smA+ck gamethread 1

THIS IS DOPE

jesus christ that place is empty

Just arrived, what did I miss?

>These faggots are getting the titles before gay cop

I'm done.

>all these fat black people

>>2754332
Niggers nigging.

How did we win in 3 minutes with dancing jamals?

One dude is so fat they had to cut a shirt and drape it over him

>>2754322
Is everyone in Louisiana either a nigger or an inbred white?

>3 minutes in
>smack already won
What is being a RAWtist even like?

I missed RAW last night because of E3, did I miss anything?

Love that chicken from Popeye's!

>New Gay
Muted

>>2754352
No

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First for Bexpits

goofy niggers vs hood niggers
smack might not win this week
>gay cops
just got saved

>>2754352
brock and joe did what undertaker and joe did two years ago

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BASED L GAY NOIRE ARRIVING EARLY

>Chikara shirt

GET THAT SMARK OUT OF HERE

AWEW YEAH UCE WE DA WUNZ

GAY COPS

>nig day
>ziggler
>nakameme

Christ alive

Why the fuck did they shave Fandango?

Why is this going so slowly

Muted crowd

>Should be G, G for Gross
I'm blessed to have these 2 men.

Why haven't they given the gay cops a new cop drama theme?

They won't give the titles to the new day, will they?

GOOD BROTHER COLON

SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>Ascension BTFO
>American Alpha BTFO

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>The Colons

First Lafayette on raw now New Orleans tonight. Is Louisiana the worst wrestling state?

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>>2754368
Here take this.

>>2754395
>Ascension
it hurts

>>2754398
The south hates WWE forever because they beat WCW

>>2754361
FUCKING YUM

>>2754399
YOU'RE A GODSEND ANON. THANK YOU.

I fucked a girl that looks like nia jax saturday night. I would not recommend it.

>>2754399
YES GOOD THANK YOU
[spoiler] but I'm still using the other one for one the skit happens [/spoiler]

>>2754382
Same here. I used to watch smackdown for miz, now i watch for gay cops

>>2754395
>Ascension was an NXT meme team. They never looked good on the main stage
>American Alpha has no charisma
There's a reason no one is talking about them.

>crowd dead
>trash opening segment
>opening your go home show with fucking tag teams

Uh yeah I think ram wins this week

>>2754398
Every Southern state has a shit crowd.

I think WWE should only have their televised shos in the northeast and Canada

How much of a car crash is the woman's MlTB going to be?

Missed the opening, who promo'd?

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Seriously debating watching Simpsons reruns on FXX.

>>2754413
*Shows

>>2754412
The south has shit crowds anyway, its really not fair to judge the shows based on the crowd reactions when the WWE is going though the south

Hi :3

>>2754322
>Local indy having a show, commercial on smackdown
>$10

nah

>>2754413
Hopefully jinder will get some good heat though.

>>2754419
Nig Day, Colons, Usos and Gay Cops

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>That moment when you realise that most of nxt tag team champions have failed in the main roster

FAKE NEWS JOSH

a ver donde estan mis Sm A+ ck hermanos?

>>2754425
boypussy > girlpussy

>>2754410
You're a man of fine taste, good brother.

>>2754429
Is that Cody Rhodes he just concussed?

>>2754425
your mom must be so proud

Anyone else's dad walk in when Fandango did that?

>>2754420

Yeah I might go back to watching Bates Motel

Based Aloha Dango, I'm so glad someone is keeping that spot alive. Do you think Arn approves?

>>2754425
What the fuck is going on here?

>>2754438
i think is tyson kidd, telling by that hair

>>2754425
I wanna marry you desu senpai.

>>2754344
Yes

>>2754442
Arn doesn't care, he's in the back in his boy shorts pounding brews.

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>>2754435
>>2754439
>>2754443
>>2754446

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Who here /gaycops/?

>>2754443
>>2754443
бoипyцци

Holy shit... this match... RIP RAM

I've never been more pleased for sudden commercials.

Is PIP just happening every week now?

Good thing we have picture in picture here

>>2754455
looks like it but its only for the first commercial

>>2754451
It's cc not цц

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>>2754450
Right here

>>2754455
Its only for curtain jerks/women

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>>2754452
how bad was raw last night?

>>2754450
Reporting in

>>2754459
Based Janitor working Granny

>FUCKING PUPPY MONKEY BABY
WHAT YEAR IS THIS

>>2754461
>>2754461
if you have to ask you already know the answer

>>2754461
Started alright then for some reason the main event was Miz and a "bear" Vs Slater and Rhyno.

That mountain dew commercial is disturbing at best

>>2754459
>*mops your path*

>>2754468
idk how they can put up with 3 hours of that shit.

*Benoit*

So the only real important question for tonight: Will they debut the new Luke Harper gimmick? Will he feud with Aiden English? Will there finally be Luke Harper merch on WWE.com?

>>2754450
They're the best they've been.

>>2754470

That's the point lad.

The commercials are over and you're still thinking about it.

30 minutes in and this fucking match is still happening??

>>2754473
stockholm syndrome is a bitch

>>2754467

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based smack
based gay cops
based heel uce

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>>2754449

How long til Rikishi dies of heart failure?

>>2754475
No, no and no. It's the go home show.

>>2754475
Dark match, Luke beat English

where the fuck are Luke Harper and Erick Rowan

>>2754483
Throw in based BMAJ and this list will be complete.

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>>2754475
I got my Harper shirt at walmart.

BASED BREEZE

That was fucking awesome

how is the new gay this over

Will Harper and Rowan be MIA again?

I'm scared for both of them, especially Luke.
Erick at least has a future making spooky sheep mask kino,

botchamania

>>2754475
>the new Luke Harper gimmick?
what's this?

>>2754322
Where is American Alpha? Also when is Daniel Bryan coming back?

that uso botch

I miss when Kofi and Evan Bourne was a team

I feel like this match has been going on for most of my life. I'm 40.

>>2754495
>>2754497
Fuck I didn't see it, what was it?

Those two white women really seemed to be into the New Day chants.

>>2754491
You're at the show too?

That move looks dangerous as fuck.

>>2754514
Nah, my friend is giving me live updates

Was there a breezango vignette earlier?

Charlotte is ugly af

Gay cops and black guys coming together for the victory #unity

>>2754499
>Niggers over in New Orleans
I have no idea.

>>2754505
>american alpha
>implying anyone cares
No reason at all they should get more spotlight than Breezango.

>>2754512
How can white bois even compete?

Could we actually get a semi decent woman's match tonight?

>>2754518
No

>>2754505
>Where is American Alpha?
Off television because they're boring.

>>2754491
How was the reaction?

Actually looking forward to seeing how awful the womens MITB is

>>2754494
Loled more than i should have

>>2754524
>B-But le ebic gay cops!
Nope. AA is 10× better.

Based thicc Natty deserves to have the title again

>le dark web
Fuck off

>>2754532
Decent. English singing got heat, but not as good with Sampson having a similar gimmick

>be sd tag division
>samoan cholos
>puerto rican gippos
>black weeaboos
>gay white guys

American Alpha is our only hope.

>>2754529
And Primo and Epico aren't?

>>2754544
>That HoF speech she gave about Beth
They definitely fucked

>>2754545
>le dark web
What?

>>2754545
Because English can actually sing.

BKOSS

>free agent

>>2754539

sir, go to hell.

>>2754546
>American Beta
our only hope is The Ascension repacked

>>2754539
>liking boring charisma vacuums over based gay cops

Kek Sami is such a faggot nerd

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>#1 Threat is the third wheel and the other 2 hate him
BASED VINCE

>>2754547
>Not liking based timeshare salesmen.

>>2754553
This one commercial talks about how this company surf le dark web to protect your identity

>Free agent
The fuckers are actually doing it

>Sami Zayn thinking he is on the same level as AJ and Swagamura

BASED AUTIST

AJ probably knows a bit of Japanese, surely?

Holy shit Sami is great! And I'm not even muslim

Sami should be getting the Hassan gimmick.

They don't want none, do they Sami

>>2754546
>Not liking based gay cops
How gay can you be?

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>BMJ to return as a free agent

They should've just drafted him to Raw and gotten it over with

ALLAHU AKBAR

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When was the last time an unexpected return got a pop as large as pic related?

Annoying Sami Zayn has been a fun thing.

What is Sami Zayns gimmick?

Actually laughed at that

Sami was p funny

BASED HYPER MUSLIM

>>2754547
One is a face team.
One is a heel team.

>>2754576
Shane

>AJ and Shinsuke just hanging out

Excuse me, boys, I gotta go write some fanfic

an actually chuckle-worth segment

dont get that with raw

>>2754577
Nothing Sammi has ever done has been fun

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>AJ and Shinske on the same channel
>Ram

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kek, BKOSS

>horrible canadian accent
>terrible southern accent
>horrible nipnop accent

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>>2754576
>mfw it actually happened

I kinda dig this focused Mojo. If they prep him well I wouldn't mind him getting a push.

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>>2754576
>Literally a fucking logo and nothing else
why are people excited?

BRO

WOO

WOO

WOO

BASED RYDER!

One word Nakameme promos are based, they should stick to this.

Serious Mojo is decent

>I like him
kekd.

BASED ZACK

enough cocaine for sami tonight

BASED FUCKING RYDER IS HERE LADS

OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

BASED WOOO WOOO WOOO

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>>2754545
English can blow, dawg

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HES BACK LADS

where my broskis at?

Zack Ryder definitely isn't turning on Mojo tonight.

Nope.

WOO WOO WOO

WOO WOO WOO

Is Mojo Rawley practically discount Cena?

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WHERE MY BROSKIS AT

S T I L L H Y P E

ZACK IS GOING TO SAVE THE TAG DIVISION

THE FUTURE WWE CHAMPIONS BY THE FREEBIRD RULE

Ryder heel turn incoming

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WOO WOO WOO!

...Mojo is going heel on Ryder...

FUCK YES BOYS HYPE BROS

DANCING NEGRO

>>2754584
Post it famalam

HEEL TURN COMING

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B R O S K I
R
O
S
K
I

>>2754615
BASED

>>2754576
This anon just got btfo by Ryder

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le glowing nigress

i LOVE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE NAOMI HAS PAINT ON HER TITTIES

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This two segment just won me for tonight
I can turn off my TV and go to bed happy

does naomi have the best jiggaboo shuffle in wwe history?

>LE DANCING BLACK WOMAN

Ryder is a cuck.

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>>2754609

THE BELT STILL DOESN'T GLOW

>>2754592
nintendo babbies have nothing else to be hype for
this e3 sucked desu

>this revealing naomi ringwear

o my

>Aryans vs niggers

Who wins?

Dem tiddies are gonna pop out during the match

Naomi vs Lana, ultimate surrender match

>>2754631
Most assuredly

BASED HYPE BROS

>belt STILL isn't glow in the dark

WHY?

Do you think the Usos tag in and out on Naomi and does she know which one she is fucking?

>>2754635
The side plates glow.

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>>2754609

based Mater

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> watching sky tv
> just despicable me 3 commercials and literal lubricant

> no based metroid 4 commercial

I wish this was Raw.

>>2754651
HUH. There are no commercials for it yet. It was literally just what that one guy posted.

They are going to turn Ryder heel and feed him to Mojo... FUCK THIS COMPANY

>>2754647
No they don't.

>>2754639
>both fall for a WE WUZ KANGZ meme

Time for Godzilla Tamina

>>2754651
You do realize that they're talking about Nintie's E3 presentation, right?

TA MI NA

I DID NOT SHOOT PRESIDENT

Oh shit! It's Nia Jax on SmackDown!

>>2754657
It's sad how realistic that is

TA MI NA

It's too bad Tamina sucks

>>2754565
Oh wow. That's really gay.

LANA'S SEX MUSIC

>>2754576
>metroid prime 4
WAIT WHAT
IS THIS REAL

holy shit Tamina has music?

She's like Christian Joy's hotter sister.

>>2754656

i dont realize shit! i just figured im watching different commercials

Lana's new theme is pretty dope, desu.

Based Lana gonna save us from this inevitable botchfest

>>2754658
Yes they do, you mongoloid.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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BIG YES ON LANA

Anyone else really digging Lana's theme music?

No way those titties stay in

Lana is so fucking hot

WE WANT RUSEV CHANTS

>>2754678
TA MI NA

WE WANT RUSEV

WHERE THE FUCK IS RUSEV ANYWAY???

BASED LANA APPEARANCE WITH DEM CURVES

>we want rusev chants

NICE.

>>2754677

Yeah, news is out though that Retro isn't the one developing it.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BASED RURU?!

WE WANT RUSEV

We want rusev

>>2754664

nah i dont follow that shit i havent even beaten fallout 4 yet.

>>2754684
I literally rewound and watched, they don't glow at all.

>Rusev comes out
>"We want Lana."

>Lana comes out
>"We want Rusev."

How would you guys book the women's MiTB? make it Lana win and then the winner cash it in that same night?

Or what would you do?

WE WANT RUSEV

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"WE WANT RUSEV"

you and me both, Nawlins

WE ALL WANT RUSEV BROS

REMINDER THAT LANA/RUSEV POWERCOUPLE NEVER BECAUSE VINCE HAS A MASSIVE HATEBONER FOR THEM BOTH

>>2754677
Yes, also a Metroid 2 remake

Nintendo announced TWO Metroid games.

Rusev should be the MITB winner.

Based Rusev

RUSEV OVER AS FUCK

>>2754322
WE WANT RUSEV

>>2754677
yes, but that's literally all they showed.

Later during treehouse they revealed Metroid:Samus Returns for 3ds. It's a Metroid 2 remake and they showed 30ish minutes of gameplay. Looks good and comes out later this year.

We're getting a 2.5D Metroid and Metroid Prime 4.

This is not a drill

For some reason I really like Lana's theme. It's so catchy.

>>2754322

GIVE US BASED RURU NOW

Naomis ass looking extra thicc tonight

I love black womyn now

>Tamina actually getting crowd responses

Holy shit, Smackdown IS magic!

WHERE IS HANDSOME RUSEV?

>>2754693
>>2754677
The game is being made by the studio that made Dong Tropical Freeze, it's in good hands lads

>>2754699
>rewound
*Rewinded

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>>2754707
Yeah, instead that put beta tumbleweed faced fuck Kevin Fat Owens FAT in it. Fucking dopes.

That ass shot looked like it connected

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Naomi gives me jungle fever. Anyone else?

>We want Rusev chants
>People on twitter still don't understand that WWE mutes the crowd
>They think the chant was a failure

I hate wrestling fans on twitter

I for one am loving the way one side of Naomis bottom keeps wedging its way up there.

Also
>Taminas coming out party

slop

>>2754727
wtf I love niggresses now

did we just see a naomi labia slip?

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mfw Lana becomes the greatest female talker in WWE history

Inb4 Rusev beats the living shit out of ziggler and joins the MitB match

>TAMINAS COMING OUT PARTY
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>2754722
rewound
riːˈwaʊnd/

past and past participle of rewind.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13184373
http://www.strawpoll.me/13184373
http://www.strawpoll.me/13184373
http://www.strawpoll.me/13184373

>>2754727
yeah i go fap to thicc black women and then it goes away!

OH SHIT

HOLY BASED SPINEBUSTER

>>2754727
Yes. Too bad she can't wrestle or talk for shit. Should stick to total divas and photoshoots.

DAT FINISHER

HOLY FUCK

>That finisher

Based Lana

>>2754723
KO is a far superior wrestler to Rusev, that's basically a fact.
>but le /ourguy/

>>2754742
>no all of the above

>>2754736
THIS!

>Lana takes off her shoes

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Nig Orleans BTFO'd

>>2754727
they always end up converting you once you give in.

t. 5 years in a relationship with a black girl.

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Not gonna lie, that belt looks pretty good with Lana's dress

That's an ass buster

MUH DICK

I was at a house show recently
Byron Saxton was walking around the crowd interviewing little kids n shit
dude is a big guy, would shake hands with literal any little kid or fat basement dweller

>>2754741
Why the fuck are you just making shit up?

What was that move that Lana used?

That finisher doesn't fit Lana.

Lana looks gorgeous with the title

Based Lana bringing back the Billy Kidman powerbomb/spinebuster

Was that finisher botched? Naomi took a huge bump there

BASED LANA

THE NEXT TRISH STRATUS

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>Lanas feet

>>2754760
Spine buster

>Lana wrestling in a dress

What is this? TNA?

>>2754754
you can't compete with black men

>>2754759
Why do you not speak English?

lmao she struggled to stand up, also maharajah time boys

her finisher looks like it has impact unlike bayley to belly

Naomi got fucking wrecked

>>2754761
What the fuck do you want?

A ddt?

>>2754742
God I've missed these

JBL CALLED IT A BELT

>>2754760
I have seen it called a Rydeen bomb or a riding bomb. It is in alot of Fire Pro games.

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>>2754770
Uhhhh

RAW = Nitro
SD = Thunder

>>2754751
>Not realizing that best Bella is all you need

anyone see JBL pull a "fuck this" moment after he stunbled saying "That belt will look good around Lana's waist on Sunday" after the match? Rewind and watch it, pretty funny.

From BMAJ & Becky to Jinder & Lana, what went wrong smackbros ?

>>2754770
Well it is easier to do it without cell bars between you and your partner

>>2754783
Well she isn't wrong

>>2754773
she kept standing on her dress, literally unavoidable if they are making her wrestle in a dress

>>2754789
>>2754789
>>2754789
New bread

>>2754771
I'm speaking English right now you fucking dickwad. Why can't you just admit when your wrong? God damn your fucking pathetic

Can these stupid Mike's commercials stop? The drink has a tiny bit of alcohol in it, not fucking LSD.

Kek just had an advert for women's cricket on the British stream

Live next Monday: Roman Reigns vs Announcement

>>2754796
Why not just get a dictionary you fucking retard. You know what that is right?

BIG BASED POO

What's happened so far

Jinder's theme is the shit.

>>2754828
wwe isnt good at producing rap music

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>>2754784
This

We had a similar rug for our dog to shit on.

oh god don't fucking start

whats wrong with jinder's voice

COWBOY BOB OR-TIN

>MY People
>MY Language

OBOLOHOBOLO

Pulling in that Indian mark money

>bolo bolo bolo

is that the Indian version of heuheuheu?

Randy looks great right now, guarantee he'll look like shit at MITB