Ram Gamethread #1

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>>2750102
What will be more disappointing, Ram or Sony's e3 presentation?

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The state of RAM theads

>>2750106
Both literally draw 0 dimes

>NBA Finals
>E3/Sony
How fucked are the ratings this week? Will Bork be enough to keep them out of the gutter?

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At least we have Brock tonight

>Lesnar on first to get as many viewers as possible before they plummet to an all time low in an hour

>>2750106
Bethesda. Nobody can top

PAID

MODS

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where da wrestling at?

Jojo gonna get the night off?

>>2750106
after the x box x, sony can't do much worse

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My body is ready.

what is Seth Rollins' gimmick?

NEW RECORD LOW RATINGS TONIGHT AMIGOS

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BORK

Samoa Joe's facial hair is terrible

based brock

Oh hey, Lesnar's here.

>brock actually on RAM

>>2750106
Sony. I already expect Ram to be shit, so I won't be disappointed when it is.

>no pop for Brock
Oh, it's a shit crowd episode

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I only watch this shit because of you guys.

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>you lived to see Ubisoft have the best conference so far

what's that arround bork's waist?

>>2750122
he designs buildings

>>2750122
Minecraft enthusiast

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>>2750132
i liked italian joe

Brock this early? GOOD now i dont have to waste 3 hours, literally just for here for Lesner

So does brock exist outside of the world of faces and heels?

What the fuck was that graphic?

The Raw Galactic title is so fucking ugly.

Is Bray on Raw or SDL? I can't remember

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>2750144
Yes.

They should have Brock interfere in every match destroying everybody

>>2750122
Regicide

>>2750142
meant to reply to >>2750129

>>2750122
executes monarchs

bringing Brock out early because they know they can't compete with the NBA so they're not even gonna try

Thats a timid crowd, is this corpse cristy?

>>2750148
Papi estoy listo para otra porquería de ram

literally who?

where are they from tonight? crowd is dead as fuck tonight. no reaction for bork.

>>2750148
Aca mi judio

Is the lighting extra strong tonight?

Crowd is fucking shit

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who else is turning this off after the joe/brock/heyman promo?

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>post yfw Nintendo finally announces a new proper Metroid game tomorrow

>>2750111
ratings will drop like a rock after the first hour no matter what.

>>2750163
Every RAM crowd is dead nowadays, that's what happens when your product sucks.

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>the state of RAM
yo just cut the show early its done for

crowd is dead

>>2750163
From some French swamp I think...

You can read Borks shirt to know where they are. Lafayette, Louisiana.

>>2750148
Right here daddy

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>>2750169
>He's still waiting for a proper Metroid

Fuck this crowd

>>2750148
Hola po conchetumare

SAMOANS BTFO

Joe BTFO

Give Heyman credit, he's doing his best to put Joe over

God damn Heyman is so good on the mic

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>>2750169
I have some bad news for you m8

>>2750168
waiting for the sony press conference

>>2750148
DIMELO CARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!! ATAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGANAAAAAAAAAA

holy fuck, is based Heyman promoting eugenics?

wtf paul is being racist

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>According to Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer, Kenny Omega of NJPW fame has been spotted in the back of the Raw show tonight. Whether this means he will appear on Raw or not remains to be seen
Are you ready, /asp/

>>2750179
DEATH TO ANIME!

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>>2750169
Is the crowd actually there or are they cardboard cutouts? Lesnar, Heyman and Joe have gotten Carmella reactions.

>>2750151
They need Joe to do this for a few weeks so he actually looks like he has a chance

>>2750176
>Louisiana

That shithole? Aside from New Orleans, why do they bother going there anyway?

STOP HAVING TELEVISED SHOWS IN THE SOUTH

who are we spuuposed to cheer

These people pay money to go to a televised event and sit on their hands

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Here he comes!

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE

>>2750122

exploding knees

>The right hand of Samoa Joe DESTRUCTION

what the fuck does that even mean??

>>2750169
>itll be an Other M prequel
nintentdo wont make a good 2d metroid, they got jealous of another metroid 2 remake for being so good.

>fat music

>>2750207
Whoever wins

We lose

This is Undertaker v Brock all over again.

God dammit I hate when they do this shit

Well this is fun.

All these scrubs

Kek

It's a entire roster come out to break up a fight episode

holy shit the RAW roster is complete trash

RAW FINALLY DID SOMETHING GOOD

haha they did the kurt angle joe headbutt spot

Red Lesnar is back

Holy fuck this is funny

>>2750213
>right hand of destruction

Samoa Joe is just in the middle, you fucking pleb

AHAHAHAHA THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

SEGMENT OF THE YEAR

Damn they haven't done this in a minute

THIS IS AWFUL

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>>2750219

20 man tag team match playa

I've been telling you niggas for weeks that Joe vs Lesnar would be good shit

>>2750198
>>2750201
hivemind

>Hardys in the main event
>Broken Matt incoming

>THIS IS AWESOME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based titus o Neil dwarfing lesnar.

This is dumb

>Titus next to Brock

Titus Brand just got big!

Why would Kurt Angle bring out security concerning a brawl between his two top rivals? Is wrestling not verboden from a wrestling show? Do the Hollywood writers not research their own fucking show? How is this not cancelled?

worst brawl ever

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again this shit.

DE DOS A TRES CAIDAS SIN LIMITE DE TIEMPO

i'm glad they didn't book joe like a chickenshit heel, for once vince did the right thing

It's really sad to see the RAM roster together. They might as well let the regular security team wrestle matches.

IS. HE. BROKEN. YET? (or at least hinting at it, I don't think the Hardy's have even spoken in segment during the show yet)

Based Bo on tv for the first time in ages

that kick through the security was sick

Why the fuck would any of these jobbers care if Brock and Joe killed each other?

it looked like joe legit kicked brock in the face, i hope he doesnt get bob holly'd

Is fucking USA out for anyone else????

How did the opening promo go?

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>>2750169
>thinking anything will live up to the Prime series after the abortion that was Other M

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and... now brock is gone

>>2750240
Galactic anti-spiral Teddy Long that you?

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This segment seems familiar.

>>2750111
>E3 mattering for ratings

>Literally copying the Undertaker-Lesnar promo from a few years ago.

after seeing what Bork did to Orton last year that gay dance those two just did was cringey as fuck.

Might as well stop watching now. That was the segment of the night

>time to run off ram?

>>2750261
>My beast with kill you, goyim
>Fat music plays
>Brawl ensues
>Jobbers come out and separate the two
>This is Awesome chant by E-drones
>That's it

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well that was a good episode of raw, see yah guys tomorrow

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Who here /minions/?

So everyone tuned out now right?

>>2750249
make it a win baby

>>2750276
>>2750275

yes, now go and watch Lebron choke

>>2750213
Triple H said he was Seth Rollins creator and he was going to be his destroyer too, then brought in Joe to kill Rollins.

He's Triple H's right hand man, the right hand of destruction.

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>tfw just here waiting for the NBA finals to start

mandrama fucking sucks, you kids know this is fake right

>>2750268
I'm glad they showed Joe vs Lesnar segment first so I can skip raw and watch e3

>>2750264
50 GANMEN TAG TEAM MATCH WHERE SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN IS BANNED FROM GALACTIC RINGSIDE

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>>2750284
I'm gonna make a cheeky drive to Cleveland and fuck with people after the game

>>2750281

I'm just here until the Sony E3 conference starts

>>2750287
nba is fake too my man

>>2750281
Yep.

Getting ready for the Sony conference.

>>2750248
Fucking an hero already, you unhappy turd.

>>2750284
speaking of which, we need a game 5 topic here since the NBA is even more fixed than WWE.

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>>2750299

>It's the same old "Imma talk for Bork" shit they do literally every time

>>2750287
Bullshit, next you gonna tell me santa isn't real

>>2750265
Pic related segment was 20x better, and believable

was that dare I say it a 6 star segment?

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>>2750301

>>2750301
calm down vince

>>2750301
Oh shit it really is Vince

>watching same ol' RAW
>not waiting for Sony's press conference

F A G G O T S
A
G
G
O
T
S

>>2750287
>nba game 4 officiating
>not fake sports

>>2750301
Vince cut the shit and sort your product out you fucking gay

>>2750219
Reminded me of Trippple Man vs. Ramen

so /asp/

Angle has whooped both their asses on seperate occassions, why didn't he get his punk ass in there?

Anybody think the Sony conference will be worse than Bethesda?

Curt Hawkins was the MVP of that segment.

Gee that was the exact same scene as Brock vs. Undertaker...

>>2750314

Are you implying we're not doing both? Sony starts at 9.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

>>2750314
Isnt that still more than a half hour from now?

>>2750320
Yes.

>>2750314
Sony? The company that makes TVs and speakers and shit? Why should I care?

>>2750320
E3 is fucking stupid. Why are you watching it?

drifter meme man

BASED BIG BOOS ELIAS

>>2750169
>paying attention to games still
The last time I was excited for a games release was Call of Duty 4, grow up dude

Stevie Ray is better than Booker on commentary

That was the most WWE segment I've seen in a while

>Contained no chemistry between anyone involved
>Painfully scripted
>Clearly thought up an hour before the show
>Nothing happened, but it still wasted 20 minutes

Based Drifter

I want to walk with Elias...

>>2750169
No chance in hell

BASED DRIFTER
WAKING UP THE CROWD

BASED HEAT MAGNET ELIAS

REVIVING THE DEAD CROWD

Based drifter this early? last week it was a BBD match

FREE DRIFTER CONCERT BOYS

>>2750314
Why would I care about an hours long infomercial?

>>2750320

Impossible.

And thank you BASED DRIFTER.

>>2750324
Of course I am. Just wanted to fuck around.

Poor Elias-more heat than big dog-Samson

>Cajuns should be caged up

/pol/ confirmed

I can get behind this drifter comes out and shits on the crowd/city thing

CAN BARELY HOLD APPLAUSE PLEASE SING TO ME DRIFTER

BASED DRIFTER WORKING THESE INDIANA SMARKS

How long before they ruin him?

>>2750287
Maybe, but it's about 10x more entertaining than niggerball.

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>Deanetty

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They need to work on this guys name, I love him but only can remember him as based drifter

I miss honky tonk man

LUNATIC CRINGE

>>2750355
Looks like they are about to putting him with Ambrose

Oh boy whacky jeans man.

>now onto ambrose

holy fucking cringe, who writes this shit

Is there a wrestler stronger than Brock Lesnar?
And I'm referring to Universal Champion Brock Lesnar with the Galactic Championship belt and Goldberg jujitsu (with the trifecta F5 ability) equipped with a steel chair and control of the timekeeper area, a complete no holds barred stipulation, with Paul Heyman's sponsorship equipped so he can perform endless F5s and Old School WWE release jujitsu as well as being extremely skilled in the way of the kendo stick and the Undisputed Championship belt that gives +5 to all stats.

jesus the state of deanetty's physique, he looks like shit

>>2750351
Too bad he spent most of the song on ambrose

>>2750287
You goys know professional sports are fake, right?

>>2750359
There was a time they would have just called him The Drifter but noooo we have to be boring and 'real' these days

Fuck, I'm definitely a drifter mark now

[spoiler]Ambrose's new shirt looks good[/spoiler]

Elias is a big guy

>>2750324
This is what I might do. Yet I'm playing EUIV with friends so it will probably be too much information. I don't even have a PS4 anyway.

>inb4 triple-threat match for IC title at Great Balls of Fire

Black jeans vs blue jeans

Why is corey shitting on drifters singing isnt he the heel commentator?

>>2750359
I remember his name clearly. It's very memorable imo

>>2750378
He's not a big guy. He's not a small guy. He's THE guy.

I just realized, wasn't last Raw supposed to be Booker's last one announcing?

>>2750373
Look at this dude, he woulda fit right into Raven's flock

Jesus Dean looks like such a hobo, especially when he's in there with someone who actually cares about his body

>>2750380
Though this could be good because Based Drifter would have a chance to win

Why are the southern crowds always the shittiest? Didnt pro wrestling start as a Southern fad?

>>2750384
corey hated the drifter in NXT

Who /missingramandwatchinge3/ here?

>>2750384
he always hated him in nxt too

>>2750387
they made the decision to keep booker there.

>>2750314
>watching Fifa shit

The only reason I might want to watch is KH3, and square already released the new trailer, so fuck E3 until the direct tomorrow. It's been fucking abysmal this year

>>2750391
Yes but this is not RASSLIN

Why is Ambrose so fat now?

>>2750385
I keep thinking its Euria Faber and can't even tell you what his name is tbhwyf

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>ambrose
I cant take this shit sony cant start soon enough

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Singer gimmicks are always trash

So is Bray banging Jojo? I heard his wife filed for divorce. Is it a work or is jojo gonna become sista abigail?

>>2750314
>Being a console sheep

>>2750393
right here. my grandma died 3 weeks ago. feelsbadman

>>2750411
>>2750411
huehuehue

>>2750398
So no Otunga? YES!!!

>>2750399

Agree, but there's this feeling they're going to throw a surprise out there, like Ubisoft with BG&E2 earlier. Fromsoft could certainly shock everyone with whatever they want to do next.

>>2750411
Jojo is eater of cock

>Men watching Suits

>>2750399
You're a good nintendofag, I like you. But I usually like Sony's weebshit, so I kinda wanna watch

Also, I already watched all conferences, so I'm ready for even more shit

Next Wrestlemania, Bray should flash nude JoJo projections onto the ring canvas.

>>2750423
how about nude projections of himself?

>>2750411
we wuz demon kangs

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>>2750420
Nice

>>2750423
would cum hard

>>2750413
mine died 10 years ago. still miss her.

>>2750420
and bray is the eater of ass

>you suck chant
is this 2010?

>>2750314
>watching a 1 hour + conference to see 1 good game
I'll just check /v/ tomorrow.

>>2750422
Hell, the only reason I'm watching the direct is for the slim chance we get more SMT switch, but I'm burnt out on E3 I guess. KH3 is probably my most anticipated game next to SMT switch. Also might watch Sony for their JRPGs, but I just saw them upload a Fifa video, so it doesn't really bode well

>>2750287

fucking nigger

>>2750423
Now i know why hes ok with jobbing so much he just goes backstage to the best ass in wwe

>you cant wrassle

>>2750441
gotim

>>2750411

>So is Bray banging Jojo?

How did you come to that conclusion?

>>2750432
i feel you anon. my best friend died 10 years ago and it still fucks with my head majorly

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89% of Americans cant recognize this flag, can you?

>>2750438
This, anything worthwhile will be memed to hell and back.

>>2750438

>going to /v/

Why would you go to that hellhole?

>>2750452
Pakistan?

>>2750450
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2715251-bray-wyatts-wife-files-for-divorce-alleging-affair-with-wwe-announcer-jojo

>>2750454
He asks in /asp/ of all places.

dive

>>2750452
Afghanistan?

>>2750454
>he doesn't know where he is

/v/ is heaven compared to this meme wasteland

>>2750454
>not browsing /v/ for the daily porn threads
baka

dead ass crowd

>>2750452
aussie aussie aussie

>>2750452
Why are you posting a cropped version of the New Zealand flag?

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>>2750441
Whiteboi literally SEETHING

yo lmao

>>2750458

Well I'll be. Good for him.

>>2750452
England, DUH!

>>2750452
Bongladesh

CLOTHESLINE! CLOTHESLINE! CLOTHESLINE! CLOTHESLINE!

AAAAND

A WACKY CLOTHESLINE! I'M LOVING IT MAGGLE

>>2750452
Irakistan

>>2750452
United Arab Kingdom?

>>2750387
Permanently? That's good if so because he's way better than Otunga.

hnnng maryse is here

MEMELINE

The crowd is fucking dead. Why even bother paying for tickets?

Sister Abigail?

DRIFTER FOR THE WIN

BASED DRIFTER

The fuck was that?

BASED DRIFTER STILL UNDEFEATED

has upgrades in seat technology killed wrestling? everyone looks pretty comfy sitting down.

BASED DRIFTER

>>2750490
no, downgrades in talent killed wrestling.

Based Miz-kun from Mark to WWE Superstar

What's his finisher called?

Raw better not fuck up the energy of Drifter's heat. That could really be used to prop somebody up (Not Dean though).

BASED DRIFTER WITH THE GOAT THEME

Miz should help the Drifter get his life together and join him on the a-list

>>2750495

Encore.

>>2750495
The continental drift

>>2750102
lol

>>2750502
does joe have the canon most powerful superkick?

he just knocked over 8 guys

>>2750502
Is that Curtis Axel rolling out of the ring kek

>>2750482
Im in the building and it's loud af

KINODUST

BASED GOLDIE

>>2750504
fuck off carter

KINO

BASED GOLDIE

>>2750452
The cuck cross

>>2750507
Yeah hes good buddies with Lesnar so they keep him around

lets see if R Truth quotes the same 3 movies again

KINO TIME

K I N O

A L E R T

>>2750502
The fuck was kalisto doing

>2017
>R-Truth/Goldust fued
>it's actually not bad

Are these promos essentially just reciting movie quotes?

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOOOOOOOO

PURE KINODUST

Buckle up buckaroo

> nothing last forever unless you're made of gold

Dude does not age

BASED GOLDIE

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROO

>>2750523
Hard to get anything past you, huh?

what's different about Miz this week?

>BUCKLE UP BUCKEROO

>>2750502
why the fuck is Kalisto there? what can he possibly accomplish?

>buckle up buckaroo

>Maryse is sour on Miz
Vince is doing the Rusev Lana shit all over again

>>2750522
The state of RAM

>Buckle up buckaroo
Based

>mmmmmmmmmm
>buckle up buckaroo

My vag can't get any wetter

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>dean is still feuding with miz a year later

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>Based Brock returns
>Based Miz helps based Drifter win
>Based gay Goldust promo

Is it, dare I say it, /our week/?

Maryse's tummy

>>2750529
Im impenetrable baby

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This angle script is all about steph coming back isn't it

>>2750534
GOOD LUCHA THING GODDAMNIT

Cedric Literally Who

Literally who cares about Noam Dar?

switch thread

>>2750105
>>2750105

>>2750545
Yes but what's the reason

ALICIA FUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUCKS

What is Cedric Alexanders gimmick?

Stepped into frame and waited for cheers only to hear crickets poor cedric

>>2750534


>Not Sin Cara

feels bad Luchabros.

>>2750553
Smily Niglet

Alicia talks like the junkie friend of Franklin in GTAV

>>2750553
athletic black

>was that segment's intention to make us not care about 205 live

>>2750545
I hope Steph and Gaytch never come back. In fact I would be fine if they left the company and never came back.

>>2750550
learn how to count, you dumb bastard

NEW THREAD

>>2750562

>>2750562

>>2750562

>>2750562

>>2750562

>nba game about to start
>wwe needs something big to keep viewers from switching channels
>choose some manlet shit no one cares about

What the fuck?