If CM Punk was the back of a car, he'd be CM Trunk

If CM Punk let Jamal fuck his wife, he'd be CM Cuck.

>>2741421
>If

>>2741421
>Jamal
his name is Jay.

>>2741403
They'll be finding this loser in a trunk one day, mark my words.

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>>2741403
> That hair

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If CM Punk were an animal he'd be CM Skunk.

>>2741403 (OP) #
If Cm Punk were the exact opposite of what he is, he'd be Cm Hunk

If CM Punk never retired he'd be CM Funk

>>2741403
If CM Punk became a shaolin he'd be CM Monk

If cm punk was an ejaculating penis he'd be cm spunk

If cm punk was in a broken wheel chair he'd be cm clunk

If cm punk shit himself he'd be cm gunk

If cm punk slept over at your place he'd be cm bunk

If cm punk lost his mma fight he'd be cm flunk...oh wait

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>>2741421

If CM Punk lost some flesh, he'd be missing a CM Chunk.

>>2741403
If CM Punk was the general manager of Raw he'd be GM Punk

>>2741506

so thats why he got fired

If cm punk tried to make a wrestling comeback be would be cm sunk

If CM punk was a meme he'd be CM dank

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If he played basketball he'd be CM Dunk

>>2741403
If CM Punk got any smaller, he'd be CM Shrunk

if cm punk was a mexican in nxt he'd be cien punk

If cm punk exclusively anally raped kitchen workers he be Fill Cooks

He left the company. He exposed you for the loser you are. He exposed everyone. Yet, you are so butthurt that you make threads about him every day pointing out every low in his life/career the moment it occurs. Is this some inferiority complex or just natural behavior of a loser who never leaves his basement? Get a life, the guy knew the risks of his MMA move he just does things out of passion and risk. Unlike you fat boy who only risks a heart attack

if cm punk was necro butcher he'd be cp munk

>>2741604
Hi Phil!

>>2741562
Shit, you win

>>2741534
The amount of autistic intensity of this

if CM punk was an underwear model, he'd be CM junk

>>2741604
Phill.. Don't bite the hand that feeds

>>2741403

if cm punk pulled a brett favre he'd be dm junk.

if cm punk sucked in mma he'd be cm stunk... oh wait

also, someone post that picture of cm punk with the baby bottle

>>2741403
If cm punk were gay he would be OP unk

Go back to bed, Becky.

If CM Punk were Asuka he would be CM Yuck

>>2741506
Wait did she got a nose job?

If CM Punk was a pathetic loser, he would be CM Punk.

>>2743842
um yeah

If CM Punk was CM Punk, he would be CM Punk.

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If CM Punk could reverse the downward trajectory of his career, he'd be the Miz.

If he was president he would be CM Trump.

If CM Punk decided to start drinking, he'd be CM Crunk