What wrestler do you most resemble? Body type, face, mannerisms,

Big Boss Man circa 91.

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Stan Lane during the Fabulous Ones timeframe

>>2802857
Body of Ellsworth
Face of Ellsworth
Mannerisms of Aiden English before he kills himself
Voice of Neville

>>2802864
So, you're a tall fella?

I have the body of Kassius Ohno from his first NXT run (second if I let myself go) and the face of John Cena with Triple H's nose. 6 inches shorter than Ohno's billed height of 6'4"

I used to look like Mike Foley in my teens, I was fat, beardy and had long hair. I got fit and now I look like a chinese knockoff of Rocky Romero.

1997 Shawn Michaels

>>2802895
>Mike

Jesuschrist what's wrong with me

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Oney Lorcan
>bald
>same beard style
>/fit/
>same face

As for voice, I do a great Howard Finkel impression.

https://clyp.it/hyejl1t2
I couldn't come up with a name, so I looked at the first thing I could find

>>2802857
Like a mix between Triple H and Seth Rollins. But I'm short, like 5'10 and skinny. Not a great look.

Body of CM Punk (skinnyfat) but quickly turning into KO (Fat as fuck)
Face of Y2J
[spoiler]Personality of Haitch[/spoiler]

>>2802883
>>2802923
>>2802932
You three are hired. Welcome to NXT.

>>2802857

The face of Seth Rollins, the body of Trish Stratus, the cock of Batista, and the moveset of Joey Ryan

>>2802945
I'd work there just to be a jobber in all honesty. Has to pay better than what I'm on now.

I kinda look like Seth Rollins but skelly, short haired and a bigger dick

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>>2802857

>>2802920
Based as fuck

Body of Finn -abs
Face of some Evan Borne
Personality of Punk

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>more teeth
>less concussions
>shorter hair
>same stats otherwise

It was finding out that he was 6'0" like me that got my ass back in the gym.

>>2802857
Charlotte, but bigger hips and smaller tits

>>2802857
Alberto Del Rio

>>2802857
Long blond hair, people told me I have a Drew McIntyre face, with vibes of Edge & Ziggler.

>>2802857
I do currently look like that

Body of Kalisto
Height of Roman
Beard of Wyatt
Hair of Angle before balding

body and face of xpac
height of HHH
hair and beard of Finn Balor
voice of scott hall
personality/sense of humor of 90s jerry the king when he was announcing

>>2802932
I've often been told that o look like a younger y2J

Body wise, idk. I'm just over 6'6" and about 260. Not really that jacked though, but not quite skinny fat. Kind of build like Enzo.

>>2803028
>APUBA
What did she mean by this? I'm a professional lip reader btw.

>>2806343
Well The Face of Jericho isn't something that really stands out honestly.

braun strowman

but 7 inches shorter and with a shorter beard

Imagine Jinder Mahal. Now remove the height, muscle, most of the hair and add more gyno. Personality would be most like Matt Morgan when he had that stuttering problem.

>>2802857

>body type

Sami Zayn except 5'7, 140lbs, and brown

>face

I guess a combination of Edge and Daivari with TJP's hair except not as long or poofy. No facial hair though.

>mannerisms

Sami Zayn cause I'm autistic and a little bit of RVD cause I have a rational stoner side

>voice

TJP's but a little bit deeper

>>2806464
actually maybe replace Daivari with WCW Chavo Guerrero

I have Sheamus's face and skintone, Shinsuke's hair, Jeff Hardy's facial hair, Triple H's voice, Jericho's mannerisms, and TJ Perkins' shape with some extra height and MAYBE a bit more mass. Used to border on overweight when I started training, but dropped 20 pounds in the last 6 months and I need to bulk back up.
I'm a green starting out on indies doing some jobber work until I'm allowed to do my own gimmick, used to LARP as a viking so I grew out my hair to be like Ragnar Lothbrok's but shaved off most of my beard because I want to wear a Kane-like mask when I stop jobbing.

>>2803120
he is not 6'0 you idiot

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Body of Alejandro Saez when he lost the weight for the CWC
Hair of Spike Dudley

>>2803021
>bigger dick
Don't doubt it one bit tb haitch

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>>2806332
>face of X-Pac
You poor soul

>>2806483
ugh

>>2802883
>have somethin shared with Neville
>not his abs, not his strength, not his acrobatics
>his fucking voice
Feels bad man

>>2806489
He's 6' under the ground m8

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Kassius Ohno, since I fluctuate between this...

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>>2806813
...and this

>>2802887
Manlet, get a clue.

Seth Rollins in all departments except having long hair, that voice and his personality.

Yes, I even have the same dick size as him, about 5.5-6

Not a wrestler but been told i look like Wayne Rooney, maybe a younger, manlet Finlay?

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Face of Seth Rollins if you squint really hard
Hair of the G.O.A.T AJ Styles
Body of a unfit beginning indie guy
Voice of Bo Dallas (a bit deeper)
Height of Brian Kendrick
Personality of Chad Gable (NXT) and Bálor (out of kayfabe)

>Inb4 Manlet
>Inb4 Get a clue

Well, I'm a big fat autistic geek so I guess Asuka.

>>2806828
I just showered, and I lifted weights earlier today. I'll be "getting a clue" at school in the morning.

hash tag "wrecked"

>>2802887
I'm not quite 6'6" (if that even was his shoot height) but I'm close.. I have his body type though, when he was starting to get real fat

>>2806343
>6'6"
>260
>Enzo

One of these things is not like the others

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accent, craters in face and all

>>2806927
>school
18+, kid

>>2802857 Supersized Chris Hero

>>2802911
Same here. We /oney/

Shorter rusev with a widows peak.

Body of Toru Yano (im a close to 30ish alcoholic) with the face of younger HHH.

Like an emaciated james ellsworth

Layla

>>2802883
i would fuck you

>>2802857
>TFW same body and build as KO
>Played sports in high school
>Want to be a wrestler
>Tore ACL playing a pickup game of basketball with friends
>Hopes and dreams gone

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>>2802911
The most generic-looking man in all of wrestling. Also
>HEYYYY V-SAUCE Oney here

>>2802883
D'YA WANT A CUP'A'BEANS?

Christian

>>2802857
TBK

>>2802857
>Body type, James Ellsworth
>Face, Neville
>Mannerisms, Corey Graves
>Voice, none really. I have kind of a weird voice.

>>2802920
Kys for uploading that

>>2802920
Not bad anon

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Literally me

>>2806927
Sorry mickey I can't hear you from all the way down there, what are ya whining about ya wee lad?

>>2812038
I'm so sorry

>>2812203
Yeah me to... I was being generous. Ellsworth has more mass, Neville is better looking and I wish I had Coreys attitude. The closest wrestlers voice I can think of is nasaly Seth. Still get play from the fatties though so at least I'm not a wizard.

>>2812211
Work with what you got senpai, I'm proud of you

Literally Sonjay Dutt, but 5'10"... didn't win the genetic lottery

>>2802857
There was a guy at my gym today who looked exactly like KO and was wearing a Fight Owens Fight shirt. I wanted to compliment his shirt, but didn't want to be a weird autist so I didn't say anything and kept working out.

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>>2812266
>Talking to other human beings IRL makes you a weird autist
the fuck is this shit?
Does nobody on this site know what autism actually is?