Book his return

>>2747353
Surprise entrant into rr and wins and has to fight the face of company (finn) double turn at mania, punk gets his wm main event

Beats Brock at Rumble for Universal title via Heyman turning on Brock for not being there and therefore costing him money for appearances. RR wins the RR. BBD beats him in 2:15 @ WM and Phil quits again after being in the main event.

Wins the rumble by taking a nap in the corner for 60 minutes. The raw before mania, Roman Reigns destroys CM Punk in 3 minutes, and Brock chooses Roman to fight with at mania. Cuck man gets relegated to the YouTube kick off main event

>>2747353
Entered into a program with Triple H
Triple H picks the newest NXT curtain jerker possible to face Punk
Punk gallops at Triple H's pick and gets destroyed
Triple H runs into the ring and Pedigrees Punk
Punk is relegated to doing Tough Enough challenges meant to put over NXT talent
Eventually forget he exists
Release him around the time that the smarks even question his existence

Book Wrestlemania 35 at Wrigley Field (not Soldier Field 'cause it's a fuckin' hole.)
Punk makes a surprise appearance at Wrestlemania 34 in New Orleans.
Comes out Raw After Mania and says he has unfinished business. He came back to do one thing. He promises that in one year, he WILL main event Wrestlemania in his hometown.
Spends the year going after the championship. Maybe he's always just one step away, maybe he gets his hands on it only to lose it. Either way, January rolls around and he doesn't have it.
Without the championship, he only has one more chance: Win the Royal Rumble.
For the third time in his career, he enters the Rumble at number 1.
This time, he goes the distance and wins the whole thing.

Do Punk vs. Cena again. Do Punk vs. Roman Reigns. You could charge first-born sons for a ticket to that, I don't care, it would print money.

>>2747353
>AJ Styles wins the WWE Championship.
>wins a big feud at Summerslam
>goes through a 2-3 month filler feud due to a cash in at hell in a cell
>retains at royal rumble
>CM Punk wins the Rumble, as a surprise #30 contestant
>Punk beats Haitch at Fastlane
>Punk vs Styles main events Wrestlemania
>Brock vs Roman is lower on the card, and since it doesn't take up the main event is actually a good match

I imagine he'd have to have some meaningful feuds during his title reign. A Rematch with Styles would take up Backlash. Then he needs another feud slow burned up to Summerslam, and a decent filler feud up until then. He drops the title clean at Survivor Series, and then puts someone over at Wrestlemania; then he's shifted around in the usual main-event to upper-mid card fashion.

Jinger is in the ring and says no one can beat me I am best in the world. Then CM Punks music hits and say that he is best in world. Jinger say CM PUnk you are a failure. Punk says I challenge you at The Summerslam and we will see who the best is. Jindger beats Punk at The Summerslam, but now the Bollywood Boyz are now with CM Punk

>>2747353
Whatever it is, no mater what else initially happens, it has to be a cold, 100%, no warning surprise return. None of this announcing CM Punk's return for 2 months business.

Do that, and it will be the biggest roof blaster in history. I mean, it would be if not for the sad WWE attendance numbers and all.

In memory of screen at the beginning of RAW after the inevitable suicide

>>2747631

shoot lol brother

>>2747353

>2018 Royal Rumble
>Only 5 men left in the ring
>Big Cass, Sting, Epico, Crews and Undertaker
>#30 is CM Punk
>Throws everyone out
>Fights Kofi Kingston for the WWE Championship at WM
>Loses

That's how you do it.

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>>2747631

He gets interrupted by Mickey Gall, they have a match, when he's about to get finished with a rear naked choke, he pokes his eye then wallops him with a steel chair for a DQ finish.

>>2747353
>returns at a random raw for no reason
>gets squashed by roman in 5 minutes non-main event in a "whos yard its is" match
>has to leave to sdl and feuds with mojo for a few months
>ppv pre show match

>>2747406
35 will likely be in Vegas. They are gettin the new field for le raiders

He comes out and pees REAL hard on the ring mat. Like you know when you pee mega hard and it kinda sprays all wild? I'd book that as his return.

>>2748087
cringe

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>>2747353
Put in his place by the legend Based Big Sexy

>>2747353
>Joe wins RR
>his celebration is interrupted by Vince
>Vince says it's not over yet. Countdown begins
>hits zero. Punk's music comes out.
>Phil appears for first time in seven years
>Biggest pop in the history of the buisness
>Punk gets in the ring. GTS Fiji Mike
>Joe's out but not eliminated Phil asks for mic.
>Phil cuts pipebomb. Haitch and steph come out
> Phil destroys them on mic. Joe wakes up
>Phils GTS him again, gets out of the ring
>attacks Haitch. Haitch is out.
>phils gets back in the ring.
>tells Joe he can have the win
>that he won't play by their rules
>punk eliminates himself and walks out to huge pop

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He and the Miz arrive on the ring.

The Miz rips his face off, revealing himself to be CM Punk all along.

CM Punk takes his face off, revealing himself to be the Miz all along.

Double turn.

>>2747647

>Autistic
>Sports
>Posting

>>2748510

actually not terrible

>>2747631

Fuck you dude. I laughed so hard I am having hiccups right now

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>>2747353
>wm34
>after some shitty diva match lights go off. tarataratara tarataratara
>majestic pop
>phil in the ring
>pick the mike
>Toni Basil - Hey Mickey
>gall comes out with ajlee
>assault phillippe and destroys him lesnar/spike dudley style
>propose to ajlee
>fucks in the ring like the edge/lita segment with philips out cold

>Its another womens ""wrestling"" segment
>going on for 10 mins too long
>crowd is dead silent
>suddenly Cult of persobality hits
>loudes pop in wwe of all time is heard
>cm punk walks out to the wild crowd
>he pics up mic and screams "GET OUT OF THE RING YOU BORING SLUTS NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS SHIT"
>they run away in terror
>he cuts ebic pipe bomb promo and announces that now hes back things are ding-dong diddly change round here
>wwe goes to 18+ rating
>many dimes drawn

>Triple H cutting a promo about Kurt Angle being a cuck
>Angle comes out and reminds Haitch that he is the bigger cuck because of his past with Stephanie
>Angle and HHH get at each other's faces and are about to fight
> A voice booms in the arena
>"No one is bigger cuck than me; Cuck Man Phil"
>Cult of Personality hits
>CM Punk comes out
>Tells Angle and Gaitch to get out of his ring
>Gets pedigreed and ankle locked
>Is given a dancing gimmick
>Future endeavored the next week
>Angle and Hunter celebrate by destroying AJ Lee's holes

>YEAH BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON!?
>HE'S THE THIRD MAN

>>2748659

Name one flaw in my fantasy booking.

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Give him an MMA gimmick ala Double JJ. Make AJ Lee be his valet and show up in sexy outfits like Maryse. Turn Gallows/Anderson into the SES 2.0. Have him squash GaJetty in a God on a pole match. Have him challenge Brocketty for the Universal Belt in a Lions Den match, he K.O. punches Bork in under two minutes.

>>2749192
GOAT

>>2747353
no

>>2751667
You little rebel

>Phil dies
>There's a bumper at the start of a random RAW "Dedicated to Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks"
>Never here about him again

>Brock Lesnar continues on being undefeated
>Steam rolls through absolutely everyone
>eventually turns on Paul Heyman
>Without Paul, Lesnar becomes completely out of control
>Paul gets heat with Vince, Steph and HHH because he made Lesner like this
>they tell Paul he has to stop him
>Paul comes out on Raw to cut a promo
>'To beat a beast, you must find another beast'
>'The only other WWE superstar to step into an Octagon'
>'The Best in the World'
>'CM Punk'
>crowd goes insane
>Punk goes over Lesnar in a squash match, thus ending Lesnars reign on terror

Punk is the only guy in the world right now who could believably beat Lesnar, seeing how he had a successful stint in the UFC. It's a million dollar angle to be honest.

>pay him whatever he asks for to appear in the royal rumble at number 30
>when he enters "accidentally" show highlights of his UFC fight on the titantron and clips of him crying
>tell the rest of the boys to not let him in the ring
> watch as he tries to enter and gets pushed off repeatedly while the crowd laughs at the tron until he gives up and leaves sad

>>2747415

Actually reasonable and not autistic. Well done anon.

>>2748665
>making the guy who was humiliated in both MMA and a reality show bury your champion
It's fucking stupid.

Cowardly heel is the only realistically way to write him now.

>Chicago
>Lights go out

https://youtu.be/AutKarFR8oo

>Wins WWE championship in his return match against Jinder
>Leaves with WWE championship
>Defends it in New Japan Pro Wrestling
>Goes back to Ring of Honor
>Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing?

Would mark.

>>2747353
Revealed as Enzo attacker
Jobs to him on a minor PPV pre-show.