Worked catering this past RAW in Indiana and Seth Rollins was

>>2786380
>SEETHING

>>2786380
Based Sef working the caterers.

>not eating seth freakin rollins dick cheese

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>>2786380
>haha now my dick cheese is in the cheese
Every time

I think I've told this story before but just in case:

I worked at a Toys R Us where Seth, New Day, and Bayley were doing a fan meet and greet/signing.

Seth showed up at 8 am and kept asking if we had Hatchimals. I said no and he gave me this weird look and said "ok, I read you loud and clear". I offered to get him coffee and he said he'd find it himself. I found him 20 minutes later on the loading dock opening boxes and yelling. I told him to stop and he did a backflip, yelled "Crossfit Bitches!!" and ran past me.

When the signing happened he told a young girl (I'd say 13 or 14) that she had good genes and he'd love to see her in the ring one day. Then he signed his name and wrote his phone number under it.

When the event ended he found me and said "This is the guy, Bayley. I was trying to find you a Hatchimal and this guy lied and said they didn't have them!! What a jerk!" Bayley had already left, he was talking to himself.

When I told him we could order him a Hatchimal he started climbing the shelves yelling "Crossfit Jesus here, gonna break the glass ceiling!". We shooed him off with a broom and I've never seen him since. Weird ass dude.

>>2786489
This is the best one

I went to take a piss at an airport and the bathroom was mostly empty. No one using the urinals except me. Seth Rollins walks in and stands next to me to pee. Doesn't say a word. Just stares at the wall with no expression and occasionally glanced over to take a look at my dick. He walked out without washing his hands.

I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>2786489
Literally crying in laughter right now.

I met Seth Rollins at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Seth shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Rollins fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Seth was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Seth Rollins and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>2786489
>We shooed him off with a broom and I've never seen him since.

I can picture him arching his back like a cat and hissing before he scurries off. God damn, these are great.

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>>2786719
This will always be my favorite one

I actually grew up next door to Colby (aka Seth) in Davenport and I can say without a doubt, he's the nicest most genuine giving dude I ever met. So I know all these "stories" are bullshit.

However, I will concede that late one night I heard my dog Baxter howling mad death from his doghouse. So I peered in there with a flashlight and Colby had Bax tied up with extension cords and there was peanut butter smeared all over Colby's face (at least, I think it was peanut butter).

I yelled at Colby to let my dog go! But he said he couldn't release him because the super glue he was huffing got all over his dick and he was stuck in Bax's butt.

Disgusted, I went back to bed and pretended it never happened. As such, Colby and Bax stayed like that for about 10 days, surviving on just dog food and water, until the adhesive wore off.

Memes aside, I honestly believe Seth is enough of a faggot to do this

I really really like this thread

>>2786416
ABSOLUTE MADMAN