6 Days GET HYPED
Last year's celebration was a success can /asp/ recreate the magic once again?
Opening act: /asp/ sings the /asp/ anthem
Segment: Reddit and /woo/ invade the arena. Dentonfag tries to fight them off but later it is revealed that Dentonfag is a redditor (all the reddit screenshots and threads on /asp/ are posted by him) turning his back on /asp/
Commercial Break: Ad to promote /asp/
Segment: Dentonfag cuts a promo nobody gives a crap because he's a chemistry student and tries too hard to be funny. Suddenly Dean Ambrose theme hits and denton gets attacked by deanmark/carter.
Denton surrounds Deancuck with redditfags. Deancuck transforms into Triphammer, Kenny Omega and finally summons the NJPW logo to destroy the dentonfag
Best of Punk: Live stream of the best of Punk
Dance off: The traditional /asp/ dance-off led by /asp/ board leader Deanmark/carter
Main Event: /asp/ recites the pipebomb to Celebrate the Anniversary of the Pipebomb