Would you fug Corny's wife?

>>2744645
she probably sucks dick good.

nothing quite says "i'm a lame piece of shit" like wearing a t-shirt with your own likeness on it/

>>2744645
>Jim, I and MOON

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she got some big floppy bosums i bet

No wonder he's pissed off all the time, didn't he make any money from wrestling?

>>2744784
He's trying to sell them retard

>>2744784
cornette is a bigger mark for himself than anyone else is. he thinks hes a hall of famer

>>2744765
Not worth it

>>2745657
He probably will be a HoFer.. he spoke/introduced at this years ceremony and just did a Table for 3, not too many people get to do that, plus it's a sign he's in the good graces of the company which let's be honest counts for a lot

>>2744645
She the one that got her vag squished by Lesnar after she got a piercing?

What does Vince Russo's wife look like?

>>2744765
It's a myth that fat chicks give good head. They're really lazy and can't wait to finish since they get so out of breath.

>>2746826
Does it matter? He lives in his in-laws basement.

>>2746831
that myth is a myth

>>2744645
Yes, purely to hear him lose his mind over it afterwards

>>2744645
Liking the Svengoolie shirt.

>>2746837
He has his own cabin and lake suck a dick meltzer cuck

>>2744645
this explains so much

>>2746822
Can you elaborate? This has potential to be kek worthy

Jim Cornett is one of the uglier dudes I've ever seen and his personality doesn't do him any favors. I wonder how much he actually hates himself and just how weird his dick looks.

>>2744645
hell no

>>2744645
yes

>>2744645
Only drunk

>>2744645
What an unappealing duo. Is it possible for both in a relationship to lower their standards?

yeah but only if cucknette watches

>>2744645
hard pass

>>2748156
iirc
>OVW or whatever territory the E was using for developmental
>Corny's bitch gets a cunt piercing
>she has to do a spot where Lesnar needs to do a gorilla press on her or some shit
>She asks Lesnar to go easy on her, as her cunt is still sore from the piercing
>Lesnar says he's gonna squish it
>spot time, the madman actually does it
>Bitch complains to Corny
>Corny gets a gun and threatens to shoot Lesnar
>Lesnar complains to management
>Corny's excuse? I know this motherfucker can kill me in a fight, so I got a gun, anyone else would've done the same

Something around those lines.

>>2744645

AHHH YESIR

>>2751979
Top kek the absolute madman

>>2744645
I already told you no

>>2744765
This she will fucking swallow the load happily and keep sucking to get more.

>ctrl+f
>fucked
>worse
>0 results

Is /asp/ full of virgins?

>>2744645
Throatfucking her would technically be dicktagging Shawn Michaels and I'm a giant fucking mark so yes.

>>2751979
KEK

>>2744645
>Svengoolie tshirt
Patrician wife. Would marry if I was 50+ years old for sure.

i'd honestly be more inclined to fuck cornette

>>2744645
yes

>>2751979
does he always get a gun-out for no reason, what kinda cuck books his wife to get man-Handel by brock

I'd make her submit to my right-wing cock while cornette watches and cries

>>2746463
Giving Cornette a live mic is so fucking risky dude.

>>2744645
yes