HE'S BACK

AND BETTER THAN EVER

Holy shit. How come I've never heard of this [redacted]'s doppleganger?

wait what?

Are they gonna let him dive off the ladder?

Theres no way they'd put him on TV right? Right???

What an unfortunate face to have

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He constantly shows up whenever they're in Canada, they always let him hang out with the wrestlers backstage, probably out of pity because of what his dad did.

>>2764203
He's probably in Vince's good graces for the rest of his life out of guilt.

>>2764170
Holy fuck he looks exactly like his dad.

Chris Benoit coming back to life angle when?

>survivor series
>team smack vs team raw
>dillinger is knocked out by Club
>we've been saving this replacement for years
>theme hits: https://youtu.be/O1_TJm9QPX0
>crowd pops
>David Benoit comes out
>grabs mic
>"I'm gonna finish what my father started"
>wins being sole survivor

He looks uncomfortably similar to Chris.

>>2764170
>JUST

lol the event is 10 minutes away from me. I never seen this guy in public but always see him on social media when they're in town.

>>2764203
Kek, Benoit's son is taller than Y2Midget.

>>2764203
The funniest thing is that YSJ literally acts like a father to him now

>>2764170
The face that suffocates the place

>>2764294
Good on Y2J 2bh. Plus his mindset about Benoit being possessed and what not is probably best for the kids mental state.

is he a talent?

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>>2764294
He goes out of his way to take care of his son, probably because Benoit was one of his best friends and he worked for the same company that contributed to his death.

>>2764294
That's not funny, that's fucking based of Y2GOAT.

He's probably known Jericho and other wrestlers all of his life. He lost all his dad and his family through no fault of his own, would be fucking harsh to cut him out of the rasslin community.

>>2764170
this kid would draw dimes... imagine on the news ''Chris Benoit son signs with WWE''

I have never seen a photo of David Benoit where he didnt look pilled off his face.

>>2764170
Does this guy have any wrestling training or experience at all?

>>2764338
He does.

Current WWE would never hire him though.

>>2764294
Yeah know Im an edge lord and even I think thats a really cool thing to do

>>2764338
God no lol don't do that to the kid

>>2764170
>mfw he debuts at the Royal Rumble using Chris' theme

>>2764414
I think my heart would actually stop if I heard Chris Benoit's theme hit while watching wrestling

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>>2764310
>yfw his gimmick is "The Boy Who Lived"

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>>2764498

>>2764170
Goddamn I literally thought that Benoit for a second who's been living underground or something.

>>2764203
thats nice of wwe

>>2764170
Dude looks like Finn on hard drugs

>>2764170
There's no holding me back
I'm not driven by fear
I'm just driven by anger

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They took a picture together, that means they fucked.

>>2764294
Based Jericho prevented David hart smith from exploiting David benoit

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>>2764586
Ew, I hope not. Natty is ugly as fuck.
His father had good taste on the bitches he would choke to death.

>>2764586
What, are you implying they didnt you commie?

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>>2764203
>Y2J will never want to act like he's your dad

>>2764593
It was Smith Hart who tried to use him, he advertised a tag team match involving Chavo Guerrero and David. He told Chavo that David had wrestling experience, which wasn't true, but he also told Jericho that David wasn't going to wrestle and that he was only doing an angle, which wasn't true either. Once Jericho found out he got pissed and made him cancel the match.

>>2764170
Fake? I thought his dad killed him? Wtf

>>2764608
he killed a different one

NXT debut when? Will he use the Benoit last name? Or just The Rabid Wolverine

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>>2764608
You just know

>>2764586
you think the girls who fucked David ever asked him about Chris and his family?

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>>2764170
This picture is quite disturbing

>>2764608
worked

>>2764614
hope he would debut and keep the name then carry on his dads traditions of calling everyone a cunt backstage

>>2764599
Natty's face weirds me out. I can almost feel the botox when I look at it close up. Her body is 10/10 though.

>>2764608
He kill the youngest one. David is the eldest.
>>2764673
Would they still let them use the crippler?

If he does debut the fat smarks in the crowd better not fucking ruin it for him. I can literally just imagine the obese numales in full sail chanting shit at him.

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>>2764498

>>2764170
Do you think he'll use his dad's theme music when he debuts?

>>2764679
>nxt
>heckling
What? Pff if anything theyll clap and say he deserves it. it'll be the edgy tripfags on here who would give him a hard time

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I was there tonight. He look rather sad after everyone has pretty well left and stood in the ring.

>>2764170
Anyone checked on the dogs?

>>2764170
holy fuck that guy is a combination of benoit and a friend of mine. it's freaky.

He should hire him instantly, make him the next benoit

>>2764203
> Pity
Because no one was friends with Benoit and his family before?

that's fucked up

you guys are fucked up

>>2764863
>>2764851
Based God BTFOing manlets

>>2764308
His sister is still alive I think, Megan

>>2764629

I think they're more concerned with making sure he doesn't smother them with a pillow.

How the fuck does he look exactly the same

Name one guy who looks like his fucking dad no less exactly same

>>2764904
you sound like a cuck baby

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>>2764904
Ice Cube

>>2764851
Damn, that's sad

>>2764904
bam margera looks exactly like phil now

>>2764863
So Saturn was the Jannetty?

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>>2764986
ho-lee shit

>>2765003
EARTHROCKER

>>2765003
Lance that boil already

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>>2765003
Damn thats fucking sad. Dunn's death probably led him to this path

Needs a world title run imo. He's going to be THE GUY

>>2765023
He is just old

>>2764203
>that look of pain in Chris' eyes

DUDUDUDU DU DUDUDU DU DU

Sad!

Many such cases

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>>2764863
fuck

>>2764904
Ziggy Marley, I believe.

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>jericho's face

>>2764294
Nigga, he knows that crazy gene is in him. He's being nice to keep from getting killed if he ever snaps

>>2764629
Only if they want to get choked out

There is zero chance he is ever on WWE TV.

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>mfw the real Chris Benoit is trapped inside the black lodge and it was actually a possessed doppelganger that killed his family and destroyed his reputation

>>2764170
Christ. Can't look at this dudes face without thinking it's his dad. Must be hell for him to be on social media.

>>2765297
fuck social media imagine him proposing to a girl who is scared because the same incident might happen. nigga can never get married and continue the benoit clan

>>2764851
>Hopefully there will be another picture of the two of us in my next book.
What did he mean by this?

>>2765003
MINDBLOWN

>>2765336
He doesn't want him to die

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>>2764170
>Benoit kay fabe kills his own son and himself

>His son comes back under his father name so he can retire in piece

Truly kino Vince.

>>2764170
So why didn't Chris kill him too?

>>2765827
Him and his sister were living with their mom (Benoit's first wife) The one that got killed was Benoit's son with Nancy

>>2765834
Thanks, I didn't really know how many kids he had and the other wife, etc.

Holy fuck I hope he makes it

From >leddit

>I honestly believe he could still be a success, as a face, without a mask or anything like that. Yes he looks like his dad, no he probably wont be able to use the Benoit name... But if anyone has a story that could get them over as a face I think its him. I think a lot of people would instantly hope he can do well for himself.


He actually might get over as a face better than most guys on the current roster just based on his name alone.

Jesus christ he is identical to Chris

>those dark, sunken eyes

death

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His twitter account features retweets of anniverary tweets marking Chris Benoit's main event matches.

Imagine having a dad who murdered his second family but still being proud of what he did.

he would never be in wwe

>>2765848
Maybe on Japan

Never on WWE or USA even

>>2765873
He actually believes his father deserves a HOF place.

So there is that

>Brock lesnar runs through Roman at wrestlemania.
>Says he's done next night on raw
>Benoits music hits and this kid comes out and stands toe to toe with Brock

>>2764185
I see what you did there with the [redacted] , it's a jab at WWE's attempt to void any memory of or relation with benoit right?

Take my upvote, sir

>>2765336
ya wtf, he is implying Dean is going to die soon? I mean Jericho must in some ways feel cursed.

>>2765950
>Brock lesnar runs through Roman at wrestlemania

this premise is already wrong

>>2765969
the whole point is it would be absurd lmao. Do you really think im predicting David Benoit or whatever the fuck his name is is going to challenge Brock?

He should go over Brock in his debut tho

>>2764863
>One was a drughead
>The other was a psychopath murderer

Who gives a shit about these sinners? They're burning in God's hell right at this moment.

>>2764203
>that face
Please, please, please - get him on the juice, and get him on a journey through Japan to gain experience, so he may bring some uncorrupted legacy to his name.
He can become a legend on the fact that he looks like his father alone.

>>2764170

The man who sold the world.

>>2766126
I am Big Benoit, and you are too.

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>>2766128

>>2766128

Now do you remember who you are, what you were meant to do? I cheated death thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too. You've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Benoit, and you are too. No, he's the two of us together. Where we are today, we built it. This story, this 'legend', it's ours. We can change the world, and with it, the future. I am you and you are me. Carry that with you wherever you go. Thank you, my friend. From here on out, you're Big Benoit

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>>2764170
Fucking hell it's like looking at a ghost. Same with Hector Guerrero.

>>2764904
Scott Eastwood looks a lot like his father Clint.

>>2765873
Jesus fuck that headbutt

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>>2766001
HALLELUJAH!

>>2765304
>marriage in 2017

>>2764586
yeah but who hasn't fucked nattie

>>2764180
EROCK ARMY, NIGGA!

>>2765873
Jesus that gif. Literally why.

>>2765203
Kevin Sullivan got away with the biggest crime of the millennia. He can't keep getting away with this.

>>2765873
Why the fuck did he do that move?

So unnecessary. This is fake fighting bro. Didn't he get the memo?

Unfortunately he'll never make it in WWE because of how much he looks like his dad. If he's decent he'll wind up in Japan someday.

>>2767274
In the 90s we didn't understand the effects of head trauma in the way that we do now.

>>2767240
Because Benoit was mentally ill and didn't see the problem with hitting his head a billion times

>>2767320
Wrong. Numerous times on national television during the mid-90's, Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff talked about the dangers of head injuries.

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Round two

>>2764263
>I'm gonna finish what my father started
>contorts himself up and snaps his own neck and chokes to death on the stage

Its weird how he retweets all that stuff about his dad and those pictures of his face spliced with his fathers.


Maybe he believes the stuff about how his brain was completely fucked and wasnt responsible for his actions.

He seems pretty normal though

>>2767352
Literally the worst finisher of all time. There are finishers that look weak, but NO OTHER finisher hurts the guy more than the actual opponent.

>>2767379
he can't come to terms with the fact that his father was an insane psychopath that killed two people and himself in a rage

>>2765873
Lol that gif is pure gold.

>>2764170
I literally thought this was benoit's dead son somehow posting from the grave lmao

>>2767457
The resemblance is uncanny

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Chris and Rey Myterio backstage in WCW.

>>2767575
HOLY SHIT

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BASED David is going to bang Miss Calgary.

>>2765875
Shut up

>>2767320
1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry8Aaggfs_8

>>2767352
Such a stupid move

>>2765873
>you can see the exact moment he fucks his brain forever
Neat.

>>2767596
is that why his eye is fucked

>>2764170
Spooky

>>2767613
his googly eye happened way later, I remember watching a shoot where Shawn said it happened in a PPV match against Kane

>>2767613
No, HBK got his lazy eye after a bad bump at Unforgiven 2004.

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>>2764203
>>2764307
>>2764863
>>2765147
I came to this thread for shitposting, not feels.

>>2767766
Same

>>2767344
This

>>2764170
>becomes a wrestler
>comes out to his dad's theme
>goes full roid
>ends up killing his wife and kid

be honest, would you mark out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njb_rjV9NYI

>>2764999
that's dean malenko, but yes to both.

>is it? Could it be?
>Yes Maggle, it's the son of the legendaryStevie Richards

>>2767582
Kek

>>2764904
Literally me.

>>2767320
Are you kidding me? People have known it's a bad idea to get hit in the head for ages. It's been common knowledge in the boxing world since the 1930s. The first medical research on it was done in the 20s, and you don't research something like that without pre-existing concerns about the danger of taking shots to the head.

Ask yourself this: if we didn't know a chair to the head was bad, why was it a spot in wrestling? Why did those 90s fans go way crazier for a shot to the head than a chairshot anywhere else? Because everyone knew it was a big deal.

Hell, you had the guys on commentary saying shit like "that one scrambled his brains!" or "He ain't even gonna remember his family after that one!"

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>>2767320
LMAO

We've been alive as humans for however long and it wasn't until the mid 90's we didn't understand it was bad to get in the head.

so did he have a good hiding spot when the shit went down?

>>2768983

the enclosed area

>>2764170
Didnt Benoit kill his son?

>>2769058
Younger son. This was his other son.

>>2769061
Too bad he didn't kill him too

>>2769058

Yeah but he sells like a pro.

>>2769065
edgy...

Go cry about not having a dad somewhere else.

>>2768983
Yes

>>2764904
Look up what Eddie Guerrero's Father looked while comentatting for TNA

>>2769274
his brother, retard