MARIA IS BACK

>>2768700
Nice

BIG BUTT MARIA

>>2768700
Nobody cares, the only thing that would save the WWE is Mike Bennett

>>2768700
god damnit

is that mike bennet?

Maria is old and has shity fake tits now and a super busted face

>>2768700
Useless if she can't use her sexuality which in todays wwe she won't be able to. So who gives a fuck?

Maria and Mike Bennet in WWE is the final nail in the coffin for Punk, no way him or AJ are going back when they are there

>Mike Bennett gets a free pass to the main roster

just great

>>2768734
Bennett is not even a poor man's Punk. Also CM Punk ranks above Rock, Stone Cold and John Cena in fame and power levels. Probably eye to eye with Brock Lesnar once he wins his second UFC fight. Take your medicines, or take a walk outside your basement delusional fat fuck

>>2768700
>Maria in a PG world
Who cares

>>2768729
>>2768758
Have you seen the ratings lately? They're bleeding viewers from the 18-49 demographic.

Maria striptease coming soon

>>2768757
Wow you are suck a fucking mark.

btw I agree Bennet is shit and Punk is by far the better wrestler.

My point my little babyraging friend was not that bennet would replace him or take his potential spot it is that the 2 of them have heat with each other.

Maria dated Punk and thats the issue with him and bennet, bennet has spoke out against punk several times.

geez imagine being this worked.

>Seething

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>>2768757
Dude there is no possible way that you can actually believe that The Rock isn't as popular as CM Pepsi. He made the most money of any actor in 2016. He literally has a global status as a top Hollywood actor.You are an autistic sperglord who has to live vicariously through CM Pepsi because you haven't left your house in over a decade. I think you are the one who needs to take a walk (if you are physically able) outside your basement, you delusional fat fuck.
>mfw you worked me into a shoot

>>2768700
MARIA BELIEVE ME I LIKE IT LOUD

GOOD BROTHERS ON SMACK WHEN?

She has got a fat ass and for that I'm thankful. I doubt they will use her in any sexual way though so her ass is useless. Literally and metaphorically

>>2768797
her gear is like alexas but the ass is fat

>>2768796
Nah, Vince is too petty to reunite G&A with BMAJ

>>2768700
So?..

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>>2768802
If she wears the same type of gear like in tna/njpw then we might have something

>>2768757
delusional or just trolling
>outside your basement, you delusional fat fuck.
I think you protest 2 much, Projecting

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>>2768723
>Nobody cares, the only thing that would save the WWE is Mike Bennett

CM Punk's name is Phil not Mike fag.

So a lot of talented wrestlers wasted on NXT and fucking Mike Bennet skips it?

It's Maria really that important?

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>>2768707
Inb4 Carter's newest catchphrase that shockingly won't get over either of "BBBM!"

>>2768833
Nobody cares about Punk now he is damaged beyond repair. He is a laughing stock, He backed himself and lost.

>>2768765
Nope

>>2768840
she instantly becomes top 2 women's promo and has a good ass

so /asp/ will lose their shit over her

>>2768866
>le Maria can talk meme

>>2768868
compared to everyone else on the main roster she can

>>2768868
>le
The "Le" in front of everything meme

>>2768700
She was godawful several years ago though. Doubt much changed.

>>2768700
She'll be added to the mitb and win

>>2768757
Hi Phil

>>2768871
No. Women lack the charisma to be good speakers

>>2768907
>title picture is two non-wrestler pieces of eye candy
The fucking state of Smackdown

Is hating cm punk just a contrarian meme here or is there a real reason to hate him? I wasn't watching raw when he was there.

>>2768907
That match will be a a complete clusterfuck
The only good thing will be based Elsworth

But, Lana made the women's wrestling watchable still, her finisher is shit in general but decent for a woman

>>2768907
Carmella will stink up that match like everything she's in.

>>2768972
*Becketty will. Carmella is based

t>>2768868
>le
When you try to ironically sound like a redditor but just come across as an actual redditor

>>2768959
CM phil is just a running joke. I don't dislike him, just a close friend of mine is a huge punk mark so I enjoy it

>>2768959
I'ts not about his talent it's that He has a bad attitude, very arrogant and has upset many fans.

thast why so many mocked his failed mma and tv career

>>2768980
Le seething

Mike Bennett is even more of a charisma vacuum than any of the other jabronis currently on the roster. 20 years ago he'd be the guy already in the ring without an entrance where the commentator would briefly mention his name before he got squashed in 30 seconds.

>>2768979
Who's becketty?

>>2768932
Isn't that what wwe always has with it's women? That's been super successful since 1998. Why would you ever change that?

>>2769027
The autistic potato

>>2769030
>divashit
>successful ever
Pick one

>>2769052
I don't think there are any autistic people in wwe. Are you an idiot? Do you even know what autism is?

>>2769030
I suppose throwing away potential merch money by burying the actual wrestlers is smart. Based Vince saving WWE

>>2769055
This. Use muh speech marks all you want, lots of people like the female wrestlers and some of them (Nikki, Paige, Bliss, Sasha) sell lots of merch. Nobody is going to shell out for the shirt of some useless eye candy.

>>2768700
mike bennet sucks why is he skipping nxt?

>>2769083
Maria

Marc Mero/Sable 2.0. Except Johnny B. Badd was actually talented.

>>2768765
Maria and kelly kelly doing exposés

>>2768700
Guaranteed mickie james pop when they debut. No one gave a fuck about them in ROH, NJPW, or tnaGay.

>>2769121
Has her wrasslin gotten any better?

>>2769123
No, and she should've fucked off with Karl Anderson and ditched Mike Bennett in Japan, at least Anderson has charisma.

>>2768700
she's not going to be allowed to show off her ass or anything. what's he gonna bring to the shows? dont know much about him but he's probably just be another nobody mixed in with all the others.

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>>2768757
>Punk ranks above Rock, Stone Cold and John Cena in fame and power levels.

>>2768872
How the hell is this still allowed?

>>2769021
Hi Phil

>>2768872
Dude... Get some help. Like professional help

>>2768700
BASED MIRACLE MIKE BENNNET

>>2768728
Her tits looked awesome in that leak.