WHERE'S RURU?
rusev is a meme wrestler
>>2783445
Wait Smackdown is at Dayton? Does that mean they're at the Nutter Butter Center?
dem wrestling
I miss the carnella pic already
>>2783453
Apparently they aren't doing anything with him
>ALL THESE MIC BOTCHES
>Match during commercial
Based
new thread when?
If Kevin Owens wins, Trips
If Gable wins, Dubs
>>2783462
>>2783461
Here you go
Wait what's the address he said?
>>2783466
WE GABLE NOW
>DONT TOUCH ME
What did Kevin Owens mean by this?
>>2783466
GABLE TIME
>>2783445
>That ass on the SDLive side
FUCKING MINIONS REEEEEEE
>>2783469
I assume the arena address
>>2783466
OH SHIT
>>2783479
Scroll up
>>2783477
Whoops
>>2783474
Based American Alphabet
>>2783474
It's cause he's fat
>>2783445
>Raw has BRAUN
How can Smackdown even compete
>>2783469
Apparently it's Wright State University
>>2783474
>scottsteiner.mp3
>>2783474
lel, KO will be there after the show
>>2783484
This
>>2783479
Isn't denny's a sponsor? Chad Gable's house dennys ad incoming.
>>2783474
Fucking Based
Dennysfags BTFO by based Wright State
>>2783445
Update this picture. Change Becketty for Carmella
How can someone Gables size throw KO around like this but Jinder can barely manage chinlocks
>>2783493
I'll replace Renee for Mella.
NO CHANCE
>>2783494
functional strength vs roiding for aesthetics
>>2783493
Nah, keep Becky switch Renee for Carmella
>>2783494
technique
WOO
WOO
WOO
>>2783485
>have BRAAAAUN
>have him stuck in a program with Roman for 6 months
how will RAMlets ever recover?
Dolph carried nakameme in that match.
>>2783466
Hehehehe
You suck
RYDER
Y
D
E
R
>>2783503
YOU KNOW IT
BASED WOOWOOWOO
>>2783497
BASED
This is gonna be the gag for the next few weeks
A new guy comes out having moved to the city challanging Owens for the title
A reverse Cena's Open challenge
>>2783497
That is the smuggest cat I've ever seen
Where's Rusev?
Hype Bros breaking up next week lol
>WOO WOO just a cameo again
>WOO WOO just propping Rawley from irrelevance
just let the man shine.
here comes the Ryder heel turn when they lose next week
>>2783505
Apparently it worked because all 3 hrs held 3mil ratings
>>2783474
>>2783514
He doesn't look that smug to me.
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>>2783518
Ryder needs to drop Mojo like a bad habit. He's holding him back.
>For every wish someone you love dies
What a shit idea
>>2783519
>6 month build up
>only one night of payoff
>on cable and not a ppv
JUST
>to earn a title shot against the champs, you must.....BEAT THE CHAMPS
Will they stop this shit? It makes no sense and it's fucking retarded.
>>2783514
>forgetting the GOAT
>>2783520
Permission to save that picture boss?
>>2783532
granted
>>2783523
Acá papu
>>2783522
Awww. Almost as cute as that one little boy and chicken/goose webm.
>>2783518
Mojo is gonna turn on him. It's gonna play almost exactly like Enzo/Cass but without the attack each week bullshit. Just classic beating from behind.
>>2783515
Hiding under the ring.
>>2783527
>Braun leaves
>record low ratings
>Braun comes back
>rating back to 3 million plus
If Scott Steiner was Mexican, he'd be Big Papi Pump
>Sami reduced to shilling Sonic
Is Sonic halal?
THE FUCKING STATE OF SAMIR "TAXI DRIVER" ZZZZZZAYN
>my gimmick is a 10
>it's thick, it's creamy
you would know you syrian refugee
>>2783540
THICC
>>2783538
This one?
>Terrorist and pic related doing advertisements for Sonic
>>2783540
wtf
The fuck is this?
>Sami getting buried in a commercial by le 10 man
Just fuck my sides up yo
>>2783540
nigga that's a pokemon
>sami now in charge of advertising for the company
he's over in vince's head now lads
It's Numale Bella time
>numale takes a pregnancy leave
will this faggot go away
>tye relegated to this
ALL BOARDS CHECK IN AND PRAY THAT THE DECISION STANDS
>>2783543
Fuck you Carlos
>>2783548
>>2783549
Yes that one. Always warms my icy autistic heart.
>>2783523
aca compa desde Honduras
rareflag.jpg
>Bryan Garcia
why do i see all these people chanting yes, but I can't hear them?
>>>>>WhatCucktrue sign in background
>>2783560
>Not taking time off to raise your kid
This is why white people are dying off
>>2783567
Daniel Bella
>WWE Rulebook
>>2783568
Unmute your TV nigga
Tag match, playa
Daniel Bryan is the type of numale who calls his facial hair "the beard".
>>2783569
>Worked by Youtube
Pathetic.
Carmella keeps the case, but has to defend it in a fatal 5way. The winner is the true mitb holder. Ellsworth banned from ringside.
Cap this
>>2783567
Lol that's not his last name.
>>2783574
Been wanting to find this again. Thanks anon.
>WhatChad sign in the background
I hope some of you fatties cry about it in a thread
Do not reverse the fucking result fucking WWE grow some balls for once
wtf is taminas entrance
TAH MEE NAH
TAH MEE NAH
HOLY FUCK NATTY
DAMN NATTIE'S NATTIES
WHAT A REACTION FOR TAMINA
I like how they edited Mella's theme so there's no silence
>>2783582
>WhatChad
>What
>Chad
pick one
>>2783571
>White
>Cuck marries spic
And nothing of value was lost
>>2783582
What did it say
>>2783579
this
i'm really that Carmella is finally getting the heat she deserves. Really good for her that they are booing her instead of being indifferent.
>>2783579
>Man states most probably outcome
Water is also wet.
>it's a women segment
>every diva comes to the ring
every time
>bumping Rusev off the show for this
>>2783589
Her theme is garbage and kills any chance of a pop
>Giving them all mics
Fuck
>>2783571
Real men work to their best potential and have a strong mother at home.
this beta works one night a week
that's better than a nog tho, i'll give you that tho
>>2783540
Is that a chocobo or some shit? Bah Gawd.
Where's Jinder?
Just give Ellsworth the damn case already
VEGAN HIPPIES BTFO
BASED
HOLY SHIT
THAT
SAID
HOLY SHIT ELLSWORTH IS THE NEXT WWE WOMENS CHAMPION
>>2783591
>It actually happened
WhatCulture is so fucking based
BIG HOG SHOOTING ON BRYAN THE VEGAN. ELLSWORTH IS A MIZ IN THE MAKING.
HOLY SHIT ELLSWORTH WORKING MANLET BRYAN
VICIOUS
BASED ELLSWORTH WITH THAT HARD DISS
BASED JAMES WORKING WEAK SKULL BRYAN
he's literally just as big as james ellsworth lolll
>>2783533
Much obliged boss
Did James just shoot on DBRY?
HOW THE FUCK WILL DANIEL BELLA RECOVER?!?
>his face
Chinsworth burying Dbry
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFT
>>2783611
madman
HAHAHAHA
BASED BIG HOG
I WILL KILL YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER
>bryan BTFo forever by james
Natty looks extra thick out there tonight
Literally every segment is the same
every week
How the fuck is Tamina still employed
SHE JUST USED HER SAME INSULT LMAO
is she autistic?
Lmao Tamina just repeated what Charlotte said
>I will assault my employee
>then fire you
That's not legal Daniel.
but she just said that....
WORKED
VEGAN BABIES BTFO
CHINLETS BTFO
>Tamina just repeating Charlotte's line like the thought it up
lol
>Tamina saying the same exact shit CharGod did but without charisma
>crickets
KEK
>i'll make you look like ellsworth
>if you don't be quiet i'll make you look like ellsworth
wait, what?
Smackdown dropped
JUST
>>2783624
replace that shitskin in the right with Daniel Bella
NO FUCK YOU CUC K BRYAN.
wtf I love Raw now
Can Charles sound more organic? he's a fucking robot
BOOOOOO
Feminism was a mistake
why the fuck is my shit in spanish
Tyson kidds semen must be super fucking fattening nattie is lookin' thick as hell.
why is it ok to bully ellsworth?
Why did Tamina just say Charlottes line back to her?
Is Tamina slow in the head?
CASH IT IN
If she doesn't get that briefcase back I am going to be pissed. This is so fucking stupid and the crowd is boing the fuck out of it.
based smack wins again
Raw wins again...
Fuck that shit
GODDAMMIT
>Pandering to the left
YOU FAGGOT DANIEL
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so the history matching match means nothing
HAHAHAHAHAHA SMACKDOWN IS KEKED, SILVER TITLES LMAO
first, wtf was that tamina?
second, Based Carmella has been robbed just to do something on free tv.
raw is better
if Carmella doesn't win it again WWE is a bunch of nu male beta cucks and I'm dropping this shit faster than I did RAM
>Carmella getting legit heat
>they bury it immediately
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WWE
Still a chance for a serious women's injury in a MITB match. Nice.
Pls no bully Mella
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based crowd desu senpai.
>Repeating what happened on the PPV
This is getting really Raw tier.
FUCK OFF.. SMACKDOWN RUINED BY INDIE FAGGOT BRYAN
Remember when natalya had the farting gimmick?
wtf I hate Smackdown now
smack was on a roll until dbry came back to honor feminism.
Raw wins.
get jinder off this sinking ship
The divas talking was like a grade school play where the kids were all fucking up the timing of their parts and then one says the wrong line and they all freeze in terror
SMACK IS MONEY
LMAO THE CROWS GOES MILD
>all those cucks celebrating
fuck ohio
BRYAN ALVEREZ WAS RIGHT
SHE SHOULD'VE JUST CASHED IN LAST NIGHT
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE PPV
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF BUILDING UP CARMELLA IF YOU WERE JUST GONNA TAKE THE WIND OUT OF HER SAILS LATER ON THAT NIGHT
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS
fuck this shit. i was starting to like this show for the first time since redraft and Broken Neck Bryan fucked it up.
>>2783677
Pepperidge Farm remembers
>>2783687
Why? She's just going to win again
>>2783654
Because you changed the audio setting on your TV, or you may be Mexican and think you're white if you've been on /pol/
>/asp/ makes fun of how hard everyone was worked Sunday over the women's MITB
>is now incredibly worked over women's MITB
Pottery
Tamina is fucking hilarious.
THIS IS BALLS
I hope ellsworth pulls it down again
*sigh*
and Becky just keeps getting hotter
>WAH WAH Carmella lost her Briefcase
Oh shut up
Raw wins! Raw wins!
That was actual bullshit, especially after Carmellas excellent opening promo.
>>2783688
>Mella worked everyone else but /asp/
>Now Daniel works /asp/
Everyone is getting worked tonight
BIG POPPA POO SAVE THIS SHOW
I'm fairly confident she'll win again then Bryan will do nothing but seethe
Goddamit
>muh history!
I'm predicting historic record low ratings for next week smack, sadly. Women wrestling was a mistake
something tells me Carmella is gonna win it next week lads.
>he didn't ban hog from the match
>next week he repeats the spot
Carmella #1 never forget
based Big Bull Bryan working this entire thread into a blistering shoot.
Can't wait until Birdie's brother pops out of Nikki and Cuck John is left flabbergasted!
>>2783682
*bump
Ellsworth is right about his daughter
>>2783699
THAT'S IT SON, YOU ARE GROUNDED
Carmella status:
[ ] Not buried
[X] Fucking buried
>>2783688
To boost Smackdown Live ratings....not defending it...I'm just stating a fact.
>>2783695
She's my favorite wrestler right now for the comedic value she provides everytime she speaks
WHERE TF ARE MARIA MIKE KUCKNELLIS???
>>2783703
I've been living a lie these past two days
>>2783697
This.
based vince working the marks, smarks, and anti-marks all in a 24 hour period
>>2783694
It's just dumb. Like, it's kinda killed a star with zero things going for her. The mitb was something to help her grow.
that burn on his daughter was hot fire
>>2783694
This was suppose to make people happy though. We aren't happy therefore we aren't worked.
Based RuRu will save the show helping his lifting bro to win the belt
Daniel Trudeau is such a cuck. They caved to SJW pressure on the internet. 14/88
I'm not making another chump thread. Fuck this.
>>2783699
hi Daniel
>"Great Balls of Fire"
>what kind of visual theme do you want for this PPV?
>how about... DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATER!
Did Tamina improvise that line?
I wanna know wtf she was thinking.
So next week, Carmella wins legit?
>>2783731
cringe
>"LE NERD CULTURE XDDDDD"
Thank got WWE ditched SyFy
>Lana vs Naomi next week
>MITB rematch next week
>Carmella wins again
>cashes in
>Nuclear heat achieved
This is how it must be done
>>2783727
SON!!!!
THAT'S IT, ALL OF YOU ARE GROUNDED
Beckys butt O_O
THESE FUCKING SMARKS RUIN EVERYTHING. IT'S CALLED HEAT YOU PUSSYS. HEELS SHOULD HAVE IT.
>>2783737
cringe
>Takes the briefcase from Based Mella because based Ellsworth won it
>Creates a new MITB for next week with all the same participants.
>Doesn't ban Ellsworth from ringside anyways
Is Bryan retarded? What is preventing based HOG from going up and winning the match a record second time in a row?
>>2783683
Summed it up perfectly. This happens every week on both shows, men and women its so so bad.
>Decision reversed on MITB
>Mr. Money in the Bank not here tonight
>Gay Cops aren't here tonight
Did Smack lose?
>>2783711
BASED
>>2783735
What did she say?
>Char Char steals Tamina's line
>Tamina short circuits and buries herself
>based Charlotte
Next week Carmella brings out Big Cass to boot all these bitches and Elsworth grabs the case again.
>>2783734
kek
>>2783693
No anon, this is so crazy, I literally only turn on my tv for Smack/Ram and Only just woke up, turned on the TV and commentary was in spanish. All my other channels are in english. Changed no settings. BTW, since I just woke up, what did I miss?
>>2783734
Could've been a cool theme if they actually cared to create unique stages anymore....
>>2783731
It was planned from the start. Do you honestly not realize that?
>>2783715
>Big Dick John
>Not the bull for Danny
What are you smoking mate?
>>2783734
>Implying the 50's weren't America's golden age and drive-in theaters aren't representatve of them
>>2783716
this new spider movie looks like trash, what was wrong with the last one?
>>2783746
smack always wins, baby
So raw won this week, right?
>>2783744
>ellsworth 2 time women's money in the bank winner
Only redeemable possibility
>>2783624
imagine the smell
Current WWE is the equivalent of late era WCW prove me wrong
>>2783718
she'll win next week in a way cuckculture likes.
>>2783654
You got blessed with Based Big Arms Marcelo. Don't complain, just enjoy.
>>2783744
nothing, carmella will get the briefcase and cash it it that night, maybe on lana after she wins
who cares at this point, just go full shenanigans wwe creative
>>2783748
>Charlotte to Natalya: I'm gonna make you look like Elsworth
>Tamina to Charlotte: Hey shut up or I'm gonna make you look like Elsworth
>Crickets
>>2783759
was not reddit enough to entertain kids
>>2783754
What about THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE?
>>2783729
Did you hear the crowd? They were clearly happy
>>2783759
cast wasn't diverse enough
T'S TIME LADS
Anyone else just turn against Daniel Bryan?
Literally no rules, literally happened before, ignores all that, bullies Elsworth, Lets Carmella be bullies by Lynch and Charlotte.
W... we were supposed to be F A B U L O U S q.q
>>2783764
Second week in a row RAW won. I've been a smacklad for life but this might be the final straw
>>2783767
you got BTFO by reddit of all places, move on
BASED MAHARAJA TIME
>>2783731
>WWE shows are booked week to week
You need to be at least 18 to be here
>>2783753
Hit the SAP/MTS button on your remote, perro.
BIG POPPA POO
POOOOO
>>2783750
bok it vince
SMACKDOWN IS SAVED
HARD BODY
MAHA
FUCKING
RAJA
>>2783776
Did you read what I was responding too? He said /asp/ was worked.
>dat feel when excited for jinder every week
Im legit glad to see him
Carmella better win again, otherwise WWE will never recover from this.
This whole ordeal has made all the women look pathetic. Not Carmella winning with the help of a man... the fact that the other women are throwing hissy bitch fits asking for men to help them fix this problem instead of fixing it themselves, by, for example, all ambushing Carmella when she cashes in, causing her to lose
The Poo Bros are wearing the same shirts as when Randy Orton almost paralyzed them at the PPV where he lost the title
fuck I forgot about POO
Why didn't Jinder get this opening at the PPV?
>>2783693
>>2783753
Now its back to normal. What the fuck is this shit
So Carmella is either getting a big push by winning clean or getting buried 6 feet deep, right?
>>2783654
i watch WWE in spanish. I like how much passion those guys have. Unlike JBL or Saxton the spics look really hyped and happy to be there.
>>2783753
Same thing happened to me a while ago. It's probably a thing with your cable provider, that's what it was for me.
Besides the bullshit with the Singhs last night it was a solid match for Jinder
>>2783783
>implying they aren't
>>2783772
I hope that becomes Tamina's character. It would be more than she has now.
>>2783749
I was thinkin the exact same thing.
>mfw
>>2783797
The production trucks accidentally got Money in the bank cofused with tonight. Based Vince is just rolling with it
>>2783791
unironic this
OH SHIT HARPER
mixed feels tbqhwyf
>not the eyes
>>2783779
I'm just annoyed that he has to keep getting involved in everything the women do. They literally cannot have a good match without him stepping in to fix it
you know what that means
H U B E R B O Y Z
Why doesnt luke harpers tron have creepy eyes anymore?
>Harper
>Random match with JINDER
He should be in Corbin's spot.
Ginder's body status:
[ ] Not hard
[X] Fucking HARD
Do you think Jinder has used a loo since becoming top poo?
>low carbber
ITS TUESDAY
>>2783779
Fuck that cuck desu. I hope AJ snaps and beats him up next like what he did to Shane.
>>2783790
And they clearly are
They are upset about a result on a scripted TV show
>>2783792
THIS
What are the chances Corbin Cashes in tonight?>
Who /HARPGOAT/ here?
Carmella looked legit upset from that. she looked legitimately elated on Sunday too.
>Harper comes out just to get buried by Jinder
YAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2783832
Right here
>>2783827
Nope the results is to make people happy. /asp/ is not happy therefore they are not worked.
I don't fucking care what the internet says, Jinder looks and feels like a true champion.
>>2783816
>>2783829
0. But he may cause an interference letting Harper win
>>2783818
That was the Wyatt Family magic. Now that he has sealed the madness behind planks of wood, he can be free.
>>2783832
We out here
Can't pinfall the Mahal
>5 minutes of entrances
>match starts
>commercials start
Every time
>>2783832
>>2783837
right here fellas
>>2783850
Really activates my almonds
>>2783779
i never liked that fucking manlet.
>that couple week period where they built Luke up and the crowd popped for him
>think he'll be a big part of Wyatt/Orton
>went into directionless obscurity
>gonna job to Jinder now
:(
>>2783850
>i have to get out in 10 minutes
>mfw
>next week
>women's mitb match is repeated
>no dq
>big cass helps carmella win
you know its going to happen
>>2783839
No, it's to get a reaction. It's not the 80s anymore where kayfabe is alive. If asp wasn't worked they would have no strong feeling about the decision. You don't have to be a mark to be worked.
>>2783853
Yum
>>2783862
would mark
Harper is the best former wyatt. Bray is the janetty of his own stable.
>>2783833
My Mella deserves to be happy. I just want her to feel loved.
Bryan has been doing a lot of shit decisions tonight. I hope based RuRu adresses this in his return promo next tuesday.
HOLY SHIT DID SOMEONE SEE THAT BANNER
"HEATH SLATER CARRIED 3MB"
>>2783868
How dare you say that about the Eater of Pins
LET'S GO HARPER
>>2783857
I hate him when he buried Bo Dallas.
>>2783873
Kek
>>2783873
I saw it senpai. Based sign.
>JBL namedropping the Basham Brothers
those were some crazy times
>>2783779
him switching to a liberal faggot on tv made me hate him
>>2783874
Even rowans brainwashed autist gimmick is better than current bray
>>2783868
this
HAPPENING
se prendio esta mierda
OH FUCK ALREADY??
YEEEEES
And NOPE
>>2783894
¿Que te pasa hueón?
HEY JINDER
>Crowd apathetic to corbin appearance.
That's pretty much right.
Bullshit
>>2783895
oh nvm just repeating Carmella's thing, ruining it
>not even allowed to win off a distraction
the state of Harper
VOICES
>>2783902
HEY SHINSUKE
They're not going to have him cash it in until they can build him some major heat
Based baron with the mind games
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY It
>>2783914
Can't hinder the Ginder
What the fuck is the point we know corbin has the case and is watching the champion. At least interfere so jinder loses fuck you wwe
>>2783919
so never
>Poo botches the toss aside.
>Orton's mind: "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!"
?
Randy does the gayest lou thesz press
Rate this Smackdown.
What a waste of Luke Harper....
>those shitty RKOs
>no reaction for the distraction pin
Having Harper winning would have been great, because no one expected it.
>>2783919
>taking it to the grave
The anticipation will kill me
>>2783935
muh herstory/10
>>2783935
11/10 smack wins again
>>2783935
Feminist Pandering/10
>205 next live on WWE Network
Nope. That's all for me
>>2783934
At least we get a new gay OOC screenshot because of it
At least we got to see snek beating up poos again...
>yfw no chrisley knows best.
>>2783950
They didn't even advertise it in this episode, did they?
>>2783956
Yes I love seeing the same shit for 2 months
Ninja Warrior was only good when it was nips
>>2783964
So basically every feud in the WWE?
>>2783445
Sasha > Becketty