PWI 10 year predictions from 2006

>>2797169
>carlito multiple title runs
>cena bitter old midcarder nobody
Kek

>>2797169
What a lot of foolish things to say.

Damn those are funny. Especially the Cena and punk ones. Rey prediction is somewhat accurate at least

>Daniel Bryan to mirror benoit

fucked up if true

wow, they really didn't like BMJ

>>2797201
Im actually counting on it.

>>2797169
>danielson's career will mirror benoit's
>he will confuse himself retarded and kill his wife and child

PRESS F FOR BIRDIE AND BRIE

Well, Bryan did name his kid Birdie. He's clearly mentally unstable and could snap at any time.

>>2797216
Concuss* god damn it

>>2797192
Bruh Carlito was pretty cool in '06, lot of people thought he would get a title run to test the waters. He lost interest once he got put in that program with Flair and was forced to turn heel.

He got Angle sorta right in that he is indeed a mouthpiece.

roderick strong's been around that long? never heard of him before he signed for nxt

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>Danielson's career will largely follow the same trajectory as Chris Benoit's

>predicts all the outlaw wrestlers will join wwe in 2008-09
>it was more like 2014-16 for most of them

>Cena will win a couple of IC titles and never sniff the world title again

In reality, Cena has tied Flair's record and has never sniffed the IC title. But they were also right in that he'd have a memorable run with a mid-card belt.

In the Orton one:
>But, part of him will still be tempted to stick it out and try to surpass Triple H's mark of 18 world titles
Kek

>John Cena

hahahahaha

>>2797254
Well, this year he tied Haitch and is 5 away from 18.

>>2797232
That's because you're a Stamford Wife

>that taker wank
>that cena burial
PWI is trash

>>2797254
They could both easily get 18+ reigns desu. Same with Cena.

>Michaels will return to the ring at WrestleMania 32, where the fans will get to hear that old sweet chin music one last time
;_;

>Punk becomes disillusioned with wrestling and quits in 2013
Well shit they almost had it.

>>2797445
>50+ undercarder beating UFC Heavyweight Champion in shoot fight
PWI are the biggest marks for Mark.

Mantis sucked.

The hell is this jeter guy? Why dont I recognize him.

>>2797607
One of the many janettys of the Spirit Squad.

>>2797613
Thank you Fellow Poster.

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>>2797214
tfw he takes some minor bump on the head and goes full chronos eating his baby child after killing niki

>benoit will make it to 2011

>>2797620
bmj will save the day and fine speech bryan before eating birdie

>>2797169
The CM Punk one is actually pretty good.

>We don't think Punk is a team player or a big corporate guy.

> Despite lofty expectations following his wwe title run and the rumour that wwe has offered him a further five long term, we think it much more likely that Edge will murder his wife and child before sending Chavo Guerrero a cryptic text message and taking his own life.

Pretty close desu

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>Styles is not going to WWE and will retire in TNA during 2016

>>2797464
Well, Shawn did have an appearance and got a huge pop so it partly came true.

>BMJ
>Midcard nobody
>Carlito
>Multiple title reigns
>Undertaker
>Leaving WWE
Hearty kek

>Where will he be in 2011?
>As much as we would love to see Punk win the world title and usher in a new era, we just don't see it happening.

lol.

People thought Bobby Lashley was good?

I can't blame them on the Matt prediction. Nobody would have expected him break out of his jannetty cage

>>2797701
Memes aside, he was athletic and had a distinguishable look. He would have been pushed to the moon if he wasn't so piss poor on the stick.

>>2797623
>yfw cena turns heel on his family bash at the beach style

>>2797169
>benoit working misawa
talk about putting your foot in your mouth

>we will never read Benoits wrestling bible

maybe that is what he left by his wife and kids side

>>2797169
Who the fuck is Matt Bentley?

>>2797201
Except it is

>Both heralded as technical wrestlers
>Both were liked more by the smarky community
>Benoit won at WM20
>Bryan won at WM30
>Both won with submissions
>Both celebrated with a woman and a child

>>2797735
>Cena decides to take the whole family to his private sauna
>After everyone gets in, Cena stiffs Bryan in the head with a blunt weapon
>Cena rushes for the door and locks it from the other side
>Lets bryan go full benoit on Nikki, Brie and the baby

Is that too much X-Pac heat?

>>2797169
In the Stacy Kiebler one, they're pretty much predicting she'd be the star of Two Broke Girls

>>2797994
A dude who was in TNA and teamed with Lance Hoyt in the Christy Hemme guitar hero band

>>2798033
Also hbk cousin. . He was trained by his cousin, Shawn Michaels, and he took the name Michael Shane as a play on his cousin's name. Additionally, Bentley utilizes Michaels' signature superkick maneuver as his own finisher.

>>2797719
And if he was white

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>>2798056
>And if he was white

>>2797169
>that Cena prediction
Literally CM Punk holy fuck.

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>>2797169

Pretty impressive on the Sting one, except for the low key Vince death prediction

The Cena one is just so comically bad though. They even managed to get Jessica Alba wrong, since she's nearly a fucking billionaire now.

>>2797169
>https://imgur.com/a/HHEm8
>If he ever wrestled a big name like Carlito
Oh my Cena's was so wrong

>>2797169
>jessica alba asking cena if he wrestled with a "big name" like fucking Carlito

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What's with this guy's comical hard-on for Carlito? He keeps bringing him up even in other people's predictions, holy shit.

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>Danielson's career will largely follow the same trajectory as Chris Benoit's

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>When Internet fans gang up on one wrestler they see as undeserving, it usually doesn't take long for that unfortunate wrestler to lose his job.

>>2797169
Maybe this universe would have happened if Benoit didn't snap

>>2798012
Don't forget Kane having a pivotal role in both their runs

>>2797169
>Matt Hardy will critique the wrestling industry
>creates a story and character that completely outshines mainstream wrestling and reveals just how stale and uninteresting it really is

Now that's some fucking pottery

>>2799853
I find it mind blowing how Matt out pro wrestled the pro-wrestling industry.

Literally brought kayfabe back and made it popular. Truly the hero we need.

You forgot The Miz's page:

The Miz is the most overrated wrestler since his overrated promo on Talking Smack. He's also a botchfest like Sincara.

>It's funny how he's known as a promo guy now when back in his first appearance on Monday Night Raw, the Miz botched his promo while hosting the 2006 Diva Search. He forgot his lines and ended up reading the phone number for casting votes written on his wrist in the most obvious manner.
>On the 6/2/12 edition of Raw, R-Truth does a Slingshot Somersault Senton but Miz fails to catch him. This resulted in the Miz getting "loudly disciplined" backstage by none other than Triple H.
>On the 1/21/13 edition of Raw, the Miz botches the figure-four leglock... on Dolph Ziggler, the guy that the WWE Universe wanted Ric Flair to pass his signature submission move to instead.
>On Summerslam 2014, during his Intercontinental Championship match against Dolph Ziggler, the Miz sells the Famouser weirdly, immediately popping up like a spring after receiving it before no-selling it entirely and doing a Skull-Crushing Finale as a "counter".
>On the 9/14/15 edition of Raw, during a segment with The Wyatt Family, the Miz botches his lines, saying "Hell in a Cell" instead of "Night of Champions".
>On the 5/29/17 edition of Raw, during the finish of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, the Miz botched the Matt Hardy Finishing Move Twist of Fate, selling it as Swinging Neck Breaker.

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The end

>>2800508
>in 10 years Shane would be running WWE
if only

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>>2797169

What kind of dipshit do you have to be to think that a Hispanic with an afro whose gimmick is that he spits apples at people is gonna be the next big thing?

He could've maybe been a competent heel champ, but there was literally nothing about Carlito that made you think he could be the next face of the company.

>>2800514
hahahahahahah

>>2800514
Retired.... Baaa-hahaha.

>>2798033
Wrong, it was Jimmy Rave that teamed up with Hoyt and Christy in TNA.

>>2800615
Wrong

>>2800487
>Old man undertaker beating Brock Lesnar in an MMA fight in 2016

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>2799700
>What's with this guy's comical hard-on for Carlito? He keeps bringing him up even in other people's predictions, holy shit.

Surely that's joke? I mean, how could it not be?

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>>2800514
Oh how fucking wrong they were.

>>2800903
One could hope so but I fear like they actually thought Carlito would actually be the top guy.

>>2800931
If I remember right, a lot of people actually thought he would be back in the day. Apparently his attitude was hated backstage though.

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>>2800514
>tna for life
>franchise player for tna
>retired by 2016
>retire as tna's most feted superstar
i'm fucking dead

>>2800487
>with his lovely wife, Sara
This fucking mark

>>2800487
>With his lovely wife sara

JUST

>>2800934
Huh, maybe it was because I wasn't that in the loop back then, but I knew enough to realize that he wasn't gonna be around that long.

>>2797235
Underrated post.

>>2797212
He was in Roman Reigns position.

The mania with Haiych he was literally booed, while the heel Haiych received massive pops all match.

>>2800948
This.

>>2798012
and dont forget

>feuded with triple h leading up to title run
>in a WM main event triple threat for the WHC title with 2 guys in a stable that includes triple h (dx/evolution respectively)
>win with crossface

>>2800487
>he'll involved in the UFC
>Despite give up almost 20 years in age
Did anyone proof-read this shit?

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>We have a feeling Cena will be a reality TV star

Some of these are uncanny tho.

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>>2800464
>Benoit
>locker room etiquette
>no eating chicken over people's bags!

Did Carlito write all these predictions?

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>>2800497

The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/

Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f

Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era and that he would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Spoony went from hating Miz's botches against Dolph Ziggler on Summerslam 2014 to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: https://youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

>>2800518
>we'll get more quality booking from Shane like the New Day Time Machine

Yeah. No.

>>2805251
I'm glad we got to bury that overrated promo and place Miz where he rightfully belongs: Comedy skits in the first hour of RAM.

>>2805251
The Miz is the most overrated wrestler since his overrated promo on Talking Smack. He's also a botchfest like Sincara.

>It's funny how he's known as a promo guy now when back in his first appearance on Monday Night Raw, the Miz botched his promo while hosting the 2006 Diva Search. He forgot his lines and ended up reading the phone number for casting votes written on his wrist in the most obvious manner.
>On the 6/2/12 edition of Raw, R-Truth does a Slingshot Somersault Senton but Miz fails to catch him. This resulted in the Miz getting "loudly disciplined" backstage by none other than Triple H.
>On the 1/21/13 edition of Raw, the Miz botches the figure-four leglock... on Dolph Ziggler, the guy that the WWE Universe wanted Ric Flair to pass his signature submission move to instead.
>On Summerslam 2014, during his Intercontinental Championship match against Dolph Ziggler, the Miz sells the Famouser weirdly, immediately popping up like a spring after receiving it before no-selling it entirely and doing a Skull-Crushing Finale as a "counter".
>On the 9/14/15 edition of Raw, during a segment with The Wyatt Family, the Miz botches his lines, saying "Hell in a Cell" instead of "Night of Champions".
>On the 5/29/17 edition of Raw, during the finish of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, the Miz botched the Matt Hardy Finishing Move Twist of Fate, selling it as Swinging Neck Breaker.

>>2805251
Stephanie McMahon embarrassed Miz during his face run and called him a "Utility Player" on Raw. I'm sure you remember that, buttboi.

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>>2805251
>made the GOAT promo of 2016
>got excellent matches out of Ziggler
>established feud with D. Bry as reverse McMahon vs. Austin
>faced BMJ in Wrestlemania
>Vinny Mac manages to sabotage his momentum by having him job to Cena at Wrestlemania, cucking his wife out to Corey Graves, having him feud with Dean "Charisma Vacuum" Ambrose and giving him this segment

JUST

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>>2806384
And yet he keeps on rebounding. Cena and Stephanie might try to bury him but he comes crawling back out of his grave.