>he's a genius
>he's the most intelligent man the business has ever produced
>if your woman (if you have one which is a stretch) saw him they would fantasize about having sex with him
>you know you don't measure up to him
>he's the GOAT
>everyone's money combined is less than he spends at a strip club in a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBzDPWQJ2CI
>destroys vanilla midgets
>when he dies he'll never be replaced
>6'10
>built like a GOD
>is proportionate and Brooke Tessmacher will find that out soon
>is a living legend
>is the greatest worker in the business
>always makes sure he gets the money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGBCiT_B_wc
God when did this place become so tryhard and unfunny
>>2796419
>built like a God
I don't remember any Gods skippin leg day and tearing their quads.
>Nashetty getting worked by obese autists
kek
>>2796453
>NEET jealous of BASED NASH
>>2796419
ok. all of that is well and good, but the question is why do YOU faggots fawn over HIM, another guy, so much?
you're a dude, right? it's it's fucking weird and pathetic.
>>2796459
But you didnt accuse me of being werked
>>2796464
Because you're actually SEETHING at this thread
>>2796471
Huh. I thougt he seemed BTFO actually.
>>2796419
BASED NASH should be our guy
>>2796419
BASED
>>2796453
Day one
>>2796419
Old Man Nashetty looking good there, 9 years ago.
Shame the promo was so Low Energy, though. Fell asleep 14 times.
>>2796419
I just can't get enough of this big man
Kevin Nash is a GOD
>>2797984
Ish
>>2799377
>Fat wrestling fans wearing this shirt in public
Why is TNA so based, that they work fatty wrestling smarks
>>2796419
>>everyone's money combined is less than he spends at a strip club in a month
I doubt Nash is going to strip clubs very often. Sure, he's definitely been there a few times with the clique, but he doesn't strike me as a regular. It's a waste of money, and he's got better shit to do with his time.
>>2799655
His brother in law owns a strip club.
>>2799655
Kevin broke into wrestling because of the connections he made with wrestlers at the strip club he bounced at in Atlanta. I believe it was the Steiner Brothers helped him break into the business.
Here is Dave Meltzer talking about knowing about Kevin Nash before he was even started training and compares him to The Rock in terms of his notoriety before breaking into the business. Dave says everybody knew Kevin Nash was going to be a big star in wrestling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bIX18FMpKM
*tears quad*
>>2796453
>>2800315
He wasn't even the best Diesel.
>>2801101
Unironically this
>>2796419
>asp jealous of Nash
this place is a Nash worship place ya newfag dweeb
>>2801107
Wolfcuck fuck off
>>2801101
Maximus Keksimus
>>2796419
ring rat here, fucked him many times and hang out with him other several times
he sucks in bed, not even kidding
he's a nice guy though, he doesn't believe that shit he says in his promos, even when he's shooting he's in character
>>2801101
Fake Diesel never had a 4 star match rated by Dave Meltzer like real Diesel
Name 3 good Diesel singles matches
>>2801342
Hard mode: They can't have Bret Hart in them.
>>2796419
Based Nash working the legbeards into suicide
>>2800315
based Nash
>>2796419
Hey Kev, how are the quads?
>>2801342
>>2801349
>Name 3 good Diesel singles matches without Bret Hart
Diesel vs. Lex Luger (RAW - July 18,1994)
Diesel vs. Razor Ramon (SummerSlam 1994)
Diesel vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (RAW - April 24, 1995)
Diesel vs. Shawn Michaels (WrestleMania 1995)
Diesel vs. Sid (In your House I)
Diesel vs. The Undertaker (WrestleMania 1996)
Diesel vs. Shawn Michaels (In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies)
>>2801381
JACKED! thanks for asking.
>>2801426
Why do I have a boner right now?
>>2801423
>Diesel vs. Sid (In your House I)
Be fair, that's not a very good match, but I won't blame Nash as Sid was fairly useless around this time.
>>2801423
'sup Wolfcuc
>vs. Luger
doubt
>vs. Razor
bad
vs. HBGay
carryjobs
>>2796453
If Nashposters and Blissposters were forced to contain their autism to containment generals it would be fine.
>>2802116
>carryjobs
That match was not a carry job. Nash was very good.
>>2802113
Disagree. I watched it recently. I thought it was a good big man match. Surprised me because I wasn't expecting it to be good. You also have to out into context the time period and the standards of wrestling at the time.
>>2802145
>the time period and the standards of wrestling at the time.
ECW Enter Sandman was the same month and it fucking shits all over that "match"
>>2802168
Rebel outlaw organisation shitting on the establishment in order to get over with their following. Go figure.
>ECW shit all over the match.
I like what I like, not what I'm told to like.
>>2802189
>30 minute technical masterpiece ending in a time limit draw
"rebellious"
>>2796419
I wonder if Nash/Vince/Reigns ever seen this board if they would know it's all sarcasm and trolling. Or would they think this board really loves them?