A woman dancer has the best finisher in the WWE. Defend this.

>>2757088
That was shit.

its the Clash of Titus but shittier

a combination between a tbone suplex and a skyhigh. looks like shit but, for womyn, its good.

if a guy did dat move he be gay #Fact

that was shit, almost no impact at all.

Kek this is going to look like even worse trash when some clumsy oaf like charlotte has to take it

>>2757088
Ember Moon is a dancer now? Wtf Haitch

>>2757097
>no impact at all.
Naomi sells her head hitting the mat and bounces 2 feet up.

Looks fucking great. kys

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>>2757097

>>2757097
>clumsy oaf like charlotte
Please schedule an appointment with your doctor, I think you may be experiencing side effects from one of the prescriptions (or perhaps illicit drugs) you are taking

>>2757113
would job to this desu

>>2757088
Kairi Hojo is in the WWE now.

>>2757147
With no elbow drop

>>2757150
Oh yeah, kinda forgot about that. Shit.

>>2757122
Charlotte can't bump or sell for shit. She's awful. Fuck this meme of her being good, smarks are such fickle losers

>>2757097
>no impact at all
that's the point, wrestling isn't real

>>2757155
What's your doc's #? I'll call him for you.

>>2757147
So is Io and her finishers are better

>>2757093
The clash of tits?

>>2757147
Elbow drop got banned, E-DRONE

>Based Jungle Goddess selling that shitty move like a champ

Naomi is so close to being GOAT. She just needs to up her mic skills a bit

>>2757097
Bodyslams don't hurt, suplexes don't hurt, spinebusters don't hurt, facebusters don't hurt.
The only thing in wrestling that reliably stings is corner splashes and leg drops off third, and the only thing that reliably hurts is strong style.

Stop being a faggot, faggotbreath.

>>2757088
Best female finisher desu

>>2757170
bro i've done a couple of indie shows and bumps really do hurt

>>2757176
Then you're shitty at taking bumps.
I can jump as high as the third rope, flatten out, and not be hurt at all.
Go wrestle with chicks, nerd.

>>2757165
They need to stop making her talk ghetto
Naomi can't do ghetto

>>2757176
>>2757180
>yardtard wars

>>2757165
This. Nay Nay did all the work. Just watch when anybody else has to take this move, it'll suddenly look shit.

>>2757088
Literally fell on her ass

>>2757122
>>2757158
>this awful attempt at being funny
Cringe
>>2757170
>faggotbreath
Cringe

>>2757088
Hmmm... actually not bad. Probably not easy to do in that dress. At least it's better than Beth Phoenix's foot magnetising hips.

Lana is the hottest one there. Nay Nay is below average in every category (wrestling, talking, crowd reaction etc) Give me the hot one with the crowd chanting her name every single time.

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>>2757088
dat asshole based offense

>>2757122
*drops Sasha on her neck*

>>2757088
Let it go

Shit 2017 is gonna be really shitty for wwe

mildly impressed she could even move in that dress

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>>2757155
she sells fine

How does that finisher work on Naomi? She has enough padding down there to protect her

>>2757390
Sasha drops herself on her neck just getting out of bed

>>2757160
>not Clash of Tiddies

>>2757088
she is going to ruin her hips and back doing this

>>2757088

Who would even ironically think this was the best finisher?

>>2757088
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HOLY FUCKING YUMMM

Give Naomi credit, she sold the shit outta that.

But no, if we're talking about the woman with the best finisher in WWE, it's Ember Moon.

>Brings sexiness back to the women's division
>Keeps Based Ru-Rus balls drained
>Has a half-decent finisher
>Is the only chick with charisma in the WWE

Is Lana /ourgirl/?

>>2757279
Lana has a face like a dog's asshole and Naomi's tits+ass BTFO hers

>>2757512
Bliss will always be our girl. Kys.

>>2757516
kys Lana is cute

>>2757088
That match is gonna be so bad. The only reason Naomi has the title is because she's worthless otherwise and the title gives her some kind of credibility. And the only reason Lana is over is because she's hot. I guess Stacy Keibler should've been a title contender too, she was popular for the same reason

>>2757526
Naomi is the most over babyface in the division. Becketty gets cricketts and Charmutt only gets pity woos for coming out of her dad's ballsack

>>2757279
95% chance that Lana's reactions die down within a couple of months when people realise she can't work for shit and is nothing more than eye candy. It's a honeymoon phase. Sex appeal alone doesn't cut it anymore.

>>2757531
hahahaha

>>2757531
Lana literally been getting her name chanted for 3 years... and has been a heel almost for all of it

>>2757088
WE WANT RUSEV!!

>Not the Cameltoe Clutch

Disappointed to be honest

>>2757503
>ember hits the eclipse on asuka
>gets the nxt title
>year long undefeated streak
>gets the smackdown title against charlotte on her first day so paige no longer holds the record for fastest to get the title
>takes both titles to raw
>hits alexa with the eclipse
>not even a pin attempt because alexa kips up
>ddt on ember
>clean pin at the center of the ring
>alexa now holds all three titles
>wins the next mens and womens money in the bank
>cashes in on cena for the wwe title
>cashes in on brock for the universal title
>beats roman clean for the ic title
>beats braun clean for the us title
>the rock and stone cold come back to for a tag team to stop her
>so does shawn micheals and god (backlash 2006)
>drop both titles in a 4v1 handicap match against her

This is the current trajectory of bliss's booking

>>2757522
Nah Lana is ugly also. Even womanlet bliss looks better.

>>2757628
Stick to your containment thread, blissboi.

>>2757531
>Delusional

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>>2757531

>Sex appeal alone doesn't cut it anymore.

>>2757531
> If I reply to th lis post enough, I can fool him into thinking multiple people think he's wrong
You're right sadly. Also how often to people really chant for Lana?

>>2757531
you know men only like women for sex appeal right or have you moved to a higher plane of existence?

*fedora tip

>>2757676
>>2757651
If sex appeal was all it took to get over Eva Marie would be the biggest babyface in the company and nobody would have ever given a shit about Bayley. Not that many give a shit about her now, but that's more the booking's fault.

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>>2757728
you're right about that famm.
her coming out to the ring and then not wrestling was the best thing ever. oh and she's a draw.

>>2757773
That gimmick was fun, even though it had nowhere to really go.

>>2757773
I am saddened by the wasted talent of Eve Marie. She was better than 95% of the slags on the roster. Her heel heat was better than any of these shit heels today, female or male.

>>2757622
underrated comment

>>2757728
>implying Eva Marie is sexy & not just an android

"no"

>>2757796
>Miz

>>2757113
maybe the most cringe thing i've seen in years

I want to be Naomi's stool

They really need to shorten the dress of Lana just for *cough* functionality, uh, purposes... nah but for real she can barely get in/out of the ring with that long ass dress yo

>>2757622
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