So Zack traded Emma's ass in for this?
>>2798958
did they?
>>2798966
You actually took the time to write that. Holy fuck.
More like Zack got dumped and settled for less.
>>2798966
where you been todd?
>>2798966
They smell like poopy brother, hot cabbages and beans.
>>2798997
youre a fucking moron and a virgin
>>2798997
better than smelling like vegemite
>>2799004
Vegemite is delicious on toast with a smidge of butter, calm your farm.
>>2798975
>less
Chelsea Green is far hotter than Emma.
>>2799040
Too bad her eyes can't look in the same direction
>>2798975
He dumped Emmutt for cheating.
Australian wymyn are notoriously loose.
>>2799049
Their voices also make me want to take a cheese grater to me ear
>>2799002
>triggered
Found the real virgin.
>>2799040
Zack has a thing for hardcore butterfaces, huh?
>>2799060
epic buzzwords dude. But the fact that you claim hot girl farts smell like shit means youre the virgin. Ive smelled seats on public transit that hotties have sat ib and they smelled delicious
>>2799075
Dude, I was just fucking around but you are beyond pathetic.
>>2799075
Cripes Almighty my friend. You need to have sex, better yet find a girl that will lay a fart on you so you'll know for real.
>>2799086
>>2799082
success breeds jealousy you fucking queers. You must be fucking faggots. Hot girl farts smell good. Sometimes peachy.. other times chocolatey it all depends on the style of the womans backside and how she takes care of herself. Like.. a brunette is more chocolate. blonde is more of the fruity.. you know?
>>2798958
Emma doesn't have an ass
>>2799063
Chelsea has a good face, though.
>>2799049
>this one guy still pushing this story
Emma reject your request for an autograph or something? Jesus
>>2798970
what do you mean did they? nigga of course they fucking did
>>2799101
Seek help.
>>2799115
you seek help bitch
>>2798958
Zack's lookin old nowadays broskis? Has WWE stressed him out?
>>2799124
you're so mad that people call you out on your beta fetish. Real men get pussy and don't have to resort to bus farts. I hope you try that in liberal area one of these days and get arrested for assult and stalking.
>>2798958
That ass is objectively better than Emma's. Bigger, rounder, fuller, more womanly.
>>2799162
I bet you're around 5'8" and weigh close to 280 lbs.
>>2799075
> i've smelled seats on public transit
what you're smelling is their unwashed cunt you dumb fuck
can her foot game top based Emma?
>>2799105
No she doesnt
>>2798966
Is this a Todd Thread
>>2798966
>I bet the female fart smells like oranges. Blonde hair hot girl farts usually end up smelling more acidic. While darker hair is more a chocolatey smell.
This is just a really elaborate meme right? You guys don't actually think shit like this do you?
>>2798958
this guy is such a scum. jumping from girl to gril.
>>2800402
You're scum, pretending to be me. I'm going to bang Zack's tight little butthole
>>2799101
hair color does not affect fart smell
race and diet do
>>2800489
youre retarded. A hot female who takes care of herself only produces the sweetest backside perfume. That is why as dominant alpha males we must cherish the scent and the aroma
>>2800520
hair color has nothing to do with it
>>2800526
It does. Its like flavors of popsicle or ice cream. Brunette more chocolatey Blonde more citrusy. Redhead in the middle create pefetwst balance. As I can s3e you are a virgin with little to no sexual experience i know this because of you lakc of knowledge. You better step off you fucking queer in training. Sick of all the pencil necked greeks on tgmhese threads.
>>2800534
hair color has nothing to do with it
>>2798958
Who is that woman? I feel attracted to her nice large buttstock
>>2799127
It's the beard. Makes him look older.
>>2799103
>emma doesn't have an ass
>>2798958
yum
>>2799162
No, he's right. You are in fact beta and you're no better than a cuckold. Take your fart fetish and asphyixate yourself.
>>2800248
Based Todd
Zack needs to stop dating vapid white girls if he ever wants to actually settle down and get married. Especially considering the guy may be jacked but is also a total fucking geek with figurines and shit.