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I TRULY JUST TRULY FEEL FUCKING CONDOLENCES TO ANYONE WHO UNIRONICALLY BOUGHT THIS TRITE PPV, I ALMOST WANT TO DONATE TO THE RED CROSS IN THEIR NAME, WHO IS WRITING THESE FUCKING SHOWS? I HOUGHT "LE SMACKDOWN WINS" BUT THAT DIAHERREA WAS NO DIFFERENT THAN RAW, MAIN EVENT, OR SAGURDAY NIGHT SLAM. STOP BEING INDOCTRINATED BY THE WWE PARADIGM, PREUBLICAN/DEMOCRAT RAW/SMACKDOWN SAME SHIT AND I WAS PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN
YOU HAD YOUR FIRST DIVAS MITB MATCH AND THEY INSULT THE INTREGRITY OF THE WOMENS DIVISION FOR WHAT? A FUCKING GAG, ARE WOMEN A JOKE TO THE WRITERS? I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEIR PORTLY SMUG PIGGISH FACES AND FUCKING PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE FOR HOW THEY TREATED THE WOMEN TONIGHT WHATS EVEN THE POINT OF ELLSWORTHLESS?
IM GLAD THE SLAVIC RUSSIAN CUNT LOST, BUT WHO CARES? JUST HAVE NOAMI KEEP SHUCKING AND JIVING, JUST LIKE EVERY BLACK SUPERSTAR "SHUCKING AND JIVING MASSA"
DONT FORGET VONCE GREW UP IN A MOSTLY WHITE TRAILER COMMINITY IN THE ASS PIT SOUTH BUT IM SURE THAT HAS NO INFLUENCE
WOW, BORING CORBIN WON! I CANT WAIT UNTIL CENA BURIES HIM AND HE LOOKS LIKE A GENERIC MONSTER COWARDLY HEEL WITH THE MIC SKILLS OF AN 11 BULLY WITH ASPERGERS ONLY FOR SUPERMAN TO MAKE HIM TAP OUT, BUT IM AURE THAT "CENA RUB" WILL ASCEND HIM, RIGHT?
FUCKING BULLSHIT SHOW 0/10
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>>2773836
>Every smark's reaction to this show
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>women's mitb
Ending was neat, based tight tummy Mella and Hog working the sjw marks. Overall felt too short and unsatisfying
>tag teams
Was a pretty good match, also unsatisfying
>Lana/Naomi
Was good enough, Lana looked good
>jinder/orton
Glad jinder won, effectively repeating the backlash spot was unsatisfactory though
>mitb
Pretty boring throughout. Ending was alright, a little underwhelming
>Overall
Unsatisfied/10
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Lmao smark is seething
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>Hype Bros vs. Colon Cancer
Hype Bros are based as fuck. [Not part of the main show though.
>Women's MitB
Fun. The finish was fucking genius, but the rest of the match was a little slow. [C-]
>New Day vs. Usos
Big E looked fantastic, holy shit. Also the match was pretty entertaining throughout. Another brilliant Heel Finish. [B+]
>Naomi vs. Lana
Carmella trolling Lana and Naomi was pretty fun. Lana looked great. Naomi medium-key looked weak as hell, though. [C-]
>BASED MAHARAJA vs. Bore-ton
What >>2773905 said, pretty much. [C+]
>Gay Cops vs. Literally Whos™
Glad Fabreeze wasn't fed to these jobbers. [C]
>MitB
This match was fucking fun as shit. The Nakamura/AJ Face off was pretty fucking neato and Everyone looked pretty damn strong, which is what's supposed to happen. Sami DESERVED the win a little more, but Corbin needed that extra boost to be the fantastic Heel he's already on track to becoming. [A-]
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>>2773836
Who "buys" PPVs anymore?
It was a perfectly acceptable show that justified my 9.99 this month.
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The people who needed to win won.
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Personally I think Ellsworth should have kept the case and won the match (face it, it wouldn't have been the stupidest thing you've seen in WWE). Then Lana win the women's title. This sets up Rusev to show up up and threaten him. "Cash that in on my wife and I'll turn you into a woman."
This leads to all sorts of shenanigans between Ellsworth and the women's division. Carmella demanding he give it to her. Someone (Natty?) trying to seduce him. Becky threatening to beat him up. He could auction it off in the end.
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>the state of smarks when all their washed up indie darlings lost
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>>2774076
Women's finish is best women's booking ever.
Hours later people are still pissed.
No one has ever cared about this much about a women's wrestling finish. Any other finish and it would have been just another meh women's match.
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