itt: it's wrestlemania 50

*glass breaks*

Triple H vs Seth Rollins in an retirement match

>>2799987
>stone cold rides to the ring on an electric scooter

>>2799985
>TerraDome
>Not the Warners Micro-Sony Megalostadium Sponsored by Virgin Spacelines

>RoboWrestlemania

>>2799985
Bingo hall

>>2799985
Vaughn McMahon-Helmsley beats a 48-year old Seth Rollins (with interference from a 64 year old Triple H) in a retirement match to become the last of Haitch's daughter to capture the WWE Universal Championship (unifcation of the Universal, WWE and Women's title) in front of a capacity crowd of 300 people in the Gadsden Bingo Center, Alabama.

17-time champion Roman Reigns versus Aurora Rose Levesque in a passing of the torch moment

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>>2799985

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>>2800086
>Anglebot

>>2799985
WM 35 will be the last WM. WWE is dying come 2019.

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>Welcome to Wrestlemania 50, presented by Bushiroad!
>NJPW's annual March event seen as their 4th biggest event of the year

>>2799990
>for seth

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>"2050 WWE Hall of Fame inductee CM Punk is in the building tonight ladies and gentlemen!"

Will President Stephanie Mcmahon, the first female president, appear tonight?

I read a spoiler saying Shane is jumping off of Jupiter

>>2800366
Nah man, the holo-dirtsheets said it was going to be from the Oort Cloud.

Do you have the Network Neural Chip installed yet?

>>2799985
There won't be a WWE by then.

>>2801314
Wrestlemania 50 presented by CZW

Are you all ready for THE BIG DOG'S official coronation this year when he defeats King Maxel for the WWE Mars Heavyweight Championship and snaps the undefeated streak he's held since he was one?

Based Big Dog! I can't wait for Roman to finally be coronated as the top guy.

>>2799990
terry funk challenges the winner (same stipulation)

>>2801463
It's be Roman's redemption after he failed to pick up 3-year old Maxel in his WWE debuted in 2018 for a piledriver.

>>2801463
Came in to post this, it's the best one

>>2801583
kek

>>2800354
kek she can't even hold a position in her Dad's company

>>2799985
It's the Shane McMahon Memorial Cup tournament a 10 person battle royal but there are no eliminations you get points for jumping of high shit and whoever has the most points wins

>>2801650
Correct.

Don't forget the annual Team Andre vs Team Beeg team battle royal.

MMA Legend CM Punk makes an appearance after going 47-1 in the UFC

Vince McMahon makes an appearance as the chairman
Goes against the first ever robot wrestler to determine who is the better cyborg

>>2800086
his daughter is naked?
Nice

>>2799990
YOU SEE SEFF

Cos I don't

>>2801762
Kek

This Wrestlemania would have been nice if Daniel Bryan didn't kill himself and his wife and child after having a concussion filled rage fest.

>>2799985
Zombie Eddie Guererro vs. Mecha-Taker.
Cena wins his against a 30 year old in a 16 second squash match and finally beats Flair's record
Vince mcMahon retirement ceremony
Zombie Nancy Benoit confronts her zombie husband
Hogan insults non-earthlings on live tv, resulting in a scandal
The women still botch every move.
Zero-G 205 Live match for even flippier shit

>>2801801
Kevin Sullivan did it. He killed Daniel and his family.

>>2801825
Bryan actually believes Kevin killed Benoit so it's not a stretch

>>2801828
>telling lies online

>>2800035
Underrated

>>2799985
>Triple H is 64 years old
Who will he face?

>>2802010
Handicap match against arthritis and dementia.

>>2799985
Cyber Roman Reigns main events against Braun Strowman 66600

>>2800086
Angle has been a robot since 1996 though.

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>>2799985
Robo Flair v Mecha Taker in a retirement match again? When will they learn?

King Maxel v Romanbot for the Undisputed Unified Revived World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship is going to be GOAT.

>>2802014
>jobs because it's a Mania match

>>2799985

Welcome to the diet caffeine fiz syrup Pepsi free wrestlemania 50 preshow presented by dominoes. Try the new Olympus Mons tofurkey Japanese Brooklyn style pizza today.

*public enemy's welcome to the terrordome plays in the background*

A withered but in shape booker t sits with aurora McMahon.

We have an exciting double main event for you tonight. First my sisters Murphy and Clair will compete for the apple presents galactic divas championship which I was forced to vacate after discovering I was impregnated by my fathers own clone quadruple haitch.

Hahaha that's right rura, and in the main events we have cybervince vs. robotrump. Just 2 months after robotrump won the Toyota Gundam presents royal rumble after being broken out of prison by the digitized spirit of cybervinces own wife Linda.

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>>2801819
what about space suit lucha mask battles where the loser gets their helmet stripped

>>2800326
LOOK IN MY EYES

WWE Hall of Fame inductee: Jimmy Ocean

>>2801819
>Zero-G 205 Live match for even flippier shit
>Gravity actually forgets Neville
>He floats away