remember when raw was good briefly? edition
I need a cigarette
2000 was a long time ago.
>"I need a cigarette."
Anti-tobacco ads BTFO
how long until jericho ends his shitty tour?
>Titus O'Neil will never be your father
holy shit is broken matt and brother neroetty really going to be the main event?
>>2751086
RACIAL PROFILING
>>2751082
missed it, who said that?
>>2751093
Yes. It was confirmed at the start.
who's going to be Miz's partner lads?
That Bayley interview was Autism.
Also Titus is a great heel. He hasn't really changed his moral or thoughts. He's just a dick now.
>Slater's gimmick is literally "I GOT KIDS"
>Titus is a literal super dad of the year
Another reason to back The Titus Brand
Miz BTFO
I CAME TO PLAY
am i the only one that unironically likes bayley?
I want to nut inside of Mayrse so bad
>>2751089
>Titus as your father will never kiss you in the lips
Titus seems like a good father.
Just kill this company already
THAT'S IT. I CAN'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE
And we have a new low.
>I'm 30 years old and I'm watching a man in a bear suit ride a tricycle
wat
...Raw is dead.
THE BEAR IS JUSTIN GABRIEL
i want to die
WHAT?.. OK Vince Russo is definitely
the bear is back, brb going to kill myself
Best reaction from Cole ever. Oh my god
BASED BEAR DRAWING DIMES
YES, SURELY THIS WILL KEEP PEOPLE FROM WATCHING THE NBA FINALS AND KEEP THEM TUNED INTO RAM
BASED VINCE KNOWS HOW TO DRAW DIMES
>CANE DEWEY
FOR BOOKING THIS SHIT.
IS A BIG BEAR
HE GOT A TRICYCLE!
Was watching Putin, anything happen in the last hour?
Did Vince piss off the creative team?
Bear is over as fuck
Miz trying to team with his opponent to beat up his own partner
KEK
MIZ IS GOING TO GET THIS FUCKING BEAR SO FUCKING OVER
AND IT WILL ONE DAY UNMASK AS DBRY
Daniel Bryan in the bear costume screencap this
>miz getting a bear over
Is there anything he can't do?
>>2751135
The Bear is Miz's Tag partner
Idk. It's stupid but...it's something different.
Is it Rowan?
>Mizbear
What the fuck?
This is what happens when the writers don't have to take the wellness tests
WHERE DOES THAT SON OF A BITCH LIVE? WHERE DOES MICK FOLEY'S SON LIVE. HE'LL PAY FOR THIS RUSSO-ESQUE SHIT
The bear is sandow.
4 U
>SquaredCircle sign
Of course there's one.
>>2751135
A man wearing a bear costume and riding a tricycle is wrestling. They have reverted to 80s early 90s.
inb4 The Bear is Mizdow
>>2751144
Save RAM's ratings I guess
>>2751132
kek
Vince Russo is back.. really wtf is this
>>2751150
That would be a decent twist.
>10pm
>a bear on a tricycle riding down the ramp
come on, guys
Isn't the bear gimmick just a rehash of Adam Rose and the rabbit?
Is that Rowan or Goldy
Rhyno went from ECW to tagging with Heath Slater against a bear
Classic RAM
>>2751150
Raw would be 5/5 of that happened.
>Not many superstars use the tag rope anymore
>He's old school
Yes just admit that you blatantly ignore your own rules...
>>2751161
>Dad walks into the room
>>2751153
More charisma than Zayn at least
>BEARLY LEGAL
Bear is LOOKING REAL JAKKED BABY
>>2751149
>autistic daughter
>autistic sons
>frank the clown
the absolute state of foley's family
>Daniel Bryan once fought a bear
I thought that wasn't canon
story-wise, Miz suspects the bear is Dean, which is why he is so hesitant
VINCE ACTUALLY DID IT
HE MADE ANIME REAL
>bear hits GTS
>pins rhyno
>miz and everybody else looking confused af
>music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sig6ZL2EkUQ
>he was inside the bear all the time
Miz getting NUCLEAR HEAT
>literally nobody
i hate this so much
Most scumbags cannot identify this flag, can you?
>People get paid good money to write this
And I bust my ass creating complex Excel sheets for $15.45 an hour
It's Wade Bear-ett
Good night.
>>2751177
L O L
Toshiyaki-kun run in when?
LOOK HOW WACKY HE IS!!!!
Lol all these Performance Center cucks getting fed to the Miz
Bear is over as fuck now
Listen to all these bear puns
>>2751187
DIVORCE ANGLE!
This
Is
Terrible
Lol at Maryse LOLing
>Ambrose doing his best Yano impression
Deanetty killing the ratings
Dean in charge of ruining based Miz's marriage.
Well the Sony conference was fucking gay. Did I miss anything good the last 65 minutes?
>trying to break Miz and Maryse
RAW is complete trash
Maryse buttblasted!!
Vince with his fucking hot wife ditches the husband angle again
How many couples has he pulled this on now
Woah... They're back to 3 man band music
Reunion incoming
>20 years of Michael Cole
>>2751186
Dewey earned every goddamned dime that was handed him.
>Get back to work, VeeJayyyy
>>2751206
Trust me, go back to were you came from
How is Dean the face again?
>>2751206
I knew it was going to be, but give me a quick run down please.
Why does it take them SOOO long to do shit now. They have to drag out EVERYTHING and the timing is always slow.
Plus you got long ass boring promos where they talk alot without saying anything of importance
>>2751206
I thought it was at in 2hrs...fuck
so it was no DQ? I'm confused
>Dean is a closet furry
Probably should have seen this coming.
I don't even know what to say another this company anymore
>>2751186
>excel sheets
>complex
At least say Access databases.
Did I love that or hate it, lads?
>>2751217
Because Miz is a bitch and got comeuppance
>>2751221
I don't think the ref saw that the first bear wasn't ambrose
>What do you want me to say, Book. We just called a match with a man in a bear suit
Based Cole no-selling that shitty "match"
>>2751221
ref didn't know the bears were switched?
>A DDT is so powerful it knocked two guys practically unconscious.
>RAW vs Smackdown
>Raw announcing Smackdown's PPV..
the absolute state of the brand split
>>2751232
Does it really matter?
>>2751202
LOLing!?
Send in the Man!!!
I hate wrestling.
>>2751234
They both do that
>>2751233
DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT
!!!
>post yfw Matt becomes broken
>>2751224
I know you just mastered vlookups and pivot tables and think you're an Excel expert, but there's much more to it than that.
I actually thought this faggotry ended and was perplexed as fuck for a moment
How much longer?
Something something see you all next week.
God help us all.
>>2751239
Please do not do that here
Just finished watching Sony shit the bed; anything interesting in the last hour?
40 mins match?
I'm so fucking tired of the Hardy Boyz fighting Sheamus and Cesaru over and over and over and over and over and over again.
If they aren't going to be broken then just have them split, their nostalgia run is fucking done.
>actually watching RAM instead of LeGOAT
Cringe
>>2751245
>vlookups and pivot tables
>>2751249
Sony have anything of worth?
WTF is up with all of the video packages tonight?
>>2751253
>Reading comprehension
>You
>finish watching Sony E3 conference
>open up a stream
>Miz gets punked by wacky Dean while the commentators shit over it all
I really need to get into NJPW.
>>2751249
I asked the other anon but I want two opinions. Give some deets on just how bad.
>>2751234
Good brother are you implying that they are going to skip a beat to tell you about the WWE Network for 9.99?
>>2751258
Ive been thinking the same thing especially after that Omega/Okada match. Tonight doesnt help
>>2751249
>anything interesting in the last hour
A black man was a good father and then a bear pinned the Intercontinental Champion.
I'm not kidding about either of those.
>>2751261
Are you actually good at wrestling Lana?
>>2751180
Why can't this be real?
I still like Bayley.
>>2751254
SOTC Remake (again). Slices of their random who cares IP and the expected (DLC for Horizon, new reel for GOW4). Main hype came from Monster Hunter World coming out, but it's also coming out for PC and Xbox. Just utterly uninteresting for the Sony exclusives. Spiderman finished everything and was a constant stream of rule of cool QTE's left and right and left and right.
If nothing else it was just games, even the twenty minute long "buy our VR" section was games. even if they weren't that interesting.
What is Nevilles gimmick?
>Roman not on the show to shield him from the terrible ratings against the NBA finals
Insider here. Brand split is getting canned in the summer. That is all.
That segment was a Bear to get through.
>that Michael Cole botch
KEK
>>2751274
Being angry for being under utilized as a main roster guy, gave him a complex which led to KENG OF THE KROOZERWEEEGHTS
>two purple matches in one night
Yeah Neville.. beat that nigger up..
>>2751274
the king of the cruiserweights obviously
>>2751276
I hope it doesn't
booker is so based
Ever since he wet his hair he is so based
Neville has been super based. He should get a US Title run at some point.
>PJP
What did he mean by this ?
>>2751283
they somehow have to fill in 3 fucking hours of snorefest.
what happened to Sasha? wasn't she with Swann?
What happened to Dean?
Christ, at this point WHO can actually take the belt off him
>>2751294
How? US title is on Raw
what did neville say? I cant understand his accent
>>2751295
Pineapple jerkoff person
Long live The King of the Cruiserweights. His twitter is amazing, too.
>topknot Charley
>>2751297
No, Swann was with her.
>>2751298
he's a furfag now
...renee probably is too
>>2751297
That shit is over. It was a one night thing for the awful Fox storyline.
OBEY SNAPBACKS
Cass is turning on Enzo tonight
>>2751306
Don't like her hair liek that, would not bang
They really need to work on coordinating their timing with that tagline. They're always off with each other.
>>2751266
Which black man was a good father? Titus brand?
Cesaro and Sheamus split-up when
Anyone else like the light blue lighting they use on the Smackdown commercials?
>>2751313
uncultured swine
not watching, how shit is raw out of 10?
Fucks sake it is june and we are still doing this enzo/cass vs the club program?
>>2751310
>nigger hat
I just got worked
>>2751319
It doesn't even deserve a rating
Does being gay and liking wrestling go hand-in-hand? How many actual straight wrestling fans are there in %tile terms?
>>2751319
Not bad
1.5/10
>>2751321
There's no way those patches on their jackets was a coincidence, Creative team confirmed for jamars
>>2751319
1 being total shit and 10 being absolute shit? I'd say it's shit
You might as well have teddy as the GM, Shane just sets sick man tag team matches every fucking Tuesday they just have nothing better to do
>yfw you realize Roman was left off this week's show to help improve the ratings
It's a fucking pain to watch this, I can't even force myself to do it anymore.
I'm just going to watch on youtube tomorrow if something interesting happened, and subscribe to NJPW.
Fuck you Vince.
>>2751324
i don't know any faggot wrestling fans
wwe is alpha
>>2751334
t. obese redditor
The Bald Brothers, 2 sweet me somebody
Which one is getting jumped backstage this time?
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
>>2751074
the bear is more over than half the roster
I tuned out. 2 tag matches in the 3rd hour, they're fucking crazy with this writing
>>2751339
CASS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
GOOD BROTHERS
Who the fuck is attacking these retards?
Bet it was the Revival.
who is that lurking around in the background, Red Herring?
>>2751349
Maven
>>2751349
revival
>>2751339
here you go broski
>2 SWEET ME
>>2751338
>Someone not enjoying this fucking objective abomination of a show
>R-reddit, he's-he's reddit!
Why, because he's refusing to drink the Kool-Aid? He's man enough to say enough is enough and no longer wants to put himself through this clusterfuck?
>>2751353
fuck the revival
NEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>2751339
Oh boy...look who is in the background
THEY GAVE THE GOOD BROTHERS MICS
>>2751350
Nonsense, just because they're always in the background walking away
>They said HOOT
ROCKY ROMERO COMING STATESIDE WHEN? BRING TRENT, HE CAN PLAY TOO.
such writing.
So I guess for the next two weeks both will be ambushed backstage.
lol thought it was going to cut to Enzo on the ground
>>2751349
Mean street posse
Jesus Christ, who gives a fuck. Hopefully this big retard is beaten into a coma along with that other faggot.
>>2751349
Rikishi
>>2751354
>>2751356
weren't you leaving or just a cry for attention faggot?
literally nobody stopping you from watching something else you dumb bitch
>>2751339
>Gunka doing the chad 2 badd laugh
They should give them mic time every week I'm such a mark
>literal crickets for what skull and 8-ball had to say
Just let these pair of losers fuck off back to Japan.
NEEERRRRD
>>2751074
where is finn balor
>saving the Tag title match for last
So are they doing to Broken thing tonight
>>2751377
This. Based Chad 2 Badd.
Show heel turn incoming
>Turns out that it's Big Show beating up Enzo and Cass in his latest heel turn
i wonder if big show will turn heel
WEEELLLLLLLLLL
>>2751363
>those keks
>nerds
>2sweet me
give these dudes mics every damn week ffs
>>2751370
He did it for The Rock
Cock werk
Wow, what a complete waste of 2 minutes
Poor Cass
>>2751388
>Turns out that it's Big Show beating up Enzo and Cass in his latest heel turn
notice how Big Cass said he "had never been hit so hard" after he got attacked?
Big Show would hit pretty damn hard with his KO punch
they teasing us like they running a porn company
Cass cucked
MATT ABOUT TO GET BROKED
Cass ;_;
>Cass cucked by Ellsworth with Carmella
>Cass cucked by Big Show with Enzo
kek
Is it the big show that it's attacking both?
i mean his punch is a one hit KO 90% of the time. it makes sense
>big show literally still climbing in the ring
>gallows and anderson already directly behind big show while he is in a prone position
how plen do you have to be to be entertained by this GARBAGE?
>It's a big show will be turning heel for the 10th time this year edition
>>2751401
The Revival was literally there walking away in the back. It has to be them.
>Ellsworth
>Big Show
How can one man be so cucked?
>>2751375
>E-Drones SEETHING when faced with the tall task of someone else not enjoying this product, speaking negatively of the product and choosing to shitpost about in the threads.
>G-G-Go away! Weren't you leaving? Leave us alone, Mister!
Holy fucking shit, everyone else is right about you. You people really ARE brainwashed. How about you suck my dick instead?
>>2751390
IT'S THE BIG SHOW
KINO TIME
KINO
BASED TRUTH SAVING THOSE SHIT SEGMENTS
R-K I N O
Based Truth
Civil War reference...
BASED TRUTH
K I N O
A L E R T
>KINO IS THE BEST THING ON RAW
>>2751430
Dumbass it's from Cool Hand Luke
I like serious enzo
Beeg vs Cass for Enzos's boipucci
>2 out of 3 falls
>eighteen minutes left
Not enough time for proper breaking
This shit show is still better than the sony e3 presentation
>>2751430
my hands are tied
>>2751441
Not watching, what's been announced?
What's the main event????
>>2751416
>watching wwe bitching about it
>posting on /asp/ bitching about it
you have a mental disorder
>>2751438
>Promo was unleashing the best
>Gets BTFO
>2/3 fall match with 20 mins left
This company is a joke
Holy shit. I just realized, thanks to the replay, Bo Dallas has insanely long hair.
>>2751401
why in the fuck would Beeg care about some literal whos tag team?
>>2751450
Wyatt familly confirmed
>>2751450
I didn't know he was still with WWE.
>>2751445
Spiderman is all QTE's
>Sheamus & Cesaro get both falls
>15 minutes for a 2 out of 3 falls match
One of the hardys are turning tonight
>>2751438
Gonna be 10 left by the time everyone comes out
holy shit
the fuck was that noise just now when Joe was talking...
>>2751459
Well that's a dissapointment
>>2751464
it was a shout out to Asuka
>>2751404
>BROKED
Sorry anon...
>>2751462
are ya stupid. there is 25 mins left raw always ends at 11:15
I KNEW YOU'DE COME
>>2751441
Was it worse than Bethesda's?
>>2751456
Wyatt Family had long beards not long hairs
Who /thinksthisrawsuckedbutstuckaroundforthismatchbecauseyouhadthefeelingitllbereallyreallygood/
bayley was alright in that promo.
>>2751473
>Caring about video games
Grow up
>>2751479
Same can be said about wrestling
>>2751475
>2 out of 3 falls
>10 minutes left and hasn't started.
Idk man.
>>2751479
>he said during a children's wrestling show
>>2751475
I unironically only watch raw for Hardys, Shesaro, Gold/Truth Kino, and Titus Brand memes.
I somehow enjoy Bayley/Dana/Sasha though
>>2751445
Monster Hunter World multi-plat, vr shovelware, spiderman QTE
The crowd were so bored that they made tonight's raw crowd like something from the Attitude Era
>>2751481
Yeah I was hoping they'd get 30 minutes, but it's looking like even with Raw going over the most they can get is 20.
Oh my god, they're showing the same Roman package twice.
>>2751479
>He says on a professional wrestling board
BASED BIG DOG
>>2751487
Based Ubisoft completely dominating E3 desu
>>2751473
what the fuck did you just say about Bethesda? also buy Fallout 4 and the dlcs.
>selling Ramen like he's big shit
fug Shaesaro look good with the belts
>>2751487
These fucks are so awful they're going to let Nintendo win E3, aren't they?
What is sheamous and cesaro gimmicks even?
>>2751495
how come he's just allowed to 'announce' his plans for summerslam? isn't that up to kurt angle
why wouldn't he just announce himself a universal title match
>crowd dead for Sheamus and Cesaro
>>2751494
Big Dimes Todd working the smarks
>>2751500
Huge.
>>2751501
two words
>big
>dog
>>2751500
european
Brock and Joe should come out clear the ring and keep fighting
Fuck this match
Does this seem to be moving slowly yet spots are happening fast?
>>2751501
because it's his yard anon
That's really aggravating. The match has been going on for a minute and a half and there's already a fall. Then wwe has the balls to throw in a commercial.
They truly give no fucks anymore
what the hell
Ffs why even bother making it 2/3?
>2 out of 3 falls match
>starts with less than 10 minutes left in Ram
>1st fall seconds after the match starts
>commercial break
So, they didn't even try this week, huh?
>>2751501
it's his yard, nerd
Jeff Dar BTFO
>>2751512
One could say they have Great Balls of Fire
>>2751517
You'll be back no matter what. WWE doesn't give a shit. What? You gonna leave and watch Lucha Underground? See you next week.
Why the fuck did I convince myself that this might be good.
Jesus christ.
>>2751501
Implying he isn't going to announce he's going to wrestle the winner from great balls of fire then kurt is going to come down and say "hur you need number 1 contender" so he squashes someone in the main event
>Main event
>Commercials three times longer than the actual match
Fucks sake.
>>2751500
Gay nazis
Worst RAM of the year. Although, that's not saying much
So... when will Vince die ?
>>2751525
This. My guess is its Bray again because...reasons.
What the fuck is going on
>>2751522
The big dropping in the ratings clearly points out that people aren't coming back
>2 out of 3 falls match
>not even doing the first fall during the commercial to really work the smarks
>Throwing out this shitty Pizza Hut advert in the middle of the fucking match
I see they're in full shill mode tonight
>gallows not calling dar a nerd
Poor Noam
Dar is such a cuck.
Noam Dar and The Club for a pizza commercial. It was alright.
>The Club bullying Noam
but
why
>getting cheesy bites instead of a regular stuffed crust
>>2751499
cyberpunk 2077 when?
>Dar and the Club
Who am I supposed to cheer for? Club's being dicks because they can and Dar is pussy whipped.
>>2751550
They both suck. The cheese isn't real cheese. Like I know it is but it's like those cold cheese sticks you can buy in stores.
B
A
S H E A M U S
E
D
>me looking at the clock right now
>>2751416
Don't have to be a E-Drone to see that you're annoying as always, Carter. Also.
>Going into a thread about something I don't like to get some le ebic shitposts
You should go back to /v/. That's the only board that rewards that type of autism.
wait is this for the titles
I'm actually shocked there wasn't a commercial there.
>>2751550
stuffed with philadelphia is a thing from heaven
>>2751566
yes
Matt is moving really slowly. Are his legs just completely calcified?
>>2751566
Yea, hence why when te hardys lose matt will break
lmao, my god, they could've done so much with this by just giving these guys time. Fuck you, WWE.
They really aren't going to end tonight with Brock..
They're focusing on Matt's head a lot.
BROKEN MATT INCOMING
>>2751535
>Implying Gaytch and Steph won't kill the company
>>2751573
They wanted to do it before the NBA finals
>>2751573
Hahahahaha. You think WWE is going to use Brock. You pay to see a real match nigga.
This is still hype.
should i?
ARE YOU SERIOUS
WHAT IS THIS BULL FUCKERY
why do they makes us wait 2:40hrs to see a decent match?
hurr durr double countout guess we better break da tie at da pay per pew
Wow...this is how you end it? Raw is dead.
the state of this company, an actual draw, like last night in japan, haha, get it?
>No breaking
WELP.
That shit legit made me laugh
What a fucking waste
NJPW BTFO
>and then it just ended
uh, well see you faggots tmrw
How do you want your main even, senpai?
They tricked me into watching for this tag match and that's what they did with it.
This fucking company.
E-drones will never recover from this. They spent a full day laughing about draws, then RAM does it.
gamethread for Bring it to the table where?
my god, the absolute state of this company, is there still hope ?
>>2751623
>watching that propaganda bullshit instead of the NBA finals
you have to have sex
"Good show tonight" - Reddit
great match dumb ending
>>2751618
>yfw le e drone posters weigh 500lbs
>>2751635
why do indie cucks and njpw cucks pretend that reddit likes wwe, reddit is the reason we have manlet indie faggots on all the time
>>2751635
Let's guess. All 5* matches?
"For once it felt like Raw flew by like it was nothing, great episode." -Reddit
>>2751635
>I really think Raw has turned the corner now
>shitting on Russo
don't you dare WWE
>>2751642
>reddit is the reason
Are you listening to yourself right now? Remove yourself from your internet cocoon you shut-in, reddit doesn't actually affect anything.
>>2751668
t. circled square