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Did Mahal come on yet?
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>sdl is already half over

that was fast
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>>2754789
GOAT
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>>2754781
JBL is the closest thing to hearing Vince speak on a weekly basis.
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BASED
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1st
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MAHARAJA MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>2754783
Based White People
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POOO
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BASED BIG GYNO JINDER
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BASED POOZILLA
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>Booman announced for next RAM

RECORD LOW RATINGS
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B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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BASED MAHAL!!!
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Holy shit that floor graphic
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WWE knows how to make former jobbers look cool
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This entrance is based as fuck
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>>2754805
He's basically the voice of Vince

99% of what he says is fed by Vince
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MODERN DAY
A
HARDBODY
A
RATINGS
A
JINDER
A
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BASED BIG POPPA POO
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POO
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braun is gonna interrupt reigns announcement right?
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>kisses the belt
This is the best part about Jinder's entrance really
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>>2754805
remember when Cole was caught on a hot mic during Wrestlemania complaining to Vince about having to keep saying "the ultimate thrillride" everytime he says Wrestlemania?
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BASED
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>>2754820
Pump them full of roids?
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POO WORLD ORDER
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>>2754829

Braun is sidelined for at least 5 more months senpai
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He should save that entrance for PPVs
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He's got a magic fucking carpet, the madman
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how do I get a body like hard body mahal???
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>braun is gonna interrupt reigns announcement right?
This is Smackdown and Raw Garbage.
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>>2754829
braun got cleared so definitely
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>>2754841

How much do you like your penis?
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>>2754829
Too bad no one is gonna be watching
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>>2754835
>get a load of this beta bitch
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>>2754837
Nope, he's cleared
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>>2754831
He's touching it to his head not kissing it I think.
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>>2754841
Eat minimum meals every 2 hours, work out 5 hours a day, and use legal enhancers.
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That rug is clearly Persian, not Indian

Get your shit together
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NATION OF DEFECATION
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Why is his voice so low
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inb4 Rusev comes out and cuts a pipebomb on Jinder and Orton
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are there any shoot lesbians in the wwe? I only remember the ugly one from tough enough
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He has a big nose
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>>2754852

o fug
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Jinder can't act
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>>2754848
>steroids damage your penis
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This entrance makes Jinder look based as all fuck but they should drop that colorful indian shit and just stick with a black background and the red carpet.
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>>2754855

>add 6 scoops minimum & skate board squats
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>>2754857
kek
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>>2754841
Start with cardio, weights, and a very low carb diet.
hormones will be needed later on
>>2754848
What does diet, exercise, and roids have to do with your penis? besides girls riding it more
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>>2754857
kek
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BASED MAHARAJA GONNA POO ON BOB ORTON
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How does Jinder have gray in his beard? Isn't he like 30?
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>>2754860

We had Trish and Lilian and now we have Charlotte and Becky
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>>2754875
Roids.
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>>2754860
Sonya Deville in NXT
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>>2754861
For poo
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>>2754867
my tren pin tmrw is for you, goodbrother
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>This Sunday, I will turn St. Louis into St. Poois when I evacuate my Epico Colon all over Randy Orton
whoa what did he mean by this???
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the state of jinder's hair
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Is there a worse chant than "USA"?
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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
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>>2754880
sleep tight cleaner
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AND NOW I WILL SPEAK TO MY PEOPLE... IN MY LANGUAGE... OF PUNJABI
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WE WANT RAKESH
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>>2754892
the stupidity of wwe fans embodied in 1 chant
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BASED ORTON POP
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>>2754875
high T
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ADVANTAGE: SNEK
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TECH SUPPORT PUT ON HOLD!!
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>>2754880
sleep tight cleaner
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OUTTTTTAAA NOWHEEEEAAAA
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>crowd chanting USA
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OUTTA NOWHERE
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I miss Randy Punton.
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>>2754892
WHAT
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someone reassure me that boreton wont ruin smackdown again with another title reign
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>that stool

lmao
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Is this meant to be unexpected? They literally advertised they'd be face to face
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MEMEKO
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There is literally no reason the hate Jinder. Works hard as fuck, is right about how US treats him, built like a Mack Truck.

Also, Orton sucks.
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RKO FROM OUTTA NOWHERE OMG
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*yawn*
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Imagine not only owning a Booty-O t-shirt, but being seen wearing it on TV.
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So who's challenging Jinder for the belt at Summerslam?
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>Dripping sweat after 1 RKO
Randy needs to retire
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>>2754892
THIS IS BORING
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Damn snek interacting with the crowd ok snek trying to make people think you aren't boring huh
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>>2754920


this
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>>2754875
it's sooner than average to have grays, but still normal
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BAH GAWD I DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!!!!
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>that RKO
one of the most beautiful ever?

Indie smarks BTFO honestly
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Orton is going to win the champion and face Cena at Summerslam my digits confirm
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Stupid crowd. Easily the best jinder promo to date. No easy heat insults, felt natural and menacing. Even the Punjabi part was more than the usual and had some ad libbing.
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O SHI
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>>2754925
He was under the ring for over an 1hr
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HEY CARTMAN
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>>2754924

.......AND HIS NAME IS JONCE INA
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HEY KEVIN OWENS AND DOLPH ZIGGLER
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>>2754920
al rite Sanritjeetha Pandashukavar
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>>2754915
All signs point to we are fucked.
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Odds of Zaynetty eating the pin?
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>>2754892
Yes, you deserve it, what, this is awesome, and pretty much every other modern chant. At least USA plays along with the ebil foreign guy gimmick
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MEANWHILE IN THE VILLAINS LAIR
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manlet Oreowens is smaller than Dolph, holy shit
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These guys are shit.
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Why is Jinder so aggressively angry about being champion? Just be happy, man. It's like the only way to make Orton look like a face is for Jinder to be so completely over the top cartoon villain so Randy can do what he always does. Or is it Vince's uncontrollable need to have foreigner champions always act like evil cartoons and shit on America for cheap heat?
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A non wolf t-shirt?
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>>2754936
>>2754938
unironically kekd
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>>2754931
It was pretty good, but

>Jinder putting his hand on the floor a tad too early, made way more noticeable by the slowmotion

Thanks, Dunn. You fucking idiot.
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I like KO but does he just not want to lose weight?
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Baron Corbin screams year 2000 WCW
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>>2754944
It'll be Owens or Corbin cause they're winning Sunday
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>>2754875
I got a gray patch in my hair at 24. My cousin started at 21.
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>>2754933
Are you autistic? The USA chant added to that promo if anything
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Why is kevin so fucking fat? jesus christ
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>>2754954
The fat buffers his sentons
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LITTLE FAT MAN
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>2 womens matches
Oh well, guess RAM wins
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KO just turned babyface.
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Who here ready to /bowdowntoTheQueen/
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What the fuck do Dolph Ziggler and Baron Corbin talk about?
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>>2754875
One of the usos is showing grey in the beard too but im not sure their age
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>>2754961
Nah that was good but the crowd was dead before that. I'm a fan of some old fashioned booing.
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>>2754954
He wants his cannonball to be a protected finisher.
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what is Baron Corbin's gimmick? He has one word sentences whenever he cuts a promo and I can't work him out.
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>>2754915
Unlikely since they probably want Jinder to hold it until September when they start touring in India.
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>>2754969
Hair greasing techniques
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>>2754954
when jim cornet was his legit boss, he told kevin he had to lose weight. apparently he made a piss poor attempt and just couldn't really do it
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>>2754875
A touch of gray is classy as fuck tho.
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>>2754789
That promo from Jinder was pretty based
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>>2754946

kek
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>>2754915
>He looked strong on the go-home show (50/50 booking)
>MITB is in his hometown
There's 0% chance of him winning
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>"""Charlotte"""
>"""Lady"""
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>>2754969
I was the under the impression they were both sitting there in autistic silence desu.
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charmutt and becky sextape when
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>>2754976
Jim Cornette was $asha Banks?
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>>2754981
I'd agree but jinder looked strong on the sd before the win too. But its guess he had to for the win to look somewhat strong going in.
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>>2754990
fuck that. I want the Sasha and Becky sextape
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>>2754976
Sucks. I'm overweight and trying to lose weight, but it's not my job to be fit. I'll give KO that he can move for his size and probably does something to work out, but he needs to cut the beer or second helpings.
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Becky/Charlotte sextape when?
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>>2754996
I just want more Paige leaks.
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>>2754992
You dun popped me good brother
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>>2754992
I was very confused at first, then realized how retarded I sound
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That hairstyle makes Renee look old as fuck
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>>2754950
>Or is it Vince's uncontrollable need to have foreigner champions always act like evil cartoons and shit on America for cheap heat?
You've answered your own question.
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POO IN LOO

VS

POO IN BAG
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natalya braaaaaaaaaap
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Does Jinder sell the RKO worse than everyone else on the roster?
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>kid gets a free show
>all decked out in Cena gear
>Cena isn't even in the arena tonight
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>No cat ear Nattie
booooooo
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>LEGACY is on the line
Return of Ted?
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>Cena gear
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lmao gased and on drugs
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Mr Sayles is a cuck.
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>>2755011
No Loo Order
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>>2754997
I used to be fat. I gain weight very easy.
I started doing cardio, dieted very strict and lost a ton of weight.
I now roid and look nothing how I used to.
it's possible. honest to god
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mommy
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>>2754973
Corbin's gimmick is a 30 years old man living on his parents basement and still listening to Linkin Park
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Ugly as fuck
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BASED THICCFFU NATTIE! TITUS IS A LUCKY MAN
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>>2755013
What do you mean. That was pretty good for being blind and this is his first one I think?
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>>2755023
I can do all that, but do I also need to quit being a raging alcoholic? Because that's a deal breaker.
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>still booking Charlotte as a face
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>implying Charles isnt the GOAT female of all time and better than most of the men
AHAHAHA
H
A
H
A
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>>2755032
Alcohol has a shitload of calories.
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>>2755032
as long as it's not beer
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>>2755023
still wasting your nights posting on a chinese cartoon forum though, what went wrong?
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ok Becky is a man right?
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>>2755031
He ate one in his match vs Randy before the singh's pulled him out of the ring. He landed on his forearms. Similarly, he basically landed on his forearms again this time. Admittedly, it was better than the one before.
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Nattie has a firm yet fat ass.
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charlottes pits are so hot
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>>2755032
Drink spirits.
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>Becky just casually wears goggles around backstage for no reason
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>>2755040
Not him but I have an exercise bike under my desk so I exercise while shitpost
4chan is the real drug desu senpai
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>>2755044
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>>2755026
>Hey anon, I'm tired of being want you want me to be
Baron speaking in Linkin Park lyrics would be based and nobody under 28 would even notice
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>>2755047
doesn't she have a steampunk gimmick
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>>2755032
Don't drink beer and...I guess supplement your nutrition with vitamins.
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>>2755026
One of the mexicans at ufc 211 came out to Linkin Park
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>>2755047
Becky a cute
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>>2755042
How else are you supposed to take it without breaking your neck?
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>Mfw thinking how much of a missed opportunity having rusev and Lana still be Russian during this probe investigation

Vince is literally retarded
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>>2755047
>Becky not wearing her skirt
REEEEEEE
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>>2755032
why do you drink? srs question.
i used to drink a lot bc i was lonely and figured going out a lot would get women
this is roidbro btw.
>>2755040
well i worked all day, i work tomorrow, have an interview tomorrow somewhere else, my gf is at work and i'm enjoying wwe with you faggots
far from wasting time imho
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>John Wick 2
Worth a watch?
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>>2755047
those dad hick jeans are more concerning considering she has a steam punk gimmick
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>>2755058
>Linda is part of Trumps administration
I think it's you that is the retard if you think that would be a good thing for them to make fun of.
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MUH MOMENTUM

PLS CARE ABOUT FILLER MATCHES
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>>2755062

Not as good as the first but still pretty good. It's a "building the world/lore" movie.
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>>2755062
freak yeah
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>>2755058
>Gay Cops investigate the Russian connection
Vince does hate fun
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>>2755062
Yes. Even better than the first
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>>2755058
they did a little thing with the Russians stealing the New Day's secret ice cream formula, but that seemed more Boris and Natasha than current events
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>>2755057
Compare:
https://youtu.be/IsRvu9pmRO4?t=1221

vs most of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ttngU4IPU
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BASED BIG HOG
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Charlotte is shit.
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Charlotte and Natalya are the best on the current women's roster
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>>2755026

is he > ourguy ?
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>>2755077
Natalya is the most senior diva after..Mickie?
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>>2755072
>gay cops in All the President's Men
>deep throat is Daniel Bryan as "deep goat"
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>>2754872
Oh, anon, no one told you about the impotence as a side effect of enhancement drugs?
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While we're waiting for the """""""women's"""""""" wrestling to be over what was everyone's favorite E3 reveal
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>>2755077
Nattie has always been the best, they just rarely use her.
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that was actually a good match.

i would've like to see Nattie won though.
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Why does the women's briefcase look better than the men's?
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thanks for coming tonight Becketty, your career is going great
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NS looks like shit
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>>2755073
A lot of them take it on their forearms but still go all the way down. And holy shit today's was so much better than in the match.
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>>2755073
>vs most of
>Christian
>lands right on his head

lol
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>>2755088
>no Carmella or Becky on the show
>they are the betting odds favorites in the match right now

What did WWE mean by this?
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Nattie trained at the Hart Dungeon.. she's even better than the top men on Raw
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fashion
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l
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s
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GAY COPS SEGMENT
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K I N O
I
N
O
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L GAY NOIRE
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>>2755084
>le epin bideo games xD!
Grow up you fucking manchild.
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GAY COPS
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>dad walks in
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>>2755090
Yeah. The worst part was that Jinder also jumped into it. It was a realllly bad RKO.
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>>2755094
I'd legit rather watch Natty v Charlotte wrestle rather than 70% of the male roster.

HEY GAY COPS
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>>2755084
Samus Returns, Metroid Prime 4 and Bannerlord. Bethesda, EA and Sony on suicide watch.
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KINO BOIS
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>>2755081
ive been on gear for like 5 years. it makes you horny as all fuck.
>injecting testosterone makes you limp
yeah, no.
Basically deca only has that side effect, and i've never done it so couldn't even tell ya
>>2755078
i'm down w this
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>no ways to win, just ways to lose more slowly
kek
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AHAHAHA

>GENERIC

ZAYN BTFO
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>>2755100
Imagine being this upset
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>GREASY HAIR
>ASHY DRY SKIN
IT WAS THE NIGGERS
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How does creative keep knocking these out of the park but bombing on everything else?
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>stick figures
kek
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I was expecting there to just be a picture of the Usos on the paper but that's also pretty good
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>>2755085
No. No she hasn't. Stop parroting this bullshit. She was never the best except maybe briefly YEARS ago due to lack of other talent. It's been Nikki for years until her injury, and since then it's been Charlotte.
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push fandango
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>>2755112
he was El Generico you fucking mark
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Based Gay Cops!
>>2755102
Gives me a high five because I have taste, unlike my retarded brother who watches a bunch of tacky black men fuck infront of an inc cream truck.

Also that Drawing was kek!
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>205

End that shit already.
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>>2755084
Metro obviously
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>>2755116

2 different teams on 2 different shows. Smack got the guy who did the best NXT stuff.
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Gay Cops need some actual finishers
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>>2755107
Literally
C A M E
A M E
M E
E

At the prime announcement. New spiderman seems like it's worth a try
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UK commercials are cancer.
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that joke, It felt like i was looking the gintama anime, good work guys.
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>>2755123
I'm waiting for Titus Brand to make 205 a win

#makeitawin
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does anyone even watch 205 Live Audience Members?
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>>2755119
>Its been Nikki for years
Holy shit dude I pray you are just shit posting.
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>>2755137
I do but that's more to kill time before Talking Smack
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>>2755130
>they arent all for food
I'm sure this is distressing for you
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>>2755137
Nope
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>>2755119
>It's been Nikki for years
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>>2755140
Nice job of not proving me wrong
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>>2755140
I miss this guy.
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>Fear Factor
>Not bringing back Joe Rogan again instead you have shitty Ludacris

Fuck MTV
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>>2755146
Nikki was great after her return and reign as champ. This is undisputed fact. Just because she's also a fake titted plastic surgeried up reality star doesn't make that not so.
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>>2755130
I'm streaming this shit, why are there British commercials during an American cable show?
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Oh look, another exploitable child.
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That Lil nigga
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look at dat boi dance
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That's one lil happy nigga
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Yay. Dead kids
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Who could they be
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>>2755153
Watching British stream.
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Fucking WWE
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>he's a Roman mark
now I'm conflicted
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Jarrius needs to hang
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SHUCKIN' 'n' JIVIN'
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Eh, you can exploit me for a title belt.
>>2755154
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>>2755161
is it not obvious?
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>>2755150
Joe Rogan's relevance has gotten too high to host Fear Factor
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>Jarrius is a roman mark
Figures
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BASED LITTLE JJ BURYING THE ENTIRE WWE
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Little nigga is like the fucking energizer bunny
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>>2755147
There is no reason to argue with your masterful logic. I mean, it's not like anyone could just watch a Nikki Bella match and then compare it to something else.....
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CONNOR BTFO BY BASED JARRIUS

HOW WILL WHITE BOIS EVER RECOVER?
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>Smoothie KIng Jr. center
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>>2755151

>he thinks being pushed makes you good

Just stop. You're just making yourself look even worse.
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Anyone spot Vince in that crowd?
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Jarrius is our guy
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>>2755150
MTV's been dead for a long time now. Literally the Simpsons of TV channels. Or G4, which is still ongoing somehow.
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Thanks to /asp I can't stop thinking his name is shitstain nakameme
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>>2755178
Whose thoughts are you greentexting?
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>>2755161

The same people that attacked Enzo and Cass and that are giving Kurt Angle all those mysterious sext messages.
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>>2755169
isn't Ludacris in those Fast and Furious movies?
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>Jarrius
what kind of name
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JJ Mojo partnership when?
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>>2755150
Rogan is too intelligent for that trash
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>>2755181
G4 is gone desu
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>Shitstain Nakamoron
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I thought we were getting Hype Bros
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>>2755153
>British commercials

Were they all in Muslim?
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>>2755187
Jamal + Darrius.
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>>2755174
Proving me wrong yet again (not)
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Please god please don't tell me that we have to watch Nakameme's 5 minutes long gayteasing entrance and autistic spams all the way to the ring.
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Corbin is fucking based
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>>2755182
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>>2755196
Jamius Daral
>>
what is the point of the motorcycle noises at the start of Corbin's entrance?
>>
>>2755199
They need to keep it for PPVs only now, or speed it WAY up
>>
>>2755185

who are these mysterious jerks?
>>
>>2755200
Agreed.
>>
>>2755190
>ywn go back to watching X-Play and Cinametech

Just fuck my shit up
>>
>>2755178
Trade Dolph Ziggler with based Miz, and the MITB match is perfect.
>>
*Awkwardly moves to own music*
>>
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Who /basednakamura/ here?
>>
Based Dolph with the GOAT theme
>>
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WOOOOORLD

Who /zigzag/ here?
>>
>>2755203
He stole them from Ambrose. It was the whole point of their feud
>>
>>2755203

It's because he's a Road Rash fanboy. Haven't you ever seen UP UP DOWN DOWN?
>>
>Nakamura on talking smack
WHY
>>
>>2755116
>>2755126
yes and no.
each show has a TEAM of writers.
so one or a few people can be assigned just to one wrestler's storyline.
of course, there is a head writer who oversees everything, but whoever is writing for gay cops is doing a great job.
>>
>Talking Smack with Jibbles, Hype Bros, and Nakamura
lol wot
>>
>>2755199
they are saving him for last, so it looks like it
>>
Based fucking Baron
>>
>>2755212
>autism
>>
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>>2755217
He's funny and a draw.
>>
J B L
>>
>>2755217
So he can dispray his charisma
>>
>Ziggler silence
funny every time
>>
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>No Sheamus
Smackdown is the B-Show
>>
>>2755210
fuck off, Dolph is GOAT
>>
No Styles pyro?
>>
>JBL hyped up
>the absolute state of jack the jobber right now
>>
>Nakamura coming out last
Fuck that, it should've been AJ
>>
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>Naka on TALKING Smack
>>
>>2755220
jesus christ give me a break...
>>
>>2755210
As much as I like Miz, I think Based RuRu should be in instead.
>>
wow who is this guy? he just oozes charisma
>>
Why doesn't AJ get pyro when he pops off his hoodie?

Half the people here fan run WWE right now given the chance better.
>>
>No pop Zayn
>>
lol lighting doesn't know what the fuck is going on
>>
NAKAMEME
>>
>JBL hosting Talking Smack
No thanks
>>
the state of that bald lad who looks like Karl Anderson
>>
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>pushing wrestlers who entrances are more over than the actual wrestler
>>
>>2755232
Smackdown gonna get like 10 downs from that sad little cuck eh?
>>
Cringing at Nakameme.
>>
Kek they cut off his entrance
>>
>>2755234
>>2755219
>>2755217
Shit, never watched talking smack, will have to do it tonight, I'm really curious as to how is his english
>>
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>>2755230

Truth.
>>
>>2755214
right here my brother.

I have an alarm in my cellphone to remind me that i need to buy some cardboard around september to make a Banner for when WWE comes to my country

100% it's gonna be a Dolph one.
>>
Wow these threads don't even get 100 posters.

How pathetic can /asp/ get?
>>
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>>2755251
>never watched talking smack
You missed a lot of good shit man
>>
Why does Smackdown ALWAYS have a nerdy voiced guy as play by play? It's been that way for over 8 years now except for the brief time Cole was there. Todd Grisham, Josh Matthews, now Tom Phillips. All nerdy and numale sounding as fuck. It's lame.
>>
>>2755253
Nice, I'm still waiting for them to come back to Brazil. Last time they legit tried to arrest chris jericho for doing heel shit
>>
>>2755256
Go back to /sp/ ya doofus
>>
>>2755251
It's literally fine, he's been on Jericho's podcast before. He understands English perfectly, just his pronunciation isn't great when talking on tv.
>>
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>mfw most charismatic wrester on smackdown
>>
>fullsail
disgusting
>>
How do we make Smackdown great again
>>
>>2755253
Which country?
>>
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>Nakamura's wrestilng
>AJ Styles chants

How can a man be so based?
>>
new bread when?
>>
>>2755272
get back Based Miz
>>
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>>2755214
>>
STYLES IS THE SPOTLIGHT
>>
>>2755267
this.
smaller threads are /comfy/
>>
Is fiber good at curbing hunger. I know this isn't /fit/ but im curious.
>>
>>2755294
Protein is better. I've got a pretty good recipe - ask your mom, she can tell you all about it.
>>
>>2755279
AJ needs a meme entrance
Nobody can really chant his song or sing the tune or anything. He doesn't even have pyro
>>
>>2755280
it's almost over
>>
>>2755294
he's skinnyfat, like nakamura and zayn
oreowens is just a fatass

the only fit guys in the match are AJ and Ziggler.
>>
>>2755294
Better than other carbs. Much better than fats.
Likely better than proteins.
Still not "good", as in you'll likely still be hungry at regular intervals consistently.
Try super low calorie foods, like popcorn. Your brain thinks its eating, but you're taking in maybe 20 calories.
>>
>>2755264
Haha what did he do? Do they put good performances for us southamericans?

>>2755274
Argentina :)
>>
>>2755305
sorry I read 'corbin' lol
>>
>free agent
>>
John Cena took Heath Slater's gimmick from last year.
>>
>>2755311
kek
>>
Corbin yelling at people in the ring is getting pretty funny
>>
>>2755294
>>2755299
this. eat protein high foods every couple hours.
avoid sugar, breads
chicken, eggs, veggies, lots of water.
-formerfatfuckroidfriend
>>
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charisma
>>
>free agent John Cena

LOL
>>
This is pretty good
>>
>>2755209
Look it up on youtube anon
>>
three time Sami Zayn
>>
BASED DOLPH
>>
>>2755324
M-maybe it'll just be his new gimmick...l-like an Agent of Freedom
>>
SMACK CRUSHIN IT
>>
>Baron Corbin never had a good matc-
>>
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>
Adolph strikes again
>>
corbin's winning lol
>>
>>2755189
Rogan would do it for a ton of money
>>
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Where's HarpGOAT?1?!
>>
Both natt vs charles and this 6 tag was p. cool
>>
Kevin Dunn you fucking moron
>>
>The state of this camera work
>>
>in case you missed it
oh, when the camera was panning to the ceiling?
>>
>>2755341
Someone has him in the dog house to not even get a singles match
>>
>Corbin wins before the PPV even starts
>>
I miss the golden briefcase, a blue one looks like a toy
>>
WTF IS HAPPENING
>>
Nakamura won the Money in the Bank! Guess we don't need the pay per view now.
>>
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SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
>>
Someone screencap that sad Zayn plox.
>>
BASED NAKAMEME
>>
>>2755341
he was at a house show i went to recently, went against rowan. harper is getting in really good shape.
super bummed he hasn't been on tv
>>
This match has a lot of potential. Let's see how much they fuck it up
>>
woat kinshasa ever
>>
What a shit booking... now we know Nakamura is not winning
>>
the chink grabbed the briefcase, confirmed for not winning on MITB
>>
He looked uneasy as fuck up there lel
>>
ITS OVER SHINSUKE WON MITB WHO KNEW IT'D BE THAT EASY
>>
kinshasa was always shit tbqhwy familia
>>
>>2755361
It is extremely nerfed to the point of not resembling bomaye
>>
>>2755364
Yeah he did. I was kinda worried for him.
>>
If only Tajiri had this amount of success
>>
>>2755364
>man who shakes a lot
>make him stand on the top of a ladder
the state of the WWE
>>
Who the fuck is this nerd
>>
>>2755364
>>2755370
>>2755370
it''s probably the first time he was up on a ladder
>>
wtf where is Tom

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Vic Joseph
literally fucking who?
>>
>>2755390
>>2755390
>>2755390
New bread if you guys want to stick around
>>
>>2755341
He was in the dark match
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