So tomorrow night at 8 pm eastern, Daniel Bryan walks down the

>>2776544
"ding-dong diddly, ya ding-dong diddly seethe, based big dog"
*roman's music hits*

Worked!

TAG TEAM MATCH

>>2776544
>Mike Kanellis is what a real man looks like so from now on I'd like to be known as Daniel Bella.

>>2776544
>my wife was mad about the ending so i had to come up here and white knight cuz ladies cant stand up for themselves

Carm sucked me off so she can keep the case

>>2776544
fuck you i'm millwall

BIG HOG DID NOTHING WRONG

>>2776544
>Let's talk about the result of that Money in the Bank match you want me to address so much.
>Baron Corbin. Come out to the ring this instant.

>>2776544
>Benoit was innocent, WWE is holding me hostage. I just want to go to New Japan and end up like Chibata

>>2776544
Yuropoor here, how do I watch Monday Night Raw and Smackdown Live? Getting boring just watching the PPVs every other week

>>2776557
>>2776567
>>2776584
The most likely cases

Jinder Mahal I'm comin' for you nigga!

>>2776544
i quit because of my kid and the farm i gotta raise.

>Who writes this shit?

>>2776544
>fuck this company, i'm signing with NJPW to help them crush this cancer, and save pro wrestling from the cringe obscurity it has become. Naito, i'm coming for you.

>I didn't even watch that garbage, I was busy re-watching Dominion, Jimmy Snuka murdered Nancy Argentino.

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>Daniel Bella

>>2776544
I'm quitting this bullshit sports entertainment company and going to wrestle for an actual pro wrestling company.

If there were any justice is the universe.

>>2776627
XWT

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>>2776584
Yeh

>>2776673
yea im sure brie would be ecstatic about bryan dying in a ring in japan.

>>2776682

Brrrreeeeee MMMMOOooooOooOoOoDeEeeEEEEE wawaawaaawaaaawaaaa

>>2776669
>>2776668
Just comes out with a megaphone so they can't cut his mic and says that.

>>2776544
>Bushiroad contacted me during my time away from WWE, and I decided to jump ship to New Japan Pro Wrestling leaving this sinking ship

>getting over in this shitty company makes me the greatest of all time
>becky lynch will face james ellsworth in a three stages of heck match

>>2776544
>Music Hits
>Daniel is holding the baby
>Daniel talks about being a dad and shit
>Based Big Buttocks Naomi comes out
>"Tonight I want to fight that little faggot baby with my title on the line!"
>main event
>Naomi puts Birdie over
>Birdie is the youngest woman's champion
>F A B U L O U S
>Based Skinny Bitch cashes in
>Birdie still wins

>>2776627

There are numerous ways, use google, it's not hard.

>>2776707
Did they really name their walking shit diaper Birdie...

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>>2776723
Yes. Its not the worst name ever

>>2776738
heard he died of eternal bleeding

>>2776738
Did he died?

>>2776738
If my name was Birdie I would want to die from eternal bleeding.

>>2776751
>>2776758
I don't know if he did or not

>>2776557
This.

>>2776544
>After what happened last Sunday, I must address the issue that occurred at Money in the Bank. Smackdown Live is known to be the land of opportunity, but let it be known, that is only for the disadvantaged like Women, minorities, midgets and fat asses. So to straight things straight, the following wrestlers will only be allowed to wrestle in handicap matches, AJ Styles, Randy Orton, Baron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler, Luke Harper, Breezango, and Mojo Rawley. The rest of the roster is now the protected class of the underprivileged and will be afforded the opportunities denied to them by the white male patriarchy.
>So tonight in this very ring, we will have a number one contenders match for the WWE world title. AJ Styles vs Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura with his negro violinist.

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>There are so many tarps in here I could use them to provide shelter for homeless people

>>2776580
Would mark out.

>>2776544
WWE is forcing me to do this, they have Brie and Birdy kidnapped and are making me see out the rest of my contract as a GM of the B show. Please save my wife and daughter they're being held in Titan To- *sniper from the rafters shoots him with tranquilizer, crowd chants THIS IS AWESOME*

YOU SEE CARMELLA

>>2776544
A lot of darkies in the crowd tonight

>>2776547
Shouldn't you be fisting your nephew?

>>2776627
r/wwestreams

>>2776764
>>2776751
Holy, fuck you E-Drones are literally autistic. Eternal means endless, and you obviously can't fucking bleed forever. You meant INTERNAL bleeding, fucking retards.

>BIG CASS? MORE LIKE BIG KEK

>>2776784
Isn't Fandango from Morocco?