Money in the Bank: Pre Game Edition

>Gets married to a sloppy retard
>Starting to dress like a sloppy retard
You don't say

>>2769534
Insider here. CM Phil is the surprise sixth entrant in the Women's MITB match

Reminder that there is still time to participate in the predictions tonight.

>>2766056

Pls don't fucking tell me womyn's MITB is the main event....

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>no Sherri Martel

Fuck you Vince!!!

>push the womens MITB match
>will be worst match in decades

And people wonder why vince is cranky. His daughter and son in law are tanking this company

This is so fucking cringe.

>>2769558
Nah, it'll be the curtain jerker

Damn, Tamina and Carmella looking fine in those floating head shots.

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>>2769558
It better not.

>>2769560
>son in law

Trips has actually been pretty good for WWE senpai

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Art Garfunkel is there

>>2769577
LOL

The Women's MITB will be the first match and the winner will cash in tonight

>Jewboy again
SOMEONE CALL JOE

>>2769534
Renee is an alcoholic.. she's looking like a 50 year old woman... When her and Ambrose's career end, they are going to become junkies

I like Naomi's new hair color
But will it glow?

>>2769558
i doubt it mens mitb or wwe title

>all those empty seats

Hunter must be on the verge of suicide.

Why doesn't WWE give Snuka the Benoit treatment? He is a murderer after all

>>2769580
>hype up women's money in the bank
>the winner doesn't even hold the briefcase for a day before cashing in
>women's MITB is forgotten for an entire year

It's just stupid enough for creative to do it

>>2769593
Vince helped bury the body.

>>2769593
he was one of his big draws and spot monkeys in the 80s, Vince was the real reason he got off the murder in the first place.

YOU GOTTA PLAN

YOU GOTTA PLAN

YOU GOTTA PLAN

>>2769558
>>2769572
>>2769575
>>2769580
>>2769586

WWE title match will main event IF Orton wins, otherwise MITB will if Jinder retains.

Same routine every time

What's with all the shitty lq streams, anybody got some of that hq goodness?

Renée looks like farts. What's going on with her? Is she actually an alcoholic?

>>2769580
Wizard?

Renee just said it's the first match

Booker please come to SDL and banter with JBL

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>>2769604
THE SQUEEZE

THE SQUEEZE

THE SQUEEZE

>>2769607

The network is ten. fucking. dollars.

Even I can afford that.

Lana's debut match.. she's winning right?

>>2769583
>Renee is an alcoholic
proof?

Naomi has been a complete failure as a champion

>>2769615
no way

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>>2769580

Agreed.

Carmella's walking out with the strap.

>>2769615
Rusev returns tonight, causes distraction.

Lana wins.

>>2769615
She'll win but then Charlotte will cash in on her immediately after because lolwwefaces

Charlotte or Becky will cash that shit in tonight

Tamina is too old and fat

Natty is too old

Carmella gets no reaction whatsoever from the crowd

Botchamania hall of famer for sure

>>2769611
This

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>>2769619
you're joking right?

>>2769593
Snukawas one of they're biggest stars and got buried right after the whole tragedy. Benoit in 2007 was an afterthought on the roster so it was easier to erase him.

>what a dumb question

FUCKIN REKT

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>>2769622
>Carmella's walking out with the strap.

>@romanfan

based roman

>>2769619
she used to drink a lot on Total Divas, and thats one of the reasons she got kicked out from the show

these Gangsta USO's are way better than getting a pop for fans USO's

Lana will beat Botchomi and Becky will cash in on her tonight.

Screen cap this

>>2769619

She married Deanetty.

Case closed.

I want this Latina goddess to carry my children

>>2769614
nigga, what do I need the Network for when I only watch the PPVs and the weekly shows aren't posted on there? It's not about being able to afford it but about not spending money on bullshit

>headshrinkers
IS that racist when coconut bros say it?

>>2769641
also she's all slurring her words and shit by the middle of the ppvs. seems like she's not as bad since lita left but still obviously drinking throughout the show

>roman only has 2010 fans
BTFO

>>2769645
>Implying she'd even give your ugly, obese the time of the day.

Her hair looks so lank and greasy

Booker doesn't want THOSE tag team championships.

Why am I watching this? I haven't seen a PPV since WM.

Any bets that this women's MitB match will be as shitty as the "first ever women's Hell in a Cell match" and Bayley and Alexa's kendo shit match?

>>2769655
smack ppvs only ones worth watching

>sucka
How long until book slips up and say nigga?

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Where are the monkeys?

WWE Network keeps stalling and reloading and going into super low res, bleh.

if anybody cares..these are bleacher reports "spoilers"

>New Day
>Naomi
>Carmella
>Corbin
>Mahal

>>2769647
>nigga, what do I need the Network for

Saves you having to worry about:

>>2769607

plebs calling out renee and her looks while these other two shovel face wack ass hair having mofos next to her...

yall are children

Renee is the personification of a Plain Jane

>Transformers Movie Trailer
Stop

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>>2769661
>Corbin

>>2769660

Maybe you should move on from dial up

Renee looks drunk

>White Goddess vs Baboon

>>2769666
Satan please

>>2769667
this new one is the only one i'm looking forward to seeing after the 1st movie they made

renee is an alcoholic and drug addict with terrible hair, dresses like shit and has lisp fire that whore inmediately

>>2769661
>Carmella

i wanna cum in naomis ass pusy

>>2769677
they should prolly fire lana too then

who /dolph/ here

>>2769678
this is just from one site

>According to our source, the WWE higher ups are very high on Carmella and she will receive a Woman's Title program after Backlash with Naomi. We broke the story on our podcast, “The Dirty Sheets,” via our “DS Breaking News” Show, which you can listen to, below.

>>2769669
It's usually good, unusual it's fucking up for me right now. Last time I remember it being this shitty was during the first NXT Takeover.

Renee Young is definitely drunk.. Sam is feeling awkward

>>2769686
have you ever seen a drunk person? lol no bro

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>>2769682
Right here brother

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Lana for the win!!

>>2769662
I have time to watch a WWE PPV live for the first time in a while so I need a better stream, I usually torrent it and watch it in HD so going back to LQ is pretty bad but I suppose I won't get any links here

this argument is so shit

it's like saying i'd have a shot against brock lesnar because he doesn't have any film of me fighting mma

>>2769690
my dad is an alcoholic, so yes

>>2769692
Fucking earworm theme it's going to be in my head all day tomorrow.

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>>2769679
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

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>Booker's man-bun

Is this guy right outta the jungle or somethin'?

>>2769691
:D

>>2769698
stop watching man drama and get me another beer faggot

>>2769534
Lana's feet in that replay goddamn.

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>>2769703
:DDDDD

I hope Naomi gets btfo. I know it most likely won't happen, but it would be funny nonetheless

Also
>Lana can't fight in the MitB because she hasn't done anything special
>Tamina is a contestant even though she also hasn't done anything special

>>2769683
Who woulda thunk Enzo and Cass would end up being the Janetty to Carmella's HBK

IM BACK YOU NERDS!

>>2769698
this proves you know nothing... alcoholics dont drink to get drunk kid. They have such a high tolerance its very hard to get "drunk" like other people get "drunk".

go upstairs and talk to your dad about it.

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>>2769704

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>>2769699
That's going to be a problem?

>>2769705
Muh dick

who is worse in the ring, lana or dana?

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>Majestic and Affluent

Lana is a 2nd rate Kelly kelly

FACT

>>2769711
I'm 28 years old and I'm married.. my dad doesn't live with me anymore

POOOO

if we are stuck with Jinder as champ can't someone at least work with him on his mic skills? they were pure shit this past Tuesday

WHO JINDER HERE

>>2769718
>Smelly Smelly

>hometown in India

I love Jinder but please Vince, we aren't idiots.

>>2769713
I should play it on loop with Lana highlights and pictures while jerking off after the PPV?

Designated jobbing arena

Why the FUCK did they scale back Jinder's push so much. He's done practically nothing as champ.

Vince is such a pussy these days.

>>2769719
...dont make me laugh. Seriously go upstairs and ask your sloppy daddy how hard it is for him to get drunk, and how Renee is soooo wasted. You guys can finally bond.

>>2769727
We aren't idiots, but there a lot of them out there. Guy I knew:

>Edge and Christian are brothers
>Samoan Joe
>if two wrestlers have the same sounding last name, they are related

>>2769732
he's probably drunk at this moment in his house

>40% off tees tonight

Based, can finally get my 5XL Bayley shirt

>>2769724
i get it you have a disability...

>>2769731
Vince like'em strong

>>2769713
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>2769728
Yep. It'll be even better when she has the title wrapped around her waist.

I WANT TO DRUNK LANAS PISS AND EAT HER ASS AND FCKER HER TOES

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>Jinder not mentioning Randy's wife's kids

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Is he coming back tonight, lads?

remember when no one told undertaker that bob orton has hepatitis and he was bleeding all over him?

>>2769739
w o r k e d

>>2769731
>Give the title to a literal jobber
>He fucking sucks

Wow, who could have seen that coming

>>2769711
>alcoholic
>doesn't get drunk

kek

>>2769737
you aren't fooling anyone. i know your mommy and daddy are probably paying for your WWE account

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>>2769743

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>>2769742

>>2769749
>Build up tension for based Jinder's 5 star match
Mark, it's time to take your meds.

>>2769748
>hi im 12 and have a disability.... i like to use unnecessary s p a c e s b e t w e e n w o r d s.

kys

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>>2769746
Hope so. No Rusev, no watch.

>>2769751
hahaha alright then, think whatever you want... I don't blame you, this place is full of kids nowadays

>>2769753
Post feet

who's the jew?

>>2769721
You are just angry and jealous because he is different. Once the maharaja defeats Rrrandy Orton, you will all see that he is the best

based sam and booker shilling their podcasts

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>gets married
>turns into a hot mess

Renee really has gone downhill.

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So does anyone think that Jinder's win was a flash in a pan and that Orton will bury him?

>>2769759
Sammy Branmuffins

>>2769750
look another child who doesn't understand what being an alcoholic is... lul

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Whats the difference between a "belt" and a "title"?

Renee looks like fucking shit with those extensions.

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>watching pro wrestling

>>2769762
You're a fat retarded unemployable virgin

>>2769766
A belt is what is used to beat your kids and hold up pants.

Booker has a podcast?

Why is booker so pissed.

>>2769766
A belt is what your dad beats you with for being such a disappointment

>>2769757
Saying you are 28 and married but you still post on 4chan while watching teh wwe means you are basically a child anyways imo

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>>2769661

>Carmella
ffs

>>2769766
Belt is physical
Title is what is what people call you

>>2769775
because he's surrounded by retards

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>>2769752

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>>2769755
holy shit ya seethin so bad

Randy confirmed Booker's /guy/

>>2769758
This

WOO WOO WOO

What's the point of the nappy headed kike?

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>>2769772
>This guy gets it

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BROSKI IS BACK

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>>2769783

>>2769777
Well I've been in 4Chan for 10+ years..

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remove mojo

>>2769790
This is the Kaufman era. Expect more kikedom.

>>2769763
yes but he wins tonight and cena will bury him instead

Zack heel turn tonight? Or Tuesday?

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>>2769787

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>PLEASE Ryder heel turn

>>2769794
leave
no one will miss you

>>2769794
that's just... sad

PLEASE CLEAN SWEEP PLEASE

>>2769794
never forget the day they gave wwe the boot from /sp

They're back together boys!

>>2769770
How do you know me?

RYDER
Y
D
E
R

MOJO
O
J
O

Has Mojo done anything since WM?

>>2769801
I hope they save it for a title match. Doing it on a pre show would kinda suck.

I thought they gave THE COLONS different music, why are they using their Shining Stars theme?

ryder got to use his new theme for like 2 weeks before having to carry mojo

Pretty remarkable how long the Colons have been employed with the E.

Great workers, too!

U niggas aint hype bro

The future endeavoured bros

Is Ryder still the internet champ?

All champions retain, corbin and carmella get the luggage, and no cash ins tonight.

>>2769822
Yes

>>2769816
THEY AIN'T HYPE!

ding-dong diddly hype nigga

Crowd seems pretty bad even if it's just these jobbers.

>>2769823
>Cuckbins

Why? Everything about him screams jobber

>>2769825
WE STAY HYPED

>Mojo is actually Arabic
Today I learned something interesting

>>2769593
It was never confirmed that Snuka did it. In fact he was found innocent of the murder until recently. Then the judge decided he wasn't fit to stand trial.

I really hope you are just pretending to be retarded here. These can't be compared at all.

>>2769827
Hype bros entrance music got it's biggest pop literally ever

>>2769827
Are you deaf and dumb?
People are still coming into the arena and people are hype. Please leave Phil.

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>Mojo is the male version of Bayley's character

That was cool

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>commercials for the WWE network during a PPV on the WWE network
Literally why?

>>2769541
who was this about, dean?
>>2769823
i can see this

>>2769839
stfu meathead

>>2769836
Pop was mild. Silence ensued.

How long will I have to wait for the MITB (male)? Only thing I'm staying for

>>2769841
Youtube?

>>2769839
Mojo isn't scared to hit someone with a kendo stick.

>>2769841
Are you retarded?

>>2769811

He beat Jinder, then he lost to jinder.

>>2769845
Last match of the night nigga

>>2769683
What Backlash?

>>2769844
You're not hype, nimrod

>>2769831
>cashing in is a heel move
>no other heel/tweener participant needs it to get over
>he won the andre, so credentials?
>vince likes tall guys

just guessing though

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>>2769839
no. he's a Monster energy drink in human form

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>no more shining stars segments

>>2769850
Not Boreton and Jinder?

i dig focused mojo

>going to WWE commercials mid match during a PPV.

What the fuck is this? I've not watched a PPV in ages, so I'm assuming this is some Jewry they've introduced now.

>>2769845
Women's is the first match, so it'll probably be second-to-last.

>>2769839
>bayley
Goody two shoe dumb bitch

>MOJO
Hype ass nigga who shotguns brews lefts and right

>>2769813

It's a modified, more menacing version.

>>2769841
pre-show.. people are watching it on Youtube or Facebook

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>>2769862
>>2769841
Why are people this stupid. This isn't the PPV. It's the Kickoff show. Fucking christ.

>>2769864
Forgot to add gross for Bayley

This wasn't a bad match so far
Not good, not bad either

>>2769851
Backlash the PPV

>Cowboy Bob Orton his Jinder with his cast

Holy shit that was a cool as fuck counter by Zack

>>2769849
Oh that's right. He did lose to Jinder.

WOO WOO WOO

YOU KNOW IT

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Mojo is over af

fucking mojo

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>the Colons got a preshow match while the Ascension isn't even on the card

>Ryder holding his leg
Dude that better be a work.

Rough Ryder looks dangerous af

>mojo tagged out by hugging

Goddamn I love that finisher

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Here we go, 206 people. Bet it won't be long until I update it.

FUCK
eliminated by the preshow AGAIN

>>2769883
B-but muh Illuminati!

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>renee decided to leave the house looking like that

wtf what happened to reneefu?

>>2769883
Ascension is a shitty NXT meme. They were never good and have never given over a 2 star performance since debuting.

>Hype Bros win

So much for my predictions

Who is this nerd?

Kek Booker couldn't give a single shit about that match

>>2769890
Out already

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>>2769883
>Ascension isn't even on the card
They've been irrelevant since being called up. Sad really.

>>2769890
>Out already
JUST

STOP BULLYING RENEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who the fuck is this jew

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>>2769890
>eliminated in the pre-show

>Bryan
>Cena
SMACK GOING FOR THAT 3.0 RATING

My internet's being crappy so won't be able to live-stream, anyone got an Acestream where I can put in a 5minute buffer.

>>2769890
How do I get in on this?

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31 people eliminated, 175 remain.

>>2769890
hey man what is this

>>2769890
I was Monkey in the Bank (you typed it wrong?) - doesn't matter I'm out.

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>>2769890
>tfw expected ryder turn

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how do you go from THIS...

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>>2769890
>someone actually picked the colons

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>there were people doubting Broski

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>>2769907

>>2769915
>>2769917
Fuck off, retards

>>2769916
>31 people thought hype Bros weren't going to win

They deserve death

Isn't MITB the biggest PPV outside of the big 4? Why isn't it cross-promotional.

Anyone else thought Colons were getting a dirty win and ending the hype bros?

>>2769898
>>2769899
why has she been looking so ancient lately?

>>2769809
GIT HYPE
I
T

H
Y
P
E

Wait, the stipulation for the briefcase is "anytime anyplace"? What's stopping me from hitting Jinder with my car and then cashing in?

Aside from the same rationale that stops them from bringing shotguns to a no DQ match, I mean.

>>2769923
We expected them to do a storyline with Hype Bros splitting up, but in hindsight it'd be stupid to do it so soon. Build up to it.

>Money in the bahnk

>Sami jobs to everyone but pins Corbin without fail
>Corbin beats everyone else but keep losing to Sami of all people
I like this for some reason, it's hilarious

>>2769929
No idea. They're hell bent on the OG big 4 being the only cross brand ppv's for some reason

>>2769928
I fell for the Ryder heel turn meme pls no bully

>>2769918
My bad, let me fix that Mr Monkey.

any alternative to this shit site that is taima?

>>2769929
Because it's not the big 4?

>>2769913

Imagine the state of the WWE in about another 10-15 years time when the well of AE guys and Cena has dried up for comebacks. Who the fuck are they going to rely on. AT WRESTLEMANIA XIRTYSIX OUR SPECIAL HOST WILL BE.... FANDANGO

>Shitsgay Niggameme

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>yfw men's mitb entrances are longer than the female mitb match

>>2769934
there needs to be a ref present i'd guess

>>2769934
It's always been when the opponent has been in the ring I think, except for when someone set the match up in advance for a later time.

Dubs decide if Lana

>puts on a clinic
>is a letdown

If any reply gets trips Charlotte wins and cashes in on a man.

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>>2769930

I was expecting the Ryder HEEL turn and screwing over Mojo.

>>2769934
Well, a ref has to be around, I assume.

>>2769934
There isn't. It's pretty clear that's how it works when Edge pinned Cena.
A car crash can totally happen

>>2769943
It's Shitstain Nakameme

>>2769935
I expect the hype bros split will involve something that Mojo does that is TOO hype and cost the team a shot at the titles

>>2769938
Me too

>>2769948
Lana GOAT

>>2769948
Check them, chump change

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>>2769922
...TO THIS

>>2769948
Lana wardrobe malfunction, finishes the rest of the match topless.

Joey Mercury destroyed nose mentioned!

>>2769942
>Imagine the state of the WWE in about another 10-15 years

If they even have another 10-15 years...

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>>2769949
>Long Island Loudmouth Ryder will never return

>>2769916
Is there a scenario where no one will win? I'm too tired to go through it.

>>2769941
But it's got a unique gimmick that's the second most important match outside of RR. Seems stupid to deprive a brand of it.

>>2769945
>>2769950
Jokes on the champion, I carpool with Lil' Naitch.

>>2769947
>>2769951
I'm fairly fresh, I only caught Seth cashing in on Wrestlemania, I think.

reminder womens mitb winner tries to cash in but rusev blocks them and lana gets the distraction win

Barron Coremin

Literally CANNOT WAIT for this absolute botchfest coming up.

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>>2769929
>Why isn't it cross-promotional.

Vince didn't want to waste the shitty RAW show on an important PPV like MITB.

That's why they got Great Balls Of Fire.

>>2769957
still hit it

anyone else still cringe everytime someone says "WWE Universe" ? Just call them fans for fucks sake

>>2769955
BASED

>>2769935
DUMB ASS

new thread guys?

>>2769957
holy shit my DICK

>women up already

>multi-woman ladder match
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>2769968
This

>>2769929
>Ram
the last thing we need is baloretty with the case

>>2769937
I guess it's to further their importance.

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>>2769957

You got that backwards moron.

>Roman Reigns' Summerslam Announcement

>>2769934
why doesn't randy just shoot jinder with a gun when he's exiting his car and pin him down until the medics from the ambulance do a three-count?

>>2769970
I'm fine with them saying it on television. It's an element of the product.

In real life conversation, gtfo with that

Why is a fat fuck try hard like Kevin Owens pushed so hard?

>>2769984
It's gonna be Taker verse Reigns 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>2769965
No way they have the women's first cash in fail. No fucking way.

Who here cheering for the ravishing Russian tonight?? Go Lana!

>>2769957
>Not preferring thicc women
Low T confirmed

>>2769952
Mine is funnier

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>The stream I'm using is 3-5 minutes behind

>>2769987
cause he tries hard

>>2769970
They basically admitting that they don't have any fans anymore.

Who /UnauthorizedInterception/ here?

>>2769948
Triple integers

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>John Cena is a free agent
what did WWE mean by this?

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>>2769988
cant wait

>>2769998
He's showing up on Lucha Underground

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>>2770000

>>2769996
You better not anon

>>2769998
Gotta bump ratings somehow

>>2769926
They got the tag titles.

someone should keep count of how many times they say "opportunity". i swear they must say it every 2 minutes

>>2769998
+ 0.10 rating every now and then for either show

>>2770000
Underdoggy GET

>>2769998
WWE absolutely SHOOK as fuck so they need him on both shows to try and pop the ratings.

Is Alyssa Cole the best Renee porn lookalike?

>>2769998
"OMG, HOLY SHIT, RAW'S RATINGS ARE UTTERLY IN THE SHITTER AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE DRAW LEFT!!!"

>>2770000
Fuck I still can't watch.

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>>2770000
>>2770004

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>>2769998

>mfw he goes to Raw so Miz can continue his Total Bellas Bullshit angle

botchfest incoming

sticky?

FEMINISTS BTFO

CHARGOD

>Pee break first
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Dat pop for CharGOAT

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I thought the women's MITB match is first, why is Charlotte coming out?

>>2770001
We using this for the new thread lads?

>>2769916
dave meltzer eliiminated first and confirmed clueless, pottery

QUEEN BEEF

>womyn shit first
THANK YOU BASED SHANE

FUCKING CAMERAMAN MOVE

>>2770022
Can't botch when you're not allowed to do anything that might be considered impressive

what point are they at the moment? I want to see if I'm behind

BASED CHARLOTTE

Hopefully all the women other than Charlotte and Becky spend 90% of the match lying outside the ring.

>opening match
>the state of the revolution

TOP KEK