AS A JEW

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>>2733401
*teleports behind u

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>>2733401
this again

>>2733407
KIKEQUINA CLUTCH!

>>2733401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUFijMZw64&
Starting at 45s

>tfw you think an aryan goddess is jewish
The STATE

>>2733407
"h-he's fat!"

As a Jew, she wouldn't live paycheck to paycheck, would have I self-esteem, wouldn't need any public assistance, would live in a home not an apartment or trailer, would be a college graduate, would add value to the economy, would never bee white-trash, wouldn't vote against her own best interest...

>>2733414
>aryan
>barely above legal dwarf height
kek. she's not part of the superior people

inb4 angry Kaufmanfags that can't handle the truth
>"n-no, you're the jew!" ;_;

>>2733424
>Not liking women short
Beta detected.

>>2733434
I know rite? All these ( (Kaufmans) ) are trying to claim Bliss as one of theirs.

>>2733435
Short women are for manlets that are intimidated by regular ones.

>>2733435
your kids will be dwarf if you marry a womanlet

>>2733437
>"n-no, you're the jew!" ;_;

>>2733438
Whatever you say, beta. Enjoy climbing that beanstalk.

Funsized > all

>>2733442
Not if you're tall enough to balance it out.

>>2733444
Yep. Welcome to the point, I hope ( (you) ) enjoy it.

>>2733449
>"n-no, you're the jew!" ;_;

>>2733454
>already in the "repeat one line" stage of getting BTFO
Well, this was shorter than I expected.

>>2733465
>putting any effort into convincing a jewlover of their sickness
Pretty sure you got your shit ruined last thread hard enough.

>Kaufman actually means "merchant"
Holy fuckng KEK

>>2733479
non jews can be merchants!

Fake new!

OP is worse than NYTimes

Blissfags are so defensive and easily touched, kek

>>2733445
short girls are low test

JOE IS GONNA GAS JEWWWWWWW

>>2733485
>non jew
>kaufman
kek

>>2733445
I'm 6'3 i can't have a 5ft gf i'd look ridiculous.

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>>2733414
>yeah go-guys, I'm totally not a jew hahaha

How awesome would it be if Heyman, Bliss and Goldberg formed an alliance and called it the Jew Crew. That would be cool.

>>2733414
You are like the only fan of this ugly womanlet jew on this entire board. Always spamming and samefagging her ugly ass. Get a life you overweight fatass.

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>>2733551
Jew World Order

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How are my fellow Smack lads coping? I'm not gonna lie, it hurts.

>>2733554
Who is the Jewnetty?

>>2733554
Cuck Cobana never drew a dime

>>2733583
Is he even a real jew? He's way too unsuccessful to be jew.

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>>2733401

>Merry Christmas!

Such a jew

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>>2733401


>14/88 gas the kikes races war now

such a jew

>>2733553
Bliss is our girl, fuck off reddit

>the jews are now posing as aryan qts
THE GOYIM KNOW

>>2733634
/ourjew/

>>2733401
>a whole religion living in OP's head rent free
What a fucking kekuck

>>2733511
>Wanting a girl who has high testosterone
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I would totally cut my dick and convert for her, mazel tov!

>>2733401
She's got such a good face for cumming to

>>2733401
Someone give me some pornstar names that look like her.

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>>2733773
Lexi Belle

>>2733575
I always rush home on tuesdays so I don't miss a second of Bliss.. and then I realize.. and I cry..

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If she's not a jew, how come she loves gold so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OiC2mNCf4

>>2733785
Maybe 5 yraes ago.
Taco Belle lost it man.

>>2733414
>last name Kaufman
>not Jewish

Choose 1, she's lying or just doesn't know

>>2733904
THIS

>>2733904
Kaufman is a german name, often used by jews.
Its not difficult to tell by looking whether LEXI Kaufman is jewish or just german.

I have a feeling you people are just trying to make /pol/ look stupid.

>>2733628
>>2733634
based

/pol/ has caused so much mental illness

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>>2733419
Took me a while

>>2733408

The Horsewomen fans are butthurt Lexi took the spotlight.

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>>2733904
>have a german name
>must be a jew

>>2735312
Makes you wonder why the other guy would hate Germans so much that he would slander them as being all jews.

Hmmmmm, who hates germans...?

>>2735326
Good point, anon, you are my greatest ally.

>>2734827
Nah you beta fags are just so easy to wind up

>>2735335
>I was just pretending to be retarded
/b/ is leaking.

Wait what you think a German last name makes you Jewish now and use this as evidence despite her having next to no Jewish facial features?

>>2735340
No, no, he was just PRETENDING to be retarded.

>>2733946
>>2735312
>85% of people with the last name Kaufman are Jews
>b-but it's a German name!

>>2735461
>Acknowledging that 15% of Kaufmans are not jews
self-BTFO

I'd save her from the Nazis.

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>>2733435
>She isn't tall
>Kek your a faggot if you don't like short women
When did he say that? All he said was that she wasn't tall. You Jew defenders have to go.

>>2733896
She actually looks pretty damn good again these days. That pic is post-taco-belle.

I don't understand why you /asp/ies think she is a kike, she doesn't have the nose

Like what in the literal fuck does it matter if she's a Jew or not?

She's hot as hell regardless and you'd have to be gay as hell to turn this girl down

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>>2735932
>ywn hide Lexi in your attic

>>2735932
t. Jeff Mangum

>>2736281
I don't know either, it's weird all these people got the same ide-
>((Kaufman))
oh

>>2736289
Exactly, even if she was a kike id make half-breeds with her.

>le german name
I'm german and nobody here is called Kaufman or Goldstein or Rosenberg. Those are 100% jewish names. They only used german words to make up their names. They didn't actually take german names like Müller or Schmidt.

>>2736301
>has a common German name
>must be a Jew

The state of your logic...

>>2736308
Even if she is ethnically jewish does that even matter ? she might not even practice Judaism IRL.

>>2736314
No I just wanted to clear that up about the name being german because it is definitely not. I don't have a stance on whether or not it is the death of white culture to lick Lexi's sexy asshole.

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>>2736318
It definitely is...

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaufmann_(Familienname)

>>2736308
fucking this

Abraham Kaufman, kike doctor and zionist
Andy Kaufman, kike comedian
Brandon Kaufman, kike football player
Ted Kaufman, kike politician
Irvin Kaufman, kike federal judge
Moises Kaufman, kike playwright
William Kaufman, kike rabbi
Isidor Kaufman, kike painter
Murray Kaufman, kike disc jockey

>b-but it's German

>>2736343

Does it really overtax your cognitive capabilities to realize the name can be used by jews and non-jews?

>>2736326
BTFO

>>2736361
Sure it can be. But it isn't. There could be a chinese family in nigeria with that name. But there isn't. There is exactly one group of people on Allah's great word that uses that name.

>>2736361
sure, just like all the churchgoing Berkowitzs and Goldbaums

>ok ok, it might be a jewish name, but surely my precious snowflake MUST be different

the five stages of grief:
denial,
anger,
bargaining, (you are here now)
depression and
acceptance

almost halfway there, you'll be accepting the truth soon enough.

>>2736368
>>2736374
Based.

>>2736368
>There is exactly one group of people on Allah's great word that uses that name.

No, there isn't, that is the whole point.

So it obviously does overtax your brain.

>>2736374
cringe

>>2736443
Blissbergfag BTFO

>>2736581
seek sunlight

>>2736622
seek shekels, kikestein

>>2733401
>kaufman
>constantly getting gold
>good on media
>burying goys

it all adds up

>>2733401
kek, /pol/ is getting worked so bad by based bliss

>>2736701
nice try false flagging semite rat

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>>2736911

>tfw you'll never be Alexa's goy toy

feels bad fellow goyim

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>>2736308

Explain this.

>>2737157
He never leaves his basement and therefore knows no non-Jews called Kaufmann. There are even Christian pastors and priests called Kaufmann. It is a normal German name that is also used by a Jews since they got their last names given to them during the 19th century and some were given the name Kaufmann.

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>>2736958

She ain't got time for plebs

>>2736308
wait what

theres plenty of us named kaufman u dummy

>>2736297
in some sort of time machine

>>2733414

Legit:

>your Torquemada skills of jew-detection are so limited that you can't spot her obvious sweet sixteen nose job and fake khazar milkers

>>2737286
So wait, does she have a big jew nose? Or does she have a nose-job to STRAIGHTEN her jew nose?

Jews pretending to be /pol/ need to make up their minds.
Still hilarious that you'd try to insult somebody by claiming them for your tribe.
>tfw you will never hate anyone as much as jews hate blondes

>>2733401
Who really cares if she's Jewish or not?

You're on /asp/, not /pol/.

>>2733946
>Trying to make /pol/ look stupid
Top kek
That board was always shitty, admit it

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>>2737313

>>2733946
Kaufman literally means merchant. Alexis means helper or defender.

>Not a jew

>>2738219
Holy shit
>Bliss - unbridled happiness
>Kaufman - Merchant

She's a fucking happy merchant.

>Blonde hair is jewish
You faggot better leave this board if you don't have these features:
>Blonde , darkblonde hair
>Blue/Green eyes
>Not a hook nose
>Straight hair
>Burns easier than tanning

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>>2738221

>>2738237
Is that from that plot line where she counted the spare change in her pocket and was a nickel down on what she thought was there?

>>2733414

not buying it.

between the last name and the big nose, it's obvious she had surgery to get the hook taken out to try and throw people off the scent

>>2738219
>Merchant Defender
JIDF fucking confirmed

>>2736343

>>2738221
SHUT IT DOWN

>>2738237
Is that from that one time a homeless guy asked her for some change?

>>2738259
That doesn't make any sense.

If she went to the trouble of having a nose job, she'd make it small, not just straight.

Protip: you can spot a bad conspiracy theory by how many complex moving parts and irrational actions are required for it to be true.

>>2735340
>No Jew facial features
>That nose

>>2739006
>sees someone with a straight nose
>"She's a hook-nose!"
The state of Auska-spammer.

>>2733700
low test women lead to god-tier daughters but tranny-tier sons. i pray you have a daughter

>>2733407
ha

>>2733401

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>>2741282
Some good contributions today. This thread will live on forever as a monument for the cutest jew in the history of god's chosen people.

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>>2736314
ethnic jews are worse than religious jews. ethnics want all the money and power without having to keep frum

>>2733401

>>2733401

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>>2745785
Yep yep yep
Keep up the good work!