Is she the biggest joke in the history of this board?

definitely. as well as nxmeme

>>2764915
>>2764919

fuming

>>2764915
2nd biggest to you.

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>>2764921
>>2764922
>being this mad on the internet

>>2764915
Yes

>>2764915
I want to - NEED to - LITERALLY cum on her face. NOW.

>>2764994
cringe

>>2764998
Jerking off, I don't care

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>>2764994
>>2765006
found you

>>2765015
Kek that dude is a fat virgin smark

I'm not fat, I fuck women regularly (paying if necessary) and I'm a Braun mark

>>2765019
>protesting this much

post jaw then

>>2764915
Nah I think undercarder was the best meme on this board. Asuka spammer is just a no life

>>2765019
>>2765029
>nobody ever backs up their claims on /asp/

lol fat fuck weebs

>>2765072
this

>>2765072
both of those are Carter memes retard

>>2764915
Nah but her weeb whiteknights easily are

>>2765089
Her whiteknights are just one guy spamming

>>2765091
you just described 80% of /asp/ posts

>>2765091

worked

>>2765091
>it's, it's just one man!
I'm on the Empress Internet Defense Force and there's definitely a lot of us doing it because it's 24/7, always somebody ready to step up.

>>2764915
She's the biggest choke in the history of my chicken.

>>2765267
>Empress Internet Defense Force
Cool falseflag

This is the monkey spammer trying to make Asuka fans look bad

>>2765272
>it's just one guy spamming monkeys, and then defending Asuka
autism

>>2765268
And you're the second cringiest tripfag on 4chan.

>>2765277
Stop making Asuka fans look like autists

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>>2765272
>>2765294
nobody has to false flag to make weeb Flabsuka fans like you look bad

>>2765296
kek at those chibi figurines under the monitor. The webcam makes it creepier

>>2764915
No deancuck is

>>2765087
You mean bretGOAT memes newfag

>>2765308
Who

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>>2765308
>>2765310
bretcuck is the asuka whiteknight?

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weebs defend this

>>2765338
Bretcuck started the asuka monkeyposting back on /sp/

>>2765383
based BretGOAT

no wonder this newfaggot whiteknight weeb gets so trolled by the monkey pics...he is pure summer

Look at this board

Clearly life has already played the cruelest joke on them.

>>2764915
obviously you dont know deanchad

>>2764915
yes

>>2764915
Tied for best worker in the company with the following:
>http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497129221632.webm

>>2764915
>Generally ugly face
>Uglier when she makes facial expressions (which is rare btw)
>can't wrestle
>can't cut an entertaining promo for lack of knowledge of the English language
>hired by HHH

is asuka based or HHH a weird cuck?

>>2765941
She's HHH's sex doll

cm phil in ufc was worse

>>2764915
yes

>>2764915
What the FUCK is up with that black line on her face?

She's looks like a fucking retard

>>2765941

>Best female worker on the roster
>Better than most men

>Can't work

Yeah, troll harder

>>2767340
She isn't even the best in the wimmins division

>>2767367

Name one who's even close to her league

>>2767370
Charlotte

>>2767340
>muh workrate
So what? Charlotte, Sasha and Bayley's matches will be remembered for years to come and inspire future generations of women while Asuka will be utterly forgotten. She's been champion for over a year and it's been boring as shit.

Being a good worker is worthless when you have no charisma, mic skills or memorable matches

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>>2764915
>ctrl+f Phil
>zero results
Seriously?

>>2767408
Who??

>>2767408
Nice trip faggot

>>2767408
Did you even try dipshit
>>2765979

>>2767373

Lol not even close. Charles is a botch machine and just coasts on her athleticism. She has terrible pacing and her match structure is formulaic as fuck

>itt WWE babies don't know the real Kana

>>2767408
filtered

>>2764915
She's so ugly

>>2767581
this

>>2767373
CharGOD

>>2764915
Imagine seeing that face first thing in the morning. *shivers*

>>2767685
this

>>2764915
Unironically yes

>>2765935
Comparing her to AJ is an insult to his talent

>>2767453
All applies twice as much to Asuka

>>2768259
>hurr i trolled em, ma!

>>2768410
>being this mad on the internet

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>2768497
huh?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13216458/r

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>>2768497
>>2768535

USGSUKA BTFO

>>2768535
last night when casuals were doing the voting asuka being cute won a landslide

then asuka monkey spammer took over and rigged it to make her look bad

>>2764915
Phil and SETH are the biggest memes here.

>>2768542
she won not being ugly because the person that made the poll spent spammed his votes before he posted it

when normal people got a chance to vote gooka got BTFO

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>>2768497
>>2768542
>>2768535

>an asian not being ugly on a board infested by NJPW weebs is an accomplishment
>she still failed at that

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>>2768535
>REEEE'd about asukafags IP resetting and rigging the poll when he got BTFO
>Does exactly that after the thread dies

hahaha holy shit what a lonely retard

>>2768624
so anybody that gives a fuck like you is a lonely retard?

>>2764915
yes