Smackdown Game Thread #1

>>2782622
>He took her last name?

Based JBL

hi

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>numale takes a pregnancy leave

cucdown sucks

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

Could have a lot of potential tonight, but watch they'll start with diva shit.

>>2782633
Uyyyy llegó papi

Better be a Big Hog chant.

>>2782637
Pretty sure they already said DBry was coming out first to address the situation. Hopefully they get everything over with in the first 10 minutes

>>2782633
aca papi esperando el show A

>>2782633
Aca estoy. Al fin smack tiene algo de competencia esta semana

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>>2782633
Aca, hermano. Esperando al A-Show.

F A B U L O U S YES

>a bunch of ladies bitching to their cuck gm

BIG OPENING THE SHOW

SMACK WINS AGAIN

>>2782633
aca mi chiki beibi esperando al basado james

Anndddddddddd dead ratings

BASED ELLSWORTH

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>Carmella still gets no reaction even after the bullshit with Ellsworth

my fucking sides

These bitches wanna see the manager.

GO
HUG
YOURSELF

Dat heat

Why does she do the moonwalk in 2017?

>>2782659
Ellsworth is the women's division at this point

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>>2782633

>>2782655
>He doesn't trust in big dimes James

>you sausages

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who here /woowoowoo/

REDDIT CROWD IN FLAMES

BASED BIG HOG

>>2782659
It's literally because James Ellsworth is there. No one gives a shit about Carmella.

BASED BIG HOG WORKING THE FAT SJWS

>>2782667
The rest of the women get some kind of reaction. Carmella gets crickets every single time.

Big match James is pretty good on the mic

>The first women's money in the bank match was won by a man!

He's not a man...

El basado James trabajando a los smarks.

ABSOLUTELY BLAZING

BASED

>Thanks bro
Feelsbadman

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>>2782672
We'll be back to greatness fellow broski.

>thanks bro

ouch poor Ellsworth

Do they know the product is bad? Do they just not care?

>>2782674

How does a indy jobber cut better promo's than 90% of the roster?

>>2782672
Not yet brother.

Cool pop bro

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>Thanks bro
Poor Big Hog

Ellsworth better on the mic than Shitsgay Snorbin and Baloring

BBHWTS

>>2782659
>posts the one person who gets less of a reaction

>Bro
YOU KNOW IT

>no ironic "you deserve it" chants
>actual heel heat

vince does it again

BASED BIG MIC MELLA. FUCK HISTORY. WE ALL ABOUT WINNING.

>>2782680
jajajaja

WEW Hog.

BASED MELLA!

CARMELLA AND JAMES ELLSWORTH OUR GUYS

>An actually interesting thing happens in WWE
>"M-M-Muh Women's Revolution"
fucking hell

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>>2782686
>>2782692

Dat friendzone

She's blowing the division the fuck out

>>2782674
Pretty much this. Even when she was in NXT, I didn't give two shits.

DIVA SHIT SUCKS
BUT GOAT PROMO

Match restarts tonight, screencap this

Women BTFO

R E D D I T

E T E R N A L L Y

B T F O

"Not here for girl power" kek.

>>2782695
>people have been chanting Becky's name every time she's been in the ring for the past month

he didn't post a picture of Tamina

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

Will Ellsworth and carmella be another Kevin Sullivan/ Benoit incident?

Damn Mella is getting good.

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Literally Zero reaction to her taking. Carmella has nothing without Ellsworth.

ACTUAL HEELS

BASED BIG HOG AND TUMMYMUMMY

AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

BIG MIC MELLA WORKING THE SMARKS AND SHOOTING ON WWE CREATIVE

>>2782642
>calling another guy papi

yeah this isn't a trap thread. fuck off faggot

WWE FANS BTFO

INTERNET SMARKS BTFO. CARMELLA AND JAMES ARE THE GOAT.

INTERNET TROLLS

THE HEAT

LEDDIT GETTING ROASTED

HOLY SHIT

SHE'S BLOWING US THE FUCK OUT

PUNISH ME MELLA

CARMELLA IS SHOOTING

MELLA DROPPING FACTS!!!!

she is right

Based carmella BTFO nu-male cucks

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>>2782704
Another fallen comrade

>Its another "The Heel is right" episode
I dont think they understand what being a heel means anymore.

HOLY FUCK THIS CHICK IS BECOMING
/ O U R G I R L /

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>login
>In my wrestling

Reddit smarks btfo

Wow, they're getting actual heat. And Corbin likely will as well.

What a turn around from last year when nearly every heel was cheered.

This is a great promo, it's a shame no one gives a shit about Carmella

Also, I want to fuck her

Daniel Beta BTFO by Big Match Mella

Does carmella wear any make up?

SHE RIGHT THO

Nice continuity, nice ripping. Carmella is getting based.

REDDIT BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

EMBERASSING

Is D-Bry gonna screw over another wrestler who's 100% right?

BASED BIG MATCH MELLA

Smarks BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

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Carmella pipe bomb

OMG BASED CARMELLA WORKING ALL THE SMARKS

SHE IS KILLING IT HOLY SHIT

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tweeter

>>2782704
>>2782742
Is there a laughing AJ compilation like these?

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I'm in love lads

Mella's pretty godd on the horn huh?

she was always my favorite

glad /asp/ is finally seeing it

>>2782764
BBMCWTFAS

10/10

What did she say?

>Counting
>Math

SMARKS GETTING UTTERLY DESTROYED HOLY SHIT FINALLY A WRESTLER PROPERLY ADDRESSING THESE AUTISTIC FREAKS

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Carmella working the smarks.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE CARMELLA NOW

>>2782751
Obviously.

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>>2782718
or a Nancy Benoit/ Benoit situation

That was really boring.

Holy shit this was Carmella's best promo yet.

NUCLEAR HEAT

That was a great promo.
Anyone who was bitching about that finish Sunday is a fucking moron.

CARMELLA
CORBIN
JINDER
THE ANTI SMARKS OF SMACK

Jesus Charles looks awful

TOAD

ELLSWORTH IS 1 OF US

CHARLOTTE EMASCULATING DBRY

inb4 DBry announces that Ellsworth is the actual winner and he gets his shit pushed in for the sake of grrrl power.

IT WAS HER TURN

SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE

>James' shitty little moonwalk

KEK

>Stupid monotone bitch doesn't know what no disqualification means

Greatest women's promo of all-time lads?

So carmella is the face here right?

>>2782775
She BTFOd Reddit, the Women's division, and MUH HISTORY all in one segment

Also, notice how whatever show Charlotte is on is always about MUH HISTORY

>for the first time ever
Did they forget blacklash existed?

>>2782779
THIS X 100

>Nakameme vs Adolph again

But why

>daniel manlet literally shorter than charlotte

kek

>it's a diva becomes the new flavour of the month episode

>Nakamura vs. Ziggler again
ewww

>compelling argument by charlotte
WUT? Muh fee ees is an argument?

BASED HARPER

OH SHIT HARPGOAT

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIBERAL LEFT WING NATURE GIRL SLUT

>>2782798
The horse face amirite fellas???

>it's a ziggler jobs again episode

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>first time ever
WAT?

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>post yfw DBry strips briefcase/forces rematch of some sort

GOAT harper next no. 1 contender

>>2782801
This is the only way to play it, and evidently it worked

>First time ever
>Backlash didn't happen
When did I enter this time divergence?

>Cuckiel Bryan

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>WAAAAAAHHHH DANIEL BELLA YOU MUST BEND THE KNEE

kek

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>>2782805
>The people love it Maggle!

>>2782798
Pretty much. Same as Miz.

ITS TUESDAY

>>2782816

On smack live

>Nakamura v Ziggler
>For the first time ever
???

>For the first time ever!
...what? This match want good and was done before. This sucks.

But my boy Luke is back!

Carmella finally getting respect by shitting on the smarks in reddit

>>2782820
First time ever on Smackdown lads. Calm down.

>>2782633
Saludos a SW!
Aguante Boca

>>2782718
Nah, Ellsworth has two kids already. No way Mella is getting herself into that.

BASED HARPER IS BACK BOYS

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>>2782817

>>2782820
>he doesn't know about the timeline shift

I had a weird dream last night where I was browsing /asp/ and I entered a thread titled "This Tuesday in Texas Gamethread #1"

>>2782729
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy el gringANO trabajado

>>2782825
You know what that means.

>>2782791
OR
Ellsworth is the real winner and cashes in to become champion then "losing" to Carmella with a finger poke of doom.

>>2782833
>Ellsworth is living his dream and had sex
>I'm slaving away in a cubicle
Damn /Smack/ giving me life lessons already

>>2782837
Was I there?

when does rusev show up

>>2782629
KEK

>>2782816

They count SD as different than a PPV. If they had Ziggler and Nakamura wrestle in two PPVs in a row, it would be the "first time" for each PPV.

FUCKING APOLOGISE
>>2782839
>>2782839
>>2782839

Phone posting almost home, who is Harper fighting? English again?

Carmella makes a very strong argument using previous MITB decisions

Charles replies blabbering about history.

>>2782841
I`d mark

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The

>thanks, bro

was such a nice touch to the promo

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>New Day
>Anon's Dad walks in

>>2782843
you might've been, I'm not sure

>>2782802
They added "on Smackdown," you retard.

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>>2782834
based harp vs based jinder
my emotions are so torn

>>2782837
That happened, everyone spammed Hoganwinslol all over the thread.

Based covfefe kingston!

>>2782849
MAHA
RAJA

>people defending nakameme when he pretty puch did nothing during the last ppv and only drew when he had a smark moment with AJ styles

Send these niggers back to Ram already.

Memes and all aside you all do know that Carmella was shitting on the marks right? Most smarks are not the ones worked by this.

>>2782820
Exactly one year after the Berenstein Bears debacle

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>New Day entrance
>cut to White boys gyrating their hips
>dad walks in

i hate new gay and the niggers

>>2782871
Go choke in the playoffs.

>>2782856
When did Brock vs Wyatts happen?

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>>2782870
you poor little creature

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>new day

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>>2782871
Fucking Astros turning it on this year. Can't call them the Lastros anymore

Jesus this is boring

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>>2782884
>that GB video

>>2782871
wrestling is more real than rigged sports kek

NIGHTSTICK

Based Usos

>BIG E CONFIRMED FOR ENORMOUS COCK

He must slay the dudes he obviously fucks.

HE'S GOT A BBC

Was the last time a woman got heat the size of Mella actually Lita in 2005?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QLNxY9EQoY

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>he's big
>he's got a nightstick
>mfw I thought they were bringing out Big Boss man before I remembered he died

>Hes Handsome
>Hes Got a Big Nightstick
>Dad walks in

>Big nightstick

Stay jelly, white bois

>>2782870
Most smarks are reddittor cucks like WhatCulture so yeah, she was mainly working smarks.

They're gonna give these autistic, gamer bronies the tag titles again aren't they?

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>no easy way out
>no short cut home

We ROCKY now!!!

My Dad called me a Good Son because I like The New Day and He and I kissed each other's lips

>Big nightstick

>>2782903
Good thing he missed those comments

Based Xzyal owl

>>2782911
kek

>>2782909
Is your dad Titus?

>>2782911
Oh shit

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>>2782911
>only hope to save WWE
>911

Poetry!

>pip again
BASED

>>2782911
Well then

IVE HAD ENOUGH SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR THE SWEAT...IM GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

>>2782905
Anyone getting mad at a heel doing heel stuff isn't a smark by definition.

>The New Gay literally spanking the Usos
Kek

>>2782911
BBC On 9/11

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>>2782911

Is BIg E one of the most powerful kayfabe wrestlers?

Anon, Why are you and your friends watching Gay Black Men fighting Gay Samoa Men?

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>>2782911

>>2782917
>>2782920
>>2782921
>>2782924
>>2782933
>>2782935
Am I going over, lads?

>>2782940
>>2782937
WEW

>>2782941
Over Big E's nightstick? Maybe

the New Gay gets shittier by the day

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>>2782943
SHIT

The Usos are so much blacker than The New Day.

I really hope Big E gets a good solo run.

>>2782941
only if you take a nightstick

BigvE seems to look like he's in better shape.

>>2782936
He's also one of the most powerful in a shoot, that is if we are referring strictly to lifting

Just tuned in, when did Roman get drafted to Smackdown?

>>2782947
what's wrong, don't want to fuck daddy

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>>2782672

>>2782955
his delts makes me fucking jealous

>>2782956
U GOT JOKES UCE?

>>2782954
He's in phenomenal shape and always has been. How may chromosomes do you have.

>>2782955
Mark Henry and Cesaro are stronger iirc.

BLACKED

I have seen no one ever kick out of the Big Ending

WARDENED

>>2782965
Fuck me, Broken one

>>2782672
>>2782685
>>2782690
>>2782960
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2782963
Yeah but I've also some goosebumps, and the hair on the back of my neck is sticking up.

I'm sure it's just paranoia

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>>2782672
Right here, eternal suffering is the the mantra of the Ryder fan.

>>2782672

God I hope he's back and great again, but they're definitely just going to use him as a tool in hopes of getting mojo rawley over. Ryder exists to get screwed over by WWE.

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Does Xavier Woods realize that people only take Big E and Kofi seriously?

He is the Jannetty, The Dean Ambrose, The Enzo Amore of his group

>that bruise on Tamina's arm

Damn, that looks nasty

>>2782973
TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

Tamina looks like she's too old for this shit

>>2782977
kek

Is Finn balors gimmick 'adjusting his jacket collar' ? What does he mean by this ?

Also, can you imagine how silly it would look to have him against lesnar, cena, big show ? Ridiculous he should be on the UK things or 205 live.

>>2782965
Mark Henry is retired but yes, Cesaro is questionable while freakishly strong it seems strange to compare him to a former power lifter.

>>2782955
Cena says he's got the highest bench press number in WWE history. Henry I think still overall the strongest ever.

>>2782960
>*Gets the biggest pop of the night*

Jesus that bruise on Tamina.

>>2782965
>cesaro

Mate . . .

>Tamina threatening to put her foot in a mouth
MOMMY!!!!

>manielt "nu-male" bryan is back
Convince me not to stop watching

daniel bryan is so fucking effeminate

WHENS GAY KINO

>>2782987
Daddy fucker clap clap clap Daddy fucker

>>2782974
OH IT'S NOT PARANOIA

>>2782983
Pound for Pound maybe. Henry is three Cesaros

>giving all this attention to the women's division

Daniel Bella needs to fuck off back to the indies before Elsworth puts him in his place.

Based Bryan gonna come out and side with Carmellsworth

Is it possible to be a wwe gm without constantly being on the cell phone anymore?

Oh shit, is Battleground coming!?!

>>2782964

Last year he was looking a bit rounder.

>putting Shane on hold for 3 minutes only to tell him you'll call him back

>>2782983
Mark Henry is still under contract and is still wrestling.

tfw smacklad re-hash the Enzo/Cass breakup angle with Ryder/Mojo

>>2782622
>Smackdown
streaming live synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

>>2783000
Its the biggest talking point from a PPV that included a Styles Nakamura staredown.

>>2783000
It's controversial anon

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>>2782911

>>2783006
End of July
Summerslam is end of August

>>2783000
Muh diva revolution

What are the ads like where you are? Here in aus its the same billshit every ad break

>Yawn Cena

>APPLEDOUGH

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>Free Agent

>>2783010
He is an extreme part timer he may as well be retired

John Cena
>free agent

what a woman

>>2783003
this please.
we'll even take back cody as long as that nuhobbit goes
he's long expired

GODDAMN I hate British commercials so much, I fucking hate this fucking country.
British pieces of shit if I see any of you ITT I'll fuck your shit up punks.

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NEVER FORGETTI JULY 4THETTI

I want to stick my penis in Naomi

>Naomi saying "LOL of course Daniel will make the right decision"
CARMELLA KEEPS THE BRIEFCASE, LADS!

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>more women

>>2783026
stfu smark

WHERE IS RUSEV

*clap clap clap clap clap*

WHERE IS RUSEV

>Free Agent

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ever since aj styles hasn't been the focal point, smackdown has fucking blowed

I had a Dream where I was fucking Lana and She was fucking RuRu while he was fucking a Xbox One

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LANA

RUSSIA BTFO

Is naomi supposed to be a face?

She's chimping out

THIRSTY

>>2783043
>>2783043
>>2783043
>>2783043

WWE where the faces are bullies and the heels are in the right.

>Lana
>Russian

>>2783039
Why is rusev out? I honestly can't remember

Naomi is so shit

The only face champion and she's boring as fuck

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>So thirsty
Ayy yo senpai Lana *smacks lips* you tryna step up on my championship furreal furreal bix nood?

>>2783033
>being obsessed with carter

SEETHING

>>2783057
Injured, again

Anyone else the women bitching makes them look worse and like typical whiny women?

>>2783054
yeah at this point heels are more over than faces. I dont even understand why

>>2783068
Because WWE is awful at writing faces. Faces are do-gooder pussies and heels are badasses, and then WWE wonders why nobody cares about their product.