Monday Night Ram thread #3

>DAB ON EM

Titus here to save the show

TITUS BRAND

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I...i think i made a mistake...

>>2778289
****SNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF****

What does /asp/ think of titus brand anyways?

>>2778289
I'd suck Charly's dick

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whats her finisher called?

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How are the ropes purple?

Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?

AH AH AH AH AH AH

>>2778320
Spraypaint

Oh no.. that annoying japanese midget again

BASED TITUS BRAND SAVING 205 LIVE

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>>2778314


MORBID OBESITY INCOMING.

>PAY

>>2778316
Titus is growing into the role, but he still needs to work on the stick
Otherwise it's the best thing on Raw

>>2778318
Me on her tummy

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>>2778317
youd be gay not to

>>2778314

Yeah someone let you out of your cage

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>>2778289
#PitQueen

AH AH AH AH AH

>>2778314
Fat fuck

>>2778320
Different arena

>>2778317
Me too m8 don't care if that's gay

Titus is the next Bobby Heenan

>>2778326
MY

>>2778320
It's tape.

>>2778320
LEDs in the ropes

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>Cruiserweight segment

>>2778320
This segment is entirely CGI

Fuck that was good

I like Titus now

wow titus almost made me care about the memeweights

almost

Which do you prefer? Tozawa with ha or Berserker with huss?

>>2778317
same here, only a homo wouldn't

>>2778320
Tape. They tape the ropes during the break if you pay attention before a 205 match it's an extra long break

>>2778320
they are fiber optic and change color

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>>2778314

>wendy's

yo why the fuck this nigga talking like a pirate?

Fucking Manlets
when will they learn?

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>205 live

>>2778362

when you have sex

Titus > Jim Cornette

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>>2778314

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>>2778348

This is the correct answer.

mmm fuck this pastas good
#onelove #tastypasta #fuckwwe

>>2778364
I showered 4 times today, where is my sex?

>>2778320
The ropes aren't real just like real life famm

>>2778304
For me?

>>2778365
Hi Russo!

>>2778369
>showered 4 times today
Should I ask why?

>>2778371
For you

But yeah he's big

>>2778373
hey bro, I'm the only one that can save this shit bro

>>2778369
ITS s yA boy dropping by eith a trooth b0mB fur er A$$. yall lil.booty obly N33d a lil scrooty onc3 a WEEk my DUUUDE

>>2778369
This actually damages your skin.

It's forced to reproduce more oil because it will dry out too much

>>2778318
The Jerk and Squirt

>>2778320

They change arenas for cruiserweight matches

>>2778382
He showered in jizz.

>>2778382
itz ya boi here relling ya dis the truth peace out.!

Someone cap that relaxed Nevillain please.

>>2778387
I'd shower in Charly's jizz

>>2778326
>He doesn't carboload before powerlifting to achieve /bearmode/

fucking pleb

Kek, that whole Booker/Graves exchange

>>2778375
because, hit the gym, have sex, get a clue, hit the shower.
The only one I can do right now if hit the shower, so I did it four times.
Where is my sex

>>2778320
The ropes are actually green and they use chroma key to change the color

I want TJP to drop a pipe bomb and become the most over guy on the roster.

Thank god Malro Ranallo is gone

I couldn't stand hearing "TORPAY SEWEYSEEDA!!"
What did that even mean?

Well i made it to 9:30. I'm done.

>>2778390
Wasn't Neville the new DBry, I think he was in the main roster not too long ago IRC, so what happened?

Le dab.
Fuck me Ram is shit. No wonder these threads are always dead.

flips vs japs

why wouldnt they just work together against the white boi?

>>2778401
But he's about to do the biggest boxing match in over 50 years

So he gets the last laugh

AAH. Make it a win.

>>2778403
Didn't mean to quote

>>2778409
Make it AAAH win

>>2778408
Still JBL because he's a millionaire.

>>2778388


Is this my boi, EatDatPussy445?

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japs fuckin hate nogs, i cant buy into this fake shit

Titus tries so hard, but the crowd just don't care

Adrian ''RACIST'' Neville

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I like Booker alot, he's the only one with enough money and enough reputation to keep it real and talk off script.

I think Booker is my fav negro in professional wrestling, ive been a big fan since the harlem heat days.
I hope he never leaves.

Titus you dumb nigger!

Top kek Neville

"TITUS ONEIL...YOU SLAVE"

what did Neville mean by this?

>>2778411
Fuck that's brilliant.

Putting Tozawa in a tag team with Crews could actually be the move. It'd give Crews a direction and space to develop a personality, plus save Tozawa from the purgatory of 205

>screensaver

>>2778417
THIS
who the FUCK wrote his promo?

>>2778416
Why does Titus have a job, hes the most vanilla midget on the roster

What the fuck does the Titus brand even do?

Why is Neville talking like Davey Jones

An actually good cruiserweight match?

BOI

"you a scared lil white BOI"

TITUS WORKING THE WHITE SMARKS

>>2778418
same. and i hate nigs

God Damn Nevils LAts are world class.
Is he natty bros?
What do ya think 6 months of working out to look like that?
Asking for a friend
I'm a grill btw

>>2778428

Make millions of dollars

>jolly rancher poptarts

And they wonder why obesity is a problem

>>2778335
>Implying you're perfect

>>2778439
But how?

>>2778440
BASED POP TART WORKING THE NUTRITIONISTS

>>2778438
The intensity and dedication is probably crazy and deadly

>>2778438
Post feet and I'll tell you

>>2778418
tfw he could have been big time but HHH buried him

>>2778442
By making million dollar moves

>>2778442
By making Apollo and Tozawa do most of the work
If they are smart, they would make other people join the brand and make them work
So basically a pyramid scheme

>>2778418
Like Booker too, was a mark for Harlem Heat

Reminder: there were 9 (nine) threads last night for a two (2) hour smackdown pay per view with only 4 matches on it.

We are barely going to break 4 threads for a 3 and a half hour broadcast on free television.

you think Baron Corbin uses Bosley?

>>2778453
MITB worked the smarks so bad yesterday, it was great.

We'll be lucky if we get that again this year

>>2778453
Threads were hot until 9pm and Seth.

I know I'm posting a lot so shits dead

Did this nigger shave off his eyebrows?

BASED Ron Killings

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How are the ropes red? They were just purple!

Do they literally change the ropes after the match or do they illuminate?

AYYYYYYYY R- TRUTH NOIR KINO

>big payoff to Goldust/Truth is gonna be on a random episode of Raw

Wew

ITS THE AXMAN

SOMEBODY GON GET THEY GOTS GET

>>2778454
will a real live grill ever kiss my weiner lads?

I don't speak nigger

what does " you gonna get got" even mean?

BOLIEVE IN THE WYATT FAMILY

Didn't they literally have this angle one year ago?

>>2778447
Of all the thing I hate Haitch for Not giving Booker his moment is the worst.
It truly is a disgrace.
He deserved it.

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

What are you doing Axe Man?

Bo turned on you last time you did this

>Bo and Curtis with Miz
This isn't a bad idea

>>2778473
he's gonna whoop his ass.

THE AXE MAN and BO!!!

They're making RAM great again!

BASED MIZ

Do they have Bosley commericals because half the wrestlers are balding?

HAVE

A

MATCH

WITH

CATERING

>>2778481
surprisingly solid

YEAAAAAS NEW MIZ FACTION

Curtis is a true bro even with Bo attacking him before

So many jobbers tonight

Brand split with a 3 hour show was a mistake

Bo's definitely been hitting the gym

The background music in these Goldust and Truth promos is maxcomfy

New Legacy with Miz?

So it be end up being Corey Graves who's been attacking Enzo and Amoree right?

New faction?

>Miz stable with Bo and Axel

BOOOOOOK IIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!

damn Axel's hair looks worse than mine

Miz fínna make Bo and Axe Man relevant again

BASED MIZ

ITS REAL SIMPLE

>>2778468
the first match isn't supposed to be the payoff, tho it very likely may be.

still doing it in LA makes sense.

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Does Charly shave her arms?

If so, that's fucking hot

>>2778472
Probably not. Shit, It's been 7 years since one has kissed and sucked my dong. I've given up on it happening again

Joe's head literally 3 times the size of Charles's

Why is ram so boring? I don't even get angry at it anymore.

does "fat guy named" joe put himself in the cuckina clutch when he jerks off to charly's pits after the show?

JUST Joe

BASED MIZ NEW STABLE INCOMING

>>2778428
Elevates vanilla midgets who can't talk.

So why are you guys still watching? Are you hoping it will get better by the end of the night? Has it ever, in recent memory?

SANDMOWER Joe

The ''Come on boys we going to the top of the card'' Miz

>>2778504
Smooth all over. Even her balls are smooth as can be

You cant trust the Miz
Cheer squad is jobbing in roh
Sandow turned gay int tna
And look how long it took before Morrison recovered

>>2778508
I can't even count how many times RAM has put me to sleep before 11

This match already? I thought it was going to be the main event.

holy shit they turned down the crowd noise so we cant hear the booes for roman.

its HAPPENING

>>2778504
I know there's a pic of her with waxing stuff so probably in some form yes

BASED BIG DOG

>Roman without reaction
that's new

HOLY FUCK TOTAL APATHY AND SILENCE BY THE CROWD LMAO

what's the main event

>still haven't had weekly divashit

I guess they're just giving up on that third hour

I haven't watched raw in several months, is Big dog still the top guy?

BASED BIG DOG WITH THE 75 MINUTE MATCH

>>2778523

They do this every time

>>2778522
>check the clock
>only 9:45
wtf?

Do you lads even realize what's going on right now

Women are going to be the main part of 3rd hour. Holy shit

I already can't wait for ratings numbers tomorrow

>>2778527
Edited crowd bud

>>2778522
Yeah I was asking myself the same thing

>>2778520
>Miz is addicted to making Janetties so he won't be called a Janetty

>>2778522
Vince never puts Roman in the turd hour

so are they just giving up on the 3rd hour from now on?

>>2778529
the angle cracks the case bit?

>>2778527
>>2778528
You could hear booing in the background, they definitely muted the crowd.

>>2778520

Axel and Bo aren't particularly flourishing right now

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>>2778534
>mfw I learn what time it is

>>2778508
Cause they start things an either A on't know or B don't follow through. There is also no motivation for characters, so we don't care. The former can be solved with planning and the latter with factions and non-black/white characters with clear goals, motivations, and relationships with factions. NXMeme has it down and WWE likely won't until Vince dies

>>2778534
They make 3 hours feel like eternity

Let me guess, Angle is going to close out the show?

At least this cringe phone storyline will finally be over with

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Maryse lookin hot tonight. why didn't I see her with Miz?

Just got home from the bar, did I miss Bliss lads?

>>2778554

No ya fuckin normie

New stables that draws max dimes:
>Bray starts a new Wyatt family
>Miz and his entourage of actors
>Finn and actual people in Balor Club
>Titus Brand
>

So can people just announce they are number 1 contender?

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Boys how do we remove Samoa if they are in both corners?

>>2778548
No that is just for the elongated enzo storyline. He still is going to have fake phone calls till summerslam.

why wont roman recognize joe as a samoan? is there some kind of samoan caste system

SENIOR JOE

>>2778505
>7 years
>hasent bought a hooker
Why does anon do this to himself?
Surely he works and has some income.
Why would he not twice a month get a mid grade hooker for about 250-350$
Does anon like not busting nuts?
Has anon tried nofap / noporn?
Has anon took a shower, hit the gym, get a clue?
IS anon wizard status?

How is wizard status anon? What is daily life like?

Joe got teabagged by that ad

JUST JOE

>>2778559
Only BBD and BMJ

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What happens if two Samoans headbutt each other at the same time?

>>2778563
>is there some kind of samoan caste system
Yeah it's called mexicans aren't samoans. We're working hard to overcome it;.

Who is going to get involved in this lads?

Are they making it too obvious Big Dawg vs Lesnar at SS?

B A S E D
I O
G G

>>2778563
he isn't an anoai

>>2778558
>AJ, the Good Brothers, and the Revival

>>2778576
BASED BIG AOG

>>2778574
Botch Strongman

>>2778563
anoa'i are seething that joe is seanoa and better than any of them have been in the ring

>>2778563
Almost every single legit Samoan wrestler is connected to 1 family

>>2778583
Based Samoans been carrying the Fed for decades

>constantly rolling out of the ring
>Cole calling it a very physical match

>>2778558
Triple H, Brock Lesnar, and Big Show

I like this ref. Wish they focused more on the refs like they used to. Are Hebners dead??

GALAPAGOS GARY

>>2778590
I think Cole is even broken by the current product

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>>2778572

I lol'd.

Also laughing that tonight's episode is basically "A tale of two Joes". It's the golden boy chosen one vs Joey Headrocker from the underground. The second biggest Anoa'i ever vs the one Samoan who isn't an Anoa'i beside Bad Luck Fale.

Who though we would be here in 2017?

>put some respect on his name

Whoa way to be current wwe

>bo dallas new look
Is he gonna join a new wyatt family once Bray's obvious backstage punishment is over?

PUT SOME

R E S P E K

ON MY NAME

>WHATS MY NAME

well, /asp/?

>>2778600

>>2778593

>>2778586
Rock is literally the only one that ever drew any dimes.

>>2778596
>Who though we would be here in 2017?
I just ain't right, man. Samoa Joe was GOAT during the $9.99 weekly TNA PPV's.

ITS NOT EVEN 10 YET WTF

>>2778595
>"He took her name Muggle! Her name!"

>>2778590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1PhviIAt4

>>2778596
fale is tongan

>>2778605
Seriously, the only Samoan Dynasty is everyone but the Rock being a Jannetty.

>>2778593
Why do you make it alliterative if Samoa Joe isn't?

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>the current state of RAW

>>2778598
would it be better if he over threw Bray to become the new prince of darkness and then have bray come back for his crown?

>>2778575
Rumors is that Vince wants Roman vs Lesnar at Mania. So either Joe pulls off the upset and Lesnar wins the title back a few months later. Or Kurt will shoot down Roman making himself #1 contender and put him in a match for it and he loses.

>>2778614
Fiji Ted, happy now, nerd?

>>2778598
isn't Bray feuding with Seff

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>>2778613
>Seriously, the only Samoan Dynasty is everyone but the Rock being a Jannetty.

he's still SEETHING

SEETHING

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>>2778610
>mfw howard never invited michael to do another show after this

>>2778618
Hunter is probably fighting with Vince to make it Joe

>>2778621
>3 Minute Warning is literally dead

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>>2778611

I stand corrected, Joe IS the only solo-moan. Fale is still my boy though, I'm all about THE UNDERBOSS.

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HURRY UP WITH THIS MATCH AND BRING LEXI ON

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>ramming Roman Reigns

joe is about as boring as roman

This biased commentary is so annoying

>>2778621
>Rock is only half samoan
>only one in his family besides Yokozona who ever did anything

And Yoko was pushed as a Jap and not a samoan.

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>its a damage control episode where they have to make joe a threat to brock episode

Roman already beat him clean didn't he?

there's still an hour and 20 minutes left of raw

>>2778629
>paul messing with main event
He's gonna leave that alone to keep vince happy while he stuffs NXT with vanilla midgets and japs so he can transform the main roster once vinny dies.

>>2778633
mmmmmmmmmmmmBOP

>>2778637
I would've loved to see Joe vs. Brock 10 years ago.

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>>2778642
I don't think I can do it

why do I still watch this "sport" ?

>>2778640
So? Rock was never pushed as samon either, doesn't change the fact that they're actually part of the family.

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>>2778642

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>>2778619

I hate it that Graves the heel commentator still has to shill for how great Roman is

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dude they're literally editing the crowd noise right now lmao

looked like Joe was late on the spot, which made Roman look dumb squatting there, in perfect position for a spear, watching Joe wobble

>>2778619
>Fiji Ted
Found my 2k18 CAW

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>>2778633
or Maryse

Braunnnnnnn

>>2778659
Where is all this coming from?

If you can't eat more than nine hot dogs you're forever an indie manlet

>>2778659
Wow what a match

REMINDER:

roman is WINNING this match.

it sort of highlights how awful Roman is that half his offensive is just trying to spam his shitty finishers. Highlighted further by how many times Joe has easily countered the constant spear and punch attempts

Those phony reactions from the plants in full WWE merchandise. LOL

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>>2778659
>I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EDGE LADS

>this is awesome chants

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>2778661
her instagram

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

THANK YOU AMBERLAMPS!

BASED BIG BRAUN WORKING THE MINUSCULE MUTT

BRAWN

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

roman is the greatest wrestler of all time

BRAUUUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUGHN

BRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

BRAAAAAAAAUUUUNNNNNN

Dem beeps syncing with Romans mouth.

HA HA NOW FOR MONSTER AMONG MEN

HAPPENING
>THAT POP


BRAUUUUNNNNNNN

STROWMAN

BEST ENTRANCE
BRAUN TO SAVE THIS SHIT

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

BRAUUUUUN

Finally!

BTFO
T
F
O

YESSSS

BRAUUUN

BRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUN

Smithers are they saying this is awesome or this is awful?

>>2778659
God, I love her feet.

Dat pop for BRAUUUNNNNN

Seriously, when will WWE buy the TNA library so we can get the X-Division matches on the Network?

BRAUN THE GOAT SMACKDOWN ON SUICIDE WATCH

BASED BRAUN SAVING US FROM THE LARGE LUPINE

Roman, master of the rest holds, defeated by a glorified rest hold

>>2778664
>The absolute shanty town that is this poster

OY VEY IT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH

>>2778664

>YOU

FUCK THE ANOA'I FAMILY AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

The selling today has been hilarious.

>>2778693
When Anthem wants to sell it

I still fucking hate the Kohkeena clutch

IM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU SAMOAN JOE

>>2778664
Naaa

>>2778690
I heard awful, but it was probably just wishful thinking.

>>2778692
pretty great pop tbqhwyf

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Fucking based

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

BRAUN BIG POPS

when did they stop doing the triple arm drop for sleepers and just calling it after one drop?

> Braun didn't come out and say " I'm not finished yet"

the cuckeena clutch

>>2778441
I am

>>2778708

>>2778708


>>2778708


>>2778708


>>2778708

Of course they couldn't have Joe win without the distraction. That was a bretty good match, too.
Glad Strowman is back tho

BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

>it's a Roman is only allowed to lose by a distraction or interference match

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Oh no, is Braun going to annihilate Ramen again?

Based Brawn

Imagine him fucking Alexa Bliss

THE FUCKING STATE

NUmber 1 contender match great balls

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

Country strong

>>2778713
about 2 months. They were doin the pass out before that, so i really like this

>>2778715

>speaking too soon

>Braun>>>>>Roman

WWE trying so hard to push Roman as a face and Braun is far more over as a face. Double turn them at Great Balls of fire.