>big tiddies
>thick & muscular
>blonde
>bimbo features
>bimbo IQ
>5'4
Based Brooke Thread
you forgot
>ugly as sin
>mostly plastic
>probably fucked Ziggler
>>2804899
Big Mama Milk
>>2804926
>You will never get your face lovingly pushed into her boobs while she breast feeds you and tells you Big Mama's got you now
why fucking live
>>2804965
this actually got me hard as fuck.
dammit...
MOMMY!
>>2804899
You forgot ugly and looks like a dude.
>>2805084
>blonde bimbo with big tits
>ugly as sin
Well there's no such thing as female posters on this board so I'm gonna assume you're just some bitter virgin neckbeard
>>2805352
>big bolt ons
>good
i'd rather see Becky Lynch than Dana Brooke
>>2804899
miss piggy
>>2805396
>"I'd rather see some actual androgynous fake redhead with big manly boulder shoulders"
>>2804899
WE HAD A PLAN!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EETv7DGfBxg
>>2805396
>muh oyrish boulder shoulders
>>2804924
When her makeup is on point, she's hot af
>>2804899
>muscular
Nope.
Dana was pretty fit in NXT. She is fucking fat now.
>>2804899
>>2805816
>>2805352
>>2805414
>they think my waifu is ugly
>they must be gay
Actually, and this may surprise you, but not everyone finds her attractive. Also, it's hilarious that you'd call someone else a virgin or bitter when your only interaction with women outside of your mother is the pics of women on your device. Hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue.
>>2805961
Imagine getting this fucking peeved over a diva thread
>>2806123
>BTFO so hard no response can be mustered
Apply yourself.
>>2806141
Almost got me. 3/10
>>2804899
NOTHING'S FINER... THAN (Female) SCOTT STEINER
>>2804899
i would completely approve if she sat on my face and forced me to deeply inhale her sweaty asshole.
>>2806141
Bridgette B
>>2805961 (You)
>>2806156
>still no legit argument
Consider suicide.
>>2806141
Her asshole must be the size of a silver dollar.
>>2806152
What if she did but you discovered she was freshly showered and clean?
>>2805035
Look at that picture. She has a body like she's purpose-built for fucking. Like one of those ancient Venus statues, but not all fat and gross
>>2806175
>still memeing
Just take the L faggot. You don't have a leg to stand on.
>>2804899
More like an ugly tranny. Fuck off.
>>2805961
>being this flustered
>>2806223
Do you just use words you hear without knowing what they mean? Stay BTFO memelord. Sorry I triggered you for calling your waifu ugly q.q
>>2804899
Holy fucking yum: the thread.
>>2805084
Dana looks nothing like a guy. She looks like a woman that has had too much plastic surgery.
>>2805961
Oh man.
>>2805961
>not everyone finds her attractive
I bet you would if you found out she had a dick.
>tfw no secret Clips4Sale store where you can order custom vids
Feels superbad man
>>2805816
[SIREN INTENSIFIES]
how can somebody so thiccccc do flips?
Why did she put on so much?
>>2808019
The plastic surgery to her face worked out.
Shame about the wrestling ability.
How do you go from this...
>>2808070
To THIS?
>>2808019
When she first started in NXT, she was still doing figure competitions and was in that year's Arnold Classic.
For those competitions you have to stay at an extremely low body fat %.
Now that she's at a normal and athletic body fat, people on the internet who can't even bench 1 plate think she's fat.
>>2808078
MOMMY
>>2808078
By making excellent life choices
Good on Dana
She looks 10000000x hotter in pic 2
>>2807250
>>2807254
>>2807920
>>2808019
>>2808078
holy fucking yum.
I don't mind the musclegirl aesthetic when they don't cut. In fact, it's pretty much GOAT female physique.
>>2808078
Food
>>2804899
forgot to mention
>sexiest voice in wwe
>>2808158
That would be Nikki Cross
>>2808158
>Mommy Dana will never cradle you in her huge bosoms and whisper in your ear with her pure sex voice and slowly jerk you to completion all over yourself and she licks you clean and goes for seconds cos shes a big girl
mahniggas.jpeg: The Thread
>>2807977
THIS! I marked hard for her when she entered yesterday. Really surprised me
I'm not usually one to go for the giant plastic titty bimbo barbie fuckdoll look, but my God above, Dana is so over the top with it, it goes all the way round from ridiculous back to being insanely hot.
She would destroy you in bed I bet.
I want to rub my dick in between her ass muscles if you know what I mean.
>>2808532
>>2808078
Hhhhng
>>2804899
I want to be her sexslave so bad. <3 She'll physically intimidate me into doing anything she desires.
>>2807977
By not being an out of shape sweathog
Dana is a cutie
She is Vince's perfect woman, blonde, fit, thiccc, muscles, why is she not the face of the division.
Paul's four horsewomen and the Bliss dwarf are killing the business.
>>2806170
Disappointment
>>2804917
>probably fucked Ziggler
Also a bunch of niggers
>>2808533
>Not seeing the jiggle when she lands
>>2808078
THIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC
She needs a run with one of the belts. She's better than most women in the ring right now anyway. I'd only put Charlotte and Asuka (maybe, her style is obviously different) above her. And if she and Charlotte could resume their grudge feud it would be great.
>>2804899
It's titties, not tiddies. As in "look at those tits" not "look at those tids".
>Big Mama Pump
Seriously, a sexually aggressive musclegirl would be such a good gimmick in this day and age.
Like they would do that shit for comedy, with Mae Young and Moolah, to make it disturbing. Or they would do it as a lesbian thing like Kat/Chyna or Torri/Sable. But make Dana like a viagra'd up female hard-on who seeks out all the studs.
It would be ace, and you would never quite know who would be doing the penetrating.
>>2808078
OH MY LORDY IN HEAVEN THHHHHHIIIICCCC
>>2808382
Hopefully she does it like this: >>2808169.
>>2808752
Cringe. I bet you think Sasha is attractive.
>>2808765
>fake hair
>little to no figure
>gross face
>annoying voice
Wrong again retard.
She is a clear example of thicc vs fat(Nia)
Thicc muscle girls are my fetish
>>2808078
TopThicc
Dana Brooke: Lookin for a Fuck
>>2808782
Sadly true but age does that to people.
>>2808745
Screw that, bring back Nurse Brooke.
>that look
>that glove snap
Fucking diamonds m8.
her tits are too big to be a muscle girl and her muscles are too big to be a bimbo
she is in the no mans land of waifuism
>>2808794
i still want to sniff auntie mickie's camel toe
>>2808802
Kek. Didn't Gallows' wife get all butthurt from this because Dana is hotter than her?
>>2809187
Anderson's reaction
>>2808802
Goddamn they should have teamed up. Having Brooke be their sexy THICC valet would have been awesome.
>>2808019
There's such thing as "walking" weight. This is the normal weight athletes/competitors have when they're not training. This was just after she got signed. She was still doing fitness competitions and had a crazy low body fat %. The Dana now is what she normally weighs.
>>2809187
And because Gallows and her were screwing around.
Are they officially together by now?
>>2809209
The new Bullet Babe
I want Dana to beat the fuck out of me.
>>2808802
She should be their valet.
>>2809209
Think they stopped after the wife made allegations. She's with this body builder now. The guy is fucking gigantic.
>>2804899
she's a plastic fat ass that has a fucking gut
>>2809190
Literally /ourguy/
>>2809254
t. virgin
>>2804899
I find her incredibly fucking attractive.
I usually like really skinny girls... but Dana is HOT AS FUCK.
>>2808707
There is no way someone could unironically believe Dana isn't the single worst wrestler in WWE.
Yes, yes, fuck thank you. Dana is totally my shit I love her, love her.
>>2809237
yfw you realize you have a chance with dana after seeing her current bf
>>2809449
>Gay af grinman face
>5'5" MAX height
It is almost exactly the guy I would have assumed she was with. Fitness obsessives are so often broken inside.
>>2809449
what's his fucken problem?
Isn't she dating Braun Strowman?
>>2809449
Fuck that dude is ugly.
>>2809487
OH MY
>you will never be on your knees cowering before Dana's strapon
>>2809511
small brain - Alexa
normal brain - Mickie
large brain - Nia
galactic brain - Dana
>>2809511
It's sad how badly Mickie aged. She was god tier in her prime.
>>2809526
Are you like, 12 years old?
>>2809526
>
>>2809511
She can grind my throat raw with that strapon.
>>2809538
>you could live and die 1000 lifetimes and still never be reincarnated as that ring rope
>>2809526
You know nothing of women if you think she's aged badly.
That flip she did was impressive.
>>2809507
>those hard nipples
Fug muh dick can't handle this... I bet they look like little pink pepperonis.
>>2809507
Goddamn her tits are suckable.
She's got bad leaks tho
>>2809551
Her face is busted to fuck and she has a sad flabby belly. In what world has she aged well?
>>2810134
In a world where you stop being a 12 year old fapping to photoshopped instagram 'models' and start to go meet real women.
>>2810134
You really need to stop watching porn.
>>2808078
oh lawd
Dana is HNNNNGG, but she needs to improve in the ring and become a better actor something fierce. They should have her do less flexes and more dance moves and flips, too.
>>2809526
The march through one's thirties tends to be brutal on women.
Which makes sense from a biological perspective, since the odds of producing babies with health problems skyrockets as the woman gets older.
>>2808078
Lordy that's a lot of meat
>>2811511
I wish she still had this figure..
>>2811520
same here, my dude
She's fat.
>>2811703
low fucking test
>>2811544
>drakes reaction
>>2808070
Holy fucking yum! Never been into her legs, but they're so long, slender, and muscular here.
>>2809526
18+ Kiddo.
>>2804899
She's almost unrecognisable from her pre-WWE days
>>2812002
Looks like Velvet Sky. Unrelated, but boy did TNA Knockouts have a lot of pornstar names.
>>2812007
That's not a pornstar name? Jfc the absolute state of TNA.
THICC Dana >>>> Generic cardio bunny Dana
>>2812012
Yep, back in the day we had Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Madison Rayne, Roxxi Laveaux, Miss Tessmacher, and Taylor Wilde
>>2812025
Lol holy fuck you could copy paste that onto pornhubs directory and no one would know the difference.
The only women in WWE that I care about. Better than bliss.
>>2812024
who is the titmonster on the left?
Thicc Dana is better than <5% body fat Dana
>>2812832
>no nudes of her current fertility Goddess-tier physique
>>2808169
Mommy Dana will never lock the door behind her as she approaches you, strokes your hair and shushes you before casually reaching back and untying her halter top strap letting it fall down and her huge tits to swing freely, bouncing them a little before pressing your mouth onto one of her hardened nipples to suckle. 'Shhhh, shhh, big mama's here, drink up' then reaching down and stroking your cock
>>2808745
like ODB?
>>2808169
>>2813798
STOP IT!
something about her flexing puts her miles above the other divas
>>2813829
I would demolish ODB desu
HOLY FUCKING YUM
She's likeable
I remember thinking she was cute when she debuted in NXT, then when she got to the main roster I wondered what I saw in her. I didn't even realize she got fat since it was so gradual, but comparing pics now I remember.
>>2814970
Small and thick, my favourite.
>>2808745
I've been wanting this gimmick ever since she debuted on main.
>>2808745
>thirsty lewd muscle girl Dana
GIMME
>>2813829
I don't think she has specifically that character does she? I haven't seen enough of her work but I figured she was just trashy blue collar.
But yeah, ODB is the closest currently to what I had in mind - one of the reasons I really like her work and style.
>>2815418
EXACTLY.
Like grabbing dude's asses, checking out their cocks and abs when they walk past backstage. Cutting sexually aggressive promos where she boasts about all the "man-rats" that want to get with her but they're all trash, then hitting on dudes in the front row, treating them like thirsty bitches.
Would be the 10/10 gimmick.
she can´t wrestle a potato but she is hot a fuck, i can´t remember the times i fap to her.
thicc 4 ever
>>2815536
>Mommy Dana will never challenge you to a playfight then laughingly put you in a sleeper hold with her giant titties pressing against the back of your neck.
>You will never slip softly into the embrace of unconsciousness only to reawaken god knows how many hours later, chained to a poured concrete plinth, your cock and balls throbbing achingly against the insides of a snug chastity cage.
>Mommy Dana will never saunter in, dressed in skin tight PVC, holding a long whip and proudly stroking the length of her thick black strapon.
>You will never then endure three hours of humiliatingly pleasurable ass orgasms that cause your worn prostate to eject eight full loads of filthy jism from your swollen balls as she whips your ass and makes you her lifelong bitch.
>>2815589
Well that escalated quickly
>>2815589
>Humiliation
Nope
>>2804965
i haven't jerk to a not porn still in years but this is the hottest thing ever.
i might have to get a poster made.
>>2815589
wew
I'd die of laughter if Steiner returned to the E and called her fat
>>2817911
>suplex
>suplex
>suplex
Steiner matches are the most boring thing in the world. At least Dana matches have something to look at.
Dana >>> Steiner
>>2817384
why so insecure?
>>2817935
You've... never actually watched a match with a Steiner in it, have you?
>>2817982
Just the one where he was wrestling Triple H and couldn't keep his balance and kept falling down.
>>2817981
Insecure? It just doesn't do anything for me
>>2817998
>he was wrestling Triple H
Okay, I get it now.
>>2817935
>>2817998
You're not watching the right Steiner matches my dude. Go watch his WCW stuff with his brother or even his later solo stuff with the company. It was pretty decent.
>>2817998
Triple H
>WON most overrated 2002
>WON most overrated 2003
>PowerSlam Mag most abysmal 2003
>bloated mass of steroid
>told to get off gas by Steve Austin
>wrestled Steiner with partially torn quad
> potentially sabotaged Steiner for various reasons
>>2817935
>>2818007
Dana could make it work for you.
>>2813798
>Shhhh, shhh, big mama's here, drink up'
Amazing. Someone needs to write more things like this about Dana, ODB, and Nia
>>2805961
jesus dude chill out lol
More Mommy Dana fap fic you faggots
Quit arguing about le 90s
>>2818044
>Tfw mommy dana forces you to clean her sweaty body with your tongue
>>2818720
>>2819075
>>2819075
Oh my lord
>>2819083
>>2819090
>>2819098
>>2819098
dana confirmed best mommy
thx gif bro
>>2819109
>>2819110
i gotchu fametty
>>2808802
I just want her as a gym partner.
God damn.
>>2819156
>>2819159
>>2819098
>>2807977
thicc flips
Why bother living if Mama Brooke doesn't make me eat her arse so she can cool down after the gym?
>>2819193
>>2819215
>>2819218
>>2819223
>>2819193
>>2819193
mommy
>>2819239
Q U E E N
U
E
E
N
>>2818720
SMOTHER ME IN SWEAT MOMMY
>>2819265
muscle cow
>>2819276
holy fuck that is the sleaziest camera move ever.
>Dana will never be your Mommy GF
It's not fucking fair!
this fucking thread mane
>>2819362
This board needs more big mama brooke threads
>>2809511
I want her to bully me to the point of crying. Followed by this
>>2813798
Best. Thread. Ever.
>>2818024
>WON Wrestler of the Year 2000
>Wrestled Goldberg and Steiner with a groin injury
>Steiner had drop foot
>Putting the blame on only one when both of them thought it was okay to wrestle
>>2805961
SEETHING
>>2819362
I can't even right now.
>>2820156
She may treat you like you're her bitch but then she reminds you you're her only bitch :3
>Mama Brooke will never moan quietly while you drink from her large tits, making them grow larger ever so slightly every day. Her milk is your reward for being a good boy and not crying too much.
>She will never tease and bully you for how much you enjoy being her bitch either
>>2820474
Seething yes, wrong no.
>>2820176
Don't let this thread die niggers
MOAR!
>>2818720
FUUUUUCCKKK I wanna lick her clean.
>Right now Dana is forcing any one of the girls on Raw to drink from her and reminding them who the alpha female is.
>Bayley has tasted more of her milk than you ever will.
Why bother living lads
>>2808078
>I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
>>2818028
Scotty invented the 450 splash?
>>2804899
She's the hottest woman in the WWE imo
Bearmode girls are the best
>>2808078
HOLY FUCKING YUM
>>2822391
Fuuuck. I love this thread.
>>2822391
Actually looks kinda pretty here
>>2825026
Please post pictures of her flexing thank you.
>>2805084
according to most posters, every woman in wrestling looks like a dude, never draws a dime and botches everything.
>>2826244
Because they do.
>>2826244
Those last two are true
>>2805396
>Can't wait until Bex has some tasteful bolt ons
>>2826594
Chances Becky goes bimbo?
>>2826848
I wasn't thinking bimbo, just more that she upgrades slightly at some point like most fitness chicks do.
>Tasteful
>>2826891
That's how it starts out anon...
>>2826894
>Would not complain
>>2826891
She's in her 30s. If she hasn't gotten work done by now she probably never will
>>2826924
I disagree. Most of the women I know while had theirs done did in their late 30s.
>Insecurity + age = amazing boobies
>>2826936
So who's the most likely to go under the knife? Who'd benefit the most?
>>2829189
Hopefully it's Asuka for some liposuction