You know he's going to have a ******1/2 match

Not unless it's with Meltzer's boytoy Omega or he cripples himself a la Shibata

He never even had a ***** match

>>2800891

His first 5* match will be wrestling with my dick

>>2800929
You are not Yelissa. You might not even be Carter... DB will have his first five star match with his debut opponent, Tomohiro Ishii.

>>2800983

Blasphemy, I am the real, true, and original Yelissa

>internally decapitates self and dies

He will legit die, it'll be the best selling since owen

>>2801006
>he thinks the person who is pretending to be Yelissa is smart enough to use the word blasphemy

>>2802535
Refried yelissa