What are some segments in WWE that if were aired today, would

>>2733944
I can't think of anything. Jack Swagger was basically the worst Trump voter you can imagine, (I support Trump, don't get your panties in a not) but SJWs didn't really care. I suppose if they went really hard on the sluttiness, racism, and violence (bonus points if girls get attacked) they might get attacked. But those people attack every form of media, even ones that cater to them; WWE seems mostly immune to SJWs, since Smarks will watch anyways.

I hope that Roman beats Brock and then turns into a mega heel and starts doing drugs, beating and raping women, denying the holocaust, calling R Truth a spear chucker, and trying to gas Paul Heyman, and he holds onto the title for 2 years. It would be pure kino, boost the ratings, and make WhatCulture kill themselves.

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Bark like a Dog.
The ones from the Haitch vs Booker T feud thta were vaguely racist.

>>2733962
You type like a redditor. I'm begging ya to go back fat boy.

>>2733963
Bark like a Dog is the one segment they went out of their way to scrub entirely from the internet. Even weirder was how it was entirely because of a politician running against Linda and not because of neofeminists or anyone else.

>>2733944
Pretty much anything involving a white male getting the last laugh

>>2733980
White people will literally be extinct within the next 100 years and you can do nothing about it

>>2733988
I don't care, I'll be decades dead by that point

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>>2733969
>proper grammar, punctuation, and spacing is typing like reddit

>>2733962
I hope CM Phil returns at the royal rumble, so everyone assumes he's going to to win. But Roman ends up squashing him.

Torrie Wilson bikini contests

>>2733971
Can you find it anywhere nowadays?

>>2733969
Oh it's this guy again. The guy that seethes at Reddit, yet suspiciously knows them so well by merely recognizing a typical redditor's speech pattern.

Goldust telling Booker T that Shawn Michaels hated "you people".
This wouldn't get aired today.

The angle when Mark Henry got an 80 year old Mae Young pregant and she gave birth to a dismembered hand.

>>2734704
The Network.

Jerry Lawler calling Goldust a flaming fag. Hell, most of Goldust's angles from back then would cause controversy.

>>2733988
Ha niggers. White people invented civilised society whilst niggers kill eachother in droves, not even any competition.

>>2734688
>Wea
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>>2734807
That's not really that bad though

Bubba Rays heatwave 1999 promo

>>2733944
https://youtu.be/o4mrRVBt71M

Stone cold Booker supermarket fight

>>2733944
Any time somebody would actually hit Chyna.

Wouldn't matter that she made a living nut-shotting everyone, and it doesn't matter that women are "equal", you can't hit her like you would a man.

>>2733988
t. a jew in 1939

>>2734907
Trans-violence is unacceptable

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>>2733962
>trying to gas Paul Heyman
They could buy the Saturation Chamber that Geoffrey Rush gets locked inside from House on Haunted Hill 1999 and put it in middle of the ring and have Roman & Joe administer the Zyklon most expiditiously... "LOOKS like Brock isn't here to save you tonight Paul, what a surprise! You know, a couple years ago a different Paul got locked in a freezer. Well, unfortunately for you, Heyman, this is a different kind of chamber. Put the straps on him Joe, go ahead. This is my yard and there's plenty of holes for plenty of souls."

DX Nation of Domination impersonation when DX wore blackface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB81hqH94CQ

The entire fucking attitude era and most of the ruthless aggression era.

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The Godfather's character
Val Venis's character
The "Sexual Chocolate" gimmick
Bra & Panties matches
Goldust's homosexual shenanigans being heel
Jerry Lawler calling Goldust a "flaming fag"
Goldust coming out in blackface against a black wrestler
X-Pac's blackface
The Nation making Chyna get on her knees
The Trish barking like a dog thing
Most segments involving the women really
Maybe Al Snow eating his dog
Big Boss Man lynching

Basically all the shit involving the 90's attitudes on things considered sensitive now.

Listen to the Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan commentary from the 80s. Rife with phrases like "Pearl harbor job", "Midget" and "Orientals".

Theres this one episode of Tuesday Night Titans where that little manlet pervert Lord Alfred Hayes said, right after she'd left the room, mind you, that he'd "Drink champagne out of Wendy Richter's boot anyday", and Vince just fkn laughs.

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>>2733944
I'm gonna go with this
https://youtu.be/3BaUOUcS_q0

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>>2734807
>The angle when Mark Henry got an 80 year old Mae Young pregant and she gave birth to a dismembered hand.

glad i quit watching wrestling in 2001

Vince calling John Cena a nigger wouldnt prob go down well these days.

>>2734963
>>2734972
Yup

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>>2735693
"Keep it up, my nigga!"

/thread

>>2735189
>90s
fun
>now
REEEE DELETE THIS TIME FOR 1000 FLAVORS OF GENERIC

>>2735675
>quit watching wrestling in 2001
>still shitpost about wrestling on /asp/ in 2017

virgin detected

>>2735957
>le smark boogeyman

They're not the ones booking the shows

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This could happen this week lol
>London
https://youtu.be/vPDlb1vkP1M

>>2733988
White birthrates are back on the upswing and there's nothing a poor little cuck boy like you can do.

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>>2736713
going from .05 kids per couple to 0.7 ist still shit senpai

>>2733944
Bra & panties, feminists with nothing better to do and smarks trying to get laid by getting behind women would be catastrophic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H41ts8j2GYE

>>2733962
Giving Vince a racist old man story would be kind of funny.

>>2736800
kek
based HHH

>>2736764
>having to make up numbers
Cringe

>>2733988
I'm happy about it. Without whites to protect minorities Asians won't be held in checks.
Arabs and blacks will be cleaned by the Chinese with no qualms.

THEN YOU WENT AROUND KISSING MEN LIKE A FAG

>>2734844
Why would this cause SJW meltdown? Theyd be protesting that theres not enough if this shit

>>2733962

>Jack Swagger was basically the worst Trump voter you can imagine, (I support Trump, don't get your panties in a not)

Sometimes I forget the intelligence of the average pro-wrestling fan

>>2733944 1997 Jerry Lawler: Hey Goldust does your little daughter Dakota know that you're a fag?

Modern cucks would probably wank to the Marlena/Pillman cuck angle though, have to replace Brian with Ahmed.

>>2738646
Lawler was the heel in that feud tho

>>2733944
all of them

>>2733944
them all

>>2737025
kek

>>2736800
racist H is the only H is like