>reddit smarks will buy into this fat manlet as credible
kek. he looked like an obese child out there with brock
>>2752058
Looks more credible than Reigns and everyone outside Cena
He is so boring. Should be in the midcard.
>>2752058
>obese
He can outlast most of the main event roster in a marathon not named Seth and Finn
who would you put on that spot op?
>>2752112
Big Dog or Braun
>>2752112
Based Big Dog or Braun
>>2752112
Roman Reigns or Braun Strowman
>>2752058
>Th-That isn't r-realistic!
Kek, is that why Brock barely (even with the aid of roids) beat a short, fat, Somoan IRL?
>>2752139
Yeah, lifting actual weights increases the risk of injury.
>>2752144
He was on gear, but let's be realistic. He didn't "barely" win.
>>2752058
>Brock will never lose to manlet
>>2752146
I know anon, I was exaggerating to prove a point. Thanks for ruining my bait shitpost, dickbreath.
>>2752146
roided up bork bork'd an unmotivated hunt, not that special tbqh, he got BTFO by an even bigger roid monkey and also got BTFO by a skinny fat mexican.
>>2752157
And needed a miracle to beat a guy with a fucked up back and neck.
>>2752157
Overeem was an animal back in the day and he beat Junior DoS Santos and Hunt even off gear. He's a very underrated fighter.
Calling Cain fucking Velasquez a skinnyfat Mexican is just retarded. That guy would maul the entire WWE roster with one hand tied behind his back. And btw, you're crazy if you think those guys aren't running something too. Every athlete is on gear, it's just a question of who gets caught.
>>2752144
>one is a heavyweight mma fighter with kickboxing background
>the other is a fat playfighter who the average man could destroy
>>2752058
I hated Joe up until this point but after his promo, I buy into it totally. He's short but he's not a lightweight. He's also strong, a vet, and into the whole submission shit. I don't think he should beat Brock but it will be an interesting matchup, much more interesting than any of the other options in the 5-way. What's the matter OP, afraid of change and like when things stay the same old shit?
>>2752144
>comparing a trained ufc fighter to some jobber who got bitch slapped by Nash and got his ass kicked by Teddy Hart
gg
Sloppy Joe is Oreowens with less hair. You would all be bitching if Kevin was facing Brock. Why is this any different?
>>2752185
t. never met a Samoan in his life
>>2752058
There's only 2.5 ways I'm ok with this ending.
>1
Long grueling match, with Joe finally coming out on top by jumping on Brock's back, locking in the clutch, and Brock passing out after a minute of fighting it. / Same thing but Joe ends it with an F5 out of nowhere.
>2
Long, grueling match that ends with Brock as the victor, the Raw after Lesnar is in the ring, looking like an autistic badass, Heyman is giving himself a stroke going on a about how badass Bork is, how he's "CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER, ROMAN REIGNS, GOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG, AND NOW SAMOA JOE, THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO CHALLENGE THE B-" "BRAAAAAUN!" *crowd proceeds to Mark the fuck out, Braun proceeds to squash the part-timer at Summerslam*
>>2752125
Braun is hurt and they are saving Roman for Mania dumbfuck
>>2752185
>Trains in mma to the point of almost being a career
>Tosses around fit grown men almost 300 days a year
Sure buddy whatever you say
>>2752144
>barely won
lol what fight were you watching?
You losers really do complain about everything
If your not hype as fuck for this your a fucking faggot who doesnt understand the sport. This is going to be fucking awesome.
Cant wait for Cena and Lesnar at Mania as well after Brock goes through all the challengers including Roman.
>>2752112
Roman or Strowman obviously. Who tf did you think?
i liked samoa joe in his tna days, but he's been pretty boring in the wwe
>>2752112
Honestly Braun and Roman
>Trains in mma to the point of almost being a career
>still got his ass kicked by Teddy Hart just like cm punk