Nibbling on fast food, acting like a damn fool
All of these wrestlers are covered in oil (yum)
I'm strummin my johnson, don’t care if it's a sin
That KO BO is really starting to boil
Wasting away again in markarittaville
Searching for my fake wrestling news
Some people say that it's my parents to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Markin for Finny, I'm dreaming he’s with me
Hey there goes Sami and he’s driving a cab
Maryse can’t wrestle, huge boobs but can’t wrestle
Fuck you Roman for being so fab
Wasting away again in markarittaville
Longing for that fake wrestling news
Some people say that we are all so dumb
But we’re not, we’re simply are awesome