When will WWE catch up with the times and start having matches

They retired the hardcore title belt because the constant hardcore matches was injuring wrestlers.

I hope the hotdog and 20oz soda they got paid with was worth it for that spot.

>>2766522
> $25, a hotdog, and a handshake
>hepatitis A through Z and a trip to the ER.
>your entertainment

>>2766522

Everyone just breathed in a lung full of cancer. Congrats.

>>2766522

Oh boy, I too would like to fill my lungs with mercury!

>>2766716
>>2766741
they use prop lighttubes, marks.

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when chris benoit returns this monday

>>2766752
I'd still mark the fuck out if he put somebody in the crossface. Benoit only made that move more over after he put his son in it

>>2766522
Only retards unironically enjoy this

>>2766751
>prop lights
literally what did you mean by this

Yeah, time for wwe to catch up to 2002

>>2766522
Ruining the business.

>>2766716
what about the shards of glass and their eyes

reminder that XPW is the worst wrestling company ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwFWVrajo8

Who would pay to watch this garbage?

Tod was so much better this year desu

>>2766522
When wrestlers are willing to kill themselves for $50 bucks a night.

>>2766522
by the times you mean the Hardcore Division from WWF in 1999 that soon grew stale as fuck and killed most of it's participants?

>>2767355
better than any wrestling you watch, desu.

>>2767355
is deanetty the only WWE star who did these hardcore bingohaul matches

>>2767604
i know ruby riot wrestled death matches in iwa-ms.

>>2767604
One of the referees for NXT used to be a deathmatch wrestler

>>2766751
>>2766852
Would it be that difficult to fill those with baby powder? I mean, it'd take a long time considering how many there are but it seems like y'ought to gimmick SOMETHING to make them less dangerous.

>>2766522
Jesus, how do you safely land this?

>>2767640
You don't.

>>2766522
Don't worry kid it's just a phase. You'll grow out of it.

>why did that guy back flip onto his head?
>why did that other guy ride him during the flip?

>Catch up with the times
>Those times are the 90s


Dont get me wrong though, i'd like to see it too.

>>2767388
>watch tod
>within 5 minutes both guys in the first match are bleeding
they dont waste any time

>>2766522
It's not 1998 anymore.

>>2768122
It's called a canadian destroyer, they did it like shit, Petey William did it very well, cause he created it

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>>2766522
And indy shitters call out the likes of RVD/Jeff hardy for being "spot monkeys" when they were in WWE

>>2766528
And now they're getting constantly injuried in normal, boring matches

Wooooow