We imagine our WWE entrance

So... Headbangers with pyro?

Cringe

how many times do you fall down or walk into the ring with your eyes closed on average per entrance?

>>2760077
Cringe

>>2760085
It's a straight shot to the ring. I'll also practice a lot to get the timing right

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>>2760077
>intimidated

>>2760077
cringe post of the year

some say cringe, but this shit gave me a good chuckle, nice OP

>>2760101
it's a different distance in every arena

>i act like a weeaboo sperglord
>my opponent stands outside the ring looking intimidated

>>2760132
What I love about the internet is douchebags like you pretend to be tough until you see someone crazy like me. Then you are in your corner. Intimidated.

>gimmick is being an electrician
>someone needs a new opponent quickly as they wait in the ring
>in the back doing work
>"you, hey you! look we need a new opponent and you'll work. you know how to wrestle right?"
>basic jobber with some slight talent and some impressive moves
If it ever gets to the point to where there's some success the backstage intro would stay the same but there would at least be some entrance music and to trigger the pyro there would be a little set up where someone would walk over cross a few wires, step back, then they'd go off

>>2760077
> Bright white lights fill the arena
> opponent in the ring, looking confused
> https://youtu.be/eRD0hLm9-ro starts playing
> "AW FUCK, ITS JUMMY THE CUM BANDIT"
> run out to ring in dirty undies and a dirty cake
> use my signature move "the cum extractor"
> kick OP in the nuts so hard he cums
> grab mic
> I STOLE YOUR CUM YOU DIRTY FUCKING HARLOT, YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY DON'T RESPECT YOU.
> save wwe

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>music hits
>jog down to the ring high-fiving fans along the entrance way
>go up the steps and get in ring
>stand on middle turnbuckle and pose

>>2760077

>walk to the ring during a commercial break
>slap the hand of some kid who is reaching out; the only one doing so.
>enter the ring and lightly jump from side to side for 2 minutes before the ref tells me to do something else because we're live.
>next entrance begins.

>>2760077
>Pink lights hit
https://youtu.be/tjLr1XhBKVQ
>come out in a fishnet leotard and a pink boa wrapped around my neck

>>2760189
Fuck that is pretty close to mine,
>Come out to some real droning music
>Looking all over, checking over my shoulder real paranoid
>Michael Cole says "Oh- oh my, now this guy is really sick."
>Mumbling conspiracy theories and acting paranoid
>Jack one quick into the middle turnbuckle
>(It comes back later as my finisher is drop toeholding them face first into it)

>come out from behind the titantron naked
>timidly walk into the center of the ring
>get on all fours and raise my buns, presenting myself
>proceed to get a bukkake from 10,000+ people

>teleports to the ring

>>2760225
sup CAW

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>>2760077

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I know you didn't intend for it to be funny but your post gave me a mighty chuckle OP

>>2760616
This was obviously meant to be funny

i laughed OP good job

>>2760695
don't give /asp/ies that much credit

I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS THREAD FOR SO LONG
my entrance would nice and simple
this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
>me and my /asp/ crew stumble out of the gorilla position
>everyone has a half gallon Captain Morgan in their hand, blunts in mouth, yayo in coat pocket
>carter has a toothpick instead of a blunt
>spitting rum and flicking toothpicks at the crowd on the way down the ramp
>botch every move and get squashed 120 seconds into the match

>>2760695
You'd be surprised to know there's actual kids here and legitimate full grown adults with down syndrome that browse here.

>>2760499
i laughed, nice

This is my actual entrance I did at my local outlaw show before the unfortunate legal issues.

"Pour some sugar on me" starts playing
I come out gyrating and thrusting, super oiled up
I aim my confetti cannon and fire it with a thrust of my hips
I point at my opponent, start doing the worm. If I was the first guy in ring I skipped this
I kiss a woman in the audience sensually
One more thrust and enter the ring

She looked 18, fucking SJWs

>>2760129
I guess I'd have to count my steps before the show. See it's that simple.

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>>2760233
fuck this made me laugh too, this thread is great

Anyone gonna point out how based OP's theme song is?

>>2760140
>HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE

>tuba music plays as i exit backstage carrying a tray of cheeseburgers.
>i take a bite out of a burger and raise it into the air as my pyro goes off and begin waddling to the ring double fistimf cheeseburgers and wiping sweat off my forehead with the buns.
>I trip over the bottom rope and drop my burgers, i roll off them and look sad and smear the ketchup and mustard over my stomach as the referee tries to clean the burgers out
>my opponent stands outside the ring looking intimidated

>>2760725
wow

>>2760725
5 stars

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>>2760924

>>2760077

>a wyatt/undertaker with some believers like the cm punk straight edge society era
>dark arena
>https://youtu.be/KOrXKiSy8ZY?t=68
>walk toward the ring with some believers
>invite someone from the public to join us
>get in ring