HEY SHINSKE

OK CARTMAN

>>2776863
UHH! AHH!
I WANNA KNOW

YOU'RE STUPID

GUESS WHAT

>>2776863
How did it feel to be taken out of most of a match by beatdown that Enzo could have shrugged off?

HEY!

FART KNOCKER!

I EAT LITTLE SHITS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!

HEY AJ

YOU HAVE GIRLS HAIR

Is Corbin so bad that actually good ?

>>2776863
NO YOU SHUT UP

HEY SHINSUKE

STOP TALKING

NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND YOU

HEY SAMI

HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE

YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN TO STAY DOWN

>It's a pretend this chubby balding charisma vacuum isn't a worse promo than Roman thread

>>2776893

No, he's just bad. He needs to suffer a catastrophic injury and go away forever

WHERE'D MY HAIR GO

I DON'T NEED ABS

>>2776892
At least he has hair.

*rock bottoms self*

I DON"T NEED TO PRACTICE MY MIC SKILLS

I HAVE TALLENT

>BaronCorbin.net

>>2776863
I actually like his promos because they are so straight and too the point. It's plain and simple and it sounds so silly with his delivery, that I want to see more -- which is the whole point I believe

>>2777420
Based Lone Wolf working the fat smarks

>>2777420
HEY YOU SHUT UP CARTMAN

You know who Corbin is? That ONE FUCKING KID IN CLASS.

>Two kids near the front talking about UFC or something
>Corbin all the way across the room, not involved whatsoever, overhears
>Suddenly just blurts out "If anyone every tried to fight me, I'd whip out my butterfly knife and stab him"
>Entire class looks at him like "what the fuck"

THAT kid

GO BACK TO AJPW

HEY CHINA MAN

>>2780234
Also known as 'the HHH fan' kid

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49KB, 333x316px

MY DAD SHOT GOOKS LIKE YOU IN VIETNAM

>>2777420
HEY, ANON
I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR YOU BECAUSE NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY

>>2776863
Shut the FUCK UP
Nobody cares CHINK

>>2781050

He strikes me more as an Undertaker fan.

>>2776863

I unironically like Corbin.

He's not great on the mic but his voice is so douchey it works.

HEY JINDER

LOOK AT MY BREIFCASE

>>2781053
Anyone knows the actual promo of this pic?

>>2782417
You don't? It's a fucking classic. It's Peak Corbin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdtWyc1f0#t=1m20s

Anyone got that promo we wrote for Corbin from some times ago?