Kenny Omega vs Kota Ibushi.

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So with both Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi in the G1 tournament this year, it's highly likely that both of them will eventually cross paths on their ways to the finals. Now whether either of them goes to the finals or not is a different story but assuming they cross paths, wouldn't it be awesome if they had a controversial match together where they DON'T hit each other and take it incredibly easy on each other? Not only will this finally acknowledge, PWG style, that Professional Wrestling is a fake sport, a revelation that has been known for decades now but it's also a callback to their very good friendship and inability to hurt each other considering they've been friends and possibly even closer than that since way back then. This coincides with the wrestling audience consisting almost entirely of hardcore fans with no casuals who know that these matches are predetermined and that modern wrestling matches must be told and constructed in a different way. Their punches, forearms, kicks and other strikes intentionally miss by a mile, every strike straying further from the mark until Kenny Omega is superkicking the air while Kota's face is 50 feet away but he still bumps and sells the whiplash of his Jaw, their suplexes and slams are very slow and gentle as they drop each other onto the mat incredibly safely to the delight of the crowd. Instead of "fighting", they tell the story of two very close friends having a comically safe match in front of a smark audience that can appreciate the uniqueness of the match, eventually ending in a Rock-Paper-Scissors to determine who moves on, or a funny finish before they hug it out in the middle of the ring while the crowd gives them a standing ovation.