(((ALEXA BLISS))) AND BAYLEY ON SUICIDE WATCH

has there ever been a worse champion than ((Blissbergetty))?

>>2737191
>second worst feud of the year

What the fuck was worse than that?

>>2737194
Orton v Wyatt because of the House of Horrors match

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>>2737194
Ahem.

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>>2737191
>Meltzer

>>2737191

When you realize that Bayley didn't even do much...

She wasn't even in the ring until the end of the "This is your life" shit and during the match she was obviously instructed to be an idiot...kinda unfair for her.

>>2737196
>>2737197
I'm going to be completely honest. I actually already forgot this shit happened

>>2737191
>caring about what a credentialless hack like le (((meltz))) thinks

>>2737197
Amazing solely because it would have been remembered as pretty good if Bray had just won at Mania. The shit from like December to the Rumble was dope.

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>post yfw you realize hornswoggle and alexa bliss have the same average match rating (1.82 stars).

>>2737191
I'm sure they care about that.

> Here you go main roster, a wrestler as likable as Bayley and all you need to do is just not mess her up in any way. Take your time building her and the kekkles will come
> Oh thank you NXT, I am happy to accept Ba... whoops!

>>2737216
Goes to show, size matters

>>2737231
no one likes bayletty get a clue

>>2737231
>ster, a wrestler as likable as Bayley and all you need to do is just not mess her up in any way. Take your time building her and the kekkles will come
>> Oh thank you NXT, I am happy to accept Ba... whoops!

Okay, here is our plan to really push her:

- have her do nothing for half a year
- then push her into the title picture but have her lose clean to Charlotte in the title match at the Rumble
- have her win the title on a random RAW with the help of her "friend" as if she were a heel
- have her defend the title and break Charlotte's win streak on the PPV before Mania with another dusty finish, to really press home the fact that she is a pure babyface
- have her win at Mania clean for a change
- have her lose every match and segment she is in after Mania against the new leading heel
- have her be humiliated in one of the worst segments on RAW in years without even being on stage
- get her utterly annihilated in a none-match on a PPV, making a mockery out of her, her opponent and everything we have done with the women's division over the last 2 years

DONE, now Bayley is a big star and...what do you mean, she is utterly killed and we have to repackage her? How did that happen? But we had such a great plan?!

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>>2737191
>Le Meltz

>>2737216

>da midgets career will go down in history as better than bliss'. screencap this for 2027

>>2737191
BASED LITTLE GODDESS WORKING DAVE THE FRUSTRATED WRESTLER MELTZER INTO A SHOOT

>>2737198
this

>>2737321

"Yeah, he is completely off. That segment and that match were the best things ever happen to wrestling!"

- no one, not even WWE themselves

>>2737191
But it's only June.

>>2737216
Hornswoggle has the only 7* match, the WeeLC.

>>2737191

B-but wait a minute, shouldn't (((Meltzer))) be protecting and promoting a fellow tribesman, (((op)))?

The Alexa/Bayley feud was fine until they botched the go-home RAW and the PPV.

>>2737191
If they were gooks he would be giving them five stars and feud of the year

>>2737192
you're trying too hard

>actually buying into OP's fake news

How fucking stupid can y'all be, /asp/?

>>2737600
New Japan doesn't have awful segments like This Is Your Life.

>>2737191
based kike

>>2737191

big gains meltz is vascular as fuck

>>2737192 Yeah, Bayley

>>2737196
>>2737197
Honestly, Alexa vs. Bayley is worse. Nothing in this feud was as bad as This Is Your Life and some of the stuff (Randy and Bray as tag champs, Bray winning at EC, Randy burning his house down) was actually pretty cool.

>>2737214
It was rock solid until like, two weeks after Randy burned down his house. Then it quickly became nothing but absolutely cringeworthy nonsense (what the fuck was that red and black stop sign?) and then the match at Mania happened. Jesus Christ.

>>2737231
>>2737236
>>2737245
This was Bayley's first night on the main roster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55vryQuViKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzz40RJzUbQ

They had to really try to screw her up. Like, really try really hard.

>>2737597
Alexa beating Bayley in her hometown (which happened to be her first title defense after Mania) was retarded.

>>2740845

Vince loves to do dumb shit like that. He will never not be 100% carny fuck.

>>2740845
Bayley's win was retarded.
She should have won at Wrestlemania, not at some second rate PPV we've already forgotten

>bayley marks still exist
BBWTOS

>>2741651
Ending Charlie's streak like that, and getting the title through shady horse play killed the character. They could have saved it by Baylel giving back the title because she didn't want to win in that manner.

>>2737191

>>2737191
yes to all

>>2737197

>Bray Wyatt's entire time on SD was apart of a Randy storyline.

>>2737191
would have been 3.5 stars if it was at the Tokyo Dome

>>2745935
Explains why Tiger Mask W vs. Tiger The Dark got that...oh wait

How is Taker vs Reigns not a candidate for the worst match of the year? Here's why it is the worst of the year, and maybe the worst of all time:
>mainevented mania
>was takers last match
>taker was forced to job out to reigns in his last match
>was an absolute clusterfuck botch fest
>nobody wanted to see it, but it happened anyway (Reigns entire career
>one of the legit GOATS was jobbed out to the biggest flop in wrestling history

At the end of the day, who the fuck cares about Alexa vs Bayley? People won't even remember it in two weeks. Taker vs Reigns, however, will go down in history as one of the most embarrassing moments in wrestling history.

Orton/Wyatt in Wrestlemania was the drizzling shits too.

>>2745899
Had to be carried so they put him with a vet since harpGOAT left him

>>2737196
>>2737197
This feud was actually pretty great up until Mania. Bayley v. Alexa was shit because Alexa always came out on top in every segment and Bayley looked like a complete chump. The only time Alexa looked bad was during This is Your Life. And that was just only because the segment itself was shit.

>>2745964
Orton couldn't even carry a garbagebag