Stop watching fake fighting Stop watching wwe man drama Stop

>>2729815
lol no
Ive tried watching UFC, its fucking boring

>>2729815
>AS REAL AS IT GETS
>has a million rules what guys are not allowed to do

>Stop watching fake fighting
No.
>Stop watching wwe man drama
No.
>Stop watching japanese shit
No.
>Watch UFC like an adult
I already do.
>It's time to become a man
Defining yourself by what consumer products you are makes you a corporate handpuppet.

Anything else?

>>2729815
real sports are generally boring. just look at the NBA. complete joke. UFC is especially shit to. in general there's probably only a few matchups a year that produce anything entertaining in all of professional sporting.

fiction > reality

if you have good storytellers you'll never be disappointed. unfortunately if you only watch WWE you have shit storytellers.

>Human cockfighting
vs
>Human circus
I like circus better. At least it's flashy

>>2729815
REPORTED!

UFC is fixed. 18+ kiddo

>>2729815
How does it make you feel knowing that wrestlers innovated what you know as modern MMA?

>>2729815
UFC is fucking boring, plus theres too many minorities in that business.

>>2729815
Trying to convince the man children on the board to stop watching their favorite redneck circus sideshow? Lmao good luck.

>>2729852
>the state of this delusional fatty

>>2729845
prove it manchild

protip: you can't

>>2729815
I watch both.

Now stop being a faggot who thinks he knows better.

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>>2729815
>ufc
>real
ahahaha

>>2729891
>the state of this delusional fat homo

>>2729815
Don't bother, these people are a lost cause. They are video game playing weebs with zero athleticism or testosterone.

>>2729815
>UFC
>Not scripted on who takes the falls

>>2729955
>it's the insecure wrestling guy who claims everything is a work to feel better about his hobby

>>2729815
UFC is fake dude, watch a real sport like hockey.

>>2729832
>fiction > reality
This is how the people on this board live their life.

>>2729857
>whyboi literally retreats to a senile 70 year old's fantasy action figure no dimes nepotism playland because real competition features black and brown people
>lol

>>2729970
Wrestling fans are so fucking pathetic.

I dont like UFC its kind of dull and boring.

>>2729985
>i need dancing black people and awkward scripts to enjoy something
yikes

>>2729999
These kids are hyper-stimulated from watching porn and eating sugar all day

UFC is scripted fighting for entertainment you faggot

>watching scripted dryhumping

>niggers getting butthurt in the thread

>>2729815
UFC has a rather pompous attitude when they say its "as real as it gets", because its fucking not.

In a real fight, there's no rules, so the eyes, groin, and throat are all fair game. As well as using weapons.

In a real fight, there's no referee to stop the fight should things get too bloody or you and the other guy reach a stalemate.

In a real fight, you aren't locked into an 8 sided ring with a paying audience.

In a real fight, there's no regulated gear to prevent anyone from having an "unfair" advantage.

UFC isn't real fighting. Shit, if you want REAL fights, look up ancient pankration. UFC is just a sport for 15 year olds who think they're tough because they finally grew their first pube.

>>2730377
>"there's too many minorities in that business"
>not butthurt
okay

>>2730394
mad as fuck

>>2729815
>Stop watching fake fighting
>Watch UFC
Pick one

>>2729815
>WWE living rent free

>>2730382
>based UFC working this fatty to a complete sperg out

>>2730444
>seething this hard
seek sunlight

Boxing > NJPW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WWE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ufc

>>2730463
>HE STILL WATCHES BOXING
I BET YOU WATCH SUMO WRESTLING TOO HUH FAG LOL

>>2730463
Boxing>PRIDE>UFC>Judo>Sambo>K1>>>>>>>>>>>>WWF>>>>>AJPW>>>>>>ECW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NJPW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WWE

puro/indie > boxing > other combat shit > shit > wwe = ufc

>>2730484
>puro/indie
Embarrassing.

>>2730469
>basing all your knowledge off memes with no actual knowledge of anything

>>2730484
Indy wrestling is associates degree tier

>>2730469
>he thinks boxing isn't the most natural and primal of the combat sports
>he doesnt know that fists are basically the symbol of humankind
>he doesn't realize his glorified softcore porn garbage will never be as influential as boxing

>>2730534

>the most natural and primal of the combat sports

lol meme

You think when cavemen fought they stuck and move on one another?

>>2730540
>dodging is newfangled and overcomplicated

Whatever cavemen did, I'll bet they didn't worry about each other's "ground game".

>>2730554
>>2730534
>memeing this hard

>>2730554
Outside of track and field, wrestling (REAL WRESTLING, not the shit you weebs jerk off to) is considered the oldest sport in the world

>>2730566
>>2730558
>he earnestly thinks people learned to grapple before they learned to make fists

>>2730577
They probably did. I doubt they had an understanding of knockouts and liver shots. I'm sure they shot a double leg before they threw a hook.

>>2730584
I'd imagine simply balling your hands and pounding on somebody's face came a lot easier than shooting for the legs

>>2730458
>wressle fatty projecting about his lack of vit D
kek flabby wrasslin kiddies on suicide watch

>>2730606
>rent free

UFC is for tryhards and smelly mexicans

>>2730613
>smelly mexicans
Meltzer literally said WWEs fanbase is "very Mexican" and that is why advertisers hate it

I could care less, but based on popularity.
UFC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boxing>>>>>>Some PG Disney/Nick/CN show>>>>>>WWE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NJPW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNA/Indie Wrestling Shit

>>2730620
If Meltzer said you're a worthless virgin who should go jump off a bridge would ya do it

>>2730630
Dave NO LIES Meltzer would never say such a thing.

>>2730657
>>2730630
>rent free

>>2730620
that's not all he said but i guess you don't want to trigger the uneducated whites