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>Rusevs return

>Zayn wins at Money In The Bank
>Next tuesday, gets attacked backstage by hooded figure, while talking about how good friends him, Nakamura and Styles have become
>Next Tuesday, gets attacked in the ring during tag match with Nak, revealed to be RuRu
>Next Tuesday, cuts promo, calls Zayn a coward for not cashing in yet
>Calls Shane a disgrace, for not listening to Rusev's demands
>"If Im not given what I want, Ill take what I want"
>Challenges Zayn for his Briefcase at Battleground
>Zayn says no, so Rusev begins beating up Styles and Nakamura backstage, keeps hitting them with chairs, until Zayn agrees.
>Rusev beats Zayn at Battleground, is now mr mitb, cashes in on A babyface after summerslam or something

>Samoa Joe squashes Brock to win the title
>gets on the mic and calls Kofi Kingston a nigger
>Leaves the company

>A literal jobber becomes #1 contender
>becomes champ
>grabs Mic and challenges all the Indy darlings to do what he did
>"Take a shower. Hit the weights. Have sex. And get a clue."

>BMJ returns to the cheers of thousands
>"I'll be the next number 1 contender because I'm John cena!"
>Takes on jinder mahal in summerslam
>Mahal botches a really dangerous spot
>Cena is paralyzed and the match ends in a forfeit
>Cena becomes a cripple for the rest of his life and Nikki Bella cheats on him for Jinder "maharraja" mahal

>>2756960
>begins being referred to as "The Man who Ended Cena" for the remainder of his career.

Book it.

>>2757013
Jinder"I made cena vanish for real"mahal

>>2756960
>Then Jinder turns his sights on ISIS Zayn
>Mahal botches a suicide dive and lets Zayn fly right into the ground, and his spine explodes
>Jinder grabs the mic and calls for the paramedics in HIS language, and they never come because they don't speak Punjabi
>Daniel Bryan comes out to strip Jinder of the belt and he takes it off, lays in on the mat and takes a huge poo on it.

>205 main event
>suddenly
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUN
>comes out and kills Gallagher and TJP
>locker room comes out
>all the except Neville and Gulak who were too smart to go in there die
>Braun on Mic
>"I'm back and this show is cancelled"
>"Thank you Braun" chants fill arena
>last episode receives maximum ratings

>>2757084
I love it.

>Brock lesnar is the reigning universal champion
>Wwe has fallen to the depth of financial hell and almost all the big stars have left the company
>Record low ratings, so low that the low ratings are the only reason people even know wwe exists
>Vince McMahon proposes an unimaginable idea
>"This is my final act"
>Wrestlemania(in Walmart) Vince McMahon Vs Brock lesnar in a no holds barred match
>Brock beats the shit out of Vince McMahon and kills him live in wrestlemania
>Fat smarks marking out
>Wwe regains the mainstream popularity by this infamous incident
>Back as the top company, literally making billions and beating FIFA world cup in ratings
>Vince saves wrestling

>>2756807
>Based Rusev burying Zayn
Pretty Based desu

>>2756786
Bliss should squash Asuka in her main roster debut

>>2757084
>>2757115

Legit the best return I can imagine.
>later revealed he won't be cleared for 2 more months. He just hates manlets that fucking much