SMACK Game 3 WE Edition 30 Mins lefts

>>2731647
Usos are actually a pretty good promo

Based coconut niggers

A ver donde están mis 7smack/ hermanos?

>>2731653
They've gotten better.

One of them goes WAY over the top, but now he's at least practiced about it.

These hawaii boys talk pretty good

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>>2731663

>have prison gimmick
>barely did anything with the cop gimmick team
Smack is slipping

Day One is H edition

>>2731668
That's how the prison gimmick started, because they were feuding with Gay Cops

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Who's ready for Jinder to embaras Snek in his home town

Please give us some Luke-senpai tonight Shane

>Sami ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

>>2731668
Did you not see their 10/10 promo with gay cops that started the prison gimmick?

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>RAM theme starts playing

>>2731674
Post that picture of his charming the viper

>>2731674
>Who's ready for Jinder to embaras Snek in his home town
I just want Boreton to drop more poos on their heads.

So the USO's are essentially a better Cryme Tyme, right?

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>yfw no chrisley knows best.

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>Sami on my tv

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>>2731679

>Zaynetty
why did they ruin smack bros

>Zayn putting over Nak
God, shut up!

Sami is so cartoonish when he speaks

>stupid movements = charisma
when will they stop this?

Fake charly and sammi aluhakbar gonna be the worst segment tonight

Sami's going to explode

just got home, what happened with AJ-Ziggler? are they doing 50/50 booking?

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HEY

HEY SAMI

Sami doing the Bayley "I watched stuff" thing...just see him talk how Wonder Woman inspired him.

Take a shot everytime someone says "charisma" in regards to Nakameme

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>>2731684
I'll do you one better m8

How is he there? I thought police shot him in the Notre Dame Cathedral today

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>>2731684
I gotchu

>>2731693
literal woody allen gimmick

BASED BARON

>>2731687
nothing is better than Cryme Tyme

oh no the random ladders we stacked in the hall for no reason!

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>Corbin Talking

OHH
OOF

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>Corbin beating up the dork

I love Corbin segments. His baby voice is just hilarious for his character.

I want to make comments on why Smackdown is better but I'm drunk and I've not slept in 3 days so all I'm gonna say is Smackdown is infinitely better, infinitely more interesting.
Boring Snorebin has been made into someone who isn't quite so boring... Corbyn (VOTE LABOUR).

BASED CRUSADER CORBIN

YEAAAAAAA LANA IS THE NEXT CHAMPION

>Lana in a title match already
hasn't she only been in like 2 matches?

BASED LANALINA WILL DRIVE AWAY THE NIGGRESS

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THE NIGRESS WILL FINALLY BE DETHRONED AT MITB

>"Sami Zayn issues" have their own category

STATE OF YOUR GIMMICK MATE

Based Baron doing what must be done.

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Yo Sami:

LANA!!!!!!!!

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BASED FAT

Lana just wins the title, won't she...

ORR NAWW UCE

Naomi looking like the female Woolie there

GOD DAMMIT THEY WONT EVEN PUT HARPER ON TV IN HIS FUCKING HOMETOWN FUCK THIS COMPANY IM SO MAD

the new face of obesity

>Jinder is WWE Champion
>Lana has a title match at MITB
>Rusev is STILL jobbing on the midcard

CAMERA MAN IS DRUNK

>Kevin Owens doesn't come out in a suit and a MAGA hat
he's not even trying

>they are gonna put the belt on Lana
Christ!....Lana has like zero ability and you know she is about to win the belt in her first solo match ever.

>>2731727
Explain this meme to me
I don't get it

Lana with the final solution

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>Tfw an American was fat near me

KO walking around his face always gets me.

Lana's gonna win the title and immediately lose it via cash in.

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>first time ever
ROH BTFO

>>2731731
Lana wins title, but Charlotte wins MitB earlier in the program and runs in on Lana, beating her and kickstarting her heel turn

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Time for a white woman to hold that belt again.

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>>2731730

Why do they insist the backstage interviewers are tiny? When the camera panned from the closeup of Sami over to Corbin, you could just barely see the top of the girl's head between them. It's comical

>>2731717
I love Corbin's voice voice because it sounds like Seagal's voice, one of the douchiest voices ever recorded

I want to believe that Shane has a big file marked "Sami Zayn Issues" on his desk.

So an overweight white dude is the new face America? I'm ok with that.

>>2731749
>Slav
>White
Pick one

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>>2731739
>>they are gonna put the belt on Lana
Muh dik is ready for the unification match

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>>2731730
>SHINSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...

>it's a Sami gets beat up episode
Do we ever need to worry about some big payoff where Sami wins the title? Or are the beatdowns their own payoff?

>>2731758

t. turkroach

>>2731758
she's Portuguese

Naomi retains
Carmella cashes in
F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S

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>>2731758
What even is white to /pol/...

>>2731748

I don't know...sounds like throwing away a potentially good story with the briefcase being in the game...so yeah, they probably do that.

>>2731736
Rusev isn't even a mid-carder, he doesn't appear on the show.

>>2731739

She has paid his dues with great work for a long time when she was a manager.

If they put the belt on Lana the rest of the women have a legit gripe

Also Lana must give real good head

>>2731764
>lana
>portuguese
What?

>>2731772
It'd be Jinder 2.0: Women edition

Becky is winning the MITB. Deal with it.

>>2731714
rebecca...

>>2731775
>caring about kayfabe
I don't care what her gimmick is

BASED YOUTUBER

If Kevin Owens is the Cartman of WWE, then Sami Zayn is Butters.

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>>2731766
I don't know but it's funny watching them fight over it.

TJP wants to make the title great again!

>>2731749
Is this her official attire?

EVIL DAB

>>2731778
I love Bex, but I think Carmella is winning

>>2731783
Extremely accurate

Is TJP still a heel? Is it just a heel vs heel match?

Big Bantz Bryan needs to return to to Talking Smack, Shane is fucking terrible. Who gives a fuck about his stupid baby?

>>2731744
My God.

>>2731759
>two of the worst female wrestlers in the entire company

Bliss vs Lana would be a train wreck.

Fuck they used loserweights

What is Barron Corbins gimmick?

>>2731777
Bruh just imagine the head Jinder gives

>loserweights
tjp is a god

>>2731783
And here comes Tweak

Loserweights?

Hey TJP, shitposting you terrible show that is our job!

>>2731785
the manlet title can never be great with the way they do the cruiserweights. Really it should be done like during the Ruthless Aggression era and just have them in the middle of the show like normal guys who can just compete for the cruiserweight belt and the other titles

seizure

>Corbin on commentary
based

BASED SHITSTAIN NAKAMEME

FUCK YEAH SEIZURE LIGHTS

NOW WE CAN ALL SHAKE AND CONVULSE ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHINSUKE!

>>2731798
Vince please

>>2731795
>female
>wrestlers
C'mon now.

Overhyped Nakamura is in da house

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BASED BIG BANTER CORBIN ON COMMENTARY

BKOSSWTAS

>>2731797
Bully.

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*charisma intensifies*

I always wondered why the fuck does he do that with his hands

I know it goes back to Japan days

>>2731813
I still need an explanation of this meme

wtf I'm gay now?

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Hoping for a reprise of this spot, lads.

how is having a seizure charismatic?

What's is the chinks gimmick? Autistic man who enjoys orchestra music?

>giving this match away on free TV

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>>2731816

They're not humming as loud as they used to. I think Nakamura is kill.

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>>2731819

>>2731820

>First time ever

What did they mean by this?

I can't wait for when this chink theme stops being over, becomes stale and Nakameme gets sent back to NJPWetty

>>2731823
If you think this is orchestra music, you are the one with a developmental disorder.

>People either too afraid or uninterested to touch Shinsuke when he does the bend over the railing

The Main Roster is the wrong place for him. Get him a mouthpiece and let him use more than 3 moves, or send him back to NXT/release him. Please. Harper could have gotten the pop that Shinsuke also deserved.

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>>2731787
From before. This looks better though

Lord, how I fucking hate Nakameme's gay entrance and awkward autistic spams, is that considered 'cool'?

Fuck that spinner belt

I like Nakamura but after watching his entrance five times it gets cringe more and more for me when I watch it again.

>>2731829
No, man. That's Kevin Steen. I guess it's an easy mistake to make.

>>2731827

People will get so sick of his long entrance if he doesn't deliver the killer matches, people expect of him...

>>2731749
>>2731833
Beef game on point

>>2731840
I liked his smack debut with the nig violinist

After that it gets worse yes

>>2731840
seems like even the crowds are losing hype

his entrance is just too long to have to put up with every week

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>>2731787
>yfw she wrestles in the dress

EL AUTISTA

Wow, as a mutual critic of wrestling talent this "shinsuki" guy kind of sucks, is this the best export from New Japan? I was told by the Internet that the wrestling is superior there, but i'm not getting that impression from Shinskes so called wrestling.

Pretty sad too, I was going to tell my friends at the bar about the prestige of NJPW, but at this rate it deserves to fold in my professional opinion

>>2731833
Looks like Wonder Woman cosplay.

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>>2731840
Yeah I liked it when I only saw him every few months at a Takeover, he can't be doing it every week though. Cringe.

Anybody else get the creepy hard lemonaid commercial with the guy's face getting stretched?

>>2731832
I'm not the only one upset that Harper was shafted tonight, am I?

>>2731842
I feel the same about Balor

>>2731858
Nope, not the only one at all.

Especially when they wasted the first quarter of the show on divashit

>>2731859
Balor never even did the demon entrance once

>>2731859

Finn has a relative short version when he doesn't do much more than just walking to the ring though.

>when your gimmick is a monster heel but you literally have a babyface and soft voice

I actually really like Corbin when he's not doing his stupid promos

>>2731853
>Okada would never be in WWE

Feels bad man, but I think it's for the best, his matches would be brutal for the American wrestlers.

>>2731862
he was a demon when he won the Universal title

>>2731868
He's getting better, but he still needs more improv lessons

>this commentary

>>2731865
>Finn
>relative short
tobe keke

>>2731861
>Especially when they wasted the first quarter of the show on divashit

It is womenshit for over a year now, anon. Get with the times...

I wish they would talk about the match. I don't care about Corbin

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>>2731853

Best export for the US market (aka WWE audience) would be Okada or Tanahashi. Nakamura/Naito/Ibushi are the best for the Smark audience.

>>2731858

Pretty much all of /asp/ is. Did you hear the pop from the crowd at the mere mention of his name? They know their boy.

Did Baron just call KO Cartman? Cringe.

>>2731876
but then why do they call it Total Divas?

The crowd is gradually starting to get bored of this autistic chink.

Each week there are less and less people chanting his violin theme. Maybe in Japan his epilepsy attacks were cool but in America it's just cringey.

Corbin is complete shit at the commentary table

>>2731865
Agree, it gets cringe when he stops at the ropes and shows his junk to the crowd for like 5 seconds, that feels like forever.

Did ziggler really botched last week against AJ?

I'm kinda OK with him getting a clean win.

>Nak's entrance didn't alter any of his poses to have him reaching towards the briefcase
Missed opportunity.

headbutt, is that a shibata reference

>>2731875
It is...

He doesn't even do the...hand waving...don't even know, what that shit is called...

>>2731861
Of all the poor booking and wasted potential in WWE, the shelving of Harper feels the most egregious imo.

>>2731886
He should just do the arm raising twice with the lights, then get the fuck in the ring.

>Baron

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>US CHAMP

What the fuck? That was kinda sudden

>is it a cannonball or a marshmallow?

kek

>>2731887
I think it was a botch...

>>2731862
He did it the go home show of and for last year's Summerslam.

KO BTFO

>rock bottoms self

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>burying the US champ on tv

Who's fucking booking this shit?

This must be Road Dogg's segment.

Harper should be in the mitb instead of corbin

Corbin looking mighty bald there.

seriously the Kinshasa is one of the cringiest and less believable finishers in WWE history

>Baron muffling the headset as loud as he possibly can

Owens selling the kinshasa is WOAT

>>2731878
I think that pop might have just been because he's from Rochester. I mean I hope that's not the only reason but I fear it might be

>rock bottom yourself

He needs to just use that deep 6 or whatever he calls it

EPILEPTIC GOOK BTFO

why?

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>>2731878

>dat Harper table flip every single time

only thing more distant than dolph's chance of winning is corbin's hairline

corbin is higher on the food chain than owens.

deal with it /asp/

So why they don't let KO do more acrobatic shit? I know he is pretty agile for guy of his size.

There is a gif were he does a full flip of the third rope or something IRC.

>>2731840
I hate the reddit smark tradition of singing along to the entrance theme.

>>2731911

Part, but not all. Audiences love Harper, even if he never gets a chance to do a thing. Might change now with that weird Harper/English segment pointing toward a character change.

>>2731901
yeah i thought so but apparently le meltz said he was going to win anyway, just that it wasn't gonna be clean.

What if Corbin fought the Rock? How would we know if the move was a Rock Bottom or a n End of Days?

>>2731920
Well, Corbin is a Smackdown mainstay while Kevin is a transplant

>forced to wait an entire hour until talking smack for based LANA

fuck you wwe

>>2731921
fuck off I believe in dolph ;_;

Rate that Smack

>>2731919

I love Corbin, but his hair is truly tragic. So young, and he never had a chance at full, luscious hair. How long until the Fashion Police bring him in?

>>2731935
7/10 a nice surprise with Lana

>>2731935
OddlyNotAsGoodAsRAM/10

>>2731925
Yeah, it would have been a somewhat protected loss for AJ though.

They might have done the rematch just because of it so AJ got is win back quickly.

Why WWE doesn't let Kevin Owens do flippy shit anymore?

>>2731927
>Both men die

Is that bootleg Hurricane?

>>2731935
7/10
Nothing too exciting besides the Lana appearance at the start. Fairly average show.

Average Smackdown is still better than RAM.

>>2731935
RAM wins this week/10

>>2731936
What else he can do?

I'm thinking hair transplant if he gets injured. I don't think he can work the bald look, he would look like Corporate Kane.

>>2731942
If AJ/Owens/Sami does more of the flippyshit they were famous for, it'd make the cruiserweights look much more pathetic than they are.

>>2731935
Good smack but probably first time this year RAM won, that makes me hopeful for WWE.

>>2731935

Not sure about ratings, diva shit might've tuned people out

6-7/10

This Scottie kike rapist needs to go

>>2731968
Super No AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2731953
might work if he could find a good hat or bandana that will stay on through most matches

the tiny beanie he wears now isn't working

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>>2731935
6/10
disappointing

>it's another dar gets his ass handed to him but his Jewish tricks gets him the victory match

CALL JOE

>>2731840
18+ you retard, it's still half as long as The Undertaker's entrance, and in our days we watched that shit every day.

>>2731990
Undertaker never danced spastically during his entrance tho. And his entrance was never made with sing-alongs in mind

>>2731990
Are you seriously comparing Taker with this chibk?

Dude come on you can't be serious.

>>2731990
are you really comparing this cringy gook with Undertaker?

>Cedric woke up the crowd

>>2731994
>>2731995
>>2732000
Yeah, he had a far less engaging entrance where he just walked down and you waited as he walked slow as fuck. At least Nakamura's moving around, getting the crowd engaged while the best WWE theme song is being played.

>>2732015
18+ sing-along faggot

>budget Seth Rollins vs Gulak
this show is fucking stupid.

>>2732020
Get out of your basement and go to a live show for once you fatty.

>>2732027
>going to live shows
get the fuck out of here

Why nobody is commenting anymore did everyone lost their pirate stream?

lol

Every time we see Swann they have to bring up muh rough childhood

>TItus Brand on 205
what

It's Titus.

Kek Titus makes me laugh

TOWAZA

Is Tozawa's gimmick "getting harassed by old men who want to ride his coattails"?

seriously Titus is fucking GOAT

>>2732033
>he hasn't been to a concert, broadway, sports event, pro wrestling event, etc.
You know, it's all pretty affordable actually. But you gotta get out of your basement and find a job.
>>2732040
>thinks people actually watch 205 live
I only watch Smackdown these days. RAW has become too unbearable, and 205 live is boring.

Titus can't live promo for shit but he is a beast in the backstage segments

>>2732054
>he hasn't been to a concert, broadway, sports event
nice projection neckbeard. what the fuck does a concert or a sports game have to do with Undertaker's entrance? 18+ sing-along fag

>>2732061
So you would know that an entrance as boring as the Undertaker's isn't as engaging in a live atmosphere as a more energetic one like Nakamura's? I already explained this. Turns out that you guys are developing some form of early Alzheimer from being just in the basement for so long.

>>2732068
>So you would know that an entrance as boring as the Undertaker's isn't as engaging in a live atmosphere as a more energetic one like Nakamura's
Is that why Nakamura's sing-along is getting weaker each week while the audience's reaction to Undertaker's chilly entrance has never changed? 18+ sing-along faggot

I'm really hoping TJP doesn't get the title back

>>2732077
Yeah no way that's happening

>that Lana segment
muh dick

That's a hell of a finish.

>>2732077
Yeah, they wouldn't do that with no build up.

Mojo don't look hyped

>>2732104
He ain't hype

>another Smack
>another Smack without sheep man or Brodie

Drafting Bray was a mistake.

>Mojo took his hat off
Damn

I kinda dig focused Mojo, and appreciate how he handles this like a Handegg pro. Has he been hitting the promo work behind the scenes? I think he might be a good color commentator someday if the ring stuff doesn't work out for him.

Mojo is slowly becoming a better character apart his hype gimmick

Mojo soul is crushed

So, is Kofi gonna be New Day's singles guy now? Top title chase for Kofi when?

>Lana still doing the accent
Man, listening to her now and thinking back to Total Divas really threw me in a loop

>>2732120
>>2732119
I was going to post the same thing. Dude delivered pretty well, really surprised how good he got on the mic. Could really see him as a commentator.

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>Godzilla Tamina
fuck that caught me off guard

>Godzilla Tamina
kek. wot m8

>Lana is from a small village in Russia with 10k people
huh, interesting

>>2732135
I've got some bad news for you, dude.

Her name is Catherine and she's from Florida.

>>2732141
delet this

Anyone else really hoping for surprise Rowan to show up?

>>2732141
I know about CJ Perry
But I don't care about CJ Perry like I don't care about Mark Calloway
I want to know more about Lana the Ravishing Russian

>AJ keeping the faggot-hating gimmick
Based AJ

>>2732147
lol, fair enough.

>man romper
>the gay community?!?

I feel like Baron is summoned by people talking shit about him at this point

>it's not hard to jump somebody from behind

>>2731653
this

>>2732130
>>2732134
Lana improv is best improv

>>2731647
bump