Where are all the real men?
>>2763658
Where are all the meathead douchebags? They're gone because no one wants to watch them.
Get with the times old man.
>>2763658
>we can't have different types of people to vary things up
>everyone has to be the same
>>2763658
I hate Daniel Bryan with every fiber of my being.
>>2763658
he is a real man i want a man like him or finn
>>2763662
exactly i want a good guy not a douche
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
>>2763658
>fat NEET bitching that someone else isn't a real man
Lmao. He could kick your ass too
You'll have to apologize when Brian benoits the whole Bella clan, including Cena and Laurinaitis.
>>2763688
>kick
that's all he knows how to do. kick
and they're not even good kicks, they're sissy kicks
>>2763684
http://crossfade.io/#!/iquwnbkw6j
Perfect sync
>>2763658
Bryan
>Retired with a permanent cushy job from WWE because of his head injury
>Married and knocked up the better of the Bella twins
>Millionaire
>Father to a healthy daughter and probably a son in a few years
"Real Men"
>Burned bridges with WWE after they left
>Most have brain injuries or are disabled in some way
>Impotent from the drugs/alcohol
>Or divorced and alone because they never married hot bitches while they were popular and got stuck in loveless marriages to women they didn't find attractive
>Scraping by on the indies or "retired" because they can't draw a dime anymore because they've become nobodies.
Makes you think.....
>>2763658
Why did this hippy name his only daughter: "Birdie Joe" It's like you want her to be bullied.
>>2763658
>>2764217
Based Bryan Danielson miling the WWE for $$$
>>2763658
He left with Paige.
>>2764217
Wow quite a few stretches there, no?
-predicting the sex of a future child
-assuming Dbry also won't get divorced in a few years
-assuming Dbry also won't be suffering from prolonged brain trauma or complications from prior trauma
-assuming his WWE job is permanent, do you not know the business?
And finally, it took them over a year of fucking for baby making purposes to conceive a single child. You sure he wasn't cucked?
>>2763658
Growing out the hair I see, probably wants to look how he did in his GOAT phase before he gets back in the ring.
Why is he holding a baby's head?
>>2764274
He's holding a baby?! I thought it was a coconut.
>>2763658
He's tough as hell, faggot.
>>2763658
All died out from drug overdoses, alcohol poisoning, or severe brain damage.
>>2763658
Ask Silas Young since that's his gimmick
>>2763658
Based hippie manlet faggot Bryan saving the planet by turning baby heads into renewable energy
>>2763658
Wrestling should NOT be about good man, it's about beating the shit out of the other man, they should hire ruthless people.
>>2763658
I legit thought he was doing some weird form of vegan breast feeding.
>>2763658
nu-male cucks are not only the fans they are the wrestlers
>>2763658
While I hate liberals and nu-males, Daniel Bryan is tough so I can excuse him being a vegan hippie. He's also from the softest part of the country.
Daniel Bryan's head trauma qualifies him as a real man
>>2764237
You skipped the second part of his post.
>>2764274
Secret Muslim rumbled
>>2765904
Isn't he a vegan for medical reasons?
>>2763658
>Dbry won't reveal her daughter's face
Does he really know?
>>2763658
>aspies defending this pic
This place is officially reddit tier
>>2766793
we have some reddit or /wooo/ rapefugees for some reason
>>2764862
It's intentional. WWE thinks they're clever.
>>2763662
>they're gone because no-one wants to watch them
>lowest ratings ever
really makes you think
>>2763658
Can't wait for dbrys unvaxxed kid to get whooping cough
>>2763658
all of them are in New Japan.
Tanahashi
Naito
Okada
Ishii
Evil
Trent?
CJ Parker
Tama Tonga
Bad Luck Fale
Adam Page
etc...
list goes on and on
all i can think of wwe is lesnar and beeg
>>2763658
The men all went into mma. So we got left with all the flippyshit wannabe circus performers
Renee can hardly contain her loins at the sight of BIG POPPA POO
>>2763662
Have you seen any action movies or MMA lately? Batista is now a big draw in Hollywood and Rock has been for over a decade and a half.
>>2766883
Is she really not vaccinated? If so, DBry needs to kill himself.
>>2763662
Douches are draws. Wrestling fans are converting to other forms of sports and entertainment, but would happily come back if real men came back.
>>2763658
Daniel Bryan chased down and caught a guy who broke into his house bare handed. It doesn't get more manly than that.
>>2763658
this