Amy Dumas (Lita) says CM Punk was the biggest Jerk

You have to source these things you know.

>>2765532
In the off chance that is real and lita isn't lying this just makes me like him. Also this sounds a lot like those Seth Rollins stories.

>>2765532
BASED

>>2765533
>>2765536
This is an old ass meme you cock polishers.

>>2765536
>In the off chance that is real
The chance is 0% anon...

Greentext larping is out of control.

>>2765532
Do you have any more?

>>2765532
>OP trying is actually talking about Seth Rollins

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REVERSE MIZ

>>2765635
It is aMIZing that Miz is now respected and CM Phil is a reality show shmuck

>>2765532
Anon, it's no fun when the made up shit is extremely plausible

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>Whenever I ate meat, we never got intimate and he used to make me sleep on the couch. What hurts the most was he used to periodically shout from the bedroom that "I am an animal murderer" "I took an innocent life" "I am tainted"
this is fake but sounds like something Phil would do

I saw CM Punk at a grocery store in Chicago yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>2765635
>>2765639
The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/

Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f

Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era and that he would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

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>>2765635
Based King of Soft WWE Style.

>>2765532
the thing is, phil is so insane that I can't tell if these are fake or not

>>2765532
Top kek

>>2765532
You were going well until Eve Torres.

My opinion of him rose as I read through each story.

>He made the cashier scan each individual Milky Way to prevent "electrical infetterence"

>>2765659
>Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

God dammit, Austin. Not you too.

>>2765659
>Hall of Famer when

>>2765659
Never stop sempaichi

>>2765532
Almost sounds legit. What's the source?

>>2765665
holy fucking based

>>2765532
Bitch deserved it.

>>2765532
WTF I like CM Kek now

>>2766026
Lita's mouth

People still get worked by take autistic behaviour of celebrities? Thought that stopped completely with roonposting

>>2765659
Based 'Rainmaker' Mike Mizanin

>He used to criticize my moonsault calling it a flipping botch

kek

>>2765532
Now I can't stop thinking about how he might abuse AJ like that.

>>2765532
>>He hates meat. I used to respect his decision. However, he would never allow a 50/50 pizza. He would never pay for my separate meat order. And he used to make me sit in another room and eat. Whenever I ate meat, we never got intimate and he used to make me sleep on the couch. What hurts the most was he used to periodically shout from the bedroom that "I am an animal murderer" "I took an innocent life" "I am tainted"

Didn't he only turn Vegan in his last year or so at WWE?

Did he really say Trish looked like Pinocchio?

>>2768187
the dumb fuck's immune system would've fought off that staph infection that made him quit if he had been eating meat

>guy buys popcorn
>girl tries to steal popcorn
>guy defends his popcorn
>somehow the guy is the jerk

>>2768358
Wow, you've really never been in a relationship, have you?

Amy Dumas? More like Amy Dumbass

>>2765532
LIVIN IN YA HEAD RENT FREE

>>2768996
>Amy Dumas? More like Amy Dumbass
Fuck man, that was a good one

>>2765532
>When I used to reach into the box he would slap my hand and say "no you need to watch your weight"

Punk trying to neg Lita.

>He would cry for hours if you accidentally left a wet towel on his bed. He would force me to use my blow dryer on the bed and this one time we were on the road and I didn't carry a hair dryer to our hotel room. He made me sit on the wet patch until it dried.
>He hates meat. I used to respect his decision. However, he would never allow a 50/50 pizza. He would never pay for my separate meat order. And he used to make me sit in another room and eat. Whenever I ate meat, we never got intimate and he used to make me sleep on the couch. What hurts the most was he used to periodically shout from the bedroom that "I am an animal murderer" "I took an innocent life" "I am tainted"
>He had a weird compulsion that Ice Cream had to be leveled perfectly. If there was a little bit of a defect in the chocolate coating, he would return it after taking a huge lick just to spite the staff.

Why would you ever stay with a person like this? I can't get a girl to go out with me, but a guy like Punk can act like an obnoxious faggot and still fuck more bitches than anybody in wrestling. Sad.

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>>2765532
Did he always want his ice cream with TWO SCOOPS???????

>>2765544
Dual dubs of truth, I suppose

Why is /asp/ a magnet for this glorified roleplay shit?

I wonder how many times lita got called amy dumbass when she was a kid

>>2765532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sAWt_LtiS0
Dude went into the audience and the first thing he did was swatted away adoring fans.

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based.

>Lita was the biggest jerk. She cucked a guy that really loved her, then humiliated him on live television along with said boyfriend who used to be one of Matt's friends, she fucked his brother too because she has no boundaries, talked shit about him for years after the fact, then dated the town bicycle and complained that he didn't like her throwing wet smelly towels that smell like a crusty slut all over the clean sheets

I don't give a damn what Lita says, she is the perfect example of what happens when you introduce the wrong girlfriend to people

>>2765532
>When I used to reach into the box he would slap my hand and say "no you need to watch your weight"

Based Phil putting women on their place.