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fucking cringe, neckbeards already busting out le 6 stars again

It was a good show, but you don't have to oversell it.

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>E-drones would rather watch this over a 7 star match

LOL

>>2746617
>Unironically rating wrestling matches
Those faggot really need to stop listening to lemeltz

>>2746629
>e-drones would rather two fat booties than autistic gooks kicking each other in the head
wtf i love e-drones now

Why do people like the Omega/Okada match more than the Naito/Tana match?

>just pure psychology
There's one of those buzzwords that leddit loves so much, right up there with charisma and crisp

>>2746641
you forgot workrate

>>2746640
because it was better

Seething Stamford wives, anti-weebs, e-drones and WWEbabbies in absolute meltdown over NJPW producing the GOAT show of all time.

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>>2746626
It was 6 stars again. They are on another level, boy.

>>2746630
There's nothing wrong giving a match a personal rating. It's like giving a TLDR on one's opinion. Don't try to hard to be an anti-snark.

>>2746617
>>2746626
>>2746630
>>2746641
>Stop liking what I don't like

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This boards ability to work itself into a shoot over the most minor of things is truely outstanding.

ding-dong diddly cringe

>>2746655
Based

>>2746667
>i need Smeltzer to give his opinion on a match before i can state that i enjoy it or not

Quite literally (YOU). I like NJPW and Omega/Okada, but you fuckers are pathetic salviating over muh star rating. How about just enjoy the matches and don't worry about some abritrary as shit rating system from ONE autismo? What exactly seperates a Meltzdrone and EDrone anyway.

it was one of the worst matches ive ever seen and they got BTFO by naito/tanahashi, again. kek

>>2746702
>What exactly seperates a Meltzdrone and EDrone anyway.
1 extra dollar a month

>>2746702
Who the Fuck said anything about Meltzer? These are people's personal opinion star ratings. Meltzer hasn't even come out with a rating yet. Can people please have opinions that are different than yours?

>>2746658
There is no way that your opinon about wrestling match could be longer than 3 sentences.
Unless you're a fucking faggot who's going to talk about psychology, workrate etc.

>>2746729
Not that anon, but Wrestling Matches can be subjects for straight up Essays if they're compelling enough. One can EASILY talk about the performance aspects and storytelling.

It's the same thing as a movie or short film or an album, you stupid cocksucker.

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>>2746735
>writing an essay about a fake fight for little kids
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAAH

>>2746745
I never once even implied that I have. But you're pretending like critics don't write multi paragraph reviews on shit like the latest Kids Animation that's out in theaters.

Also
>Fake Fights

Why do people review War Movies with their Fake Shootings?

>>2746745
Well it's as pointless as anything else we do in life so what's the difference, as long as it's fun.

>>2746617
>when just the thought of people enjoying something makes you mad enough to post on an Indonesian horse cartoon website.

>>2746617
what the hell is up with these marks today? this is fucking embarrassing to read.

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>>2746751
>>2746754
>>2746756
For a sec I thought that you fags are working my goofy ass into a shoot but it's seems that you really came here from reddit.
HAHAHHA SO LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
WRESTLING IS NOT AN ART
IT'S A SHOW FOR A FUCKING RETARDS AND LITTLE BABIES.
If you thought that /asp/ will be your safespace where you can discuss "an art" of professional wrestling then you were wrong.
GTFO of this board and go back to cagematch you kissless virgins

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>>2746783
>goes full autist on a wrestling board
>calls others kissless virgins

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>>2746790
>They don't know when you work a work so they straight up shootin on ya
HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING FAG
And don't try to tell that you were working me all along dummy

>>2746795
I was working you all along

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>>2746800
GODDAMMIT

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>this thread
>this board
>this planet

>>2746617
>I'm sitting here wondering what website this is in order to make sure I never visit it by accident. I've watched wrestling since 1987 and NEVER heard someone say "tell a story" in regards to a match until Austin's podcast and now I seem to hear it everywhere.
>I'm sometimes embarrassed to admit I like to watch WWE and the Indy/NJPW scene and fans like that are the reason why.
>Feels bad guys.

>>2746783
U so mad. Kek

>>2746823
You've never heard someone say 'tell a story's before that? Well that's interesting but guess what? Telling a story and psychology are the only things that separate a mindless violence from great matches. So whether you want to admit it or not, Storytelling is the reason why you've enjoyed your favorite matches all these years.

>>2746823

It's just internet shit. Old guys who had careers in wrestling either never made enough money or they're bored so they make podcasts and give interviews about wrestling and now every douchebag with an internet connection knows the vocabulary and thinks they know about wrestling.

Before 2000 1 in 1000 fans were smarks, now it's probably 1 in 10 if not more.

>>2746839
I don't mind that the wrestlers themselves go into a match with an idea of how they get to the end of it, with the ups and downs along the way, but to read fan reviews referencing the "story being told" is silly.

>>2746783
>>2746795
>>2746802
CRINGE

>>2746851
Says who? What makes you the final authority on how a person enjoys spending their time? Can't they analyze what makes a great match great or why one fails. It only enhances the enjoyment of one's pastime.

>>2746851
I bet you're gonna say books don't tell stories either right you dumb faggot

>>2746867
Look, man, I'm sorry you fell for the Torch VIP meme and wait on hold for an hour to talk to Wade. We can both enjoy a Midnight Express match from WCW Saturday Night, I just choose not to deconstruct it like I'm the Alan Moore of rasslin.

>>2746870
Yes, because books and pro wrestling are a 1:1 comparison. Enjoy yelling "DESTINO!" next time New Japan is in your area in an effort to get Naito to smile in your direction.

>>2746874
That's all you need to say then. There's a difference between calling what other people like doing silly and saying it's not my cup of tea. I don't know what it is about pro-wrestling where people's sense of 'to each their own' goes out the window.

>>2746882
To each their silly own.

>>2746655
not dave

>>2746667
which one of those cringefactories is you?

>>2746735
>being this defensive over your children's fake fighting ballet show
have sex

>>2746655
Meltzer will never turn Omega into a star no matter how hard he tries and NJPW will never put their top title on a manlet clown like Omega

>>2746783
>>2746745
Damn, dude, images of a person laughing? Please take mercy on those poor bastards.

>>2746617
>People enjoying a good product and write about.
>CRINGE

Yes, how dare they enjoy something.

>>2747238
>smarks using meltzer snowflakes on a site that does ratings out of ten
>not pure cringe

It's unironically ten times better than the last WWE show I watched

>>2746845
WWE ran all the casuals away and their youth viewership is at an all time low.

Probably closer to 1 in 3

>being this mad world """wrestling""" """""""""""""""entertainment"""""""""""""" consistently gets blown the fuck out by njpw

>>2747238

You're on /asp/, you're only cool here if you shit on everything to do with wrestling while pretending you like it. 60% of the posters here are /sp/ shitposters who are still pissed raw gamethreads used to interrupt their 9000th bro thread or Europe/USA bashing thread.

>>2747337
>being this worked by sp

>>2747372
>being worked period

>e-drones SEETHING

E-DRONES SEETHING. Puro's taking over & the E babbies can't handle it.

>>2746629

> modern WWE women's divsion is all about 'empowerment'
> all the girls are done up like porn girls

I can't tell if it's on purpose of if WWE creative is actually just this ignorant

>>2746617
fuck you obese e-drone

>>2746617
bump

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>>2746617
>November 6, 2017

Is this from the future?

>>2746617
mega cringe