is counting his shekels.

>A Fake Prop Belt is worth more according to Vince then any accomplishment in Negro Hoop. Dean Ambrose is apparently a big Basketball fan. “We’re all the Jennetty” Miz/Dallas/Axel defeated Hardcore White Trash Ambrose/Rhyno/Slater

>Enzo...for the past 4+ years who has done nothing but lose and be a fucking disappointment to his Tag-Team partner pleads with Cass to give him 1 last chance to prove to him they can win the Tag-Team Championships. Cass responds by beating the shit out of Enzo to get Heat on the Worked Crowd. Cass can’t touch Graves due to his Concussion Immunity he has in his contract.