MAIN ROSTER WYMYN BTFO

(((Jacob Cohen)))

>ending the match with a regular move
Vince should stop this meme once and for all.

>meanwhile, women barely did shit on their """"first ever super duper mega historical"""" MITB

embarrassing the state of the main shows

>>2794077
Women's wrestling is a fucking joke, but that's actually unironically based as fuck. The main roster women are complete fucking pussies, just watch the MITB match. They need to do more shit like this if they want credibility.

>>2794077
Hope my Empress is ok.

>>2794077
By all accounts this was a really good match and had a few spots you'd previously never see WWE women be allowed to do

>>2794077
Will watch this. Women's MitB was shit apart from the finish.

>>2794139
Haitch seems willing to gradually give the women more freedom if they prove they can do these matches without killing each other.

Meanwhile the only bump in the ''''''''historic''''''' women's MITB was a scoop slam onto a ladder. KEK.

>>2794139
The only thing really missing was chair shots, which it seems they didn't do at all. Asuka did get power bombed off the apron onto chairs though, not sure if they were in a pile or actually set up

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>>2794151

>>2794151
I doubt Nikki could even swing a chair. They're probably bigger than she is.

Thanks for spoiling the finishing spot jackass

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>>2794170
No way.

>wasting this match at full sail so ember "no personality" moon can sweep in and win the title at takeover
thanks haitch

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>mfw the most annoying character in nxt has held the women's title since the beginning of time
>mfw she's gonna drop it to the most uninteresting character in nxt

I can't wait till the Women's Tourney brings in an influx of new talent so we can be finally be rid of Fatsuka.

>>2794234
Most of the Women's Tourney talent are gonna be dust in the wind once the tourney ends

>>2794204
she's a cute nerd werewolf cosplayer, what more personality do you want?

>>2794234
rent free

Based Empress of Strong Style

Sexy, kick-ass, and literally the greatest worker in the WWE today. Wow.

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>>2794189

>>2794077
Man, fuck you. Fuck you right in the ass with a splintery broken baseball bat. I was looking forward to that match.

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>>2794255
I haven't seen NXT since Toronto, but this match has gotten me interested into watching if only just to see how this match goes.

>>2794258
not op but nxt is a taped show, asuka was never going to fucking lose her streak on tape so what difference does it make

WWE's fault for not doing this match live on a takeover where they could have teased the big win for Nikki a lot more

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>somehow Ember will be the one who end Asuka's streak instead of thicci
this isn't fair bros this isn't fucking fair

>>2794268
He could have not made the thread.

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>>2794077
BASED INFINITE ASUKA LITERALLY (LITERALLY) CARRYING THESE WOMEN TO GREAT MATCHES

HOW CAN THE MAIN ROSTER EVEN COMPETE ?!?

>>2794204
>Ember nails a dropkick, then her cartwheel flip into a forearm, and the Eclipse to pick up the win. As Ember goes up the ramp, she mouths "I'm ready for Asuka" to the camera.
Ugh

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>>2794234
>mfw most of them won't be signed
>mfw asuka is better than every single one of them anyway
>mfw she never leaves nxt

>>2794258
>SEETHING TO HELL AND BACK

It honestly seems like kind of a shame that we never got an Asuka vs. Nikki singles match on a Takeover.

I mean, it really, really seems like that should've happened at Toronto or San Antonio in retrospect.

>>2794258
>goes onto a board dedicated to wrestling, with no moderation, and complains about spoilers
I hate you and everyone like you. Please get sterilised.

>>2794151
NXT barely ever does chair shots

>>2794225
>April 2016
>the beginning of time

2+

>>2794341
Fine by me, honestly. The only kind of chair shots WWE does is flat back shots and those have become pretty damn passe.

>>2794107
>regular

Bet you can't even find 3 instances of this happening in WWE during the past decade

>>2794308
I like all the Takeover matches were out-of-order, should've done the Iconic & Cross Fatal 4-Way in Toronto and the first Ember match in Dallas

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>tfw it had mauro and nigel on commentary

>>2794107
There's nothing wrong with this. It's much better than finisher spam or some other predictable shit.

Not sure why these autists feel the need to spoil matches? Also I thought Takeover was live, or did it already air today?

>>2794273
The only who ends Asuka's streak will be Asuka when she vacates the title to go to the main roster where she can carry on her undefeated streak there before getting squashed by Lana.

>>2794401
Agreed. I've always found it neat when a non-finisher ends a match. When kept to a minimum it's refreshing and allows things to be a bit more unpredictable, which WWE seriously needs right now. Nikki just getting kicked in the head until she stopped moving would have been lame

>>2794415
Ember is pinning Asuka clean with ONE(1) Eclipse. Buhleev dat.

>>2794427
Asuka is kicking out from the first Eclipse

>>2794258
>don't want to spoil a wrestling math
>hey lets go to a wrestling forum

Fucking Retard

>>2794225 She'll probably drop it to Sonya Benatar or whatever(that 6' indian chick).

>>2794449
This

>>2794414
This wasn't a Takeover.

>>2794449
That would be retarded. It shouldn't be kicked out of by anyone until Ember drops the title.

>>2794496
That would immediately kill all heat during that match, dummy.

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>>2794496
Asuka ending her streak to Ember is retarded. She should either go undefeated her entire NXT career, or wait to lose to Io Shirai. Nobody else is worthy, Nikki's not, Ember isn't, I don't even think Hojo (though close), it should be Io or go to the main roster undefeated.

>>2794422
>>2794107
>superplex off a ladder
>through announce table
>by women
>regular move

dummy

>>2794077
kek that old fatass is going to be crippled before she ever makes the main roster

>>2794077
Now that Nakamura has been called up, Based Empress, ICONIC, and Almas are the only draws NXT has left for me.

>>2794648
>hasn't been injured once in her whole career despite working a very stiff style for most of it
Based Asuka has god tier durability. She won't be getting hurt anytime soon.

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>>2794655
Hopefully she's not in the ring with Sashit on the Japan tour. I don't trust that horseface bitch

>>2794586
>go to the main roster undefeated.
Implying Charlotte and Bliss are any better. This is one rub those two over-pushed hacks aren't getting. Asuka will lose to Ember, it's clear as day. It's not the best option but it's not the worst either.

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>>2794586
Io really is the perfect one. It's a 10/10 story, and would be a ***** match famm. But WWE is potato and there's nothing we can do about it. Kairi would be acceptable too if they wanted to end her reign sooner because she's in Orlando right now.

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>>2794668
Fuck. Now I'm worried she'll take the double knees wrong just like Emma did.

>>2794670
Asuka's tits look massive in that photo. The state of that hair though. That was her worst look, just terrible.

>>2794668
>WWMEME
>trying to run shows in Japan
it always makes me have a good laff

>>2794668
>no dancing japanese guy
kek confirmed no draw

>>2794668
They'll both be part of a tag match, no doubt. No way Asuka is going to be heel in Japan though so she'll be teaming with the babyfaces i.e Sasha and Bayley.

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>>2794677
Yeah, because I too forgot about Beast in the East

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>>2794681
>mfw Asuka bloodies Alexa again
Smarks will seethe so hard.

This is 2 weeks away from being on the network, right?

>>2794892
It's on this Wednesday

>>2794685
>Owens and Balor both at the peak of their WWE career
>Based Japan crowd
It was almost perfect other than
>Michael Cole

>>2794077
>prestigious title that doesn't get hot potato'd and rocketed onto rookies
>well booked champion that feels like a real star
>gimmick matches actually feature big bumps
The fucking shanty town of the Raw and Smackdown women's divisions. Is it really so hard to follow NXT's example?

>>2794892
Airs next week. Just wish they hadn't saved it until the very end of the tapings because the crowd will be inevitably be dead as fuck for a good chunk of the match.

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>>2794912
It probably wouldn't be hard to fix Raw, the talent is there. Vince simply doesn't care to do that. Triple H seems to genuinely care about turning the women's division into something decent.

>>2794912
What's it say to you guys that a developmental womens championship is infinitely more prestigious and respected than the two main roster equivalents?

>>2794917
It's sad knowing that Asuka will probably spend the final years of her career wasting away and doing fuck all on Raw/SD.

>>2794912
That would require Vince admitting that Haitch has better ideas and a better writing staff.

>>2794923
As long as she wrestles Kairi and Io before getting called up then I can live with that. Her NXT run has been pretty damn satisfying for this long time fan and seeing two dream matches cap it off would be great.

>>2794923
She'll probably stack hella paper doing just that though. As long as she gets a proper send off with the appropriate fanfare it will be okay.

>>2794923
Only reason why I don't want her on the main roster, as much as she should be there by now. The womens divisions on both brands are terrible, and Asuka won't get the proper run on top of the division she deserves. If she gets promoted to the main roster undefeated, it will only be used as something to put someone like Charlotte over when she breaks it, and from there Asuka will flounder around in the division.

>>2794077

Yeah, but did they make history? I DONT THINK THEY DID, so it doesn't count.

These minor league novices can't even cut a 15 min promo like Tamina or wrestle at a big stage like Lana.

>>2794915
Are tickets for NXT Taped shows free like Impact at Universal?

>>2794170
>you will never have a face full of asuka crotch

>>2794923
good riddance fatgooka is literally worse than eva marie

>>2794267
>I haven't seen NXT since Toronto, but this match has gotten me interested into watching if only just to see how this match goes.
I only watch the Takeovers but I'll be watching whatever this one shows up in.

>>2795007
No

>tfw Assker should just go to the main roster unbeaten
>Realize it doesn't even matter because she'll just go 50/50 like everybody else
REALLY hype for her to randomly tap to a disarmer at Survivor Series

>>2794908
Cole wasn't that bad that night because Vince wasn't in his ear till the main event tag match.

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>>2794077
>tfw ember moon breaks her streak

who /free the flame/ here?

>>2794077
Why does shit like this get over

>>2795368
>ree why do people like fun stuff

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>>2795368
>WOMENS WRESTLING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stop hating women doing things because you're a bitter virgin.

>>2794469
>wrestling math
SEÑOR JOE

>>2795368
You're right. Who wants to see wrestlers get suplexed off tall ladders and destroy the announcers table with the impact. They should have just had Asuka stick Nikki in a rest hold for 90% of the match.

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>>2794932
>stack hella paper

>>2795072

I am pretty sure Lexi BTFO Asska in a backstage fight and she'll quit in shame.

>>2795022
Being this worked..

>>2795509
Pretty she Lexi will get choked the fuck out by Asuka if it were to ever happen.

>>2794107
You're a moron

>>2794668
Based Sasha+ still working obese smarks in 2017

>>2794668
Will they waste a plane ticket on Enzo?

>>2794077
webm of this?

>>2794234
cringe

>>2795022
F
RENT
E
E

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>>2796243
>mfw the empress legit breaks Horsey Banks leg and she will have to be taken out back to the stables and be put down

>>2796397
Wednesday

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>>2796443
>Wolfcuck seething like clockwork

kek

>>2796454
Nash = alive
Eddie = dead

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kek

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>>2796491
The truth hurts, doesn't it? Jewberg BTFO!

>>2796491

Based Scott giving no fucks.

>tfw no asuka gf

>>2796491
Looks like Scott wants some japanese girls for dinner

>>2796491
based

>>2794586
>go to the main roster undefeated.
It really annoys me that they don't bring up NXT champions any more until they drop the belt. Makes it super predictable. Owens' debut was awesome because it came out of nowhere.

>>2794668
asuka v sasha would be potentially a GOAT main roster womens match

>>2796491
he's not wrong.

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>>2794586
>Asuka ending her streak to Ember is retarded.

>>2795849

Lol Sexi is younger, has an athletic background and will kock Asskas teeth out when punches fly backstage.

>>2796491
The utter state of Scott Hall

>>2794354
it is especially shit when a guy swings a chair at his opponent from the front only for the guy taking the shot to shift around and expose his back since that is the only place they will take the bumb

>>2796491

Scott Hall can do no wrong by me. Absolutely based.

>>2794255
>>2794170
>Drake Younger reffing a women's match where they are doing Necro Butcher spots
Wrestling is wild in 2017 yo

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>>2796491
HEY YO

>>2794255
Why is that negress looking at Nikki like she's about to ape out on her?

>>2795343
Hearing Michael Cole talk about Dragon Gate and New Japan and Pro Wrestling NOAH on commentary that show was weird. It felt wrong and weird. Like your Dad trying to be all cool and down and hip with your interests.
Just fuck off like.

>>2794285
Based Empress Of Tomorrow

>>2798690
>Drake Younger
>Necro Butchers spots
No one knows what the fuck you're talking about

>>2794670
Io's meaty armpits. Good lord.

>>2794285
>that padding
the state of flatska

>>2794285
NEED to cum on those boobs

>>2799323
absolute state of E drones

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>>2795389
Looks like this whiteknight got lost on his way to reddit

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I love Io now she's gone full pink hair. CUTE!