WWE Planning a Theme Park

>>2730059
If they aren't dying now they will be after this

WWE Restaurant

>>2730059

It would never work, all the guests would be too heavy to ride the coasters.

e drones will defend this

ULTIMATE

THRILL

RIDE

Supposedly they're considering a brick-and-mortar HOF as the centerpiece
Finally

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Why is the giant Cena a black bald guy.

>>2730068
the hof would get me to visit tbqhfamalam

>black cena
lmao

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>GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT constantly playing 24/7/365

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>>2730079
ding-dong diddly gimme the green light

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https://www.forrec.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/FORREC-Visitor-Attractions.pdf
wwe stuff starts at page 26

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>>2730059
Is that a black John Cena or is that a dark Rock dressed as John Cena?

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>>2730084
>>2730079
DING-DONG DIDDLY GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT
DING-DONG DIDDLY READY TO GO
LET'S HAVE A DING-DONG DIDDLY TIME
DING-DONG DIDDLY WHAT YOU WAITIN FOR
WE DING-DONG DIDDLY GOT ONE LIFE
DING-DONG DIDDLY LIVE IT UP
SO DING-DONG DIDDLY GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT
CAUSE I'M READY TO DING-DONG DIDDLY
DING-DONG DIDDLY
DING-DONG DIDDLY

OH WE OH WE OH WE OHHHH WE DING-DONG DIDDLY
DING-DONG DIDDLY
DING-DONG DIDDLY

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>>2730098
Darren Young cosplaying as Cena

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>>2730107
KEK

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>>2730107

I can already see the Roman Reigns ride. You wait in a long ass line and random theme park, while employees hand you clay-doh sculptures of the other WWE superstars and tomato cans to squash.

Then when you get to the ride, you sit down in the seats and a Roman vest holds you secures you in place. Before the ride starts you hear a voice over of Roman saying "Are you ready for the ride of your life, baby girl" over the intercom.

Then you slowly rise upwards and and see that all the other WWE superstars are beneath you. You chuck spears and fists with Superman S on them and try to hit as many of the WWE roster below you, trying to score the most points. All while Roman's music and "believe that!" Is playing over and over again

The ride never goes down and you end up higher then you started. The person with the most points gets a Reigns Vest and they put a water and oil soaked curly wig on their head. They stand him on a soapbox next to an animatronic Vince and HHH who are clapping and congratulating them with words of encouragement, but you can't really hear them over all the boos being played over the intercom

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So...how will the ultimate thrill ride look? Some embodiment of the average RAW episode?

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>>2730059
They had a fucking restaurant at their peak and it went to shit. This is a disaster waiting to happen

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>H
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>L
>L

>>2730173
That's because they didn't have Balor Burgers. they opened during the wrong era.

>>2730173

No way! This will be at least as successful as Vince's football league.

>>2730059
Why is Cena black in that mockup?

>>2730182
lmao I thought that was The Rock in Cena gear

>>2730182
Because he had his whole career handed to him through no actual talent on his own part

>>2730191
It looks like it started at the Rock but then somebody else said to add the Cena gear because he isn't wearing a hat....and he's bald and black.

>>2730195
It's weird because looks like Roman and (I think) Brock are generated from photos why didn't they do that with Cena/Rock in Cena gear?

>>2730153
Kek, top notch m8.

Fucking hell this is going to be a disaster, Vince really is determined to just fuck shit up until Shane buys him out or puts him out of his misery, isn't he?

All of the guests will be too short to ride the coasters.

>Insiders have reported that one of the attractions will be a Wyatt Family Haunted House, where visitors will navigate through hallways full of terror and sheep masked men randomly jumping out and yelling YEYEYEYEAAAAAAAAAAAA. At the climax of the heart pounding adventure Bray Wyatt himself seems to teleport and block your path in all his menacing glory, which in reality is a animatronic dummy that you simply push aside and exit. After leaving the voice of Bray Wyatt tells you that though you have defeated him you made him stronger.

>>2730228
>The Big Dog's Ultimate Thrill Ride is another idea that was pitched. Essentially it's a roller coaster that takes you through all of Roman Reigns accomplishments at blistering speed. When the ride concludes the restraints keep you buckled in till a PA system giving out a three-count finishes to a thunderous reaction.

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>>2730153
>"Are you ready for the ride of your life baby girl?"

>>2730063
Didn't they try this already?

>Lesnar's Suplex City tower
>You will be attached to a 8-foot replica statue of Brock in a German Suplex position with its arms providing as your seat belt, The Suplex Tower launches 12 or 16 passengers through two cycles of positive and negative “G” experiences – back to back! Complete with Suplex city chants roaring throughout the ride's duration.

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>>2730071
the rock is a cena fan now...

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>>2730153

Will they finally have a physical hall of fame with painting or statutes of greats like Austin, Ventura and President of the United States Donald J. Trump?

Will they have former WWE washed up superstars working as employees there? Or if current superstars get suspended, do they have to work there making funnel cakes?

Will we get to ride the following attractions?

>Benoit's Haunted House
>Owen Hart's Skydiving
>Sunny
>Quadbiking with Kevin Nash
>Triple H's politically motivated Love Tunnel
>Scott Hall's Beer Garden
>Vince's Limo Dodgems

>>2732124
Finn Balor's It's a Small Guy After All.

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>>2732124
>Sunny

its just concept art

>>2730109
kek

>>2732124
>>Scott Hall's Beer Garden
Fuck yeah I would go there

>>2732124
10/10, would laff again