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I've seen some threads in the past where people did OC over wrestlers themes, usually replacing words with NO DIMES and whatnot. Lets try to be more original and create some great content. This is to the tune of "BOYS IN THE HOOD" by NWA however I prefer and wrote this to the Dynamite Hack version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA
pt 1
Woke up alone at about noon
Just thought that I had to get out of moms basement soon
I gotta hit /asp/ and spam some sameposts
Before Meltzer starts bitchin' about my shows
Went to a RAM show and damn near went blind
Young smarks in the front row with NJPW signs
I asked what that was then yelled out WHAT
With my IM A HUGGER SHIRT holdin in my gut
I spent all my cash on this ticket and Reigns swag
I'm a Big Dog fan you dweebs best baleedat
I got back on /asp/ and blatantly lied
Only took a pic of the non curtained off side
Then I told them WWE is ok
Just blame the shit ratings on the NBA
It was another boring rematch at the start of the card
Then I saw Bay Leno and my dick got hard
Cuz im postin on /asp/ wit my smartphone
Trollin the nerds and working the drones
I went to the shitter cuz it was 205
Flippy shit midgets never drew a dime
My phone started ringin who can it be?
It's my mom screamin HAVE SEX YOU JANETTY
She calls me a cuck and starts to tell me
"It's all about winning that I.W.G.P."
'Cause the boys in Nippon are always hard
Come talkin' that trash and they'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be strong style
Don't blame Vinny Mac he's just senile
Bored with RAM so I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my e-drones chill
The marks in here all know my shit
I hit the VPN and use multiple trips
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pt2
Called me a Carter and they start seething
From all the (you)s my dick starts leaking
I wish I had a girl to cook for me
Id tie her down and we would watch the E
Im not a cuck, I would make her some tendies
Then the bitch said something to make me seethe
She said the Based Big Dog was overpushed
So I refused to smash the puss
She called me a faggot, wouldn't you know
I bitched about it on /asp/ and drove her home
Then her father came out and started to shout
WWE IS DEAD FAGGOT GET YOUR MARK ASS OUT
'Cause the boyz in Nippon are always hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be strong style
Don't blame Vinny Mac he's just senile
Romans winnin' but its alright
Romans gonna win, don't ask why, don't ask whyyyyy..........
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You can smell the leddit from here
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>>2760935
Id do one but im lazy.
Good efford tho
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>>2760938
>I wish I had a girl to cook for me
>Id tie her down and we would watch the E
>Im not a cuck, I would make her some tendies
>Then the bitch said something to make me seethe
>She said the Based Big Dog was overpushed
>So I refused to smash the puss
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS
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>>2760935
Why not do /asp/ sings a wrestler theme?
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>>2761362
Because I do not want to actually hear or see any of you neckbearded social outcasts.
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>>2760935
>Lets try to be more original and create some great content.
>infringes on an already infringed gimmick
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>>2761402
If the bar is so low why don't you try to raise it?
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>>2761410
why don't you?
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>>2761414
I already did, im the OP. The burden of proof is on you friendo. Write something better or keep bitching, I think we know what you will do.
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>>2761423
based OP deserves a (You) and a bump
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>>2760935
Good stuff. I look forward to your next work.
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Bump for bars
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